my profile does it like that

  • The gang discusses Ryan's twitter follows

Gavin: So how many people do you follow now?
Michael: Dude, like, 13.
Ryan: Like 13, yeah.
Geoff: How does it feel?
Michael: I’m keeping track. He fucking loves it.
Ryan: It feels like there’s a lot more going on on my home-thingy.
Jeremy: Yep.
Michael: It’s your timeline man, c'mon.
Gavin: As opposed to just being on Meg’s profile?
Ryan: As opposed to that, yeah. I am now following Meg twice.
Jack: How is that?
Ryan: She’s got 2 twitters.
Jack: Really?
Gavin: Does she?
Geoff: Gavin doesn’t know about the second one.
Ryan: Yes, Gavin, yes she does.
Jeremy: She’s got, like, the MegTurney twitter and then the DollWithAGun twitter, right?
Ryan: You got it.
Gavin: I didn’t know she had two.
Michael: Damn, dude. What else don’t you know?
Jack: Time to burn her phone.

reviewing deer emojis

a wonderful boy. good realistic portrayal in a beautiful stance, like he’s just about to start a journey somewhere. where is he going? where are you going boy? i don’t know but i support him anyway. 4/5

way more cartoony than apple. sort of a lumpy head and also a ton of weird proportions. i don’t like it very much. why are you like this. 2/5

another profile shot. why does it only have 3 legs? what happened to his other leg? very intriguing. implies tragic backstory. i appreciate whatever bit of depth is added to emojis. however the outline is a bit too thick for my liking so. 4/5

this is creeping me the fuck out its like they cropped a deers head exactly in half and then put it against a mirror Why is it so symmetrical i hate it i really hate it 1/5

incredibly minimalist design but it looks like a deer so i’m okay with it. however if you stare directly at it for too long the face starts to look like the D: emoticon so 3/5

another realistic portrayal, but this time he is looking right at me. literally directly at me. right at my face. what do you want from me. who do you think you are. 2/5

somehow out of all the deer emojis facing forwards in this list this one actually gets it right! cartoony but identifiable, not creepily symmetrical, its even smiling kindly at me! this is a perfectly good boy! 5/5

this artstyle fits this deer perfectly and: it has spots!! it has a bunch of nice little spots!!! the first of all of them!! a wonderful sika deer!! stands out from all the rest with such style and grace!!! 5/5

i dont know what the fuck this is but it sure as hell isnt a deer get out of my house right now i’m calling the police 0/5

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                  ►   Netflix
                  what does their Netflix queue look like? if Netflix has all the TV & Movies!

                  ♪    Playlist
                    random five songs from their favourites playlist. 

                  👏   Dream
                      what is their aspiration?

                   👓   Education
                      top 3 subjects, worst 3 subject. what was their ‘clique stereotype’?

                  ♚   Resume
                      what is their occupational history?

                  ☒   Criminal Record
                    do they have one? what did they do? their mugshot.

                  ☺   Online Profile
                      top five sites, example tweet, what would their tumblr be like?

                  ✞    Beliefs
                      what is their religion, political leaning & what would they advocate for?

                  🎧   Gaming
                     top 3 games, favourite game genre. are they any good?

                  ✎   Books
                      their five favourite books. what type of story do they like?

                  ✈   Travel
                   good driver? how do they get to work? been abroad?

                  ✿   Home
                      what does their home look like; and their bedroom?

                  ☕   Coffee Shop
                      what would they order from a coffee shop or cafe?

                  웃   Wardrobe
                      what is their style label? 5 examples of their clothing.

DOES YOUR STOMACH HURT? by mellarkboxers

Starting 2017 the right way with more Philkas art. I had this in my drafts so… I decided to upload it bc…what do I have to lose, right? Anyway, hope you like it!


dating nct jaehyun!!!1!1!

