my mom bought it for me lol

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

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my mom helped me get this pretty baby since the listing would have ended tomorrow and i don’t get my money until the first :) she’ll just be able to take the money i owe her out of my account on monday. but yeah this pretty baby will be called cocoa caramel and their gorgeous neon green eyes will guide me through my troubles…….

anonymous asked:

Hi, can I request hc of RFA+ minor trio (is it too much?) on MC who has bad sense of humor just like Jumin.

I’m sorry but i dont write Vanderwood. You couldn’t know since I just found out when i wrote this that i have no idea how he/she (don’t judge idk lmao) would react so sorry for that!
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✨ Yoosung
* The two of you were just watching a movie
* It was a comedy so Yoosung was laughing 24/7
* You thought it was okay jokes didn’t really seem funny to you
* “Hey MC why aren’t you laughing is something wrong” he asked
* “Nah i just don’t think its that funny but watching tou laugh is” lololol
* “ alright tell me something funny then”
* You were like o shit
* “ one time I called my teacher mom lol”
* “And then what?”
* “I cried”
* Yoosung would have this awkward laugh
* He would laugh at your jokes but only because he loves you lol

✨ Zen
* You and Zen were on a date
* Zen was telling you cheesy pickup lines all day
* They were actually really funny aswell
* The date was coming to an end
* And Zen asked “ hey this may be silly but could you tell me your cheesiest pickup line”
* After 10 minutes you replied with:
* “ is your name ‘my future husband’ bc you are”
* Zen was like
* …
* O
* Ha ha ha
* Good one Mc
* He’d never ask you again lmao

✨ Jaehee
* Ok but jaehee would laugh at you no matter what like i cannot think of a reason why she wouldn’t laugh ahsndnsnns sorry

✨ Jumin
* You were sitting next to Jumin when he told Seven another “joke”
* Seven literally facepalmed himself
* “Shut up Jumin”
* “Hey I thought it was funny” you said defending Jumin
* “Well tell us a joke then MC”
* Everyone was waiting for you to open your mouth
* “How does Elizabeth ask for a treat?” “Can i have a treat Pawlease”
* It was silent
* Then Jumin laughed
* Yes he laughed
* Everyone was like this is a match made in heaven

✨ Seven
* He’s the pun master
* So of course he was telling you tons of puns
* “Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.”
* “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.”
* “Hey mc tell me a pun”
* “I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
* Seven laughed
* “That was so bad it actually made me laugh”
* He would teach you how to tell funny puns so don’t worry

✨ Saeran
* He was having a bad day
* Seven tried to cheer him up
* But Saeran only wanted your attention
* So you bought him ice cream
* And you decided to tell him a joke
* Because jokes always make you laugh
* “ i asked my mom if i was adopted once. Hilarious, she replied. Why would we choose you?”
* Saeran stopped eating is ice cream
* “Well thats sad”
* And then he hugged me
* “Saeran it was a joke”
* “I know and it sucked lol”

✨ V
* You were having dinner
* V was talking about how he loves you
* You just kept laughing because it was adorable
* “Hey mc why wont you try to make me laugh?”
* “Oh sure lemme think”
* You thought about the perfect joke and finally
* “What do you call a blind dinosaur? A-do-you-think-he-saur-us ”
* …
* “Hahah very funny Mc”
* It was an awkward laugh but V loves you too much not to laugh at your jokes

anonymous asked:

What did your mom say about your nsfw book? 👀 😲

My sister made up a story for me lol So mom doesn’t know that I’m the one who drew dat book. She just believes that I bought the book from my danger friend marceline (according to her language) and I should stop hanging around with her llol omg! Poor my naive old lady….

