my plan is to make more

Ok so during my junior year some dipshit thought it’d be fun to plan a food fight. The problem was that the teachers caught wind of it and the admins had more teachers than usual guard the cafeteria. Like they thought that would make a difference. Anyway, so the food fight gets started, idk who started it, I hear it was some sophomore, but everyone eating in the gym heard about it and stood outside of the cafeteria watching all of the chaos ensue.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE. That same day the seniors decided to do their senior prank, which wasn’t creative at all. They were gonna go through the halls and have a party or something (memory is failing me), but there was this one kid and let’s call him Kevin because I don’t remember his name…it may have been Kevin. So Kevin comes in with the crowd on a bike dressed up in a Gumby costume (that weird green claymation character). Our principal is so pissed at the prank and food fight that he fucking checks Kevin into the lockers and off his bike. 

So Kevin was forbidden from walking at graduation, but our school started a “Free Gumby” campaign to have him walk. Like there were t-shirts and a facebook page and shit. And y'know what? IT FUCKING WORKED. When they called Kevin’s name at graduation everyone shouted “GUMBY!” And the weird thing is that my school had more weird shit that happened…


Some of my SwapFell designs!
There isn’t really a complete description for them yet. However, you can read a little itty-bitty thingie about them right here, if you want!
I’m planning on making the rest of the gang sometime in the future (maybe).
I’ve actually thought out quite a bit of a story for them, and, well…

It doesn’t really feel like a regular SwapFell anymore?

There are a lot of variations of this AU, but (somehow) they still remain in more-or-less-so the same format: small angry Sans, big drooly/pervy/stoner Paps and sometimes some Undyne with Alphys, etc. (<- not ALL of them, but A LOT of them)

I’ve been told that my versions of SF is “a lot more plot-y” © than the usual ones. It’s come to the point where I can’t really see any major connections between my SF and “their” SF, except for the whole “swap dem personalities” thing.

I might separate them into a whole new AU (because we definitely don’t have enough of those already amirite hurhurhur)? Like, branch them out of SF or something?

Help? Please?

(also, yes, Asgore looks like a freaking kung-fu master)

Sorry that I haven’t been so active since my ask blog opened. I thought I might as well post this little thing for you guys that I forgot I did. Would you guys believe that these originally were my designs for Bendy and Alice? I decided to change them for my fanart as an exercise to draw outside of my comfort zone and it’s really helped me improve. I personally think I made the right choice to go with the rubber-hose look.

Anyways I’ve decided to make a schedule that may or may remain for the rest of the summer (if I get that job). I have commissions and that Benlice comic that I want to finish so I can focus solely on the ask blog. Which has been a blast so far you guys are awesome! I’m planning out how the comic will wrap up - with two more parts. As for my askblog I’ll say more on the actual blog.

anonymous asked:

Hi, 41 for the drabble challenge!

Thank you for the prompt. it was supposed to be funny. it got sad. I’m so sorry.


“You’re going out dressed like that?”

Lucien froze, halfway out the door. “No.”

“Yes, you are.” Feyre crossed her arms, taking in the bedsheet draped over her friend. “What is that?”

Lucien’s shoulders drooped, and he turned around. “It’s a toga,” he said tonelessly, plucking at the linen. “It’s what they wear in the Day Court.”

“But we’re not in the Day Court.” Feyre looked at him sharply. “Wait. You’re going to the Day Court? To Helion? Since when?”

“Since he asked me to,” Lucien said resignedly. “I got the letter a week ago. Claims he’s ‘getting on in years’ and wants to introduce me as his heir to his entire court.”

“And you agreed to that?” Feyre said, incredulous.

Lucien struggled for a moment, searching for something to say, then shrugged and said, “Yes.”

Feyre sat down on the arm of a nearby chair, looking rather stunned. “But… why?”

Lucien sighed. “Feyre… you know I don’t fit in here.”

“That’s not true,” she contested. “It’s just that –”

“It’s just that no one trusts me,” he filled in. “And no one really likes me. Except you, maybe. But Rhysand patently hates me, Cassian, Azriel, and Mor barely tolerate me, Amren seems to ignore me, and Nesta seems about a minute away from ripping my throat out on a daily basis.”

“And Elain?” Feyre said hesitantly.

A bleak expression crossed Lucien’s face. “She needs – space,” he said. “Or time. One. Both. I don’t know. She doesn’t want me around. I can’t… say I blame her.”

“So you’re going to run off?” Feyre’s tone was accusatory.

Lucien’s mouth tightened. “I’m going somewhere someone wants me,” he spat. Then, more softly, “I’m going somewhere – where maybe I can be useful. Mother above, Feyre, can you blame me? My entire quest during the war was useless. And so was I. I’m not part of the Night Court, not really.”