• you guys are super cute
• jaehyun always smiles when he’s w you, not just any smile but he whole, cresent eyes, and the cute, well defined dimples
• he really likes being lowkey w you like
• “hey…,,,, wear a black and white striped shirt tomorrow” “,,,,,ok???”
• the next day
• “oh,,, my,,,, i- we didn’t even realize!!!! haaaa, we’re so perfect for each other”
• he’s awkward in a really non awkward, cute way
• it’s confusing
• it’s like he’s your best friend that happen to be dating and kissing on basis and hugging
• he doesn’t do cheesy things like put your name in his IG bio or anything, but he does make you his profile picture on his social media sites
• there’s some weird shit going on in his lil perv brain
• omg ok when nct u debuted you were like “hoLY- shiT. bABY DO U LOOK GOOD OR DO U LOOK GOOD”
• he’s super tall so you kinda, cling to him but he doesn’t care he likes it
• k he loves kissing you sm sm sm sm
• he kisses the top of your head a lot tho
• ok first kiss time w jaehyun!!!!
• ok so what happened was you were just chilling on the nct boys’ dorm couch
• and the sm BABy rookiES. were like “noONA. LET’S WATCH A MOVIE” and you were like “daMNBOYS. OK”
• jaemin, the princess himself, chose sleeping beauty.
• and at that very moment jaehyun came in the living room and was like “lol what are u guys doing w my girlfriend” and just plopped down in between you and jaemin and jaemin was like “hyuNG. wyD.”
• so it went like, donghyuk, jeno, jaemin, jaehyun, you and jisung.
• the first 4 boys were like, so INDULGED IN THE MOVIE, BUT you and jisung were like “lol lol lol we saw this like 40 times together already let’s just goof off” and you just kept squishing his cheeks being like “ugh jisung u’re like 3 what are u doing in an entertainment company i should be baby sitting you and be feeding u mushed up bananas”
• and jaehyun looked over at you and you whispered to jaehyun while squishing jisung’s cheeks and you were like “omg look at this literal baby jae”
• and jaehyun smiled bc goodness you’d be the most embarrassing mother to you and jaehyun’s children
• and then jisung fell asleep and you got bored and fell asleep with him while leaning on jaehyun’s shoulder
• “WHAT HAPPENED” and you screamed
• and the 2000 boys were like “HYUNG WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER” and he was like “whAT- WHY DO YOU ALL BLAME ME I DIDNT DO ANYTHING”
• and so you just hugged jisung and told him to go back to sleep but he was all shaken up
• and jaehyun just “oK. LET ME. JUST. GO TO MY ROOM.”
• but then 2 minutes later he motioned w his hand for you to come into the room
• and all the babies got up and started following you to his room and jaehyun was like “why- NOT ALL OF YOU. JUST HER. YOU GUYS-”
• a unison of “ooohhhhhhhh” from all the boys who go back to the couch
• and you got into the room and he closed the door and you were thinking “crap”
• but he very awkwardly was like “uh so… uh”
• “a dream??? uh well, did you, enjoy it?”
• “what?”
• “um” and he kinda, walked closer towards you and you just stayed there and he got crazy close to you and he put one of his hands on your cheek and another one on your hip and put his lips on yours and you hesitantly kissed back and put your arms around his neck and sjdjrjejf
• then he gently took his lips off of yours and smiled and he just kinda laughed and it was so cute honestly
• and you coughed and was like “um, uh, we should, take the boys, out of ice cream or something they…they wanted ice cream”
• and he put his arm around your shoulders and was like “alright”
• and fast thinker jaemin was like “hA. LOL. STUPiD US. JENO YOUR CONTACTS AREN’T HERE”
• “me-? oh- Oh YEAH MY CONTACT-”
• “jeno, you don’t wear contacts.”
• “you guys still gonna buy us ice cream or” cause all donghyuk wanted was some ice cream
• y'all did end up getting ice cream tho bc you love jisung sm, he’s you and jaehyun’s baby and he wanted ice cream
• it was a fun day
• ok when firetruck came out you went nuts
• ok you once found an old predebut video of him having a full on conversation by himself in english in his english class and you sent it to him
• he didn’t reply for like, 12 hours
• he cooks for you and you guys cook together sometimes it’s great
• you wear his sweaters sometimes and it’s so cute he loves it you look so tiny
