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Things I learned you’ll actually need for your dorm after one year of college that you probably won’t see on pinterest

So, I recently finished my first year at college (which was definitely an adventure, and probably one of the best years of my life so far) and I’ve made a few mistakes, but none that couldn’t be fixed. For example, I really didn’t do adequate research as to what I’ll actually need for my dorm room because I was too busy fantasizing how I was gonna diy decorate my dorm room into a pinterest masterpiece. Anyway, I quickly learned my lesson.

Basically, your dorm room isn’t just for display. You live there. It’s gonna get messy, it’s gonna have to store a lot of stuff, and you’re not always going to have time to keep it in pristine condition because life gets crazy. But you can deal with it, I promise, and for all the new freshman prepping for their first dorm experience, I want to give some advice on how you can be prepared for what college life actually hits you with.

Alright, so I actually ended up being in a triple (so I had two roommates) which meant I had even less space than the average broom-closet sized dorm room and I had two people I had to get along with. Thankfully, we all ended up being really close and very considerate of each other, and I am incredibly grateful for it. We learned our lessons together, and this is the list of stuff we came up with:

1. Vacuum: Get a real vacuum, maybe a cheap one (not like a crazy dyson), but a real one. Not just a handheld one (like we had) because it won’t be enough. Girls shed hair. A lot. (especially three long haired girls like us) People might accidentally spill a bag of powdered sugar on your rug, or you might rip open a bag of cereal a little too vigorously, or, more seriously, you might break something like glass and you don’t want anyone cutting open their foot on a shard. 

2. Swiffer: If your floor was linoleum like ours (that’s why we needed a rug, which I’ll mention later), then it will get dusty and dirty. Having a swiffer is just nice to have because once you vacuum your rug clean, you don’t want the dirt on the linoleum getting on the rug. Plus, it’s gonna a rain and there’s gonna be mud. It’s gross.

3. Brita filter: So my dorm was actually the absolute best freshman dorm not just because the people were amazing, but because we had sinks. IN OUR ROOMS. It is just so CONVENIENT. Anyway, I am fully aware that not everyone is as lucky as us and the only sinks will be in the bathroom. A Brita filter pitcher is nice to keep in your fridge because you can have fresh clean in your room at any given moment.

4. Trash can: We had three in our room for each person but they kinda ended up being shared based on location in the room, but yeah. You need somewhere to throw away stuff.

5. Plastic bags or just garbage bags: And not only do you need a place to throw away stuff, you need plastic bags or garbage bags for clean disposal. And trash piles up real fast in your tiny room, so you’ll need to replenish these bags very often. I learned from my mom that you always have a place to store your plastic bags, and so we had a designated plastic bag drawer where we kept all the bags from our local campus convenience store, or the drug store, or wherever. Trust me, it’s saved lives. (as in, barf bags)

6. Command hooks: So we had to bunk two beds and loft another to have enough room and it’s kind of a pain in the ass to constantly climb down to throw something out so we had a trash bag hanging from a command hook on my roommate’s lofted bed and yeah. That bag has saved lives. (same situation as above) Plus, you can hang hats, bags, towels, little caddies for your toothbrush off of these hooks and it’s just so nice because you don’t lose things.

7. Clorox wipes: Again, stuff gets gross, and you’ll unfortunately need to clean things (ie your mom doesn’t clean everything for you anymore). Have two packs stored because you never know.

8. Dish soap: Real dishes need to be washed well, or else you’ll get sick.

9. Sponges: For the dish soap. And the dishes.

10. Windex: For our mirror, which we wrote on with washable marker, and I killed ants with it too. 

11. Storage for food: Something airtight so bugs can’t get to it, like a trunk. We also had mice sometimes go into our vents. And then into people’s rooms. They’re looking for a warm place to hide, and food. Don’t leave food out is the lesson. But also have food in your room! Our room was well known to always have food and its really nice when you’re staying up late and everything is closed.

12. Tissues: Freshman plague is so real. You will most certainly get it, and probably several times too. 

13. Vitamins and medicine: Your immune system is gonna get a work out in college. Help it out with some vitamin C tablets. Have some tylenol or advil for headaches and aches and pains. And side note, if you’re really sick, just go to the health center, you don’t have to suffer through it.

14. Slippers: Get a comfy, cheap pair (because sometimes dorm hallways are gross, especially on the weekends) that you can wear all around your building and still be comfy.

15. Power strip: So much stuff needs to be plugged in and you definitely won’t have enough outlets between you and your roommate(s).

