my quote memes

  • Yoongi: I really want a sandwich...
  • Seokjin: Why are you telling me while you lounge in bed? Go make one!
  • Yoongi: *Thinks for a moment* Nah it'll take at least 15 steps to make one. Too lazy.
  • Seokjin: So you're telling me that you are willing to spend nights in a studio slaving over a track that's already good enough but 'it's not perfect', and you can't even get up and make a sandwich?
  • Yoongi: Yes.
  • Seokjin: You're unbelievable.
Victor sees the glass as half full, I see it as half empty; that’s why we make a good team. Mila, on the other hand, just drinks right out of the bottle. Georgi wonders why it has to be glass and Yurio usually breaks the glass by putting his feet up on the table.
—  Yuuri Katsuki, describing the Russian skating team
Hospital Starters
  • [ Requested by Anon about a week ago. Warnings for blood, suicidal thoughts, and medical stuff. Thanks! : ]
  • "Hey, you're awake!"
  • "Where am I?"
  • "You hit your head. There was so much blood that I got scared."
  • "Don't try to get up. You're safe here."
  • "I hate this place..."
  • "How could you do this to yourself?"
  • "The world didn't give me a choice, and now, I'm suffering even more!"
  • "You really came..."
  • "I told you I would be here when you woke up."
  • "How many tests did they do on you?"
  • "If I wasn't drugged up, I could tell you the names of every test they do in this place."
  • "When are they going to let you leave?"
  • "They said that I'll be here for a few days. Maybe a week."
  • "What happened to you? You have so many things sticking out of you."
  • "That's what happens when you're dying."
  • "It's probably time to change those bandages..."
  • "You aren't in pain, are you?"
  • "You were in an accident. You almost didn't make it."
  • "That would explain why I feel terrible."
  • "I thought you were dead..."
  • "I'm not dead, am I?"
  • "I didn't know it was this bad..."
  • "I may not live much longer..."
  • "I'm dying..."
  • "You can't die! There has to be something they can do!"
  • "I'm too far gone for any surgery to fix me."
  • "I want you to know that I'll miss you most."
  • "Don't say that! I don't like it when you talk like this..."
  • "I just want it to happen so I don't have to think about it all the time."
  • "I wanted to say goodbye to you one more time."
  • "If you don't get some sleep, I'm going to hit this button and tell a nurse you're bothering me."
  • "Don't abuse that call button!"
  • "You know that button only works every five seconds, right?"
  • "Maybe if I push it hard enough, more will come out."
  • "I get to come home today."
  • "Did you fill out the release forms yet?"
  • "They hooked me up with a bunch of prescriptions. I'm gonna be high as a kite."

Taeyong: Do you like Mark?

Donghyuck: You mean the weird Canadian kid? The short one with ramen hair? Johnny 2.0 when he straightens it? Has a cute little laugh that helps the sun shine?

Taeyong: yes

Donghyuck: sorry don’t know him

  • Youngjae: I have no one
  • Jaebum: you have no one?
  • Jaebum: What am I then?
  • Jaebum: A potato?
  • Jaebum: A chair?
  • Jaebum: A piano?
  • Youngjae: that's not what I mea-
  • Jaebum: Answer me bitch
  • Jaebum: Am I a fucking tree?
  • Jaebum: What am I?