my mom is a bully

story time

There was this kid in 4th grade named Will who was one of the boys that used to relentlessly bully me, but all my teachers brushed it off to “maybe he has a crush on you!” and never did anything to help.

Well that is not the attitude my mom took and let me tell you, when I told her that some little snotdick was pulling my hair and hitting me and kicking at the back of my feet in line and other little pissbaby bullshit, her legitimate advice was “kick him in the balls. Whenever you can. Walk up like you’re gonnna give him a hug and just knee him right in the dick. Toss your elbow back in class when he’s walking by your desk and nail him right in the junk. Just walk up and straight up kick this child in the testicles.”

and I, a very hesitant 4th grader, said, “I’ll get in trouble.”

and my mom said, “Nah it’s fine, I never did.”

She legitimately used to bully her bullies back only even harder like this one time some little jerkass in junior high or high school was fuckin poking her in the back and shit, so she grabbed this kid by the arm and flipped him over her fucking shoulder and he never bullied her again. So here she is, a mom in her 30s, who honestly believes the response to bullying is “find their weakness; destroy them; accept no punishment.”

Anyway at the end of it all I told her I didn’t want to jam my foot into my classmate’s genitals and she said “fine kick him really hard in the shin; he’ll hate that.”

And I did, and he did, and I don’t know what any of this says about me or bullying or anything other than “jesus christ my mom is savage.”

Are we sitting comfortably? Good, allow me to make something very clear. I might be taking a miniature break online from things for the sake of my mental health, but no, you did not “win” you did not “frighten me away” and you are most certainly not the reason I am taking a break, but if you think for one minute that you can come into My chat, my space which I made for people to come hang out and feel welcome in and harass My friends you are gravely mistaken.

You are not as clever or anonymous as you think you are, Michaela A*******n, Kelly B****s and Sophia E****t.

And if you try that shit again there will be a Reckoning and you will lose .

Are we still sitting comfortably?

I was an absolute b*tch to my younger sister when we were kids, and she was already a master at planning revenge.

I just want to start off by saying I was the offender that deserved the revenge in this this story. We were both kids at the time, and we are on good terms now. We had a good laugh about this the other day when I came back home to visit, and I thought I would share. This is going to be a bit of a short story, but it just proves that even toddlers know how to pro revenge.

At the time my sister way about 2-3 and I was about 9-10. I am not sure exactly the ages. There is about a 6 ½ year age gap, and, unfortunately, me and my sister were generally at each others throats for the first half of our lives.

This was in the middle of my summer vacation, and for whatever reason, I felt the absolute urge to be the bully this day. Mocking her, making fun of her, making her cry, taking her toys… you know, the typical shitty sibling bull. Even shoving her about a little bit.

It would be a few hours of this before it was nap time. This meant mom would put her in her play pen, wait until she fell asleep, and then go take a nap herself while I was busy working on any midsummer lesson my mom had planned for me.

Well, my little sister goes to naptime without a fight. No big deal. My bullying probably wore her out. Once my mom figured she was asleep, my mom went on for her nap.

I didn’t suspect a damn thing. I didn’t even pay attention to the noise of my sister crawling out of her playpen or going into the kitchen. I was so focused on whatever lesson I had that my sister acted swift and I never had a chance to react.

My sister has always been the smart one. When I was busy eating crayon tips and whatever would land me in the hospital for poison control, she was already learning how to plot shit. She pretended to be asleep, waited until mom went to bed, and then got out of the play pen, went to the kitchen and grabbed the heaviest utencil she could find…

And cracked me over the head with it, enough to daze me.

I heard her laugh, that’s how I knew it was her, but by the time I had any time to react, the little shit had already put the utencil away (Wasn’t hard, my mom kept them in a mess in a drawer) and had already gotten herself back into the play pen.

Unfortunately, my mom didn’t believe me that my sister had done that.

To be fair, I f*cking deserved it.

Thankfully, nowadays, my sister saves any pro revenge against anyone that would harass either one of us. Meanwhile I have yet to learn her prorevenge finesse.

bITCH

LEMME TELL YOU. I WAS DONE MA MATH TEST AND I DECIDED TO OPEN MY LAPTOP AND DO THE MATH QUESTION OF THE DAY WHEN I GO ON TWITTER AND SEE THOR RAGNAROK MEMES AND GIFS AND I STARTED GETTING GIDDY AND SMILING AND MY MATH TEACHER IS LIKE “WTF @GODINAMEME” (not revealing my name because i’m ashamed) AND IM LIKE “FoUr iS a wEiRd NumBer” CUZ IM A SMOOTHE ASS CRIMINAL.

BUT HOW TF DID BRUCE GET ON ASGARD AND HOW TF DID THEY PUT ARMOUR ON HIM. THE MJÖLNIR FUCKING DIED, LOKI LOOKING BADASS AS FUCK BITCH THIS IS THE LOKI MOVIE WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT THOR ANYMORE, THOR HAS LEARNED TO GROOM HIMSELF AND LOKI’S YELLOW CAPE.

AT FIRST I WAS MAD AT THE YELLOW LIKE WTF LOKI U WANNA BE THE FUCKING SUN BECAUSE U BRIGHTEN MY DAY. STAYING TRUE TO THE COMIC BOOKS BUT GIVING IT A TWIST. BUT IM LOKKI DIGGING THE CAPE AND GOD BLESSS ‘MURICA I AM DONE

UPDATE:
Y’ALL VRY KIND BUT NOW MY MOM THINKS IM BEING CYBER BULLIED BUT KEEP THE LOVING COMING 

I want to say a few words to every one of you who is struggling right now. I have been there. A few years ago I’ve been at a point where I was cutting, I wasn’t eating properly, I skipped school and drank a lot of alcohol. I was done with my life, I thought about suicide on a daily basis. My dad physically abused me, my mom verbally abused me. I got bullied at school, I felt horrible realizing that I was gay, I felt ugly and rejected every second of the day.
Today, 4 years later, I am a genuinely happy person. I have great friends, I graduated from high school, I have a job I love, I have a quite good relationship with my parents, I learned to accept and love myself the way I am, I managed to embrace my flaws. My soul has scars and some are deeper than others, but what I want to say with this is that it does get better. All you have to do is stay strong. Keep holding on. Be patient, give god (or whoever/whatever you believe in) a change to fix this. Nobody is born to be unhappy. No matter how hopeless it seems, the future has so much planned for you.

I am annoyed

Anybody who has been following me for awhile may remember my niece haveing a bully at school and me and my mom attempting to switch her classes and the vice principal saying no.well they just called saying she is in the office evidently because she said a rude comment to another child .and I’m just laughing like we told the freaking vice principal she’s being picked on everyday she’s gonna fight back one day and she better not get in trouble for it.ugh just bull

The first time Dave did this it was for a handjob; in exchange Dave was going to leave me alone.

But he kept bullying me, so my mom sucked his cock. He promised to leave me alone.

But he kept bullying me. So my mom let him fuck her if he promised to leave me alone.

Now I’m in class, looking at this snap, knowing that back home my mom is peeling her tight little panties out of her big fat ass, getting ready to let Dave, my never ending bully, stick his huge dick in her asshole.

Later he texted me. Apparently next time he’s going to make her fuck a stranger for money. He wants to turn my mom into his personal hooker. And I already know she will because she thinks she’s protecting me.