Gooner Rant

Gooners lets get this straight PORN is all that matters. Embrace your addiction. Block everything else from your life. Ignore all your family and friends they are not important unless they are encouraging your GOONING. Your Mother and Father are not important unless they encourage you and GOON with you. Distance yourself lose all connection for PORN. Save up move out of state dont tell no one. Get to know other serious GOONERS about meeting and GOONING together and who know possibly going in on a GOON SHACK together. Let PORN completly isolate you from anyone who dosent support you. PORN IS LIFE….PORN OVER EVERYTHING!!! Ignore your mommy for PORN GOONER….FUCK your life up for PORN GOONER!!! PORN OWNS YOU!!! The only thing that should keep you away from PORN is work and the only reason you work is to support your ADDICTION, and even at work you should be worshiping PORN at any free moment. Nothing else should keep you from your ADDICTION not family. friends , weddings, funerals , get togethers . etc.. PORN IS ALL THAT MATTERS!!! The last time i talked to my mom a month ago i asked for 100 dollars for bills, told her i would give it back in a week, i bought weed and a PORN subscription lol and havent attempted to contact her since. She texted once about two weeks ago but i didnt respond.. Fuck you mom your not important…PORN MOMMYS OWN ME!!! You need to realize what you have is an ADDICTION there is no cure for. Dont waste your time doubting your PORN ADDICTION or even think about rehab. Its just a waste of money and time you could be spending with PORN and face it you know your just going to RELAPSE harder then before!

@servuspornonis2 @itsbetalars @worship-porn-my-goddess @confessionsofapornpiggy @goonerforsadists @goon-my-brain-out

Moments that fucked me up (Supernatural finale 12x22, 12x23)

  1. Sam and Dean talking about the “how will it end for us moment” in the bunker ( i cried but it was beautiful)
  2. DEAN FINALLY GETTING TO USE HIS GRENADE LAUNCHER (admit it you waited for it too)
  3. The hug and “bitch and jerk” moment ( spn writer know how to kick us in the feels)
  4. Sam taking in the role to lead the rest of the hunters to the brits and motivating tf out of them ( i’m a proud mother)
  5. Dean Winchester giving another chance to her mom and getting her back
  6. Dean Winchester looking SO FUCKING ADORINGLY AT BABY! SAMMY ICRY
  7. Dean Winchester telling Mary how he had to be a brother, mother and a father to Sam and not doing a good job (SOMEONE GIVE MY BBY A HUG PLS)
  8. Dean Winchester telling his mom how what she did ruined their family and their childhood. (idk about ya’ll, but she needed to hear it)
  9. Dean Winchester still forgiving and loving his mom back (JUST DEAN FUCKING WINCHESTER EVERYBODY)
  10. BAMF!SAMMY™ saved 2017 (also i loved Jody she killed me)
  11. THE WINCHESTER GROUP HUG IN THE END YALL MY EYES ARE SWEATING.
  12. Dean punching Crowely lmao
  13. Castiel being all cute & clueless about the process of childbirth (honestly he bought atleast 150 boxes of diaper lol)
  14. Kelly making that video for her son (i really want Jack to see it in the future)
  15. also alternate reality concept im shook.
  16. FUCKING BOBBY SINGER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AHFWFBRF
  17. Dean geeking out in the knowledge of angel blade bullets and CAs looking at the camera like in the office lmaoo.
  18. No one can play Lucifer better than Mark Pellegrino its a true fact.
  19. We got to witness team free will im blessed.
  20. Dean being all worried and hesitant to leave when Cas just went right up to Lucifer.( he loves him so much im)
  21. Cas dying part which no one believes in obviously so lets just ignore that for now.
  22. Mary and lucifer in the alternate reality. (im curious to know what happens next to theM)
  23. DEAN WINCHESTER JUST DEFEATEADLY FALLING DOWN NEXT TO CAS IM SOBBING DON’T TOUC H ME OKAD SFNHJ
  24. Sammy finding Jack ok that creeped me out.
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Casual Fairy Kei while going out to tea with my mom, grandma and aunt for Mother Day. Part one, selfies will be in another post (I took to many good photos lol). Here’s the second post!