• jaehyun made you cry once
• you guys were best friends first before you guys started dating
• he’s so modest it makes you ejdjfjfk
• ok jaehyun, not to be weird, but he gets boners a lot
• you pretend not to notice sometimes bc “jaehyun come on this happened on stage too you gotta chill man i know you’re growing up and you cant help it and all but-”
• but sometimes you just laugh and give him a small kiss on the cheek and continue doing what you were doing or something bc yoU GUYS AREN’T GONNA DO IT EVERYTIME HIS FRIEND ACTS UP DOWN THERE
• ok but he gets needy he just, hugs you a lot and back hugs you when he NORMALLY REALLY DOESNT, and he kisses you and whispers in your ear and, hM. IT’S TEMPTING BUT YOU’RE A STIFF STONE YOU’RE “you’re cute”
• you guys watch nct life together
• when he sleeps over/when you sleep over it’s so fun you always ask him to sing you to sleep and he does sing and skdkf
• but honestly most of the time y'all are gummy bears, potato chips, video games, dance breaks, and candy till 4am
• lol ok he looks at you, the same way he looks at honey butter chips and oh my goodness it’s the cutest thing
• johnny always messes w jae like “yoUR BAE OR HONEY BUTTER CHIPS JAEHYUN. ANSWER ME. 3, 2, 1. OHHHHH”
• ok jaehyuns lock screen is a picture of you and him together, smiling and laughing at your favorite coffee shop that yuta took when he was with hansol.
• ok so yuta and hansol were stalking you, but the way they put it was “we were not stalking you we were following you to make sure that you were being nice kids and just going on clean, 18 and under age dates.” and while they were behind the bushes, they saw you and him laughing at something and you two looked so cute that yuta snapped a pic and sent it to jaehyun and hansol was like “…wait. YUTA-” and then at that very moment jaehyun and your heads turned and you two made eye contact w hansol and yuta who was awkwardly standing behind the bushes of the coffee shop.
• it was a weird day
• jaehyun’s home screen is a picture of you sleeping, your hair in your face, your mouth kind of open, your cheek squished up from the pillow under your cheek and you hate it but he thinks it’s the cut e s t thing e v e r. it’s his favorite picture of you.
• he loves feeding you and being fed like he’s kinda shy about it but he loVES. IT.
• jaehyun doesn’t really get jealous, i mean, he does like any other guy, but he prefers to talk it out with you and ask you directly rather than keeping his emotions and questions to himself and hurting both himself and you and the relationship.
• he pretends you’re his giant teddy bear
• he likes it when you sit on his lap
• he does aegyo when you’re sad or when he wants something and you’re like “uGHWHAT”
• he loves spooning well, not spooning but, he just likes holding on to you while you’re both laying down
• he loves it when you touch his hair and play with it
• he catches all the bugs and when you’re scared he’s like “iTSOK I GOT YOU”
• when you’re cold, he doesn’t hesitate to take his jacket off and give it to you
• or when you’re like “oh no you’re gonna be cold ill be fine” he just let’s you sit in between his legs and he just drapes around you like a giant blanket
• ok your selfies are so cute it could be super casual where to u’re wearing normal clothes and just smiling or you guys could be wearing weird clothes that look like you’re about to go on stage to perform for lady gaga, sticking your tongues out, they’re all cute, super cute
• you guys say “i love you” when you’re in the mood for it meaning like, you guys would be watching TV then it’d get boring and you guys would just be smiling and really quiet and then he’d say “i love you” really quietly and pat your head.
• he talks in 3 different languages
• now he’s learning chinese from winwin and kun and his chinese classes so, 4 LANGUAGES. Y A Y.
• you saw jaehyun in a suit, once.
• once was enough.
• “stoooooooop”
• you guys never stop smiling around each other
• you guys, barely fight/argue
• he once took advice from johnny and, “went for it” aka took your head band to wash his face without getting his bags wet.
• “she won’t notice” he said. “she won’t laugh” he said. “SHE WON’T TAKE PICTURES OF YOU AND KEEP THEM FOREVER.” HE SAID

