my muse is manically laughing at this

anonymous asked:

How do you read so many books in one year? Can you tell us a bit about yourself? What you do for a living, whether you write, what your favourite books or favourite kinds of books are, who some of your favourite authors are, and anything else you'd like to share.

I answered your questions after the read-more. This ask kind of got away with me.

Favorite Authors

Sandra Cisneros (queen)

Dorothy Allison
Margaret Atwood
Anne Carson
Angela Carter
Hélène Cixous
Sierra DeMulder
Natalie Díaz
Joy Harjo
Sarah Kane
Jamaica Kincaid
Dorianne Laux
Li-Young Lee
Audre Lorde
Maggie Nelson
Sylvia Plath
Adrienne Rich
Rainer Maria Rilke  
Anne Sexton
Warsan Shire
Richard Siken
Rebecca Solnit    
Marina Tsvetaeva
Catherynne M. Valente
Jeanann Verlee
Edith Wharton
Jeanette Winterson

Favorite Books


Selected Poems: 1965-1975 – Margaret Atwood
Autobiography of Red – Anne Carson
Loose Woman: Poems – Sandra Cisneros
bone – Yrsa Daley-Ward
Letters from Medea – Salma Deera
The Bones Below – Sierra DeMulder
New Shoes On A Dead Horse – Sierra DeMulder
When My Brother Was an Aztec – Natalie Díaz
The Waste Land – T.S. Eliot
Blue Hour – Carolyn Forché
Kingdom Animalia  – Aracelis Girmay
Erosion – Jorie Graham
How We Became Human: New and Selected Poems 1975-2002 – Joy Harjo
She Had Some Horses – Joy Harjo
What the Living Do: Poems – Marie Howe
What We Carry – Dorianne Laux
The Black Unicorn: Poems – Audre Lorde
Bluets – Maggie Nelson
Pelican – Emily O’Neill
Lunch Poems – Frank O’Hara
Ariel: The Restored Edition – Sylvia Plath
Citizen: An American Lyric – Claudia Rankine
Diving into the Wreck – Adrienne Rich
The Dream of a Common Language – Adrienne Rich
The Selected Poetry of Rainer Maria Rilke
If Not, Winter: Fragments of Sappho – Sappho (tr. Anne Carson)
Love Poems – Anne Sexton
Teaching My Mother How to Give Birth – Warsan Shire
Crush – Richard Siken
Bride of Ice: New Selected Poems – Marina Tsvetaeva
Said the Manic to the Muse – Jeanann Verlee
salt. – Nayyirah Waheed


Decreation – Anne Carson
Plainwater: Essays and Poetry – Anne Carson
Coming to Writing and Other Essays – Hélène Cixous
The Laugh of the Medusa – Hélène Cixous
Stigmata: Escaping Texts – Hélène Cixous
A Field Guide to Getting Lost – Rebecca Solnit


A Lover’s Discourse: Fragments – Roland Barthes
Mourning Diary – Roland Barthes


Letters to Milena – Franz Kafka


The Year of Magical Thinking – Joan Didion
Wasted – Marya Hornbacher
Girl, Interrupted – Susanna Kaysen
The Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts – Maxine Hong Kingston
Why Be Happy When You Could Be Normal? – Jeanette Winterson


Bastard Out of Carolina – Dorothy Allison
Persuasion – Jane Austen
Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
The Blind Assassin – Margaret Atwood
Oryx and Crake – Margaret Atwood
The Last Unicorn – Peter S. Beagle
The Hours – Michael Cunningham
The Lover – Marguerite Duras
As I Lay Dying – William Faulkner
Ordinary People – Judith Guest
Notes on a Scandal – Zoë Heller
Their Eyes Were Watching God – Zora Neale Hurston
Love in the Time of Cholera – Gabriel García Márquez
Last Words from Montmartre – Qiu Miaojin
The English Patient – Michael Ondaatje
Deathless – Catherynne M. Valente
The Age of Innocence – Edith Wharton
The House of Mirth – Edith Wharton
The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde
Written on the Body – Jeanette Winterson
Mrs Dalloway – Virginia Woolf

Short Stories

The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven – Sherman Alexie
Trash: Stories – Dorothy Allison
The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories – Angela Carter
Woman Hollering Creek and Other Stories – Sandra Cisneros
You Are Not a Stranger Here – Adam Haslett
At the Bottom of a River – Jamaica Kincaid
Interpreter of Maladies – Jhumpa Lahiri
The Bread We Eat in Dreams – Catherynne M. Valente


Waiting for Godot – Samuel Beckett
4.48 Psychosis – Sarah Kane
Crave – Sarah Kane
Hamletmachine – Heiner Müller
No Exit and Three Other Plays – Jean-Paul Sartre
The Clean House and Other Plays – Sarah Ruhl
The Importance of Being Earnest – Oscar Wilde

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anonymous asked:

A spouting a huge amount of pick up lines to friends, B getting jealous and confronting A which kind just calls for them making out and skipping/being late for class

There’s the slam of their shared dorm door, a stomping of footsteps. Derek calmly continues in his note making, pretends he hasn’t stayed up past one just to welcome Stiles home from his night out. 

“Are you a magician, because when I look at you everyone else just disappears.”

Derek’s pen drops from his mouth, his heart, stupidly, begins to race, and he jerks his head up to stare at Stiles. 

Stiles waves a hand at him, bodily rolls his eyes as he tosses his wallet on the desk, “See! It works on you! You’re surprised; you’re looking at me; you now know I exist!”

Derek swallows, reigns in his momentary and obviously ridiculous excitement. 

“What,” he manages flatly. 

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If Dean and Cas ever kiss

I will print out screenshots and put them everywhere

on t shirts

as wallpaper in my room

as bedspread

I’d have it put on a fricken poster

I’d run out into the streets laughing and crying manically while playing the scene on repeat

nothing will faze me

I’ll be almost in a state of Nirvana

I’ll sing cheesy love songs to myself for the rest of my life

I’ll flap my hands and jump up and down and giggle

I’ll do weird stuff, man