my rid babies

Watching Robots in Disguise 2015
  • Me: "Look at my tiny adorable children!"
  • Autobots: (Strongarm is being bossy and picking on Sideswipe)
  • Me: "It's just a phase. My robot daughter is assertive, that's all."
  • Autobots: (all start fighting each other and the Decepticon gets away)
  • Me: "...I mean, nobody's perfect. Everyone's kids argue sometimes. They're still my fragile tiny children."
  • Autobots: (Bumblebee goes hyperactive and anarchy descends upon the camp)
  • Me: "All my children are out of control and I am now prepared to hire Supernanny."
post-baby belly
  • Sasuke: What are you wearing?
  • Sakura: Hm? This? I thought I try wearing heels since you're so tall...
  • Sasuke: No, that. *points at Sakura's stomach*
  • Sakura: *blushes* Oh, I got rid of my baby belly from the pregnancy with Sarada.
  • Sasuke: Yes, I can see that.
  • Sakura: So what's the problem?
  • Sasuke: *takes off cloak and puts over Sakura* It's cold tonight.
  • Sakura: It's actually kind of warm outsid---
  • --
  • Kakashi: Sakura's new outfit is very nice.
  • Sasuke: ...
  • Kakashi: I'm sure you agree with me Sasuke.
  • Naruto: Sakura-chan looks---
  • Sasuke: *punches Naruto*
  • Naruto: I didn't even finish my sentence...
  • Kakashi: If you're worried about it being too revealing, you can just tell her.
  • Naruto: OR... you can get her to wear something else.
  • Sasuke: *mutters* Her whole closet is full of nothing but stomach-baring outfits now. To show off her post-pregnant body.
  • Naruto: Why don't you just get her pregnant again?
  • Kakashi: Naruto, a baby should come from love and not from trying to make your wife stop wearing midriff-baring clothes that attract the lecherous gazes of hot-blooded young men.
  • Sasuke: Yes, Naruto. That's a stupid idea.
  • --
  • Sasuke: So, Sakura...
  • Sakura: Yes, Sasuke-kun?
  • Sasuke: Don't you think Sarada is ready to be a big sister now?
6

That small, horrifying second when they thought Jenn had played the HII for the wrong person

Being an underage little.

When you are a teenager, you find weird stuff about your sexuality. Me? I’ve know I liked weird shit since I was 6. I didn’t even know about sex, but I knew that I liked being taken care of, because I have always had to be the bigger person, and I have always had to make the hard choices, and I never had a childhood. I am NOT into dd/lg because I have daddy issues. I like soft colors, and I like stuffies. I never got rid of my baby toys because I was always still amused by them. I am NOT looking for a daddy or mommy to have sex with. What’s wrong with a legal platonic relationship? What’s wrong with crayons? What’s wrong with baby toys? What’s wrong with watching kid cartoons? For me it isn’t a kink. It’s just me.

I found a way to get through the depression, I found a way to deal with having to be a big kid, I found a way to deal with highschool, I found a way to cope.

Sherlock spent so much time as a child separating himself from relationships and feelings and was under the supervision of Mycroft the whole time who told him to keep his heart a block of ice and John came along and Sherlock thought that maybe it was okay and maybe he could open his heart up to one person but John left him and got married and Sherlock probably thinks that Mycroft was right the whole time but he wasn’t, and I’m afraid that after season three Sherlock is going to be even colder than ever because he doesn’t dare thaw out again