my names not joe

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disloyal order of water buffaloes // fall out boy

pc: @qdeanna
how to distinguish between three steves
  • steve harrington: single teenage dad steve, has a nail bat and six children and has never been near a plane
  • steve trevor: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who blew himself up in a plane in 1918, a spy, not that Extra
  • steve rogers: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who crashed a plane in 1944, Captain Fucking America, Super Extra (tm)

I know people keep calling Steve a dad, but he’s literally the epitome of a latina mom. The dish towel over shoulder? The name calling? The protectiveness? I love my mom

  • Every Superhero Show Ever: You can't reveal your secret identity to anyone! It can be disastrous and put the people you love in danger.
  • Oliver Queen: *takes down 5 bad guys* Um.....I'm taking a self defense class. :D
  • Roy Harper: WHATTUP STAR CITY I'M A VIGILANTE
  • Barry Allen: *gets powers and immediately accidentally reveals his identity to a delivery man* *reveals his identity to a mugger* Hahahah you mean like this?
  • Wally West: *takes selfies with literally everyone* *never masks his voice* Yo anyone see my da-Detective Joe West?
  • Jesse Wells: *literally makes her hero name Jesse Quick*
  • Clark Kent: *takes off glasses*
  • Kara Danvers: Clark please that won't work. *takes out ponytail* Identity saved. :) :) :)
  • Literally Any Legend: *taking a selfie with george washington* *writing LEGENDZ WERE HERE on ancient artifact* *painting picture of themselves on a cave wall* lol sorry what were you saying?

everyone in the world was named Joe and I was an outcast for not being a “Joe” and finally I caved in and signed the paper to change my name and I was finally a regular old Joe with everyone else