16. Printer: Okay, this seems a little unreasonable, but we were lucky because my one roommate had a spare one at home (how though??) and I have frequently said it is my favorite thing in our room. It has come in clutch so many times. But if you have a campus printer near you, or if its too expensive, it’s fine not to have one. But if you do get one, I would recommend getting one that is NOT wireless. University wifi doesn’t like you using other wifi (ie it won’t work). Get a printer that has a cable.

17. Plastic plates and forks: We have real dishes and silverware too, but plastic stuff is just easier clean up.

18. Rug: I almost forgot about this one.The floor gets cold and a rug also makes a room feel homier. You and your friends are gonna sit there and bond all that fun stuff, and someone might even sleepover on it (if they have a sleeping bag).

19. Chairs: So we actually didn’t have any other chairs other than the ones that university gave us for our desks and those are okay and everything, but some of our friends had these amazing, foldable, springy chairs that were so comfortable and also a lot of fun, and I am definitely getting one for my room next year. 

Other things you might need but might forget (maybe?):

Razors

Umbrella

Rain boots

Rain coat

Extra towels

Contact solution

Favorite mug

Tea

Stapler

Make up wipes

Facials

Lamp

Of course, this is not an exhaustive list, you’ll definitely need other things (like a fridge, microwave, sheets, pillows, decorations, etc), or see that you really don’t need some of the things I’ve mentioned. Honestly, do what you feel is best and good luck! I loved my first year at college! Like basically everyone, I had some trouble adjusting at first. I felt pretty lonely in the beginning too, but once you start going, things start to fall into place. I met some great people, had some great classes, and honestly, I’m going to miss my first year–even with all the excitement of being an upperclassman next semester.

I hope this helped and that you have just as great of an experience in your first year as I did–actually, even better!

A Michael Jackson Playlist For Every Need

Drowning in Heartbreak: Who Is It, She’s Out of My Life, One More Chance, Gone Too Soon

(+Need A Good Cry): Cry, Childhood, I’ll Be There, Ben, Stranger In Moscow

♥In Love♥: The Way You Make Me Feel, I Just Can’t Stop Loving You, Baby Be Mine, PYT, You Rock My World 

“In The Mood”: Lady In My Life, Liberian Girl, Human Nature, Break of Dawn, In The Closet

Saw Some Injustice?: They Don’t Care About Us, Earth Song, Leave Me Alone, Why You Wanna Trip On Me, Tabloid Junkie, Money, Scream

Therefore, You Probably Need Hope For Humanity: Black or White, Heal the World, We Are The World, Will You Be There

Motivational Pick Me Up: Keep The Faith, You Are Not Alone, Hold My Hand, Man in the Mirror, Off The Wall, HIStory, UnBreakable

Danceable House Cleaning Jams: Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough, Rock With You, Wanna Be Starting Something, Beat It, Billie Jean, Bad, Remember the Time, Blame It On The Boogie, Working Day and Night, Another Part of Me

Got an Attitude? These are just as aggressive: Smooth Criminal, Morphine, This Time Around, Blood on the Dance Floor, Dirty Diana, 2 Bad, Give In To Me, Dangerous

Halloween party!: Thriller, Ghosts, Is It Scary, Somebody’s Watching Me

Your Time (M)

Smut /// Nerd!Baekhyun

You flip through the manga’s lining his windowsill; you’d just finished running your hands through the ones in his bookshelf. Baekhyun was lounging on his bed with his leg dangling off the edge. He had one of those double decker beds without the bed at the bottom instead the space was crammed with his computer and posters for old timey movies.

You toss your jean jacket onto the chair, dirtying the spotless room with the item. You could feel his eyes wandering off his manga and onto the chair in an instant.  

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#93 Begging- J2 (Jared x Jensen)

Requested anonymously for my kink list (master list here).

Word Count: 1400

Warning: Begging, dirty talk, rough sex

A/N: I love writing J2 more than I should. Enjoy! XOXO

“Jen,” Jared whispers, “please. They’re all getting ready to leave. We can just lock the door behind them.”

“No.”

Everyone shuffles around them, laughing loudly, a guitar twanging softly through the room. They’re all waiting to head to the stage, and no one is paying attention to the two of them.

