Lance: I’m glad you all could be here to commemorate the worst day of my life.
Shiro: No, I thought the worst day of your life was when you didn’t get pulled on stage at that AC/DC concert.
Hunk: Or when your mum substitute taught our sex-ed class.
Pidge: What about the day when we made you stop wearing your visor upside down?
Keith: I thought the worst day was the day you got that haircut that you currently have right now.
Lance: Remember that time when I got my shirt caught–wait a minute, why am I participating in this?!