Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor.
Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.
Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.
peter pan or dont go? love me right or lotto? my turn to cry or baby don’t cry? my lady or artificial love? the star or thunder? hey mama! or the one? growl or monster? lose control or what u need? for life or promise?
Many of the townsfolk have become the militia that they’ve been preparing to be. Armed with whatever they could find, they’ve managed to take down a number of the large hulking zombie giant guardians throughout [Whitestone]. Many lives were lost in the process and the battle is ongoing. As [Vox Machina] rushed towards the center of the town to check in on the Sun Tree, finding all the previous bodies that resembled members of Vox Machina cut from its boughs, [they] saw, swarming into the center of the city, a large horde of skeletal undead, clattering forth into the dark, as the sun has now set over the horizon, the rain beginning to pour heavily onto the center of the town. There were efforts meant to keep the army at bay, as [they] all rushed towards the west to escape the immediate fray.
<b>Logan:</b> hey, babe. I got you some cookies.<p/><b>Patton:</b> oh thank you. you're so sweet!<p/><b>Logan:</b> anytime.<p/><b>Patton:</b> these are good! mm where'd you buy this?<p/><b>Logan:</b> I confiscated them from my students.<p/><b>Patton:</b> you...you what.<p/><b>Logan:</b> took them from my students. yeah.<p/><b>Patton:</b> Lo. We talked about this. You can't keep taking stuff from your students.<p/><b>Logan:</b> uh. I can. and I will.-- Hey, Anxiety. I got you some headphones.<p/><b>Anxiety:</b> nice.<p/></p>