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our night, our memories

Originally posted by kingdans

member: lai guanlin 
genre: fluff
summary: you go on a trip to taipei with your favourite group of 11 guys but of course a trip is nothing without a little romance, a confession and swimming at midnight
requested: yes


  • you couldn’t believe it you were on a plane to taipei 
  • especially with your favourite group of 11 guys 
  • you brightly grin at one of your best friends, guanlin 
  • and he gives you his signature gummy smile, you could see how happy he was to return to his hometown
  • “we’re grinning like idiots you know?” you say jokingly
  • “do i care? nope. i’m on a plane with my favourite girl in the world to my favourite place in the world” he says brightly
  • you blush at his words feeling super gooey
  • you scold yourself, no y/n he means it as a friend nothing more
  • you look around and see the ruckus the guys were making
  • all the guys and you were all on a school trip to taipei
  • everyone taking the language courses gets to go on a trip 
  • guanlin basically made all his hyungs and of course you sign up to go to taipei, no one could resist his begging and puppy dog eyes
  • luckily no one else had signed up to go to taipei and since you were such a small group, they assigned jisung, one of the TAs and basically the mum of the group to look after you all during the trip
  • you were over the moon when you found out it’ll only be the 12 of you
  • but even with all of your excitement, you were exhausted
  • you had 2 exams the day of your departure and you studied all night cramming all the information in
  • you didn’t realise but you dozed off, accidentally ending up with your head leaning on guanlin’s shoulder
  • guanlin slightly jumped as he felt your head on his shoulder
  • he smiled sweetly at the sight of you sleep, he made sure not to disrupt your sleep knowing how exhausted you were
  • as you slept, you snored lightly making him chuckle at how adorable you were
  • and of course seongwoo filmed you for blackmail material
  • you also drooled a little but instead of being disgusted at it, guanlin made sure to wipe it off with a tissue
  • he was glad he could take care of you for once since you always took care of you
  • seongwoo, daniel and jaehwan like the cheeky immature pricks they were
  • turned to face you sleeping and guanlin and basically made kissy faces at you two before singing teasingly
  • “guanlin and y/n sitting in the tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g”
  • just imagine jaehwan singing that like super nicely ugh i love his voice sm
  • you half woke up from their annoying antics and was pissed off since they disturbed you you know that state where you’re awake but you’re not yeah that’s the state you were in
  • you threw a pillow and seongwoo’s face then retorted half pissed off half amused
  • “we are on a plane not a tree, and does it look like i’m kissing guanlin i’m sleeping you blind immature brats”
  • guanlin muttered under his breath “i wish we were kissing”
  • you accidentally heard and blushed so red, he didn’t realise you heard
  • your mind was going haywire
  • you liked him so much you have for so long and he likes you
  • WHAT DO I DO?? you brain was basically screaming 
  • you were snapped out of your thoughts by seongwoo saying in a baby like voice “oooo y/n getting angry, us three leave” 
  • then the three of them slowly lower themselves into their seats still smirking at you two and of course jaehwan winked at you 
  • you groan and curse them under your breath 
  • then you suddenly realise you were on guanlin’s shoulder 
  • you blush again realising that your crush likes you back feeling ecstatic and so happy
  • you were completely over the moon
  • “y/n? earth to y/n?” guanlin said softly while waving his hand in front of your face did you see what i did there ;)
  • “oh sorry, i was just thinking but what’s up?” you say as casually as possible trying not to blurt your confession out
  • internally you decided just to leave it until the end of the trip and you could tell him then
  • “oh i was just going to say, you should sleep you’re exhausted i know how much you studied for those exams.” he said in a caring and loving tone making your heart flutter
  • “thanks guanlin i will” you sweetly reply 
  • “by the way if you want to sleep on my shoulder it’s fine, it’s actually really comfy” he says blushing make you feel all giddy 
  • and you nod and smile back at him and lean your head on his shoulder and before you knew it you were asleep
  • you woke up and went through all the security regulations
  • sungwoon the whole time was talking about all the places we should go 
  • “we should go to taipei 101!! apparently the view is amazing and plus i need more aesthetic pictures for my instagram”
  • “gosh sungwoon could you get any more superficial” minhyun said teasingly
  • “hey! i’m not the one who stares at the mirror all day and tell myself how handsome i am?!” sungwoon retorted
  • “no i don’t, i clean the mirrors not admire myself in them, but you always do that and so does jinyoung, eh and jihoon occasionally” minhyun replied nonchalantly
  • “why the hell are you bringing us into your argument?!” jinyoung and jihoon chorused
  • “it’s trueeee” daehwi adding cutely
  • “guys we’re holding up the line hurry the hell up, do the bickering later” woojin said rolling his eyes at his friends
  • you laugh at all their petty arguments thinking they’re adorable but knowing they all love each other so much
  • you guys arrive at the hotel and you’re so happy because you’re the only one who doesn’t have to share a room because you’re the only girl
  • you all end up showering, getting dressed and settling in and it was already dinner time
  • all the guys gathered in your room, everyone trying to decide what they want to eat, which just ends up as one huge argument
  • “i want fried chicken!!” jihoon said brightly 
  • “yah! are you crazy we’re in taipei and you want fried chicken??!” exclaimed jisung continued saying
  • “we’re supposed eat the regional food you know, like dumplings”
  • “ooo could we go to like some bubble tea place” daehwi said excitedly
  • “we need to eat dinner you know, i’d like to have some seafood, or sushi, i’m craving sushi” minhyun added 
  • “can’t we eat noodles?” woojin whined
  • “i want noodles as well!!” agreed sungwoon 
  • “well after dinner i want ice cream!” jinyoung said like a 5 year old
  • “i want to eat meat” seongwoo and jaehwan shouted adding to the bickering and to the noise level
  • “i just want a sandwich with ketchup and a beer” daniel said seriously
