my one yo

Being straight is like being in gryffindor: all the main characters are always gryffindor, there’s tons of merch for gryffindor, and no one’s gonna give you shit for being in gryffindor. 

Being gay is like being in slytherin: everyone has heard of it, but the merch is few and far between so you have to really want it. The only slytherin characters are secondary and morally gray. Some people think you are evil.

Being bisexual is like being in ravenclaw: there is no merch. there are no major ravenclaw characters. people definitely try to lump it in with either gryffindor or slytherin, and there are a few weird stereotypes.

being asexual is like being in hufflepuff:

Originally posted by ollivandiers

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someone asked me about if Amy was kinda like.. the female version of Warfstache, and y’know what ?? ?

I’m super in love with that idea tbh

digging that one flag

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this evening’s nonsense

peter pan or dont go? love me right or lotto? my turn to cry or baby don’t cry? my lady or artificial love? the star or thunder? hey mama! or the one? growl or monster? lose control or what u need? for life or promise?

anonymous asked:

are you doing requests? Can you draw mirror!Spock and regular Jim? With, like, Jim pinned against a wall?

I WANTED TO DRAW THIS FOR A VERY LONG TIME BECAUSE I LOVE MIRROR SPOCK AND PINNING AGAINST A WALL HOW DID YOU KNOW

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The Three Sweet Commanders

love is in the air

Auli’i Cravalho, Alessia Cara & Jordan Fisher perform “How Far I’ll Go” at the RDMAs.

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  • Rocket (about a broken coffee pot): So. Who broke it?
  • Groot: I am Groot.
  • Rocket: No. No, you didn't. Quill?
  • Peter: Don't look at me. Look at Drax.
  • Drax: What? I didn't break it!
  • Peter: Huh. That's weird. How did you know it was broken?
  • Drax: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!
  • Peter: Suspicious.
  • Drax: No it's not!
  • Nebula: If it matters, probably not...Gamora was the last to use it.
  • Gamora: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
  • Nebula: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee earlier?
  • Gamora: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles! Everyone knows that!
  • Groot: I am Groot.
  • Rocket: No. Who broke it?
  • Drax: Mantis has been awfully quiet...
  • Mantis: Really!?
  • Drax: Yeah, really!
  • ...
  • Rocket: I broke it. I burned my hand so I shot it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.