my only dream is to get

Bad Question

One of my biggest headcanons is that The Host often sees/hears The Author, whether it’s in dreams or whilst he’s awake. I love writing about it!
Anyway, here’s Bing making a huge mistake (I don’t have a gif, so here’s a picture to fill in the gap)

“Hey Host,” Bing rolled into the room, barely balanced on his skateboard.
The Host had been in one of the shared living areas reading a book and enjoying getting out of his library until the rude interruption.
“Yes Bing?”
Host wasn’t impressed. The only other egos to have joined him had been Plus and Chrome, who sat down and quietly chatted to him whilst they took a break from fixing an issue with the WiFi. Bing wasn’t the most considerate ego, maybe because his systems didn’t recognise ‘right and wrong’.
“What’s the deal with your eyes anyway? How does someone just lose their eyes?”
The building seemed to freeze around Bing, and everyone felt the surge of energy. Even Dark, up in his office, shuddered and frowned. That was a worrying feeling, and Bing was in the eye of the oncoming storm.
“Does Bingiplier not understand,” Host tilted his head, a crazed smile on his face, “ that this is a personal matter that The Host has never discussed. He could say the same thing about Bing’s eyes, since the inferior robot always hides them. Why is that default droid?”

Bing had never heard The Host speak like this. In fact, no one had. His mannerisms and choice of wording all pointed back to The Author, but still with the same, calm voice The Host always spoke in, and Bing was terrified. He could feel emotions bubbling inside him, desperate to break free. It was true that he was self conscious of his eyes, and he was default. He was a failure at best. Why did they even keep him around? Bing turned to run from the room, but an invisible barrier blocked him.
“I’m not done with you.”
That was The Author talking this time, and when Bing turned back, he understood. The Host was dressed in The Author’s clothes, baseball bat held in his hands like it was the missing piece of a puzzle, and the most disturbing feature was that the blood soaked bandage had been removed. The Host’s sclerae were red, and his iris’s an even deeper shade. He still had black pupils, but they were hidden behind the blood that poured from his eyes like a waterfall.
“A-author p-p-please,” Bing begged, his systems started to shut down in fear.
“Don’t mock me. Don’t question me. And certainly, don’t ever ask about my eyes. Got that?”
”I’m sorry I-”
”Hush,” The Host’s voice was harsh, “ you have your answer now, but don’t believe everything you see, Bing. Now leave.”
The last part was directed both at Bing and The Author, who stood beside The Host the entire time, observing the power they still possessed. He disappeared shortly after the statement, but his voice remained in The Host’s mind, like always. Bing, on the other hand, had already shut down, cowering inside himself as he prayed for it to be over.

The energy over the building disappeared, and everyone breathed a collective sigh. The Host was back to normal and he left the room with a smirk as the googles received the notification that Bing had unexpectedly shut down and needed restarting. Up in his library, Host scratched at his bandages nervously whilst The Author appearing again, watching The Host’s movements closely.
That was fun. We should do that again
Host sighed and turned to where he saw The Author, “you could have hurt him.”
Another sigh from The Host as he sat down, rubbing his temples to help ease his headache. He always developed a headache when The Author was around, but then again, anyone would get a headache if the voice in your head was yelling at you.
Did you see his face though?
The Host noticed the playful tone of The Author’s voice and chuckled. He didn’t mean to, but seeing Bing terrified had been amusing to him, although he’d never admit it to anyone. The android deserved a good scare to get him to realise that he can’t walk around saying everything that comes to his mind. Broken system or not, someone had to teach him a lesson, and it was clear the part of The Host that loved to torment people was still strong and alive.
“We’ve had out fun, Author, but please leave me be now. It’s been too long since I’ve had a decent sleep.”
Thank you for today. See you soon

Like a ghost, The Author faded away, back into the memories stored deep within The Host’s mind. The Author had never thanked The Host any other time he’d appeared, or left when asked, but he guessed that it was because he’d embraced who he used to be, which was what the hallucination of his past self always wanted him to do. The Host always felt more powerful when The Author was around, which had allowed him to manipulate his appearance for Bing without changing physically. Maybe he always possessed that power, but embracing The Author was the only way to harness it? He didn’t care much, and The Host just wanted to rest after overexerting himself. Removing his bandage, his eyes were still as they had been since that dreadful day. They were two gaping holes with nothing inside but blood. Some days he missed having eyes, but others he realised he was much happier how he was. Even though he couldn’t really see, he could still experience the world, and in the end, that was all that mattered.

mikeellee  asked:

Hi, one question that is plaguing my dreams how do I create a world building, especially in a dystopia?and I don´t want to reveal the main points yet, but how can I show that this place is without getting into spoilers or sound reductant?

