Breasts are an important part of Espionage
So my boyfriend is the DM of a campaign that we are only 3 sessions in. Our dwarven rogue told us his tragic past and that he must kill the lord of this town tonight in revenge for his parents. All our characters present are chaotic neutral so we all agreed to help, plus my monk can cast pass without trace so we easily got in. Before we left, we planned out disguises in case we were seen so we could slip away. My monk chose to look like a french maid, making the DM sigh and roll his eyes.
DM: As you are approaching the center of the castle, you come upon some french doors which you know lead to the lord’s chambers.
Me: So I was smart to dress like a french maid!!
The other party members laughed.
DM: What? No. The doors aren’t french, that’s just the name of the style of double doors-
Me: Ahem! *gesturing to my breasts and making an opening motion of doors over them, looking directly at the DM* You were SAYING???
Everyone started cracking up and my friend (the bard) fist-bumped me. My boyfriend sighed in defeat, suppressing laughter, and reluctantly high-fived me.