“I know. It’s just…” Feyre swallowed. “It’s so far away.”

“I’ll visit sometime, if you want,” Lucien said, eyes avoiding hers. “But maybe not for a while. I don’t want… to be too close to her.”

Feyre knew he meant Elain. “Maybe I’ll come visit you, then. Make up some diplomatic reason. I don’t think Helion would mind.”

“I’d like that.” Lucien fiddled with the drape of fabric over his shoulder.

“How long will you be gone?”

“I don’t know. A while. Helion’s invitation was indefinite. There’s lots of libraries there; that’s where I’m planning to spend most of my time.”


Lucien didn’t respond immediately. He seemed to be exceedingly interested in a mark on the floor – he kept tracing it with one bare toe. “I suppose,” he said at length. “Who knows? Maybe I’ll make lots of friends at the Day Court. Maybe I’ll have more luck there than I’ve had with my previous three.”

Feyre didn’t know what to say. Slowly, she got up, went over to Lucien, and wrapped her arms around him. He stiffened before hugging her back.

“Stay safe,” she told him softly. “And remember that I am your friend. Truly.”

“I will.”


Send me a prompt + a pairing and I’ll write you a drabble!

Shape of You (10)

I apologize in advance….Don’t fear there’s more chapters to come!

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Chapter 10

I woke up to someone pressing soft kisses along my shoulders. I buried my face in my pillow as the flutters kept up, moving along my shoulder and down my back. I scrunched up my nose, hands were on my hips. I felt happy, I felt warm. I didn’t want to move, I didn’t want to burst whatever bubble I had found myself in. I couldn’t pretend any longer though, I giggled as he tickled my waist.

“I know you’re awake,” his deep sleep filled voice made my toes curl.

I sighed, “I don’t want to get up. Then we have to leave.” I opened my eyes and he was staring down at me, his fingers moving along my shoulder now.

He started to draw circles on my arm, “but we leave together, so it won’t be that bad. You aren’t getting rid of me that easily, Nes.”

I smiled, “no, I guess not. If we can still do this, it’ll be perfect.”

Cassian leaned in, my fingers brushing his cheek, and kissed me softly. I smiled, never realizing how amazing this could be. How truly liberating it felt to finally let someone in. My chest wasn’t tight, my body wasn’t stiff. I felt like a girl I never knew I could be as I laid there with him. He had somehow found a way to bring me back to myself. To heal whatever damage Tomas had done.

“I’ll be right back,” He said against my lips. I sighed, but pulled myself away as he got up. I nodded, watching him walk out of the room wearing only his boxers. He was beautiful, I wasn’t sure what I had thought by trying to push him away.

I closed my eyes again as he shut the door. I and fallen asleep in his shirt, after he had worshipped me over and over again. His words not mine. I had fallen apart by his mouth, his hands, by him more than once last night. I shivered just remembering how good it felt. How I never wanted him to stop. How I never knew it could be as amazing, as warm and welcoming, as this.

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I didn’t expect so many people to care about getting me soy milk ; u ; thank you guys so so friggin much. I always try to help others so it’s actually the greatest thing in the world to me that people would try and do the same for me. I try not to make it apparent that I’m struggling as much as I do because I just feel so…. Iduno… guilty? Gahh ; u ; I LOVE YOU SO GUYS SO MUCH. I’ll try my best to get on when I’m not feelin so awful to thank everybody personally but please be patient with me because I’m in a pretty bad head space at the moment.

Please, if you’re reading this and was planning on donating- it’s okay!!! Save your $!!!! TREAT YOURSELF!!!! YOU DESERVE SO MUCH MORE FOR EVEN THINKING TO DONATE AAAA. And shout out to everyone who reblogged the post for peeps to see, you guys rock too. I’m gonna go on a little walk and drink some soy milk now. Stay safe guys ♡ sorry if I’m worrying anyone btw, I promise you I’ll be okay. I’ve managed to overcome everything so far so this should be manageable too… - Gary

The other day, I officially graduated from college! I now am arbitrarily qualified in the fields of Art and Art History. Hopefully I’ll find good uses for what I learned in these past few years at school, both on this blog and out in the real world. 

To celebrate, here is a very very relevant New Yorker cover illustration from one year ago by R. Kikuo Johnson. As a recent graduate, a cartoon like this should make me feel depressed, but I’m ready for the tough challenges of entering business-land. 