For world building, I’m going to point you to this other ask about physical world building, and the major thing that’s special to dystopia is that the in-story community is generally bad. I say “generally”, because I’ve seen plenty of dystopian novels where the dystopia is only for certain groups of people. Dystopias also typically contain some sort of governmental issue, whether it’s something like oppression, dehumanization, totalitarianism, etc. A complete lack of government can be seen as dystopic, but the story would have to be structured very specifically to avoid being a survival story in some cases. Dystopian stories carry messages about society as a whole, so you’ll have to factor that into your creation: what’s the message you want to convey? 

From that point, you can move on to answer things like: Why is the world in that state? How did it get there? What keeps the bad system in place? 

I’m actually confused about the second part of your question, because I have to assume that “this place” means the dystopian world that you built, and I think you mean “redundant” though “reductant” is an actual thing? I don’t see how world building has anything to do with spoilers or redundancy? I suppose in the actual writing process, you want to avoid over-mentioning details, but all I can say to that is you need to keep exposition in context and there’s a “rule of three” for reader memory, though that rule does not mean you copy-paste the info, but present it to readers with new form of expatiation three different times. 

Here’s How to World-Build Without Boring Your Readers, which might help, but I’m sorry to say that I don’t think I understand your question to be able to answer thoroughly. The first point in my Rules and Considerations requests that everyone proofread their ask due to the one-shot nature of the ask box, and this has partially fallen under the umbrella of “due to poor wording or too many typos… I can’t help you the way I’d like to”. 

Good luck with your world though, and I suppose you can resubmit if you need to.

anonymous asked:

hi! so,, umm i just started to get into nct like a week ago and i see a lot of post under nct tag about lucas, hansol and some others, i'm still learning their names but will they debut in nct with the others? sorry for bothering i'm a bit confused since i started stanning them, i only know about nct 127 and nct dream, but i will my best to learn all their names and units, thank you in advance.

aww it’s no problem! everyone gets confused by nct’s weird system~ 

kun, jungwoo & lucas are part of the ‘smrookies’ which is sm’s predebut team! it’s just to give them a bit of exposure before they debut tbh and most of the members of nct 127 and nct dream were part of the smrookies, so a lot of fans are pretty sure that these three (and the upcoming unrevealed male trainees) will also debut in a future nct unit.

hansol was part of the smrookies but he left this year, so while he won’t be part of nct, he did promote with the current members and is very close with them! so a lot of nct fans support him even though they’re not obliged to ;;

I FOUND MY DREAM FURBY FAKE FOR MUCH CHEAPER THAN THEYRE USUALLY SOLD FOR!!! ONLY 40$ WHEN THEYRE USUALLY 200$+ so far I’m the only bidder and there’s 3 more days, if I win I’ll finally have the furby fake i’ve wanted ever since I got into furbies and found the fakes page on the wiki. IVE WANTED ONE OF THESE MORE THAN ANY FURBY OR FAKE, EVEN MORE THAN A KC! I HAVE A REALISTIC CHANCE OF GETTING THE FAKE I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER OWN OR EVEN FIND IN MY LIFE!!!!

theyre a little dirty and supposedly don’t work, but ill clean them and try to fix them. these kinds of fakes aren’t much different than furbies internally, and ive been able to fix every nonworking furb ive ever bought. even if they don’t work i’ll still love and cherish them cause they’re so rare and i love them sooo much. i’ll post a LOT of them if i do get them!!!!! 


Tangled the Series: 1x16

Queen for a Day


Before I get to my instantaneous reaction & thoughts, I want to say that the tension building in the plot was really top notch. As each subplot built into the central one, it created more tension by creating opposing emotional strands. On top of that, each further crisis only made the situation more and more dire. Good job show.

I don’t even know where to start.

It was a roller coaster of emotions. Okay. No. It was a train of “o m g I’m really concerned about everyone”

Like, I’m worried about Varian. And concerned about when, if he hasn’t, he ever makes the connection that his alchemy accidentally caused the reaction that encased his dad. (Also, what’s the backstory behind that? Does his dad know something about the rocks??)

