my no good reason

The mental image of Tiamat wearing the Dick The Birthday Boy t-shirt standing next to a badly dressed Enkidu/Kingu making the appropriate facial expression came into my mind for no real good reason.

so anyway, shoutout to tumblr user cow/royalty / sporta/cow for slandering my name for no good reason other than having nothing at all to do all day? Grow up and get past it, you are the one that keep stirring it up and then wonder why you are getting attacked.

It’s cool how you get to make a post slandering me and saying I SOMEHOW ship incest (BITCH WHERE?) and then go but uwuwuwuwuwwuwuuuuuu don’t tell them!! Own up to it? I’ve watched you talk shit for long enough now, it’s time people realise what a fucking MESS you are.

To recap:

  • I’ve never reblogged any child pornography or shown support for it (if you follow me enough to know I reblog splatoon stuff, you MAY have noticed I talk about how much I dislike the copious amount of inkling porn / CalliexMarie every other day, actually). Not sure where you pulled that from?
  • I’m not sure in WHAT universe writing a fic that is explicitly tagged as Sportarobbie counts as incest, too, but I guess it must be the same where shipping unrelated characters is, somehow, the same. (The fic in question is here, by the way.)  ANYWAY moving on:
  • No one asked you to whiteknight the fandom??? no one is coming to you saying ‘Ian I need you to yell at actual children calling them pedophiles’ but somehow, again, we have different ideas of what’s necessary and what isn’t. Go figure. You can detach yourself from a thing without talking shit about it.
  • Also, you’ve got a big mouth talking about shit anyway when you literally call ACTUAL LITERAL UNDERAGE CHILDREN pedophiles? What’s up there? Are you even hearing yourself here?
  • Also also, related to that: We met, and literally ten minutes into meeting you, you talked about explicit fetishes to a stranger you had to assume was underage. Don’t think I’ve forgotten your actual noncon rape-y fic you put out before you decided WHOOPS CHILDREN either. Great job.
  • TLDR: where’s your sources on me liking incest, pedophilia, and doing literally any of the things you claim I have done and do? You don’t get to talk shit and then ask for protection.
  • (Not even to bother with you talking shit about a friend of mine. It’s GREAT to hear you hate aspec people, though.)


  “So this Arturo guy.” She brings him up after we leave the comfort of the sauna. “Is he your…like…boyfriend?”

  “Umm, yeah! I mean, at least I think so!”

  “You need to clarify that with him, I hope I get to meet him one day!”

  “I’m not quite ready to show him off to the family just yet.” For good reason, my parents always imagined me marrying some wealthy guy with a name and power after all. 

Okay trying to influence people through displays of dominance instead of saying anything reasonable is so irritating to me. Rejecting your idea isn’t an attempt to overthrow you in the dominance dimension, the idea is actually bad.

Rejecting my specific rejection because the idea is *so good* that the only reason anyone would dislike it is to make a dominance move is projection based on your current framing. And annoying.

anonymous asked:

hey chessy!! idk if you remember me but im that girl from that anon ask also named chessy who was suffering because people called me "fran-sess-ca" and id just like to say that a) ive decided people mispronouncing my name isn't a good enough reason to just abandon my real name (because it's a great name) so i now go by francesca and i feel very empowered and b) that being called cheesy is the worst!! everybody who says that thinks they're the first and that they're hilarious and im just like ??

mate, i feel u we deserve better


*whispers urgently* beautiful sparkle ice nymphs

someone please murder me I can’t handle this why am i so gay for them


these r bad, but there u go 👌

I saw Moana today, and there was so very much to love about it.  But I think I’m just going to talk about one thing for now.  And that’s the “princess upgrade.”  (Well, that’s what I’m calling it.)

Moana has the usual Disney heroine trope of “I want more than being a princess/royalty/whatever!”  (It’s a good trope for a fairy tale.)  But with a lot of Disney princesses, there’s really nothing for them to DO as princesses.  They exist, and that’s good and right for the kingdom, your prince will come and evil will be defeated, the end.  There’s no actual ruling or governance or anything you have to be trained for, don’t be silly!

Moana is the daughter of a chief, and the main point her father uses to keep her at home and out of trouble is saying, “hey, you’re gonna be chief someday, here are your people, you’ve got to take care of them!”  And the next montage shows her…doing exactly that.  We see her making decisions in day-to-day life, talking to her people, doing her job to keep the island and her people happy and prosperous.  We see her, in short, being trained to be a leader.  Her birth position is both a job and a serious responsibility that has to be performed right to keep things good.  Destiny, of course, has some extra things in mind for her, but those things are also in the best interest of her people.  They’re tasks that need to be done, and she was the person picked for the job.

That was EXTREMELY refreshing to see.  And that alone would have made the movie worth it to me, but again, there was SO MUCH MORE TO LOVE.


there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco


And bromance of the year goes to… 


there’s a good reason these tables are numbered honey, you just haven’t thought of it yet // panic! at the disco