  • making all of us turn to him in wtf are you saying look
  • which resulted him into shrugging “what it tastes good??”
  • “EVERYONE WE’LL GO TO ONE OF THE NIGHT MARKETS OKAY??!!” 
  • you shouted grabbing everyone’s attention
  • guanlin brightened up at that idea and explained to the group
  • “the night market’s here are amazing!! they’ll definitely have the bubble tea and ice cream, they have this special beef which they light on fire and it tastes sooooo good. they have really good noodles and dumplings and there will be a couple places which serve some sushi, and chicken but probably not a ketchup sandwich sorry daniel hyung” he ended with a cheeky smile at daniel
  • to which daniel responded by pouting and crossing his arms like a child
  • “great idea y/n, gosh if you haven’t suggested that we’d be here for hours” jisung said gratefully smiling at you
  • you smiled back and said “chop chop come on people!”
  • the night markets were super fun, all of you ate so much, bought clothes and different souvenirs and items
  • there was a few times when someone went missing but in the end it was one of the best nights of your life
  • you got matching sunglasses with guanlin
  • “put these on, you’ll look so swag” you said teasingly handing him the sunglasses
  • “oh gosh stop i said swag one time and you’re gonna tease me forever” he groaned while putting on the sunglasses
  • “damn you look good” you said appreciatively and he blushed cutely
  • he also puts it on you and you model it for him and he laughs and says
  • “you look gorgeous with them, you always look gorgeous though so not much difference” he said feeling brave but instantly hating himself for saying it
  • cursing himself why why why did i say that???? i probably made it sooo awkward
  • you feel extremely happy he said that but also super flustered and you stutter out a quick thank you
  • he quickly defuses the situation by buying the two sunglasses but the cashier makes it worse by saying
  • “aw such a cute couple item!!” 
  • you and him look at each other super embarrassed but you couldn’t help your huge smile and you look at him where you can see him smiling broadly 
  • and feeling a burst of courage you lightly hold his hand and say thank you to the cashier
  • he looks at you in shock and you give him a shy smile
  • you tug at his hand and you both joined the group 
  • woojin was the only one noticing you guys holding hands in the group of crowded people and whispered into guanlin’s ear knowing he hadn’t confessed yet
  • “take her to the rooftop pool, it’s heated and it’ll be a perfect place to confess to her, if you book it late at night it’ll only cost about $50” 
  • $50 you rich boi i’m broke af 
  • guanlin blushes at the thought of you in a swimsuit and confessing to you
  • teenage boys am i right? but he’s still a cutie
  • he thanks woojin gratefully and woojin just says “anytime little bro”
  • “i’m taller than you” guanlin says laughing softly
  • “details, details, details” woojin waved him off and left you two alone
  • you didn’t notice them talking admiring the colourful stalls and all the wonderful smells
  • anyways everyone went back to their rooms with a huge smile, you couldn’t sleep because of the time difference so when around 12 someone knocked on your door you opened it and saw guanlin 
  • you were in pyjama shorts, a loose t shirt and your hair back messily with a green face mask on 
  • even then guanlin thought you looked stunning 
  • you felt so embarrassed at your appearance and said “what are you doing here so late?”
  • “uhhhh i want to show you somewhere, wear a swimsuit, we’re going swimming” he says in the most confident tone he can muster
  • your heart races and you say to him “i’ll be right back, make yourself comfortable”
  • you quickly wash off the face mask put on your swimsuit and a flowy dress over it, and grab a towel
  • you see guanlin sprawled over your bed and you hit him lightly 
  • “oh that was quick let’s go” he says 
  • you head up to the rooftop and you gasp as you see the huge pool
  • it was an infinity pool, looking over all of taipei and no one was there
  • you took off your dress and set your towel down on one of the seat feeling a bit self conscious you wrap your arms around your waist
  • you head towards the pool and you dip your foot, relaxing when it was nice and warm
  • guanlin just stared at you the whole time, feeling super happy that you liked the pool, also admiring how gorgeous you were, promising to buy woojin a meal for the suggestion
  • he took off his shirt and set it down near your stuff
  • you look at the beautiful view and you turn your head around in shock and happiness and face guanlin
  • your cheeks heat up as you see him shirtless showing off his toned body, you ignore all the butterflies and you say to guanlin “this must of cost a lot, to book the pool out??!!” you exclaim
  • “who said i booked it?” he says cheekily 
  • “the sign where it says booked” you retorted snorting
  • not answering he cannonballs into the pool drenching you head to toe
  • you look at him in disbelief and he just smirks back making you scream
  • “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU LAI GUANLIN!!”
  • you equally cannonball into the pool splashing him
  • before you could process what was happening
  • he grabbed your waist and as an automated reaction you wrapped your legs around his torso and your arms around his neck
  • and suddenly you were eye to eye, noses nearly touching and guanlin smiles your favourite gummy smile 
  • “if you haven’t noticed, i like you a lot, and i know i make my mistakes and i have my flaws but y/n will you be my girlfriend” he whispers intimately but nervously
  • you couldn’t help yourself but gently press your pink wet lips on his soft ones
  • feeling like fireworks were going off in your stomach as he gently kissed you again and again
  • until you were both breathless
  • you loved the kisses they were slow and sweet just like you two
  • you realise you didn’t actually reply to his confession so you say sweetly
  • “of course i’ll be your girlfriend guanlin, we’ll get through everything together like we always have.”
  • “thank you for making this an amazing night” he says softly while kissing your forehead
  • “no thank you for making these unforgettable memories with me” you say in reply still feeling amazing at the fact you were guanlin’s girlfriend
  • you both stare at the gorgeous city sky line with his arm wrapped around your shoulder and you leaning into his chest he whispers into your ear
  • “this is our night, our memories, always and forever” 