• he lied. johnny lied. and johnny’s the one that told you about the head band thing, allowing you to get the picture in the first place.

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD THIS WAS I HAD TO START THIS OVER AGAIN LIKE, 6 TIMES WHEN I WAS ¾ DONE BC I KEPT CLICKING THE BACK BUTTON AND SJDJJFKG i feel like this one isn’t as good as the other ones bc i restarted it so many times omg but yES. bias wrecker af jaehyun yes thank u for existing u wonderful human being//giraffe.

Sugar Daddy Site Reviews

Okay, so you want a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby! You Google it and BAM! There are a million websites that link you to Sugar Daddy websites where you can create a profile and just jump into an arm of a Sugar Daddy or have a beautiful Sugar Baby fall into your lap. EASY as 1,2,3.

But, just like shoe shopping, we see a few pairs in the same color and we wonder what shoe fits us best? What can this shoe do for us? Does it go with our outfit? 

I’ve tired many Sugar Daddy websites, below I have listed them with my comments. No particular order.

1.) Seeking Arrangement:

-This is by far the greatest site. I’ve met the MOST men on here…but not even the number but the GREATEST men on here. It’s free for Sugar Babies too! They allow a lot of room to type out in your profile. I’ve met 2 of my long term SDs on that site, and a few others that have lasted a few months and still to this day, if I talk to them, they would help me out if I needed. The layout of the site is very easy on the eyes, and it loads up fantastic on a mobile device. Pictures upload very well.

2.) WhatsYourPrice

-Basically, it’s a biding for date website. You see a pretty lady? You tell her how much you will pay to take her out on a date. NOTE: just a fucking date, not a roll in the hay. I like this site. But, few things to watch out for….There is a section where you can select a type of relationship you are looking for. I think many men just go ahead and start clicking away, and one of those options is SD/SB. There are men who make great income…but not enough to be a Sugar Daddy. Men who make 60K a year are on there. It’s not that i would call them ‘salt’ daddies, but that is because they truly don’t know how sugar works. But, back to the fun stuff. I’ve gotten anywhere from 75 dollars for a coffee date to 250 dollars on a date. I seriously was super low on cash at a time in my life, went on 7 dates in a week, and made my rent money. Did I sleep with these men? No, it’s a first date. This site isn’t as marked as others, and I get a lot of people from out of state. 

3.) Sugar

-Stupid, really it is. They have some point system that if you get enough points you can use them for gift cards. A lot of inactive profiles. Do not waste your time.

4.) Sugar Daddie 4 Me

-Hands down the worst website. The interface SUCKS. The men on there SUCK. A bunch of salt on there. I took down my profile, made it inactive and everything and the amount of emails they send do me are crazy. Saying such n such viewed me. First off, how did they view me? I never had a prior message from said person and my profile is hidden off search. WTF?

5.) Established Men

-Met 2 salt daddies. Enough said. LOL

6.) Ashley Madison

-If you’re okay with nothing but married men…then, sure. I had a lot of fights with dumbasses on here about the sugar world. I’ve had a shit ton of randoms that think making 90K a year makes them a Sugar Daddy. The screening process will be tough, but you can get through it.

—I’ve seen postings on CL about Sugar Daddies and such. I think it’s code for “please have sex with me for a cheap thrill”. Tinder is a laughingstock to begin with, so, I can only assume the “sugar” on there is laughable.

Any questions, comments,concerns?

Uuuuuhhh I love how Dirk Gently fandom is getting bigger and bigger, but I’m kinda scared about it too. I’ve been dealing with some unpleasant situations these days. Mostly art thefts. It happened about five times already in last two months. As I wrote on my profile of  Tumblr, Twitter and also Instagram, I don’t want people repost my drawings without any permission or proper credits like tagging me on the post. (If they asked for my permission first, I would have said yes very happily!)

Other examples would be.. well, once someone called me a racist because I ship Brotzly(Dirk/Todd) instead of Todd/Farah. Which is never true. I’ve lived in North America for a while as an Asian, so I take racist issues pretty seriously. (That does not mean I can never be a racist tho. You guys can always tell me if that happens. I just wanted to say I do take this kind of matter very seriously and it is NOT the reason why I ship Brotzy for sure ;0 )

And whenever I post Hogwarts AU, there are people accusing me of putting characters in “wrong” houses. Now, don’t get me wrong here, many people sent me msgs/wrote comments about it and most of them were just telling me their own opinions with respect - which I enjoyed a lot. I’m talking about people who literally cursed me for putting Dirk in Slytherin but come on, that’s why they’re called hcs… and how do you know if YOUR choice of houses are “correct” then? XD Don’t talk to me like that if you’re not Max Landis hahaha

My point is, these things are happening more often these days. I’ve never brought them up before because there’s no need of dragging other people into it and I can deal with them personally. 

And I know most of you guys in this fandom are just sweet, nice and respectful! But I’m getting worried because I love this fandom so much like this for now! I don’t want it to be turned out badly later. Let’s please keep gentle, be nice and protect each other?? :D 💕💕💕 As I always say, I love you all.

Sorry for such a long text post + please excuse any grammar mistakes or typos I’m still struggling with this language  XD


New banner on my mcl profile!!

it started off as Nat just pulling Mae’s hair back like he always does in the game but then I wanted them to kiss (or at least go in for a kiss) cuz I’m trash hah ah a h a.…

yesterday i randomly decided that i would catch up with makai ouji, and you know what makai ouji decide to gave me in their latest fucking chapter???

yes, this fucking shit 



look at him surrounded by those fairies, if he wasn’t actually a literal angel already I WOULD BE SAYING THAT HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGEL SLEEPING LIKE THAT



Academic AUs

- you wrote an article and I didn’t agree with it so I wrote one in response. But then you wrote one in response to my response. So I wrote another one. And now we’ve both been invited to a conference to have a debate and oh no, you actually are as good looking as the photo on your university profile
- I’m new to the university and you’re this fabled lecturer in a different faculty who does weird stuff (like never wear shoes) and I’ve been trying to just SEE you to find out if my students have been lying and I get too excited when I see you
- We met at a conference when I have a standing ovation to your presentation when everyone else just politely clapped
- We’re enemies for funding in the department
- You’re in the chemical engineering faculty and I’m the in the school of historical and philosophical inquiry. We only met when you tried to take the last donut at the pop up donut shop on campus

Dreaming is what makes us human. At the heart of every person, there’s a dream; for love, for peace, for purpose.

I’ve never drawn X before, so of course I decided to draw him in profile, and give it a lineless look. Brilliant. This is what sleep deprivation and sudden inspiration can do to you. All things considered, I think it turned out okay though!

I wonder if X ever dreams? And if he does, what does he dream about?

Judai/Jaden does ‘The Thing’

He’s so proud of himself, he’s precious. In my 'Dragon Keeper’ AU he’d be an Apprentice Caster, too. Quite possibly a walking disaster in the process lol I hope people appreciate this one because I will never be able to draw this baby this well again XD;

Jewelry is common among Casters, they help to channel magic. It doesn’t always have to be jewelry, but bracelets, rings or necklaces are easier to hide if a Caster wants to keep a low profile. Anyway.

I rather like this drawing and I almost wish I had done this on the computer. I can always save it to my computer and ink it later if I want to color it. His color scheme would be the same, I don’t think I’d change anything. Though, I’m not sure whether he’d look better in gold or silver when it comes to his bracelet. I’m kinda partial to silver for him tbh.

anonymous asked:

OKAY I'VE BEEN WANTING TO ASK YOU THIS FOR CENTURIES SO... Your profile picture is Chidori, does that mean you like Kiznaiver? Bc I really like Kiznaiver and if you like Kiznaiver you will be even more of my favorite person than you already are

Originally posted by kingdom-of-animes


anonymous asked:

It may be optimistic but I also see it as very logical. I think she's finally realized as the stunt comes to a close that most people won't be sticking around. So what does she do? Makes it look like she has fans, makes it look like she's important enough to get hacked, make it very clear what profile is official and hers.

My stance is that, from a PR perspective, it makes sense that she might want to establish her “brand”, or herself as a brand and pubic figure. That starts online. For instance, if babygate ended today (it won’t), people would google her, and what they would find is her her last tweet in which calling herself as an mother, which is what she’s known for. And a “public figure insta account”. The urgency would make sense if the stunt was coming to an end and she needed to build her brand/name online before it all blew over. As I said, I’m surprised and puzzled that she didn’t do this earlier.

But this interpretation is also very optimistic.

Unknown // Spencer Reid x Reader

Prompt: Spencer does not understand his emotions as he gets jealous seeing you around other guys

Requested by: anonymous

“Hey, you okay Reid?” Emily asked as she stopped at his desk. She had noticed the look in his eyes, a mixture of anger and confusion, something that wasn’t common in the young profiler. Spencer was one of the most level-headed people she knew. 

“Huh?” He asked as he was snapped out of his thought. “I’m fine.”

“Are you sure cause it seems like you were thinking really hard there,” Emily persisted. 

“Really, Emily. I’m okay,” he assured as he returned to the work in front of him. She frowned but nodded as she left the subject alone. Both of them looked up as they heard the door open and laughter pour in. Emily smiled as she saw you and Morgan walk in, both with huge smiles on your faces. 

“Hey guys, ready to go?” Emily asked. They had all planned to go to dinner that night and she was more than ready to get some food and drinks in her system.

“Hell yea. Little birdy here is treating me out today,” Morgan replied as he ruffled your hair as if you were a child. You rolled your eyes and swatted his hand away.

“I lost a bet,” you briefly explained as you playfully narrowed your eyes at him. 

Spencer struggled to keep a neutral face as he saw the interaction. A part of him felt repulsion at Morgan and the other was alarmed that he felt such a negative feeling towards him at all. Morgan was his friend, and a pretty damn good one. So why was he feeling like he wanted nothing more than to push him down the stairs?

“Come on Spence,” you said as you reached for his arm. He blinked as he realized that Emily and Morgan were already at the elevator and you had stayed behind. “Are you okay?" 

"Yeah, I’m fine,” he assured with a small grin as he stood. 

“Good. Now come on, I’m starving.” You smiled brightly at him as your arm linked with his and lead him towards the others. He blushed slightly but found the action to be adorable.

“Reid, are you sure you’re okay?” Emily asked once again. You and Morgan had left to grab drinks from the bar, leaving the two of them alone. Reid frowned and decided to confess.

“I’m not sure. I’ve been having these feelings…towards Morgan,” he said vaguely. Emily’s eyes widened.

“Like, love feelings?” She asked in astonishment. Spencer let out a laugh as he shook his head.

“No. No, quite the opposite really. It’s like I’m sick of seeing him. Almost as if I hate him and I know that’s not true,” he replied with a frown. There was loud laughter from the bar and the pair turned to see Y/N nearly crying at whatever Morgan had said. Spencer glared at the man and Emily chuckled as she noticed his hateful stare.

“I know what this is,” she said with a grin, “you’re jealous.”

“I’m what?” Spencer asked in bewilderment as he turned to look at her.

