my perfect idiot

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When they ask for healing but youre dead cuz noone protected you from tHE FUCKING WINSTON CHASING YOUR TINY SWISS ASS ALL AROUND THE MAP

*shouts into the void*: DOES ANYONE a) WATCH LEVERAGE B) FEEL LIKE SCREAMING ABOUT THE ELIOT/PARKER/HARDISON OT3 OR C) SEE ALL OF THE STEREK AU POTENTIAL THAT THIS SHOW PROVIDES

I affectionately tell exo I hate them at least 5 times a day

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“When I was a little girl, my dad would read the paper every Sunday, and my mom would read a book nearby. And I would sit at the top of our stairs and just watch them. Watch them be still together. And when I think of being in love, that’s what I picture – days like that. And nights like this.” 

#and in the end #the little girl got the beautiful love story she deserved

“Bye, stud…”


I’m such a lucky idiot lately. I still can’t believe it but somehow I managed to win a prize in @swimmingtrunks 2k giveaway and I’m so incredibly happy with it that can hardly keep myself from bursting through the ceiling!

Sybil sending a kiss for her criminal boyfriend looks just as I imagined her. I can even see a tiny glimpse of the tattoo on her neck which is just… asdfghjkl! AH! *_*
Now I’m going to stare at this for a few hours. Alright, maybe days…

And if you are not following her already, go and click that follow button! She is nice, her sense of humor is great and her art is amazing so, trust me, you won’t regret it.
Now please excuse me, I’m going back to stare at my girl.

How to be Perfect Shits, by Woo Bin and Ji Hoo

Step 01: Push for reconciliation from idiot besties who are too stubborn to stay together for a full fucking week.

Step 02: Allow moron biffle to spout prideful nonsense.

Step 03: Ask for the full story because ain’t no one believe moron biffle is completely innocent.

Step 05: Casually create a set up as you see Moron Biffle #2 enter behind Moron Biffle #1.

Step 06: Allow idiot to continue spewing shit.

Step 07: Tauntingly send apologetic girlfriend away.