Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor.
Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.
Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.
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Rocket (about a broken coffee pot):
So. Who broke it?
I am Groot.
No. No, you didn't. Quill?
Don't look at me. Look at Drax.
What? I didn't break it!
Huh. That's weird. How did you know it was broken?
Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
No it's not!
If it matters, probably not...Gamora was the last to use it.
Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee earlier?
I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
I am Groot.
No. Who broke it?
Mantis has been awfully quiet...
I broke it. I burned my hand so I shot it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.