my pets are my kids.. i celebrate their birthdays

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Get to Know Me

I was tagged by @marelauniciorn for this thingamajig, so yeah. 

Birthday: For legal purposes, July 7. For sentimental purposes, July 4. 
Gender: Female
Relationship status: Becoming far too fond of posting cat videos. 

Originally posted by heledh

Favourite color: Purple
Pets: I have children, does that count? 
Wake up time: Depends on how much my job hates me that week. Sometimes - usually - it’s as early as 4 AM. At the very latest, it’s 6 AM, even on my days off. 

Originally posted by kiamkiamkiam

Love or lust?: Money. 
Favourite food: Lasagne. And cream gravy. Because, fat kid problems. 
Met a celebrity?: Kind of a long story, but when I was a newborn, my parents partied with Johnny Cash and June Carter, both of whom (plus their band) took turns passing me around and playing with me. I wish I could remember that, but I was like a month old at the time. Somewhere, we have pictures of that, plus a $5 bill that he autographed for me. 
Last song I listened to: “Come Out and Play (Keep Em Separated)” by the Offspring
First kiss: I remember the who, but I don’t remember the circumstances. Probably our first date, I dunno. I’m terrible. 
Tall or short: 5′8″ so tall for a girl. My coworkers all treat me like the human stepladder :p  

I’m supposed to tag people, but I don’t feel like it today. So if you want to do this, just tag me back so I can read your answers. 

well hECC i don’t usually do this kind of thing but jesus came down and tagged me (just kidding it was @castiel-s thank you my friendo dude)

Rules: tag 10 buckaroos and they gotta answer this shit i guess

birthday: um it was somewhere on earth, several years from the beginning i think

gender: f-fe.. male? man? uuhhh.

relationship status: hELP

favorite color: void

pets: my son (mush flopper) and my queen (squish beaner)

wake-up time:

weekdays - i don’t sleep.

weekends - ever.

love or lust: what does this even mean

favorite food: lemon?

met a celebrity?: i am a celebrity

last song i listened to: highway to hell

first kiss: in all seriousness, does my cat count?

tall or short: are those my only options…? i’m not like extremely tall or short

i don’t want to curse 10 people with this tag but @bowlofsoup11 i guess and maybe whoever else.. fuck idk what i am doing just do what you want

I was tagged by @ben-yatta  to do this thingy

Rules: Tag 10 (or not 10) followers you want to get to know better

Birthday: march 14th 2002
Gender: girl I guess
Relationship status: got a pretty sweet bf
Favourite colour: pastel blue
Pets: one gerbil (the other died :/ )
Wake up time: like 12 pm usually
Love or lust?: love… but also both
Favourite food: I love ramen and sushi, pizzas pretty great too
Met a celebrity?: one time the girl who played Carmen Cortez from spy kids was at my sisters work
Last song listened to: Wonderland round three - Griffin McElroy
Tall or short: I’m 5′4 which is average but a lot of my friends are giants and they make fun of me

I’ll tag @snorto-chan @snailmotel @reclaimer-taako aaaaand @the-jaczac