No Such Thing As To Cautious
Summary: My friends and I are all in an adventurer’s guild. Two of our thieves (a true neutral Archer and a lawful evil rogue) are off on a mission to kill some wolves who have gotten into this citizen’s cabin. So far we know this citizen has 3 dogs and I almost mistook them for wolves. This is what happened next. When we get to the cellar
Archer Beastmaster(me, a Fox girl): Insight. See what I ear through the door
DM: -rolls d16- You can hear something being chewed on and a few foot steps.
Archer Beastmaster: I swear to god (DM’s name), if I open this door and they’re eating a dog I quit.
Archer Beastmaster: THAT’S IT. I TACKLE THE FIRST WOLF I SEE.
DM: You’re going to tackle a wolf…? Are you serious?
Archer Beastmaster: - rolls an 18 - KNOCK THAT FOOL TO THE GROOOOUND.
This is after the fight. Lets just say I almost died cause that wolf took a bite at my face
Rouge Thief: Well that went well
Archer Beastmaster: -is currently treating her face- Nice job not dying when I left.
Rogue Thief: Barely. Ay, is there anything to loot in here?
DM: -rolls a d16- You don’t see much in the cellar but I few boxes.
Archer Beastmaster: I open of the boxes.
DM: You open the box and find nothing in particular, except a beautiful amulet. It’d look nice on you actually.
Archer Beastmaster: Inspect the amulet.
DM: It’s enchanted and you don’t know magic so you can’t.
Archer Beastmaster: -starts getting suspicious- I put the necklace on Trition (the Rogue)
DM: Wait. Why?
Archer Beastmaster: It’s magic and I want to use him as my test dummy.
Rogue Thief: Hey hey hey. No. I’m not puttin on some shifty amulet.
DM: -groans- Just put the amulet on. I’m not letting my story be ruined by two overly cautious thieves.
Rogue Thief: Fiiine. I put the amulet on.
DM: The amulet doesn’t do anything. It only works on female animals.
Archer Beastmaster: (that totally flies over my head) Oh. Then I put the amulet on.
DM: -laughs evilly- You feel the amulet’s magic slowly spread over your skin. Something is… Changing.
Archer Beastmaster: Wait wat.
DM: Your character is-
Archer Beastmaster: You didn’t just-
DM: in hear.
Archer Beastmaster: (He totally asked me before if I wanted the animals being in hear system in the game. I should have seen this coming)
Archer Beastmaster: NOOOOOO