sorry this took so long to make!! my draft didn’t save so i had to retype a lot. also it was so hard to find a gif suited for this scenario cause like do i do gummy smile guanlin, or super cool guanlin. i chose gummy smile guanlin. CAUSE I LOVE HIS SMILES. like tbh guanlin is so nice to write for idek why. ANYWAYS hope you enjoyed the fluff, as always leave me a message or an anon for feedback or just to text!

I wish we could hurry up get through this bullshit of being apart and start our lives together. Instead of snuggling your hoodie and laying my head on your pillow with my tears covering it, I wish I was snuggling you with my head on your chest because I sleep so much better with you. Instead of falling asleep on the phone, I wish I was falling asleep to your kisses. Instead of waking up to your text, I wish I was waking up to your perfect little smile. Instead of your tooth brush sitting in the holder in the same spot where you left it, I wish I was yelling at you because you left it out on the counter. Instead of my floor being clean, I wish it was covered with your clothes because you never pick up after yourself. Instead, of eating pizza rolls and having them all to myself, I wish I was able to give you the last one because I know you really want it. Instead of having my whole bathroom to get ready, I wish you were kicking me out and making me use the small mirror so you can use the big one (even though you don’t need it because you are already beautiful without makeup) Instead of watching movies on FaceTime, I wish we were arguing over the remote and who gets to pick what show we watch. Instead of eating whatever I want for dinner, I wish we were taking hours trying to decide what to eat since you always say “i don’t care” Instead of having my bed to myself, I wish I was sharing it with you and falling off the edge since you take up so much space. In stead of being apart I wish I was there or you were here. Instead of being 600 miles apart I wish we were getting on each other’s nerves from being together so much. I wish I was with you, living our dysfunctional but yet perfect life together

Workout 2.0 (m)

 inspired by this post

Word count: 4,005  of pure filth

Warning: Oral, dirty talk, explicit mentions of cum

continuation of Workout which can be found here!

Summary: In which Jeon Jeongguk mistakenly uses a Fleshlight as a sock.


“Noona, I’m sorry.”

“This isn’t something that can be fixed with a simple apology, you brat. Do you know how close Se Jung was to seeing that picture? If I’d been a second slower she would have seen it, and then what? I’ll be fired!!!”

