my mom cried watching it omg

The Problem with being a Fan
  • Mom: *in our family group to her sisters* during sherlock weeks it's really hard to keep up with Zahra I'm glad sherlock is just three episodes.
  • Them: why? 😂😂😂😂
  • Mom: because she just won't stop bragging about how genius that show is to every living thing near her and nobody knows what she's talking about cause nobody watched it.
  • Me: I'm right here mom!
  • My Sister: all I know is that she thinks Sherlock Holmes is gay 😂😂😂
  • Them: 😂😂😂😂
  • Me: yup still here btw, Hello!
  • Mom: *to my sister* you should've seen her crying till the end of this week's episode 😂😂😂
  • Niece: OMG she's completely obsessed I can't understand how she made a tv show such big deal?
  • My Sister: nobody does! I tried watching the show with my husband and he said this guy is as mad as your sis no wonder why she likes him.
  • Aunt: She NEVER CRIES!
  • Mom: You guys won't believe it, she turned the volume up and Sherlock is screaming "STOP LAUGHING AT ME" OMG
  • Me: well i'm a high-functioning sociopath who's obsessed with things that sound clever and it seems like these walls have higher IQ then anyone near me so I'm talking to them now bye.
  • *Leaves the group chat*

philophobia999  asked:

Hana, my love! ♡ Please go to sleep! It's so late in Canada! D:

Lol omg I got caught #Okay mom , I’m going to sleep now 😪 #it’s 2h41 #I was watching fifty shades of grey after following my friend’s movie recommendations ( I barely watched 55 minutes and I feel like I wasted my time OTL) and I ended up ranting about it instead of sleeping 😂😂😂 #Them cringy dialogues will haunt me #I cri #who tf allowed this to be a movie #christian grey is just fishy af and annoying with his “preferences”… #women irl don’t stutter and blush every second like Ana does #There was no chemistry between the two leads whatsoever #I wish Hollywood could invest money onto better projects tbh #not hating here , but it might have been a better movie if the dialogues/plot line and events weren’t so awkwardly portrayed 😩 #I’m done ranting haha #goodnignt ppl ~♡

thevioletthourr  asked:

Omg I just watched the season 2 finale of SOA and you were right... That shit was way worse than the s1 finale. Poor Jax and Abel💔 I cried so hard... (And btw I was wondering if like my mom showed up at your door and forced you to follow me or something because I can't find another explanation lmao😂)

See I told you!!!! (And shut up! I followed you cause I wanted too and bc you’re awesome! No one makes me do anything lol)

anonymous asked:

i literally only watch animal movies too omg...

i like have no interest in anything else but i cant watch those sad ones where the dog runs away or something. i remember when i was 6 or something my mom sent me to this summer camp and i had really bad attachment issues to my mom in the first place, so i cried all day, but then once i stopped crying we went to watch a movie an hour or so before our parents picked us up and it was all dogs go to heaven and… that fucked me up

lavenderbatt  asked:

For the name ask, CELESTE. Who is your best friend times 3!!!!!!

I am cri of happy

C - Who I like and why I like them: I like….JAAL FROM MASS EFFECT. He’s sweet and authentic to himself, he has the cool eye thing, he has a beautiful voice, he does Good Banging ™…

E - who is my best friend??? @lavenderbatt duh omg

L - One of my insecurities: I’m insecure about my ability to write psych papers 😱 I am great at English papers but psych ones are so different!!!

E - Another best friend?? My mom. She’s my Problematic Fave ™.

S - A random fact about myself: I watch Trevor Noah and John Oliver almost religiously. Kind of. I PVR them and marathon when I get the time.

T - Age I get mistaken for: Honestly I get mistaken for older and younger. Younger when people look at me, older when people talk to me lol.

E - YET ANOTHER BEST FRIEND??? My cat.


Thank u for the ask. My heart sang (get it?? sick jaal reference lmao)

ONE OF THE MOST distinct memories i have omg gnfmskfkck was the fucking workd cup 2010 when the netherlands played brazil and ohmggoddddd i couldnt watch the game live because i had soccer practice so i had my parents record it for me and i was gonna watch it when i got back but on the car ride homw my mom ruined the game for me on accident bc she saw someone wearing a brazil jersey and she yelled HOWS IT FEEL TO BE A LOSER (shes a leo) n i was so pissed i almost cried bc i was so mad bc she STOLE THE FEELING OF WINNING FROM ME. LIKE WE WON AND BEAT BRAZIL AND I DIDNT GST TO EXPERIENCE THATits that deep

Gsjdhfhfnn my mom is having a FUN time watching cartoons today?? Idk whats up with her today she usually just watches HGTV but today shes had it on like 3 different cartoon stations and shes been talking 2 the tv omg…must be new meds

Heres my fav quotes from her today

“Wow Mr Krabs is so wise”

“Ya i lov frozen” *cries for like 8 mins when Anna ‘dies’*

*cries when Marco loses Star in Mewberty* “he luvs her so much…..”

*points at star in her messy room* thats u

“Steven is….too noisy.”

“Pearl is GAY????”

Today, I fucked up... by going to an open-casket funeral.

