A day in the life of Mama Jin
Jin: KIDS GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW
Jungkook: Whats with all the yelling?
V:OH NO DID GRANDPA DIE?!
Jimin:*checks his pulse* No he’s alive
Hoseok:*smoking his weed*
Jin: Can someone please explain to me why my vase is broken?
Jimin:*flips hair* my sexiness
Jin: This is not a laughing matter that vase was mamas pride and joy
Jungkook: Just buy another one
Jin: No nothing can ever replace it
Jin: Because that vase was my pride and joy
Jimin: A vase?
Jin: It was before you little munchkins came along
Hoseok:*laughs* namjoons pull out game is weak af
Jungkook: What does that even mean?
Hoseok: Well let uncle tell you all about the art of sex
Jin: YAH SHUT IT UP J-HOE
Hoseok: YAH I TOLD YOU I’M NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE ANYMORE
V:*talking to jimin* Rabbits roam the moon and are going to take over i tell you
Jimin:*going through suga’s pockets*
Jin:*covers jungkooks ears* Dont talk like that infront of my baby
Jungkook: Mom I’m like 20 years old
Jin: SHUT IT YOU’RE LIKE 12 YOU’RE STILL A FETUS GO AND EAT YOUR CARROTS
V: *still talking * So i learned how to speak the language of the rabbit *starts hopping around making gargling noises*
Jimin:*going through suga’s wallet* Damn and i thought grandpa was loaded
Suga:*sleeping and grabs his wrist* Put the wallet down or you’ll never get a jam in your life
Namjoon:*comes home* HONEY I’M HOME
Jimin:*drops the wallet and runs to jin crying*
Jin: YOONGI STOP SCARING MY KIDS
Jungkook:*watching V* Hyung..stop it..thats offensive
Namjoon: Oh honey by the way i accidentally broke your vase this morning but don’t worry I’ll buy you another one *kisses his cheek and goes upstairs*
Jin:*eye twitches as he snaps a carrot in half*