But don’t you dare let our best memories bring you sorrow Yesterday I saw a lion kiss a deer Turn the page, maybe we’ll find a brand new ending Where we’re dancing in our tears
“And so, in turn, the male panda will sometimes…”the teacher droned on, his monotone voice tempting you to fall asleep. But your attention was more focused on your boyfriend, Jeon Jungkook, who was currently falling asleep on his hand at the desk across the aisle and up one row from you.
You slipped your phone from your pocket and took a photo of the sleeping boy a second before his hand slipped resulting in his forehead slamming on the desk. His head shot up, groaning and rubbing his forehead with his hand.
You stifled a laugh as he looked over at you, eyes glazed over from the fact he was still half asleep. He gave you a half-smile, nodding his head to the classroom door.
You shook your head with a chuckle, of course he wants to go sleep in one of the empty classrooms instead of pay attention to the lesson. He nodded and raised his hand.
“May I use the restroom?”
The teacher nodded, excusing him.
He gave you a wink before walking out. You took a deep breath before sighing and raising your hand.
“May I use the restroom?”
You walked down the halls, wondering which room Jungkook was hiding in. He always did that, waiting for you to pass before snatching your arm and pulling you in, scaring the living shit out of you.
As if on cue, a hand reached out from the old astronomy classroom (didn’t last long, seeing as the students mainly used it as a class to catch up on their sleep, or the latest issue of some magazine) and pulled you in, clasping a hand over your mouth to silence your surprised screams.
“Shush, Precious. It’s just me,” a voice hums, lips pressing to your temple as he kicked the door shut. Jungkook.
You can vividly remember the day you and Jungkook had spent watching The Hobbit andLord Of The Rings.
“Hey! Jungkook I didn’t know you were an actor!” You had exclaimed when Smeagle/ Gollum appeared on the screen.
“Oh, you didn’t know? This was one of my favorite acting jobs,” he joked, flipping his fringe.
“You look the exact same! How did I never notice!?” You laughed, pointing to the screen.
“My precious. No one touches my precious. Nasty little hobbitses,” he growled, his voice matching Smeagle’s as he stroked your hair, pulling your head to his chest.
“So I’m your precious now?” You laughed, leaning against him.
“You are now,” he whispered, staring at you with a fond smile playing on his lips.
“My precious. My only precious. The only precious I will ever need or want,” he whispered, kissing the top of your head.
“Just don’t tell Yoongi-Hyung and Jiminnie-Hyung I called them Hobbits. I want to see my Coming Of Age Day,”he whispered in your ear, voice shaking slightly.
“You know I’m going to tell them right?”
“You know why I chose this room, right?” Jungkook asked, spinning you around to face him. You looked around, confusion clear on your face. Did you know?
“This isn’t where you asked me out right? Or where we kissed?” You asked, Jungkook’s eyes crinkling as he laughed at your confusion. He shook his head, a smile playing at his lips.
“Right, I forgot to never ask questions before noon,”he teased, leaning down to nuzzled his nose against yours, bunny-like teeth on show from the wide grin he had as he walked you backwards.
You yelped when the back of your legs hit something soft. “It’s the only one with a couch,”he whispered lowly in your ear before giving you a light push, sending you back onto the sofa. Why am I with him again?
“Just stay quiet and no one will catch us,”he whispered, a dark glint to his eye.
Oh no…you knew that look…
“J-jungkook,”you gulped, scooting back further onto the couch, Jungkook following.
“That’s Oppa to you…or do I need to teach you a lesson?” He whispered darkly, lips grazing yours
“Jungkook!” You screamed, his hand covering your mouth as his other hand sped up, making you cry out louder.
“C’mon, Precious, quiet down. You don’t want to get caught skipping class, now do you?” He asked, a smirk tugging at his lips as he watched you squirm under him.
You shook your head, getting louder as his fingers sped up even more.
“Okay, okay! You win you win!” You cried out as a triumphant grin spread across his face. He moved his hand away from your side, finally satisfied with your torture-by-tickle.
“I love you, you know. So much it hurts when you aren’t around”he whispered, a smile replacing his grin as he pulled you to his chest.
“I love you too, Oppa,”you mumbled, placing a loving kiss on his lips.
“For as long as I don’t give into my temptations and choke the shit out of you, you annoyingly attractive muscle pig,”
How many people thought this was gonna be some smutty shit? I thought it was too until my dog walked over and stared at my computer screen. He is too young for me to use holy water on his eyes so I turned it into tickling instead.
Bilbo Baggins of Bag End had been born with an unusual talent: the ability to move objects with his mind. But only when he is reluctantly drawn into Thorin Oakenshield’s quest he learns to wield this power. He faces orcs, trolls and a dragon, and also learns that even a small hobbit may play a larger part, that his heart is a whimsical thing, and that home means more than just a place.
I just think about the number of times Dwalin would have cockblocked Thorin in a modern AU. (can you imagine tho he’s just getting into it and suddenly BAM his phone starts ringing and dwalin tells him that he’s late for his meeting or something)
They say that everything can be cured by saltwater - sweat, tears or the sea. Bilbo Baggins chooses the last option, taking his recently orphaned nephew and moving to the charming Oak Cottage, overlooking England’s grislier shores. The house charms him instantly, and though he knows nothing at all about the sea, or about making ends meet on his own so far from everything he’s known his whole life for that matter, he’s quite determined to stay, and see his nephew get better, odd sounds in the night be damned. He’s living in a modern world, after all, and the nonsense he’s been hearing about the house being haunted by its former owner, the mysterious Captain Durin, is just silly superstition… isn’t it?
Bilbo overhears some disapproving Hobbits about his and Thorin’s relationship and Frodo’s “questionable” upbringing during his visit to the market, then rushes back to remind himself how happy he is with the two people he loves the most in the world.
I sometimes wonder if the Shire would really take the whole Bagginshield thing that well in our so beloved Shire AU? We always portray the Shire as an all-loving accepting place but I’ve been seeing some metas that think otherwise, especially with what we saw in the last scenes of BOTFA.