And then the scene with Arianna and Frederic… :( Nothing like spending your anniversary in a snowstorm, surrounded by possibly impending death. Geez.

I got genuinely teared up when Rapunzel had to decide to let Eugene & co. go look for her parents in storm conditions that could lead to certain death. If there’s anything that gets me about Tangled it’s their relationship.

Also, gotta say I loved Rapunzel’s response to snow. That was sweet. :)

I continue to be impressed with the show’s worldbuilding. Like wow. Good job. This new one had a sci-fi feel to it, to me. Which I wasn’t expecting. 

And I knew Pascal was gonna be fine. Didn’t stop me from being really upset. Don’t mess with protagonist’s and their best friends; I will have ~feelings~ whatever the outcome.

Uh. I’m probably forgetting something. This is a little more stream of consciousness than usual but just…I had to throw my emotions and thoughts out there.

I am fascinated about Rapunzel’s assertion that she’s not sure wants to be queen. I can understand why. Like, I know she does become queen (the movie says so), but watching her find her way there is interesting. Also, I’m kind of a sucker for Disney characters figuring that out. (Though Rapunzel seems to be getting more support than Jasmine or Aladdin ever got in their series.)

Oh! Oh! One last thing: It was really touching why Eugene, Lance, and some of the Pub Thugs decided to go look for Frederic and Arianna. 

My Dream

My dream is to thank BTS for their campaign especially since I dealt with what they are trying to get rid of…I want to meet them and thank them for their hard work and how much it means to me. I hope one day I can thank them at one of their fansigns for helping those like me! Although I would be in tears telling Namjoon since he would probably be the only one who might understand my lengthy story and thank you


