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No Such Thing As To Cautious

Summary: My friends and I are all in an adventurer’s guild. Two of our thieves (a true neutral Archer and a lawful evil rogue) are off on a mission to kill some wolves who have gotten into this citizen’s cabin. So far we know this citizen has 3 dogs and I almost mistook them for wolves. This is what happened next. When we get to the cellar

Archer Beastmaster(me, a Fox girl): Insight. See what I ear through the door

DM: -rolls d16- You can hear something being chewed on and a few foot steps.

Archer Beastmaster: I swear to god (DM’s name), if I open this door and they’re eating a dog I quit.

DM: -chuckles-

Archer Beastmaster: THAT’S IT. I TACKLE THE FIRST WOLF I SEE.

DM: You’re going to tackle a wolf…? Are you serious?

Archer Beastmaster: - rolls an 18 - KNOCK THAT FOOL TO THE GROOOOUND.

This is after the fight. Lets just say I almost died cause that wolf took a bite at my face

Rouge Thief: Well that went well

Archer Beastmaster: -is currently treating her face- Nice job not dying when I left.

Rogue Thief: Barely. Ay, is there anything to loot in here?

DM: -rolls a d16- You don’t see much in the cellar but I few boxes.

Archer Beastmaster: I open of the boxes.

DM: You open the box and find nothing in particular, except a beautiful amulet. It’d look nice on you actually.

Archer Beastmaster: Inspect the amulet.

DM: It’s enchanted and you don’t know magic so you can’t.

Archer Beastmaster: -starts getting suspicious- I put the necklace on Trition (the Rogue)

DM: Wait. Why?

Archer Beastmaster: It’s magic and I want to use him as my test dummy.

Rogue Thief: Hey hey hey. No. I’m not puttin on some shifty amulet.

DM: -groans- Just put the amulet on. I’m not letting my story be ruined by two overly cautious thieves.

Rogue Thief: Fiiine. I put the amulet on.

DM: The amulet doesn’t do anything. It only works on female animals.

Archer Beastmaster: (that totally flies over my head) Oh. Then I put the amulet on.

DM: -laughs evilly- You feel the amulet’s magic slowly spread over your skin. Something is… Changing.

Archer Beastmaster: Wait wat.

DM: Your character is-

Archer Beastmaster: You didn’t just-

DM: in hear.

Archer Beastmaster: (He totally asked me before if I wanted the animals being in hear system in the game. I should have seen this coming)

Archer Beastmaster: NOOOOOO

dgraymanweek  || Day 1: The Voice of Darkness

↳ Option A: Opening ( INNOCENT SORROW - Abingdon Boys School) 

“Don’t cry, how many times did you save me from
endless pain and sadness? Oh…
Touch me harder with your palms, show me, ever and never end
You drift so far away

remember that one time i wrote a 5,000+ word sickfic with Bakugou basically b/c i wanted to write an apology scenario with Bakugou apologizing to Izuku but i couldn’t imagine him actually saying it so i wrote a fic where he was sick and delirious and waking up from a nightmare to get to the actual moment that i wanted to write. which was at the very end of the fic. the 5,000+ word fic

Expectations

I’m not as smart
As my brother.
I’m not as active,
Or as pretty
As my sister.

I’m not as talented
As my father wants
Or as competent
As my mother wants

I’ll never be as ladylike
As they want
I can’t do everything
The want
I can’t even do everything
I want

I’m not good enough 
I just can’t meet those expectations 

Some days
I just feel like giving up,
Throwing in the towel

But I know I can’t

This is only the beginning
It’s to early for that
I still have time

I can be as smart
As I want
I can be as active,
And as pretty
As I want

I can be as talented,
As competent, 
And as ladylike 
As I want

I can do everything
That I am capable of
To the best of my abilities

I can rest 
On my weak days.
And do as much as I can
On my inspired ones

I can be me

I can just be me
To the best of my abilities

what i wanna know is why all the actors in skam look like they haven’t aged much through the seasons (because it’s only been about a year) 

but then Tarjei

just ages about 5 years

Yknow, the thing about Mass Effect, for all its flaws and problematic moments and issues that bioware really needs to work on, they got one thing down. Emotion. I’ve never played a game so packed with emotion as Mass Effect is. Yeah we all bitch about the ending of Mass Effect 3, we all point out the sexist moments, we all discuss where Bioware needs to grow. But I think a majority of us will remember the shocking moment of seeing the Collector base for the first time. We find friends in this rag-tag band our Shepard brings together. We’ll all hold our breath as Joker hobbles through a Normandy under attack. We agonize over who we left behind on Virmire. We cried when characters we came to know left us, and we cheered when a cure for all Krogan fell upon Tuchanka. We were sad, happy, angry, desperate, hopeful, and passionate right alongside these characters we came to know so well. And don’t tell me a huge-ass grin didn’t appear on your face when that damn Thresher Maw took out that Reaper. You can point out as many flaws as you want with the games, we all talk about it; but in the end, Mass Effect isn’t just a game. It’s a feeling, an emotion, an energy that I have personally never felt in any other video game ever. It is passion, plain and simple. And I just find that to be so damn important, when something can make you feel as if a part of your own soul is right there along for the ride. 

Idk that’s just so beautiful to me and it’s why Mass Effect will always be my favorite series of games regardless of the flaws it possesses. 

It’s awesome to be able to draw Mark with his black hair again

askcaitlinthehedgehog  asked:

I'm sorry if your not doing these at the moment but can you please do B1 with Mooching Hobo

this level of cuteness should be illegal



Hobo belongs to @loverofpiggies

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“I think he wants us to pick up where he left off. You know, saving people, hunting things. The family business.”

[insp]