my platonic otp

Gay Ships IRL

So there are these two boys in my school, one of them is a punk dude and the other is a complete nerd. these two dudes are best friends and literally everyone ships them. the nerd one happens to be in all my advanced classes and talks to me about the punk one A LOT. I already know the nerd one is gay, but the punk ones sexuality is still unknown. These two boys are so protective over each other its unbelievable. In gym this one dude was joking around with the nerd dude and i guess it got way to aggressive because he punched him REALLY hard and he left a bruise on his arm, The punk guy sees this and gets really mad at the dude and yells at him for punching him to hard. He then goes over to the nerd, makes sure hes ok, and proceeds to look at the arm to make sure he is in fact ok. soMEONE HELP BECAUSE THESE BOYS WILL BE THE NED OF MEE!!  will keep story updated   

Guess who is not over it… Guess

Imagine Person A of your OTP hearing Person B screaming in horror from another room. Completely terrified about why B would be screaming, A rushes into the room only to find B crouched in the corner in a defense stance, staring wide eyed at a spider.

Alternative: Person A receives several texts from Person B, telling them to come back as soon as possible, to hurry and go home, and that they need someone to protect them. A immediately leaves where/whatever they were doing to rush home, only to.. [top]

BONUS:’s not a spider.

Much to Miranda’s annoyance, the Lazarus project didn’t end when Shepard woke up.

Sure, Shepard could walk and talk and fire a gun, and her heartbeat and blood pressure marched within the acceptable physiological ranges. But all those little rivulets of chemicals and electricity that converge to create happiness or hope or desire? Those, it turned out, were much harder to reconstruct. Shepard would spend days with unfocused eyes glued to newsfeeds, would stare uncomprehendingly at the food put in front of her, would retreat into a corner of the cargo bay and silently sit alone for hours.

This outcome, Miranda decided, was an unacceptable conclusion to the most ambitious and well-funded biomedical engineering endeavor in human history. Not with everything that depended on Shepard, and certainly not after all the time and energy that Miranda had invested in the project.

As part of her effort to keep Shepard focused, Miranda began to remember how to play a role that had been hers before she became a scientist or officer: she remembered how to be a sister. She checked in on Shepard at the end of every day. She made sure that Shepard was eating. She did what she could to maintain Shepard’s morale, even if she made herself look like a cheerleader in the process.

“Nice shot!” she’d call out in the middle of a firefight. “Impressive!” She kept her voice bright even when blood was streaming down her own face.  

Several weeks into this act, she noticed that Shepard was changing for the better. Shortly thereafter, she noticed a change in herself as well. She wasn’t keeping Shepard alive to prove the success of the Lazarus project, or even for the sake of humanity’s survival.

She was keeping Shepard alive because of Shepard.

When you want to bring someone back from the dead, the work doesn’t end when their heart starts to beat again. 

[Mass Effect Friendship week at @omegastation, day 3: Second family. Also on AO3.]


cause I think you’re so good And I’m nothing like you. —– I hate my depressed life but well here a little of my drawings trash

rivalry aus
  • the neighbourhood cats like me a whole lot better than you so stay away from them okay i’m the local cat whisperer king and you’re going to have to fight me for this
  • i see that you adore playing your loud ass trumpet at random moments in the middle of the night, well fyi i happen to be a master at the french horn so fuck u i challenge you to a brass off
  • so i see you’ve decided to open up a cake shop next to me ice cream shop huh?? and you’re having a 50% off everything day?? well guess whose going to have a 100% off everything day at the same time
  • so i see you like to write passive aggressive articles about me and my art club in the school paper well guess whose going to draw passive aggressive comic strips of your shitty journal club
  • you’re the more popular flight attendant cause you’ve got a nice face and you sweet talk to people but tbh im the only one on this airplane that can shut the babies up and deal with the old people so that employee of the month position is mine
  •  we’re rivals in the same sport team and we always have to out run/score/swim each other and each time the coach or captain has to literally force us to stop before we keel over but our records are still tied and i need to beat ur ass



You just feel bad for the dead in your wake. I don’t feel anything.

If that were true, you would have killed me by now. 

anonymous asked:

Who is your platonic soulmate or brotp? Because you x them and stydia for the vs?

LEGIT I AM GOING TO SAY @chandlersmonica is my platonic soulmate because I fucking kid you not anon, my tag for noshin is #br/otp: my platonic soulmate LMFAO!! And I’d choose my relationships with friends over my fictional ships any day <33

Send me 2 ships I’ll tell you which I ship more.