Jeon Jeongguk looks appropriately guilty as he stares down at his lap, and he can’t bring himself to meet your gaze as you pace about the small walk in wardrobe adjoining the dance studio. Seeing him like this, so small and unconfident of himself, is a change from the usual cocky little maknae who struts around bullying his hyungs to no end. Watching him fiddle with the skin around his fingernails, you sigh in resignation.

“Well at least your face is kinda blurry. It could easily have been Minhyuk oppa.” 

Jeongguk perks up immediately. “Wait, what? Why would Minhyuk ‘oppa’ send you a dick pic? I thought you two broke up ages ago… and I’m 101% sure he’s way smaller than me anyway.”

You roll your eyes in disgust at his blatant show of confidence. “It’s not the size Kook, it’s how you use it that matters. Anyway, that’s not the point. You can’t keep sending me dick pics every time you’re horny! Do you realise how risky this is? I could lose my job!! And then how am I going to pay off my mountain load of uni debt?”

“Well, it got you here in under 5 minutes didn’t it?” When you shoot him a withering glare, Jeongguk reaches for your hand, stroking over your knuckles in a soothing manner. “Relax noona, I won’t do it again. How about we come up with a code? Like ‘The carrot stick has risen’ or ‘McKook in the house’?”

“What?! I’m not giving your dick a nickname!!” You hastily lower your voice when you remember that the other boys are still outside currently running through their concert choreo. “Even if your dick does resemble a carrot stick.”

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Confidence // Kim Seokjin

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the prompt: could you please do a prince!seokjin fluffy scenario? au i used: “my parents are hosting a royal ball with neighboring monarchs and you noticed me, heir to the throne, shoving food into a bag to steal.”

words: 4425

category: fluff

author note: seokjin deserves all the love in the world i hope he knows how loved he is.

- destinee

Originally posted by jinmini

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Rehabilitating A Broken Heart (3)

Bucky x Reader AU

Summary: Bucky Barnes is an arrogant asshole. He loves parties, girls, and having everything revolve around him. After a horrific car accident that causes him to lose his arm, he’s sent to physical rehabilitation where he meets Y/n, a spunky, takes no shit, physical therapist that has Cerebral Palsy. There, a strong connection forms and she shows him the ropes of living a normal life with a disability.

Word Count: 1.4k+

Warnings: swearing, mentions of suicide, bucky’s insecure and stubborn, y/n will be introduced in the next part!

PART 1 PART 2

READ AUTHOR’S NOTE AT THE END, THANK YOU!

Chapter 3: Coming Home & Looking In the Mirror

A handful of days after I woke up in the hospital, I was allowed to go home. As it turns out, the doctors put me in a medically induced coma to prevent any further damage to my body that might’ve happened post-surgery, and I was under for a week and a half. After a few routine tests and checkups from the team of doctors and nurses, I was allowed to go home, and I’ve never been so relieved. The doctors want to see me again in another two weeks since I’d be starting physical therapy soon.

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Michael Jackson and His Children


The Jacksons were ideal house guests.

When they came, I asked my staff if they would need to work harder with three more kids in the house.

They said there isn’t any extra effort.

Michael’s kids clean their own rooms, make up their beds, polish the mirrors, and take care of everything.

Each and every morning, their first chore after breakfast was to clean their room.

When I mentioned it to Michael, he simply replied:

“That’s the way I bring up my kids.”

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BJJm9RzhX7T/?hl=en

★*゚‘゚・Mirrors (2008)

these are quotes from the thriller/horror film ‘mirrors’. triggers may be present.