I’ve had this shirt for almost a year and have yet to wear it. lol I also haven’t worn proper Fairy Kei in a long time. I really love this outfit and I’m happy with how it turned out. Also it’s easier to put stuff in my short hair ;p

  • Shirt: Hot Topic
  • Skirt: Spreepicky
  • Lace komono: Ross
  • Tights: Ebay
  • Shoes: Goodwill, painted by me
  • Bag: Undertale Ita bag, bought at Sakura-con
  • Necklace: Handmade and given to me by a cosplayer at Sakura-con
  • Big fluffy hair bow: Daiso

Edit: A lovely in the Fairy Kei group on fb said this is a bit more Party Kei then Fairy Kei. I don’t know the differences (there are so many different styles), but either way this is a cute outfit.

anonymous asked:

hoe story: One time I was over my ex's house and she was giving me head and i heard her mom walking down the hall so I pulled a comforter over and she had to deep throat me for a solid 10 seconds while her mom asked abt my day. Idk which was harder: me (lol) trying to keep a straight face or her trying to be quiet while she's like choking on my dick

I WOULD THROW UP I HOPE YOU BOUGHT HER DINNER AFTER THIS OR SOMETHING

anonymous asked:

lost my virginity at 13. i wanted to loose it to someone i didnt really have deep feelings for so me & this one guy started talking/hanging out & we ended up having sex lol but he was so sweet!!! bought me things & everything! nice guy ya know. tbh i think we couldve been something but my family found out & set the boy up to meet at some parking lot & my sister kicked him in the balls/broke his phone. my mom threatened to press charges bc he was 18. we didnt talk at all after that. im 17 now lol

WTF that sounds like a dream until your parents came into the picture

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Churi Twitter 17/05/13

First picture: Me and the message board I wrote on.

Second picture: The message board Oya Masana-san is currently using.

Huh???

#TheseThingsHappen

[Churi wrote: “I’m coming out before mother’s day! Thank you for everything mom! I love SKE48 and Akane-chan.” Masana replaced the Akane-chan with Masana-chan.]

Churi Twitter 17/05/13

I stole the picture from a photo tagged with #ChuriPhotoEvent in order to make the message board clearer lol It’s useful! lol

Anna Twitter 17/05/12

Yesterday Akane-chan bought these for me as a present because she thought it would suit me T_T

I’ll wear them at the photo event.

Akane-chan frequently concerns herself about me, such as thinking something will look good on me <3

My elder sister Akane is so kind! lol

Churi Twitter 17/05/14

I don’t really understand that last “lol” with the baby emoji lol

She was wearing those earrings this morning too, so those of you going to see Anna please take a look at them.

Churi Twitter 17/05/14

I wrote a lot of messages for those coming to the solo photo event that’s happening soon. Those of you who are fine with handwriting, please select from these  ( ^ω^ ) lol

Love forever lolol

(Of course it’s fine to ask me to say something else you want!)

Churi Twitter 17/05/14

Thank you for the events in Osaka!

I was partnered with Kanon for the whimsical stage.

Speaking of the two of us and Osaka, I miss when the AKB to xx! that we filmed here. It was fun.

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So my Mom bought me a bong for Christmas…. and it rips 😍💖

I got a cat. His name is Cow.

LP stopped me at Kmart yesterday.

