the most recent conversation with my twelve-year-old brother
me: [looking through my dashboard]
dash: [picture of bubbline]
him: what is… that?
him: [deep sigh]
him: has the producer confirmed it?
me: nobody cares if the producer confirmed it
him: then it’s not real
me: nobody cares if it’s real or not. they’re fictional characters
him: god dammit [my name]
me: [looks into the camera like in “The Office”]
me: [goes on to make this post]