“You like Y/N. Seeing Morgan constantly around her and making her laugh is bringing out your jealous side,” Emily explained simply. Spencer frowned as he processed her explanation. He had never had much luck in his personal life before and the feeling was incredibly unknown to him.

“I like Y/N…,” he repeated as he looked back at you. He observed your infectious smile, your lips pulling back to show your perfect teeth. Oh god, those were the lips he fantasized whenever his mind wandered during the day. 

He turned back to Emily but he couldn’t get your image out of his head. The way your eyes seemed to always shine with curiosity and your voice that was always a pleasant sound to hear. He was completely obsessed with you.

He just hadn’t realized it. 

“I like Y/N!” He exclaimed in realization as his negative feelings towards Morgan suddenly made sense. 

“Whoa kid. That’s a hell of a way to confess,” Morgan laughed as he reached the table. Spencer’s eyes widened in embarrassment as he noticed everyone’s amused grins at his very loud announcement.

He groaned and hid his face as he saw your own eyes widen in surprise at his abrupt confession. 

“It’s okay,” you said with a small laugh as you sat down, placing a drink in from of him. “I like you too.”

Emily grinned as she saw Spencer finally allow himself to breathe. The two of you spent the rest of the night curled up together, drinking and exchanging small stories as Spencer summoned up the courage to wrap an arm around you, earning a good amount of teasing from Morgan. Emily couldn’t help but hope that Spencer had finally hit some good luck with you.   

anonymous asked:

Do you actually talk to Robbie? Does he know about his fan base and is he hiding amongst us?

Unfortunately no, we’re not in-contact with him. I mean, I’m pretty sure he knows about DRK. Like I said earlier on, he used one of my edits from here (that had a DRK watermark on it lol) for his profile picture and liked our tweet on Twitter. I told Sean Maguire about the blog when I met him and spent 10 minutes actually scrolling through it with Greg Grunberg haha. 

anonymous asked:

I'm becoming a sb, but I think it's a little boring meeting the guys Idk like 3 times a month. I would rather just have sex and if he pays me the amount I think I deserve we can repeat. That is dangerous right? How can I put that in my SA profile?

Well, you sound like my kinda girl!  ;-)  

I have had several of my arrangements started out in just that fashion, only to have a real friendship/relationship develop as time went on.  If a “bare bones” pay-for-play arrangement does blossom into something more, so much the better, and if it stays a strictly “business only” sort of thing, that is fine as well.

As a general matter, I don’t think there is anything dangerous about having an arrangement that involves just sex.  A lot of perfectly good sugar daddies will be happy with that.

However, it is NOT a good idea to state your sentiment bluntly in your profile. If you do so, you will definitely attract way too many “bottom feeders” – i.e., real scum – and that is what could pose risks.  Look, guys on SA are looking for sex first and foremost and most of them would be happy to dispense with all the other social “niceties” that many arrangements involve if you are willing to do so.  As long as you show up at the hotel at the appointed time and be ready to “perform”, they will be happy campers.  No need to advertise that up front.  You want to attract a nice guy while minimizing the contacts from creeps. If state in your profile that you just wanna bang for the money and have no other expectations, you are going to get flooded with messages from mostly creeps. 

I want to address one other thing you raised in your ask.  You said “if he pays me the amount I think I deserve we can repeat”. However, reading what you wrote literally, you are putting the cart before the horse.  In other words, don’t show up at a hotel room without having already negotiated the allowance and rely on him to pay you what you think you deserve.  Instead, get that worked out up front.  This way, you will not be unpleasantly surprised and pissed off when he hands you $100 for a performance that you rightfully felt deserved $400!  If the guy ain’t willing to meet your financial needs, there is no sense in satisfying his sexual desires!

lmao one of my bosses messaged me on fb like ‘why isn’t this on ur timeline…slacker’ and linked something about Tom. little does this boss know i run an entire blog dedicated to Tom and if he found out the depth of my interest in him he’d eat his entire brain at the knowledge of how… not a slacker i am. 😬