I was so pissed.
I asked my sister to go to Kmart with me so that I could get makeup and offered to get her some too, but I told her that I may or may not lift anything because I wasn’t sure how crowded it’d be and all that, so she agreed to come with me.
When leaving, my brother asked us not to lift anything because he had a bad feeling about today, THEN my mom stopped us when we were leaving and told me not to shoplift. She’s been onto me for a while, but it don’t matter because I don’t live with her. I don’t even know how she’s onto me. I’m guessing that my sister probably told her when she was mad at me or something. My mom also said that she’d pray that I get caught if I do lift.
We went anyways because I needed to buy some stuff for my house. We browsed the makeup for a little while and I put some things in the buggy that I was considering lifting. My sister really had to pee, so she went to the bathroom. After I found what I needed; I went to look for her and saw a man in a suit with a ear piece in and he was talking to a woman near the bathrooms. I went in and left my buggy on the outside and didn’t see anyone in there so I walked out and grabbed my buggy and went to look down aisles for my sister. The guy in the suit started following VERY close behind me for like 30 seconds until I turned down another aisle. I found my sister and whispered to her that LP was following me and she said “Okay, well we wont get anything.”
I went back to the makeup and saw a black man with an empty basket and he kept staring at us and I was thinking ‘Okay, he’s def LP because why else would he be in the makeup aisle?’
I left my buggy in the aisle and grabbed some cheaper makeup to buy then grabbed the stuff I needed for the house and went to check out. SO many SAs were staring at us and even giving us dirty looks. When I pulled out my wallet to pay, the cashier kept eyeballing my purse, as if she was trying to see inside of it. I just ignored it and we left. When we were walking to my car in the parking lot, some skinny guy who looked like a thug walked towards us and said “How are y'all?” He was acting sketchy, so I was scared. I honestly thought that he was about to rob me or something, then I thought 'meh, he’s probably gonna give me a bs story and ask for money.’
He said “I’m LP.” And I just stared at him blankly because I could barely hear him and then he said “I’m with Kmart Loss Prevention. I noticed that you bought some feminine products, but I’m wondering where the makeup went.”
I was like “I bought makeup too. I did leave some in a buggy down an aisle because I decided that I didn’t want it.” He asked “Can I see your purse?” And I was still sketched out because I didn’t know if he was lying about being LP. I didn’t wanna hand my purse to a strange man and him take off with it, so I asked “Can you even legally do that? You aren’t a cop.” And he got an attitude and said “Of course I can do that. Let me search your purse”
I almost said 'No, call the cops and you can’, but then I remembered that I had a magnet in my purse and I’m sure that a cop knows what it’s for, so I was just hoping that this LP guy wouldn’t know. I just scoffed and said “Fine, search it.” And opened it for him. He glanced into it and moved a few things around and said “Alright, file a complaint with us if you’d like.” then walked back inside.
I had a book in the bottom of my purse and my magnet was underneath it, but he didn’t look under the book. I called when I got in the car and told them that I wanted to file a complaint about their LP. The woman said “And why would you want to do that? They’re doing their job. We have undercover Loss prevention for a reason.”
And I said “I’m not mad about him doing his job. I’m mad that he obviously didn’t have a reason to search me AND i thought he was a stranger that was about to rob me. He should’ve taken me inside or went about it in a different way.” The woman told me to call back tomorrow and speak with the manager then hung up. I grabbed my bags and marched myself in there and returned every thing that I bought because I was pissed that they searched me FOR NO REASON.
My mom called later and spoke to the LP and he said “I know that she took makeup. If I would’ve moved that book in her purse, I would’ve found it.” And she was like “Then why didn’t you look under it? I looked in her purse and her car and didn’t see a thing of yours, so no, you didn’t have a reason to search her.”
My sister told my mom about it because she was scared, thinking that the guy was gonna rob us too. Lol. So, my mom called and complained.

Lessons from this story:
-If people are obviously following you, take out everything that you’ve lifted (if you have anything) then leave. Don’t take the risk. I’m glad that I didn’t.
-Kmart has undercover LP and I’m sure other stores do too. They are literally the people that you’d least expect. The guy that stopped me was covered in tattoos and dressed like a thug. He literally didn’t come across as LP to me.
-Don’t keep your lifting materials in your purse, even when you aren’t lifting.

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my bro came by yesterday to do the ceilings for my bday but i wasn’t here, so he and my mom came by today, she bought me a big ass tool chest which i desperately needed tbh, and i opened it, there was chili beans and cornbread lol

End of year

So I cried all day yesterday and then not at all during graduation. Lol.

1. Former student texted me and asked if I was still mad at him for something he did four years ago! Oh my heart.

2. Two juniors knew I was looking for a small desk for my home as I am not teaching after this year. They showed up with a desk they bought and refinished for me filled with notes and cards and gifts from a plethora of students. Oh. My. Heart.

3. A former student’s mom sent me a beautiful text that I will share later.

4. A co-worker MADE me a wooden pen! It is beautiful. This man is very talented and kind and thoughtful and oh my heart.

5. Oodles of parents have encouraged me, shared their disappointment that I’m leaving, shared memories of me as a teacher, and hugs, hugs, hugs.

anonymous asked:

I'll confess too. In 8th grade, I stole one of my mom's small house plants to give to a girl I liked for her birthday because I didn't have any money to buy her flowers.

Okay wait that’s adorable though omg

Unless you count me lowkey stealing school books in high school I’m out of stealing stories 😂😂