nct life | entertainment retreat: best moments

little reputation things™
  • *ahem*
  • i i i i  see how this is gon go
  • “but if i’m a thief then he can join the heist”
  • baby let the games begin! let the games begin! ahAH AHHHHHHHH
  • ahHHH and ya heard about me”
  • ed sheeran rapping on a taylor swift song
  • “i swear i don’t love the drama IT LOVES ME”
  • ed in the background of the last chorus: “be yoUR A TEAM NOW”
  • the string plucky things in the beginning of i did something bad
  • “if a man talks shit then i owe him nothing”
  • “and i’d do it over and over and over again if iiiii could”
  • “they’re burning all the witches even if you aren’t one”
  • taylor apparently wanting to be set on fire
  • ((agreed))
  • the harmonies on this album filling my entire soul
  • “oHHH LORD SAVE ME MY DRUG IS MY BABY I’LL BE USING FOR THE REST OF MY LIIIIIIIIFE” aka the only prayer i’ll ever say again
  • i get so high OH… trip of my life OH
  • the way she sings “using for the rest of my life oHH OH OH OHHH” after the bridge damn son
  • “my reputation’s never been worse so he must like me for me”
  • taylor finally discovering alcohol
  • the way she says “coz i know that it’s delicate” so…. delicately
  • how delicate feels like a rain shower in a desert
  • :) i :) don’t :) like :) your :) little :) games :)
  • OH look what you made me do
  • “i don’t like your kingdom keys, they once belonged to me”
  • “i’m sorry the old taylor can’t come to the phone right now. why? oh! BECAUSE SHE’S DEAD” is singlehandedly the most iconic thing i have ever and will ever hear.
  • so it goes being chill and then the chORUS AND ALL THE PIECES FALL!!! RIGHT INTO PLACE!!!
  • ;) scratches ;) down ;) your ;) back ;) now ;)
  • o n e  t w o  t h r e e
  • how getaway car is the only song i ever want to hear ever again
  • think about the place where you first met me
  • “there were sirens in the beat of your heart”
  • the way she says getaway
  • the chorus of this song feeling like driving down a highway with the windows rolled down in the middle of the night
  • GO! GO! GO!
  • being part of a heist, leaving money in a bag in a shady motel, stealing keys and getting tf out in her getaway car. zoom zoom bitch.
  • “all the boys in their expensive cars, the range rovers and jaguars never took me quite where you do” calvin harris WHOM
  • the drums in king of my heart are more important than my need to breathe
  • “your love is a secret i’m hoping, dreaming, dying to keep”
  • ~up on the roof with a school girl crussshhhh drinking beer outta plastic cupsssss~
  • i’ll never let you goOOO
  • but we were dancing BASS DROP dancing with our hANDS TIED, HANDS TIED
  • “oh baby can we dance, through an avalanche?”
  • “swaying as the room burnt down, i’d hold you as the water rushes in” …. “so i punched a hole in the roof, let the flood carry away all my pictures” ….. h e c k
  • how dress is literally an orgasm turned into a song and i’m… into it
  • take it oH OH OH OH OFFFF
  • “carve your name into my bedpost”
  • “but if i get burnt at least we were electrified”
  • wildest dreams who???
  • “and i woke up just in time, now i wake up by your side”
  • say my name and everything just stops -EVERYTHING STOPS-
  • ra’lin’ the chandilier
  • AWaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAAY
  • “and therein lies the issue, friends don’t try to trick you, get you on the phone and mind twist you”
  • the sound of shots being fired from every possible angle
  • if only you weren’t…. so shadyyyyy :)
  • they don’t care about the HE SAID SHE SAID
  • the way she says “and here’s to my baaabyyy
  • the organ?? piano???? during “and hereeee’s to youuu…” oh my god
  • her voice at the end when she just says “nice things” 
  • her world crumbling around her and that’s just fine?? because of joe???? i wasn’t ready 
  • “loves me like i’m brand new”
  • “all my flowers grew back as thorns” …. “all the flowers that we’d grown together died of thirst” again…. clean WHOM
  • i’m laughing with my lover makin forts under covers trust him like a brother yeah you know i did one thing right
  • not because he owns me but cos he really knows me. which is more than they can say.
  • “you don’t need to save me, but would you run away with me?” “yes.” :’)
  • call it what you want is the lightest, softest pink sunrise seen from the window of a peaceful airplane in the early morning of a good day
  • how we went from pop anthems to??? i’m bawling in a sea of tissues on my bedroom floor at two in the morning and new year’s day is the most beautiful song i’ve ever heard??? 
  • it’s just a guitar and a piano and she’s harmonizing with herself
  • “don’t read the last page, but i stay”
  • “i want your midnights, and i’ll be cleaning up bottles with you on new year’s day”
  • “i can tell that it’s gonna be a long road” as in she knows that even if it’ll be a long road they’ll always be together don’t TOUCH me
  • hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you
  • hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you
  • hold on to the memories, they will hold onto you
  • and i will hold onto you
  • “please don’t ever become a stranger whose laugh i could recognize anywhere”
  • oh cool my heart’s shattered into a million pieces this is fine thanks
  • how there’s ten seconds of silence at the end of new year’s day because you bet your ass i need recovery time before the album starts over again and i gotta get back to boppin’
  • ((they were not ready for it))

I used to hate sleep, just because that meant less time with you. But now that you are gone, all I wanna do is sleep. Because the only time I get to see you now is in my dreams.

im so exhausted that someone’s gonna need to use the Necronomicon to get me up tomorrow
Ouija Boards

It is that time of year again, Samhain and Halloween and I know that a lot of you are going to be having your turn at Ouija Boards.

There are lots of misconceptions, superstitions, misinformation and so on about these items, and I am here to educate.

Common Ouija Board Misconceptions:  ☠

  • You can get possessed through a ouija board:
    This is false. A ouija board cannot possess you. It is just a piece of paper, wood, cardboard, ect It does not have powers. It cannot possess you. To be possessed, one has to find a demon or evil spirit and consent to have it enter your body.
  • Ouija boards are evil:
    Ouija boards are not evil. They are not of the devil. They are not satanic. This is propaganda spread by the Christian church and community. Ouija boards were originally invited during the World Wars by people back home who wanted to contact their lost soldiers.
  • You will meet demons or evil spirits if you use a ouija board:
    It is possible to meet demons or evil spirits if you use a ouija board. If you happen to be around them, they may try to contact you through the board and disturb or frighten you. However, it is not certain that you will meet a demon or anything like one. Thing of ouija boards like Omegle or a random chat room. You get hooked up with whoever is ‘online’, around you, present, and wants to talk. You are more likely to meet spirits who have died, are lost, or are attached to you or the area you are in.
  • Ouija board open portals for demons/spirits/ghosts/angels/faeries/etc to enter through:
    This is not true. A ouija board is not a portal. It can not create a portal. It is a piece of cardboard, paper, or wood, remember? You are interacting with spirits that are already around you regardless of the ouija board. Spirit boards are no different and no more dangerous than tarot cards, pendulums, and other related items.