❝ I’m sorry… I… I… I wasn’t trying to get away… ❞
❝ No, please don’t… ❞
❝ You shaved?  ❞
❝ Sorry, I’m late… Have you been waiting long? ❞
❝ You need a place to stay? ❞
❝ Anyway, you know you are always welcome to stay at our house.❞
❝ How are things going between the two of you?  ❞
❝ Do you know the Mayflower on West 38th Street?  ❞
❝  …You have reached ________. I am not available to take your call. Please leave a message and I will get back to you as soon as I can.  ❞
❝ Thank God you didn’t show up any later. This place gives me the chills at night. … No electricity, and all these mirrors…   ❞
❝ You know, I live in, Brooklyn near a Jewish neighborhood, and when someone dies, they cover all the mirrors in their house.  ❞
❝ They say it’s to keep the soul of the dead from being trapped in the mirrors… ❞
❝ Believe it or not, there’s always a bit of truth in any superstition. Am I right?  ❞
❝ He was completely obsessed with these damn mirrors. He’d spend the entire night polishing them.  ❞
❝ I was wounded during a holdup… It kind of changed my perspective on things. ❞
❝ Grandpa says there are ghosts in the store… Is that true?  ❞
❝ Fuck… ❞
❝ Sometimes they make mistakes, ______. It happens…   ❞
❝ Grown-ups don’t make mistakes. Only little children do.  ❞
❝ What is that?  ❞
❝ Does he deserve his birthday present?  ❞
❝ I’m good, very good… What time will ______ be back?❞
❝ Do you want me to fix you a snack?  ❞
❝ Duh, open it stupid!  ❞
❝ _____, can I talk to you, in private?  ❞
❝ I already asked you not to drop by without calling, didn’t I?  ❞
❝ I don’t need your calls in the middle of the night. I’m better off without them.  ❞
❝  Look at yourself. You’re still carrying around so much of that anger.  ❞
❝ I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to yell at you… Things could be so different between us.  ❞
❝ I wasn’t planning on staying.   ❞
❝ What are you looking at? ❞
❝ Come on, you’ve been looking at yourself for more than half an hour. You never used to be so vain.  ❞
❝ You can’t avoid them. They’re everywhere… ❞
❝ The mirrors… In the department store, at every street corner, in the windows of every fucking building in this city. I feel like I’m not the one looking into the mirrors, but rather they’re looking at me.  ❞
❝ You need a drink.  ❞
❝ Don’t you think you’re being a little bit paranoid?  ❞
❝ Mirrors are just glass and silver, ______….  ❞
❝ I’ve just been through the craziest day here… No kidding! Your ex-colleagues came to pay us a visit…  ❞
❝ Did they mention the cause of death?  ❞
❝ Damn… What is happening to me?  ❞
❝ Are you OK? What’s happening? What are you doing here?  ❞
❝ I need you to do me a favor…  ❞
❝ I need to find out how he died…  ❞
❝ You are no longer a cop, ______. This isn’t your business anymore.  ❞
❝ …Seven years of bad luck.  ❞
❝ You’re not even allowed to be here. I could get fired for this.  ❞
❝ What is happening to you? What is all this supposed to mean?  ❞
❝ Don’t you find it strange that this mirror doesn’t reflect an exact image of reality?  ❞
❝ Look at the piece of mirror in his hand. In the reflection of the mirror it’s covered in blood, and look- in reality, it’s clean. Not a drop of blood…  ❞
❝ What if the mirrors were showing us something different?  ❞
❝ What if the mirrors were reflecting something that goes beyond reality?  ❞ 
❝ OK… This is way over my head. I don’t have time for your barfly theories.   ❞
❝ You should go home and get some rest. This guy probably just killed himself because he couldn’t live with himself anymore. It happens to thousands of people, you know…   ❞
❝ Amy called me today, she’s worried about you. What’s happening, _____? ❞
❝ I need this job, I need the money. I’m not going to sleep on your couch for the  rest of my life!  ❞
❝ He would spend hours looking at himself… ❞
❝ To look at oneself too much is a sin. A terrible sin. Do you know sir, in the Garden of Eden in order to seduce Eve, Satan did not keep the appearance of a snake… Satan reproduced the young woman’s traits in such a way that Eve would only see and listen to the image of herself… As in a mirror. ❞
❝ I’m _____ …. _____? I’m right he– …❞
❝ There… In the mirror…  ❞
❝ I think maybe I’m losing my mind.  ❞
❝ Be careful… Love you. ❞
❝ Come take a look for yourself.  ❞
❝  He won’t stop here. I know him, he won’t stop until he finds who did this to her.  ❞ 
❝ What kind of friend are you? You are using him.  ❞
❝ You have to see someone _____. You cannot stay in this situation any longer. You need help, psychological support.  ❞
❝ I don’t want to put them in any danger.  ❞
❝ I’ve got things I need to deal with.  ❞
❝ Why did you do it? WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER?
❝ What is it you want? What do you want from me? ANSWER ME! WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?!  
❝ He doesn’t want me to talk about him.  ❞
❝ He lives in the mirror in our room.  ❞
❝ Did your father talk to you about the mirrors?   ❞
❝ You know, _______, when one starts to perceive one’s own reflection as a completely separate being, one is suddenly confronted with two entirely separate egos, two entirely separate worlds that can surface at any give moment-   ❞
❝ In order to… to destroy the mirrors. Only fire can destroy a mirror, isn’t that right, _______?  ❞
❝ What made you want to destroy those mirrors, Terrence?  ❞
❝ For what reason? Why would mirrors want to kill your family?  ❞
❝ I’m doing it to protect you.  ❞
❝ Do you mind telling me what the hell you’re doing?  ❞
❝ You have to trust me _______, I’m not completely crazy… These mirrors are dangerous. At first, I thought it was only the ones at the store, but now I know they can get you anywhere.  ❞
❝ What are you doing with that gun… Put it down, BEN… PUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW!  ❞
❝ You’re still alive, aren’t you?  ❞
❝ There’s something in the house… Something in the mirrors.   ❞
❝ Anyplace is gonna have mirrors or windows… Anything you can see your self in is dangerous. ❞
❝ I’m sorry about everything I’ve put you through… I didn’t want to…  ❞
❝ You’re not a journalist, are you? What do you want?  ❞
❝ If you don’t help me I may lose the only thing that matters to me.  ❞
❝ Tell me why are the mirrors from the old hospital so determined to find you?  ❞
❝ You’re coming with me, now.  ❞
❝ Answer! God damn it… Answer the phone… ❞
❝ Something’s wrong over there, ______ is not answering.  ❞     

