my old dashboard picture

the most recent conversation with my twelve-year-old brother

me: [looking through my dashboard]

dash: [picture of bubbline]

him: what is… that?

me: bubbline?

him: [deep sigh]

him: has the producer confirmed it?

me: nobody cares if the producer confirmed it

him: then it’s not real

me: nobody cares if it’s real or not. they’re fictional characters

him: god dammit [my name]

me: [looks into the camera like in “The Office”]

me: [goes on to make this post]