Make someone smell your ball
Step 1. find a ball. (preferably where a dead body has just been found)
Step 2. be sure it’s a ball. wow, look how round it is!
Step 3. Give it a good sniff. oohh smells like perfume.
Step 4. Share your experience with someone. Scully, for example
Step 5. show them how it’s done; give the scent a cute name like eau de ball
Step 6. Watch them smell your ball. your turn partner