my next gf


Vampires and humans have always been bitter enemies…

A little fanart from The Western Passage by @whispermethis . I wasn’t sure of the designs so I went more for personal interpretation ;A; so sorry I really recommend this fanfic <3

Also excuse me for the lines ;_;

the signs as shit my classmates have said this school year
  • Aries: *unintelligible screaming during Kahoot*
  • Taurus: "oh so you think you're so cool cuz you have a face"
  • Gemini: "you don't know who i am. you know what bus i ride, but not who i am"
  • Cancer: "i'm gonna tickle the shit outta you"
  • Leo: "shut the fuck up, there's a reason why you're fucking bass clarinet 2 and there's only ONE of you"
  • Virgo: "i work at mcdonalds AND computer technician"
  • Libra: "repeat after me: pussy"
  • Scorpio: "i've lasted as long as i have on this planet by not trusting anybody"
  • Sagittarius: *holds up gatorade bottle* "this is called alcohol"
  • Capricorn: "ALLS I WANTED TO DO WAS PLAY THE BASSOON"
  • Aquarius: *drinks out of the eye wash station in chemistry*
  • Pisces: "making bonds, losing bonds, james bonds"
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Walrus - biteinsane - Gravity Falls [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
By Organization for Transformative Works

Part of Wearing a Working Man’s Clothes
Walrus
Word Count: 397

TINY FORD AU RELATED.

It’s de-aged Ford’s first night at the shack, but having family there is nice.

Takes place somewhere in the first few chapters of Wearing a Working Man’s Clothes.  Deleted scene as it didn’t fit with the original plan but totally happened. Totally.

Stanford in the Looking Glass (P. 1/9)

AO3

Chapter rating: K

Word count: ~1300

Summary: (Series general) Nine times Stanford Pines looked in the mirror, and his reaction to what he saw reflected there.

(Chapter) Eight year old Stanford Pines has to deal with bullies- a lot. Luckily, his twin brother is there to pick him back up every time he beats himself down.

                           8 years old | 12 years old | 17 years old 

               25 years old | 32 years old | 35 years old | 46 years old 

                                       ? years old | 62 years old

{8 years old}

When Stanford Pines returned home from school that day, his father was miraculously nowhere to be seen.

“He just left for a… a breath of fresh air,” his mother said when he asked about it, and that was that. Didn’t even bother to shed a single glance at him. Her eyes were glued to the pages of her book instead. She’s trying to distract herself, he realized. It hurt, but he was used to it.

“…Oh.”

He wasn’t entirely sure what else he expected. Suddenly feeling much smaller than he really was, the young boy shoved his scuffed hands into his overall pockets─ too-narrow pockets, which were definitely not made to hide more than five fingers─ and timidly shuffled away.

“God knows when that bastard’s commin’ back anyways,” she muttered under her breath a short silence later. He guessed she assumed he wouldn’t hear. She was wrong, of course. He heard. Unlike Stanley, who had a knack for filtering out the negative, Stanford always knew when his parents were fighting.

The weary child half-limped to his room, and dropped his school bag at the base of the bunk bed. He vaguely heard a loud hoot of noise as his twin brother entered the apartment, but before he could react his spine stiffened─ straight as a stick─ as he noticed the figure peering hurtfully at him from the other side of the mirror on the far wall. 

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Adult Pine twins, still right in the center of the chaos of Gravity Falls.

I just needed to do this after doing this.

(from L to R)

Connie from Steven universe, Mabel from gravity falls, Marco from Star vs the forces of evil, Greg from Over the garden wall, and Jake from adventure time

⭐️💙 Stars and Stanford!!!!!! 💙⭐️

guYS
FRI EN D S
I RE ALL Y R E AL L Y WANNA DRAW GRAVITY FALLS IN LIKE A LITTLE GOLDEN BOOK STYLE
I waNNA DO A WHOL E BOOK
I WANNA DO IT SO SO SO SO SO B A D
MORE TO COME!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

i bumped into the light of my life last night…i never thought id see her again…babe if ur out there,

dang, i was busy almost all day from cleaning the house. i was planning on spreading out some valentine’s day posts bit by bit, but oh well… i’ll just post most of them now lol

  • Dipper, S2 Ep1: There's something HUGE going on right under our noses. And it's time we stop goofing around and get to the bottom of it.
  • Me: Yeah okay whatever. *munches popcorn*
  • Dipper & Wendy: *fight off nightmare-inducing shapeshifter*
  • Dipper: *gets possessed*
  • Dipper: *destroys underground society*
  • McGucket: *learns he erased memories after committing unbearable acts*
  • Dipper & Mabel: *learn Soos has a deadbeat father who left him at age 4*
  • Northwest Mansion: *bleeding chanting taxidermy animal heads*
  • Stan: *almost ends the world*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: ...jfc.

anonymous asked:

Are you excited to share a bed?! I always find it comforting to fall asleep next to my gf while she plays with my hair and kisses my neck when I wake up in the middle of the night

I’m really excited bc ima be able to kiss her arm and shoulder and we’re gonna be able to tangle our legs together and just be close and ima probably cry