my room is shit

anonymous asked:

My 🌈Gay Awakening🌈 basically started when I saw one of the boys at my school in the locker room, and kinda went: 'Holy shit' Also when I was little, my dad would always point me to female celebrities on TV and be like: 'Hey, what do you think of them??? ;)' And I'd just go: 'Oh! They're a great actress, and I love their music, and I loved when they... (and so on)'. Tbh if he and my mum didn't suspect it then, then they must have been either blind or in denial.

Oh NO BB

been feeling kind of touch starved lately,, have some snuggly boys

ok so I just finished listening to the howl’s moving castle and it was the GREATEST THING like I don’t even need to gay it up that’s how great it was but then there was the difference in character in howl between the movie and the book and @ibijau said the movie howl is how howl probably think he is which led to the GREATEST IDEA that the movie is how howl tells the story to his kids when sophie isn’t here like

  • other women ??, what other women I have never courted a single other woman than your mom ha ha hhhaaa
  • I was so smooth tbh i was the smoothest tall and handsome
  • ok there was the green slime incident ok but like it was TOTALLY not about another girl not finding me hot enough to drop at my feet n o i was never LIKE THAT
  • btw I saw through sophie’s curse straight away haha
  • oh yeah I think sophie had a sister ??? y e a h i think i remember she was named lettie I remember because I’m very careful about remembering stuff about sophie like the number of her sisters or their name.
  • “oh god, michael was like, a baby at the time. Like. He was probably eight or something.” “I was fifteen” “were you ? im probably thinking of some other child idk maybe it was marco” “there never w… whatever”
  • my room was full of cool shit so much cool shit don’t touch my room
  • oh yeah we… totally befriended the witch of the waste y e a h nobody died or nothing also I did cool stuff to stop a war like cool shit like full body transformation !!! and never into a dog I WOULD NEVER
  • nobody was ginger ever ginger is terrible
  • nobody ever had pink hair either
  • and I NEVER WAS DRUNK A DAY IN MY LIFE I SWEAR
  • family what family ha watchamean i never had a family
  • I NEVER TOOK POSES
  • AND I SEDUCED YOUR MOM ON THE FIRST TIME I MET HER OK BY BEING REALLY COOL AND TOTALLY NOT HOLDING A GUITAR I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
  • yeah and yeah I’m the only wizard in the family, yeah sophie does some shady stuff sometimes but. I’m the wizard ok. is she called sorceress sophie ??? no she’s called mommy sophie there’s a reason I’M THE WIZARD OK KIDS
  • I think.. we had a dog… at some point…
  • i never relied on a charmed suit to seduce anyone, ever
  • *sobbing* my beloved teacher never died it was a lie
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agent washington throughout the seasons
everyone suffers at least one bad betrayal in their lifetime. 
it’s what unites us. the trick is not to let it destroy your 
trust in others when that happens. don’t let them take that from you.