Dangers of Ouija Boards:  ☠

  • You can become frightened:
    Truly, the biggest risk you take (the most probable) when using a ouija board is that you will be frightened. For some spirits, it is fun to frighten users, or they are doing so for energy to help them manifest.
  • You may see/feel/hear/sense things you don’t like:
    if a spirit is strong enough or collects enough energy (this is more likely of you are with a group) it may manifest in physical ways. You may hear sounds or voices, see things move, or even see part of a spirit. This is not usually dangerous, but if you feel unsafe, stop the game at least long enough to calm down. Fear makes these things stronger.
  • A spirit may become attached to you:
    Most common with child spirits, confused spirits (ones who don’t know they are dead), or lonely spirits, spirits and entities can become attached to you and follow you home. You may sense or feel them frequently, see them in dreams, and so on. If this happens, you need to cleanse yourself. Ask the spirit if it needs help and try to do so (only for experienced spirit workers), or banish it.

What to do if things get bad:  ☠

  • My board is saying “666/999/zozo/ect.”:
    This is usually nothing. Spirits know that doing these things generally frighten users, and fear is energy Spirits need energy to move the piece along the board and frightening you is the easiest way to get some. Some spirits also just think it’s funny and it entertains them. If the spirit you are in contact with is saying these things, tell them that it is not funny to you, you don’t like them, and ask them to stop. If they do not, tell them you will leave and speak with someone else. Be polite and respectful, but firm and frank.
  • I am using my ouija board and I feel scared!:
    Spirits can do things to make you frightened. They can say frightening things, make threats, and if they are strong enough, they can even give you impressions of negative or scary feelings. If this happens, tell them that you are no longer enjoying talking with them and respectfully leave.
  • My ouija board is just saying random letters/numbers:
    When this happens, you are either speaking with an echo or impression and not a real spirit, the spirit is not very strong and does not have enough energy to be coherent, the spirit is confused, the spirit is a child, the spirit speaks a different language, or more than one spirit is trying to use the board with you at once. If this happens, it may help to light a candle for the spirit(s) to draw energy from. They will take energy from the flame instead of you, as well.
  • A spirit won’t answer my question/when I ask a question, the spirit avoids or becomes unkind:
    The spirits you are most likely to come across are deceased humans, especially during samhain when the veil is thin. You need to be respectful and kind with these types of spirits. They have feelings and memories. They may not want to talk about certain things. Trigger topics can include but are not limited to: How they died, their age, their family, they past lives…
  • I am using my ouija board and I feel physically ill. I smell strange things that make me feel nauseated. My chest feels heavy, my skin feels prickly, or my head hurts:
    This is usually a sign of a demonic presence. If this happens to you, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. Tell the spirit that you have to go go and stop playing. If you want to play again, go to a different spot, drink water, and wait until you are calm and have more energy again.
  • I am playing with a party and one of my friends is more frightened than the rest of us and is acting strangely:
    Sometimes spirits will target one person to draw energy from. This is always the most easily frightened person. To avoid, do not be tense, fearful, or anxious. If you sense this beginning to happen, tell the spirit that you are not frightened and that you will leave if it continues.

Be safe! Be careful! be educated! Have fun!

Happy Samhain!


TABLO is very close to BTS especially Suga who all look up to him as a big senior. Epik High’s music inspired Bangtan to become musicians.

In a recent interview, TABLO (EPIK HIGH) stated that his main inspiration for writing and composing “Lost One” were artists such as BTS, who respect and are inspired by Epik High:

“There have been a few people who’ve said that they started dreaming of making music because of our music. In particular, I once watched a video someone sent me where members of BTS said that they started dreaming of making music after hearing Epik High’s song “Fly. I’ve seen a few others say that over the years as well. That was what was in my head”.

Tablo also mentioned that advice from seniors in an industry is usually positive, and contains messages like “You can do it,” or “You can do well.” To this, he said: “I think it’s a shame that I couldn’t only talk about good things if I were to say something to those who start to dream after seeing me because there are so many painful things as well on the path that I’ve walked. At the same time, I think that these words could also seem like a comfort. If our children ever want to follow the path we’ve taken, I’d start by playing this song for them”.