So, my great-grandpa died recently so obviously, I had to attend, I wanted to attend because it was only right I show up to support my family in times of sorrow and give my final goodbye. I had just arrived and it was already full of people everywhere. I walked around greeting as many as my distant family members as I could, giving hugs here and there before taking a seat with my mom and sister. We watched as people went up to the open-casket, standing in front of the corpse of my great-grandpa, crying silently. I felt really bad but I sat there for about thirty minutes before my mom decided to nudge me. “Let’s go see your great-grandpa” she whispered.

I got nervous and took a look around the room. “Not yet” I told her. I was REALLY nervous because the thought of tons of people watching my every move just made me nervous. I was going to stay put until my heart broken dad asked me to go up with him to the open casket. How could I say no to that face? I didn’t want to be a jerk and say no to him so I nodded and with my mom, dad and sister we walked towards the casket.

My heart was pounding. People were watching me, I could feel their eyes on me. The moment I saw my great-grandpa I did what every other single person did– I cried. I reached over with one hand and placed it on top of my great-grandpa’s and I was just so caught up in it. I became so emotional. We stood there for about five minutes before my mom told me “Let’s go”. But then I remember everyone was watching us and I was just thinking, “oh crap, everyone is gonna watch me walk back to my seat– omg everyone is watching me” I became nervous AGAIN. I panicked. So what did I do once I remembered all eyes were on me? Well… I leaned down, closed my eyes and placed a gentle kiss on my great-grandpa’s forehead. I opened my eyes and saw my rebel red lips marked on his forehead!! I was wearing lipstick, how could I have forgotten, what the f$$k was I thinking?!!! I just marked a damn corpse with a damn kiss mark!! I turned tomato red and just whispered “Shit” and pretended I needed more time.

I checked behind me to see if anyone noticed and saw my grandma crying waiting for her turn. I couldn’t let her see him like this. I faced him again and quickly began to pretend I was massaging his forehead when I was really wiping my lipstick off him. “Oh, Papa Juan, you’re in a much better place now” I said as I desperately tried to remove the mark I left on him. I succeeded. The only people who noticed were those who were up there with me: My mom, dad and sister who were all laughing at me afterwards.

But the next day, I overheard a conversation saying. “Why was papa Juan’s forehead kinda pink?”, “Oh, I noticed that too, how weird” they will never know that I left my lipstick on a corpse. Never.

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anonymous asked:

I remember when I was little i saw the avatar movie for the first time and after watching it I thought I could firebend, so I went up stairs and saw a lit candle and was like 'TIME TO USE MY MAGICS' then sat there staring at the candle watching the flame move for like an hour and I thought i was controlling the fire, then my mom came up stairs and like 'dafuq' and blew it out and I cried. Just thought I would share that with you cuz of your AU

Omg baby Fritz wanting to be able to bend stuff like Scott by putting rocks on the floor and jumping up and down to make them bounce. Then crying when his mom takes the rocks and tosses them outside because they weren’t supposed to be inside. Aaaaaaah

i watched the fault in our stars with my mom today and she cried during the whole movie and gave me a hug at the end and said that my dad and her are so blessed to have healthy kids while she was sobbing and it made me cry omg i love my mom

Of mice & men ♥

I really don’t think people understand how much this band means to me, I’ve been listening to them for about 4 Years now, and I remember when I first found them Austin wasn’t in their band as much yet the hype was more about Jerry, and I kinda just pushed the band away, and then it came back into my life when Austin joined them,well not really joined, but when he became more prominent in the band and I immediately fell in love, I started listening to every song, looking up every album, memorizing lyrics, it was insane, but I was also in a really dark place when I found bands, and of mice & men had the biggest impact on my life these past four years, it wasn’t as bad in the beginning, but when really bad stuff started happening in my life, that’s when I got really attached to the band, I had started self harming and was in a really horrible place, but then I started watching interviews, and listening to the music more, and let me tell you I most definitely fell in love with Austin carlile, and it wasn’t really in a “omg He’s so hot I want his babies” it was more like “I want him to be my bestfriend and help me through my problems” I would watch the interviews all the time, and listen to the songs, and I remember when I actually first watched my first om&m interview and I cried my eyes out, and I also remember trying to convince my mom to let me go to warped, but she never let me, and hopefully I’ll get to go next year, I’ve been wanting to meet om&m forever, mainly because I need to tell them how much they impacted and saved my life, but I also need Austin to write out lyrics for me to get tattooed, I don’t know, this band just means so much to me, and everytime I have tried to meet them, my plans got ruined somehow, so it is now one of my main goals to meet them, but anyways I owe my life to this band, and I love them so much ♡ and I just thought my followers should know why, and I could go on Forever and go into depth about this but I don’t want to bore you guys to death! I love you Austin, Tino, Phil, Alan, and Aaron!!!!

so, I finished 1 litre of tears, it’s actually my first jdrama, and I cried more than 1 litre of tears every episode omg. It was really good, the story moved me, it was painful but I feel like it actually made me more positive, it made me appreciate that I am healthy and my family is pretty much healthy too and life is beautiful and it’s great that you can do normal things like walking, speaking, going to school. I think my tears are coming back omg my mom kept giving me weird looks, I didn’t wanna watch it with someone at home but I just couldn’t stop. I somehow ended up marathoning it.

“I write because writing is evidence that I am still alive.”

anonymous asked:

My friend and I put on The Black Parade is Dead! and watched about two minutes before crying. I think she cried for about an hour. It was at 3am so her mom woke up and looked so concerned. This is how I spend my time.

the true lives of the emotional emos