my number 1 boys no matter what

me: it’s not about the charts it’s all about harry and how much he wants to express his music in a way that is completely him i am so proud no matter what :’)

also me: BTIHCOISED WE FUCKIGN GOT #1 NUMBER O N E HOW MY ASS TASTE SOIDJFASD IM SO PROUD OF YOU HARRY THAT’S MY BOY YOU’RE THE BEST THE FUCKING NUMBER ONE I CANT BREATHEJD

Why is there always a daily battle in the 1D fanbase? It’s DAILY. It isn’t fun anymore. It’s always one group of fans shitting all over another boy. There’s always drama about who they date, or whether their children are real (?) or who gets more attention, or who broke up the band, or who is more thankful, or who interacts more on social media, or comparisons, or listening to other artists’ music so the 1D member you hate won’t get a number 1 album or single, or attacking the boys’ girlfriends and families and friends, and so on and so forth. It never ends. It never gets better. It just gets worse and worse. A bit of drama is always fun no matter what the situation, but the drama in the 1D fanbase is like I’ve never experienced before. It’s not fun drama, it’s annoying drama. It’s ugly drama. 

And only being a fan of my favorite (Harry) doesn’t help, because drama is going to spill over no matter what. I’ve been asking myself over these last several weeks…why do I want to continue to be a fan if it makes me more annoyed or frustrated than happy? 

She's The Man - Starter Sentences
  • Speaking as a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the matter…
  • Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours.
  • Ya know, you’re an appealing guy- man- guy- guy man.
  • I am convinced he’s hiding something.
  • I gotta go change… my feet…
  • I’m allergic to the sun.
  • I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I’m a badass hunky dude!
  • Does he have your number? 1-800-BEE-OTCH?
  • So, uh, do you… like cheese?
  • What’re you gonna do, drown me in your tears?
  • My intensity scares some people.
  • Suck it up and rub some dirt in it.
  • What does your heart tell you?
  • I played soccer once… or was it chess?
  • Why do I get the feeling you don’t do this very often?
  • OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now.
  • Why are you lying?
  • I am so there, it’s insane.
  • If you want to chase your dreams, sometimes you gotta break the rules, right?

I am a speck. Born in generation X. I am one out of 7 billion. Alone in my high school I am a number between 1 and 1200. I do not have boys chasing my beautiful eyes and long hair. No girls are jealous of me. Teachers don’t appreciate effort. Friends have their own worries and no matter what, that certain mentor will always tell me I won’t succeed. I don’t not have flowering hair. I am not a Zeppelin song. I am not adventure I am not a home. I do not have cosmos growing in my brain. I am a speck. Small, replaceable. Non noticeable. Nothing
—  thebingewriterr 
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2 years with BTOB!

it’s already been two years! Two of the best years of my life and I’m sure many other Melodies feel the same way! You’ve changed my life in so many ways and I can’t even imagine not loving you, admiring you, thinking about you every single day. You’ve come so far in this short amount of time, no matter what others say ._. Please don’t worry about not getting number 1; you’ll always be number 1 in our hearts! We’ll make sure to get number 1 in the next comeback! You guys are so sweet, funny, fluffy and embarrassing. I never thought I’d ever like a group this dumb - it just makes me love you more! I cry everyday over you seven wonderful boys and I hope that in the future you’ll continue like this! Please rest now - you seem so tired and I don’t want to see you like that. Re-energise and comeback with your best song yet! Never stop being wonderful. Up to now, this has been Born to Beat! See you at 1000 days~

Hey guys! I saw this last night and I really want to do it, send me an ask with what blurb you want!

SEND ME A NUMBER AND A BOY
Originally from thesuburbianjesus ! :-)
1. “Are you sure about this?

2. “I don’t think you’re doing it right.”

3. “I couldn’t care less, I’m with you that’s what really matters.”

4. “I’m sorry for being awkward, I just really like you.”

5. “So you want to keep ignoring me?”

6. “I hate you for making my life a living hell.”

7. “I don’t feel the same, I’m so sorry.”

8. “I love you- oh crap, I didn’t mean that.”

9. “I’m a hurricane.”

10. “I don’t care anymore.”

11. “I just love looking at you.”

12. “I’m not really into that kind of stuff.”

13. “It hurts!”

14. “You frustrate me.”

15. “It sucks, but yeah I’ll manage.”

16. “It’s okay to not be okay.”

17. “It feels strange.”

18. “So what are you into?”

19. “Your smile is my only weakness.”

20. “Fuck, don’t do that to me.”

21. “He did what?!”

22. “I’ll tell her to back off.”

23. “Close?”

24. “The only thing I want to do know is cuddle up to you and hear about your day.”

25. “You’ve got such a filthy mouth and I fucking love it.”

26. “What did you just call me?”

27. “My hands?”

28. “Say what you want to, I’ll stay.”

29. “Wait, you’ve never done this before?”

30. “No, naked.”

31. “You know that I love you, right?”

32. “Why the fuck would you think about losing weight?”

33. “Can you come with me? I’m scared.”

34. “Let go of him!”

35. “You don’t know shit.”

36. “Every time you’ll do that to yourself, just know that you hurt me as well.”
37. “Jack Hemmings wouldn’t treat me like this.”

38. “Leave.”

39. “I’m not ready.”

40. “I’m not okay.”

41. “I fucking hate you, yet you can make my heart race like no one else.”

42. “Wait, here? In this bathroom?”

43. “You are as intimidating as a puppy, my dear.”

44. “What would your mother say?”

45. “If your fans only knew about this side of you.”

46. “Fuck, do that again.”

47. “Your body is the definition of flawless.”

48. “I like a man in a suit.”

49. “Can you give me a massage?”

50. “How about no?”

51. “I don’t think that’s how it’s supposed to look.”

52. “I really don’t care about who you’re seen with, as long as you still come back to me, and only me.”

53. “Did you just quote Nicki Minaj?”

54. “Come here, babe.”

55. “I’m not done yet.”

56. “What you think girls don’t do that kind of stuff?”

57. “You’re still my favorite.”

58. “It’s the thought that counts.”

59. “Being drunk is no excuse.”

60. “Are you watching porn?”

61. “Need a helping hand?”

62. “I don’t mind you walking around naked to be honest.”

63. “What are we?”

64. “You’re making me feel good, don’t worry.”

65. “Shut up, you’re perfect.”

66. “She hates me, doesn’t she?”

67. “God, I missed you.”

68. “No, I just don’t think you can dominate anyone.”

69. “Ever tried it while being tied down?”

70. “I’ll show you weak.”

71. “Babe, stop it or I swear to god I’ll tie you down.”

72. “I’m sorry, next time I’ll be more careful.”

73. “I know I fucked up.”

74. “I want the old you back.”

75. “Do you even realize how much stuff like this hurts me?”

76. “Josh Dun wouldn’t treat me like this.”

77. “You’re as punk as a rock.” “Did you just?”

78. “Damn, I should’ve noticed that, I’m sorry.”

79. “You’re a little too rough lately, yeah.”

80. “Did you just spank me?”
81. “God, you’re innocent.”

82. “Thank god you didn’t burn down the house.”

83. “I really don’t care about your reputation.”

84. “What a sight in the morning.”

85. “No, no.. take it off, please.”

86. “Don’t cry. Just don’t fucking cry.”

87. “Push me away all you want, I’ll always come back.”