For anyone curious about my plans right now, this summer I’ll be teaching art to elementary schoolers at a day-camp type thing (I get a whole classroom and everything!), and then after that I’ll be hunting down graduate schools to get an MFA and hopefully someday become a professor IRL. Along the way I’m gonna keep making art and comics and hopefully will be doing more writing about art on this blog and in videos. 

I’ll share updates about how all this is going every now and again, and of course I’ll keep sharing cool art stuff on this blog on the regular. Thank you again to everybody who follows my ramblings, the past few years blogging for you all has been a blast and I’m looking forward to getting back into it even more this summer! 

anonymous asked:

hello i am a fellow jewish girl w a big ass nose and i just want to offer support on your nose because i plan on getting mine done too and every single person i tell they always say "but your nose is like your signature thing" but really it's only a signature because it's the first mf thing u see on my face. anyways if you wanna get it done bitch go for it!!!!

lmaoooo i know girl every time someone tries to say something about it making me “special” i just wanna change it more. nobody realizes what they see isn’t what matters, it’s what i see.


Majority of today has been utter shite, Caseys assessment didn’t go as planned shall we say… I don’t want to talk about that for now :)

Still not particularly comfortable in my own skin post pregnancy, but I can’t do much about it quick so I should probably get used to it! My hair has lightened loads but slowly turned blond from grey? I need some more dye! Ft new iron fist top from MIL

Cold brew with vanilla and a lotus biscuit Krispy Kreme, guess they make the day a little better 🙃🙃



  • mailed back my textbooks
  • shipped Maggie and Em some things  
  • got laundry soap so I can have more clean clothes
  • made breakfast and lunch
  • took some anxiety meds for the first time in a week because I was shaking so bad while out and about (at the post office, copy store, CVS) and then in the car and back home for a while
  • took Skye out
  • watched Parenthood
  • played the Sims

What I’d like to do today (or, in some cases, what I should do even though I don’t want to:

  • walk Skye
  • unload the dishwasher
  • meal plan for tomorrow
  • make a list of what I need to talk to J about in session tomorrow
  • nap
  • refill med containers
  • shower
  • clip and paint my nails
  • text a friend I don’t talk to as much, recently
  • use my face mask that I’ve been saving for a rainy/hard day
New plan!(IMPORTANT!!)

So I think it’s obvious that I’m not doing to well in getting these things out every day. So I have come up with a compromise! The longer messages take a while to compose because I like to make sure you all remember how special you are. So those will probably be sent out every other day. HOWEVER! Asking about your wellbeing and making sure you are all ok is the top priority so those will be sent out every night via messaging because I know it can be hard to say stuff just in public. I love you all so much and I hope that you know you are loved and cared for. I am always here. If you just need someone to give you a virtual hug or to talk about something you are excited about, I’m here. If you need help sleeping and just want to talk, I’m here. If I’m not responding, you are not annoying I’m probably just asleep. My parents put me on a new sleep medication so I’m in a sort of high for part of the night. Remember that you are special and important. I love you all so very much. Hugs and kisses! @hello-i-am-the-mad-hatter @theinsidiouscinnamonroll @thegreatgulonincident @realdimerald @sunlightschadow @crispyninjadonut @wyliedeservesbetter

This sticker package is now available on my Redbubble page! It features five motivational quotes (which double as puns) for your bullet journal, planner, or a rainy day! The smallest sticker page is very inexpensive, and it would help me out a ton if people purchase them! I plan to make more of these, different themes, more puns, and cute watercolor artwork! 

(links are still not working on here, but a link to my Redbubble is available on my main page, and there you can find this and a few other designs I’ve made!) 


I need you to tell me everything you know about Magnus Bane.
Magnus Bane is the High Warlock of Brooklyn.




shinee + space-y things for the birthday girl, @leejinklies. ♡


5/100 days of productivity :: woooheeee, have I been absent! im so sorry for the lack of original posts on here, so to make up for it I decided to post these module summary posters I made for my sciences on my graphics tablet; modules B4, C5 & P4! writing posters is a really effective way to revise for me, so i plan to make more of these and hopefully upload them too. 

My entry for the Haikyuu!! Ghibli zine that I made a few months ago. Unfortunately, the zine is discontinued but you can still check out the other beautiful pieces at @hq-ghibli-zine. Everyone worked really hard on their pieces so feel free to go through and give them as much love as well ♡ 

This was my first time contributing to a zine so I was really excited about it and I’m very happy that I was able to make this piece. When I heard that I was accepted I ended up telling everyone about it (lol my class was really supportive) so I’m really happy with the support I got and I hope I was able to mirror it on this piece.

 I’ll be applying for other zines as well since I still have some extra time on my hands~ I look forward on participating in more