“…in a lot of ways, it reminded me of my old wedding gown. it was dusty, smelled like a lot of dreams had probably died in it, and it was pushed off in a dark corner somewhere in hopes that everyone would forget the damn thing had ever happened”
i can’t even articulate my thoughts about this new information i just want to say @thepenumbrapodcast who? and when? and why? (minor spoilers for “lesson learned, part 2″)
Summary: When you accidentally bump into your brothers at a strip club, you didn’t expect to be able to enjoy yourself with their presence. You also did not expect to end up going home with your favourite act.
Pairing: Stripper!Ruby x Sister!Reader
Warnings: (probably very terrible) f/f smut, mild alcohol mentions, my inability to obey the rules making this not entirely au
A/N: so i decided to take part in @teamfreewill-imagine’s birthday celebrations and spat something up randomly… it’s ruby so not many people will read it but it’s also not specified which ruby (i think i managed to refrain from hair and eye colour) so you can have all the fun you want with it. hope it’s ok, idk i kinda miss writing and this was really fun. oh, and i apologise for the pathetic attempt at writing smut…
Hoooolllllyyyy fuck, I was googling pictures of sugar bowls and found THIS. What if this is what the sugar bowl looked like, and the reason it went missing is because someone literally just threw it out?? Because they couldn’t stand looking into its demon face any longer???