Some lyrics of the song: 

My child, when you follow
Look carefully at the path I tread
One day, I’ll no longer be able to walk beside you
Leaving my footsteps here. See these? Avoid them
Follow those who chose the easy path, since that’s the answer
Since the path I chose is crooked like a question mark, and only gives to rise to countless problems
You look up to me, but I hope your dream doesn’t turn out to be a nightmare once you wake up
Now that I’ve run to the very end - the eternity, healing and answers I was looking for? Not a thing

My family was the reason I ran, but this path took them away, too
Perhaps the starting pistol was aimed at my back
Listen up. Even though the whole world welcomes you, that very world will abandon you - gotta let go
Before it’s too late. Cuz I’ve been there before
They may be spectacular to the eyes, but don’t be fooled by the diamonds and gold
Don’t get drunk on applause
Sometimes, they’ll tie you up with compliments
Even when they spread a red carpet for you, don’t forget
That it’s been dyed red with your blood and sweat

Hope you can reach your dream
Hope your dream only shows you the things you can hold on to
Because success is about taking as much as you give
Hope your dream doesn’t give you something too precious

Hope your dream doesn’t attract attention
Protect it like a secret, and always hold your breath
Because the world is a place that takes as much as it gives
Hope your dream doesn’t only show you dreamlike things

Hope your dream lasts long


Why did you give up on your dream? You could ride and continue to dream of designing motorcycles.

Thor: Ragnarok, A Summary

- “Surtur, son of … bitch”

- Loki being ExtraTM

- tfw you leave your dad in New York and he ends up in Norway

- “i hAd bEeN fAlliNg fOr 30 mInuTes1!!!111”

- Another wonderful example of #OdinsGreatParenting

- I’ll kneel for you anytime Hela ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- @ Valkyrie plz smash your alcohol bottles over my head, killing me instantly

- Hulk x Thor, not the love story we needed, but the one we deserved



- “the sun’s going down”


- “It’s a leisure vessle, the Grandmaster uses it for orgys and stuff.”


- Rip Thors’ beautiful hair

- Loki @ Doctor Strange: You fucker don’t know about my knife suit

- “Hulk for once in your life don’t smash!”

- “But big monster!”

- “You look like Father now.”

First of all, Odin was ugly af

- “iM nOt dOiNg gEt hElP1!!!111”

*spongebob narrator voice* three seconds later


- “Executioners weren’t only for executing people, they executed their dreams”

- Loki: *does something good*

Everyone: owo what’s this?

- Heimdalls’ transformation into a instagram model

- I too would love to pass through the Devils Anus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- ASSgard isn’t a place, it’s a people


Good, because I’m not planning on leaving anytime soon.


only some doodles sowwy i’ve been very busy anyway behold my akiham buns and a lil comic based on a quick dream i had of makoto getting transported to the p3-timeline and meeting her parents who had just started dating lmfao knowing akihiko he’d be like “wow i married the girl of my dreams and have a family with her Whoah” while hamuko’s like “damn i really dicked him huh”

[p3/p5 family au]

So despite saying I wasn’t going to watch any more of Hannibal last night, I accidentally made it to season 2, according to my Amazon Prime account. I say “accidentally” and “according to” because I don’t actually remember any of it. I feel asleep on the couch listening to the dulcet and terrifying tones of Mads Mikkelsen, and then because I spent all day yesterday going around appliance stores looking at stoves, subsequently dreamt that I was going around appliance stores looking at stoves with Dr. Hannibal Lecter advising me on which ones not to get.

“Oh no, that one? Why are you looking at that one? It’s not even a convection. Here look at this one.”


“Gas or electric? Forgive me I don’t know why I asked, I know we both know gas allows for greater control in the moment.”


“How is your refrigerator situation?”


Me staring at an oven that looks like a coffin in my dream but somehow not freaking out: “I…I dunno, it’s a little big for my kitchen. I mean you could probably fit a person in there if you wanted to.”

Mads Mikkelsen/Hannibal Lecter indulging in a small, quirked smile more terrifying than the coffin/oven: “Precisely.”

“I dunno, I’d need to measure the cabinets again.”

“Well, you know what they say, measure twice, cut once.”


My only regret was waking up before he could tell me which one to get. I feel it would have been a good one.