you, an intellectual: you can read a Shakespearean play 10 times and every time come away with having learned something new about it me, also an intellectual, who is on their 43 rewatch of the FXXK IT mv: theres a mop at 1:33 which obviously symbolizes bigbang mopping up my tears
PUGS HAVE BREATHING PROBLEMS AND IT AIN’T RIGHT. THEY ARE LOVELY LITTLE CUDDLY BABIES WHO HAVE BEEN BRED HORRIBLY. BUT I JUST FOUND OUT THERE’S A SOLUTION THAT CAN SAVE THE SILLY BUTTER BALLS FROM SUFFERING FOREVER.
LOOK AT THEM.
NICE GERMANS HAVE BEEN CROSS-BREEDING PUGS WITH PARSON JACK RUSSELLS AND THEN BREEDING THEM BACK INTO PUGS, THUS CREATING THE FABULOUS SNUGGLE BLANKETS CALLED RETRO MOPS.
THESE WEENY MUFFINS CAN RUN AND PLAY WITH THEIR LONGER LIMBS WHILE BREATHING FREELY THROUGH THEIR APPROPRIATELY SIZED PUPPY SNOUTS. THEY’RE BASICALLY THE SAME RIDICULOUS LITTLE SUGAR LUMPS THAT WE ALL LOVE TO HUG AND MEME BUT HEALTHY.
WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS INSTEAD OF BREEDING FROM THESE TROUBLED ANGELS WE CAN BREED HEALTHY RETRO MOPS AND SAVE THE WORLD. HAPPY LITTLE SQUISHIES FOR EVERYONE. YES.
happy vday!! i combined many suggestions: rochelle leaving black lipstick smoochmarks on everyone, flustered leo, and “pat leo pat leo pat leo pat leo” doing anything as long as they are in the “same vicinity as each other”.