my rattata is in the top percentage of rattatas

which of the following is the most iconic pokemon phrase:

1. “Hey, you know my super-cool RATTATA? My RATTATA is different from regular RATTATA. It’s like my RATTATA is in the top percentage of all RATTATA.”

2. “Hi! I like shorts! They’re comfy and easy to wear!”

3. “Our servers are experiencing issues. Please come back later.”

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Dear GTS-traders.

Did you ever wonder why no one wants to trade you Deoxys for your top percentage Rattata?

Well mainly its because Rattata is common as shit… but there is also a different reason.

This is what happened when I tried to trade my spare Deoxys for an Yveltal. 

You can’t trade Event-Pokémon. (Even though Deoxys is now available in-game in ORAS…) So no Mew, Celebi, Jirachi, Deoxys, Shaymin, Darkrai, Arceus, Moletta or Diance for you.

(Also Nintendo, can you disable asking for these? Its getting ridiculous… ) 

pokemon go prediction: every once in a while, your smartphone will randomly notify that you have a message; you pick up the phone and you realize that the message left says nothing more than “remember my super cool rattata? my rattata is different from regular rattata. it’s like my rattata is in the top percentage of rattata.”