A male customer well into his 40’s was ranting and raving about the cost of phone cases and I was laughing in his face because he was being an idiot. But my coworker didn’t find it so funny and so, was not laughing.
He asked her, “what’s your sign?”
Me: OH SHIT OH NO TELL ME HE ISN’T–
Her reply was, “I’m a Pisces.”
To which he said “Oh, so that’s why!!”
And I. Just. Couldn’t hold it in. I had to walk away and cover my mouth because I was laughing so hard. I can not believe a grown ass man is basing her not laughing at his bullshit on some ASTROLOGICAL SIGN IM FUCKING DYING IM DEAD HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE