my otp is eating each other's faces!!!!!!

  • any other couple kissing: omg they're just eating each others faces
  • malec kissing: oh๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– my๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– gOD๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– HAVE๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– YOU๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– SEEN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– ANYTHING๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– SO๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– FUCKING๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– BEAUTIFUL๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– THIS๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– IS๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– SO๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜† AMAZING๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– HAVE๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’–U๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– SEEN๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– IT๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜† DATS๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– MY๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’– OTP๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’–OMG ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ’–

I was recently reading some of these fan fictions you may have heard of, and I was thinking “hmm, a lot of these stories have people involved in OTPs passionately kissing and groping each other in public, all over the world where anyone could see them, that seems sort of unlikely, but okay, suspension of disbelief, I can get past it.”

And then tonight I was walking home at a reasonable time of the evening, and I saw a couple standing on the well-lit sidewalk of a bustling city street, and they were eating each other’s faces and their hands were moving urgently in each other’s underwear, and I was like “oh okay nvm, I must have been mistaken.”

I apologize, fanfic writers. My neighborhood’s friendly local public sex act partners taught me an important lesson. Mea culpa.

korrasami is real………… gay ass otp is gonna get married and have twelve babies and fold laundry together and visit korras parents at the south pole and bicker over where to put the vase mako gave them at the wedding shower and cuddle together on the couch after a long day of being two of the most powerful women on the planet and kiss each others faces and make each other tea first thing in the morning and eat anniversary dinners asami cooked even tho she burned it a little bit and laugh together and cry together and love each other with all of their dumb little gay hearts…………………………..what a fuckign world