Myers-Briggs Types Shower Headcanons
  • ISTJ: Showers just as long as they need to. Uses store-brand 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner. Everything has its place in the shower.
  • INTJ: Uses very hot water. How do they survive. Tell me your secrets
  • INFJ: Stands on drain and watches water pool around their feet. Takes two-hour showers. Thinks about the meaning of their existence as the steam builds.
  • ISFJ: Has a gazillion Bath and Body Works products. Sings and dances to Vocaloid and Disney songs that they play on a little speaker.
  • ESTJ: ALWAYS asks everyone else in the house if they need to use the bathroom first. You BETTER NOT need it when I'm in the middle of my shower. Don't come in. It's mine now. Bye.
  • ENTJ: They are ethereal beings who do not need to shower. Showers do not fit into their schedule. They probably shed their skin like a snake or some shit.
  • ENFJ: Uses bar soap. Prefers baths but never has time for them. Is the nice guy who always cleans out the drain.
  • ESFJ: Night showers. Stands in there for twenty minutes and then forgets to actually put on soap in the first place.
  • ESFP: Listens to electronic music while showering. Very hot water. Doodles in the mirror-fog.
  • ESTP: Shaves without shaving cream, just the razor, so hardcore. Flirts with themselves in the mirror while waiting for water to warm up. Slips a lot in the shower.
  • ENFP: Makes up songs as they shower, but always forgets to write them down later. Faces the water stream while showering. Night showers.
  • ENTP: Either takes 5 showers a day or forgets to shower for a week. Talks to themselves. Brushes teeth in the shower.
  • INTP: Enjoys listening to the water running. Once tried to read while showering. Uses showers as a coping mechanism for stress.
  • INFP: Did not shower for six weeks after seeing Psycho. You know, for safe measures. Now that they shower, they sing anime theme songs and face the stream of water.
  • ISTP: Always locks the bathroom door when going into the shower, even if they're alone. Nobody knows why. Uses a washcloth.
  • ISFP: Showers in the middle of the day. Showers with back against the stream of water. Hums while showering.
Wild Wild West

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam

Word Count: 1,634

Warnings: implied smut, Half of this is basically how good Dean looks in a cowboy suit so that is definitely a warning

Request by @gabbie7-11: Hi could you do a Dean X reader where the reader and Dean cast and Sam go back in time in the old west you know cowboys Indians demons that kind of fun stuff I just got the idea that’s all I have sorry I leave this request in your capable imaginative talented hands.

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Originally posted by savingpeoplegiffingthings

“Are you sure you can do this, Cas?” You asked, looking at the Angel with worry. You and the gang were going back in time to stop a demon. This demon is at its weakest back in the Wild West times and Cas said that he would be able to transport you, Sam and Dean, including himself, back in time to stop it.

“Yes, I am fully capable to send you back. Don’t worry, I will be coming along with you so I can grab you and bring you back here.” He said, knowing what he was doing.

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anonymous asked:

Drabble 1 with Diana Prince (Wonder Woman)? Please?

1. “I need a place to stay.”

Diana walked out of the bathroom, her towel around her neck. She had had enough of the day. Not only had she had a shitty day at her day job but she’d had a fight with you.

She hated fighting with you. You were her best friend…who she may or may not have romantic feelings for. 

But that was besides the point. 

Diana changed from her bathrobe to the pajamas. Then she got ready for bed. 

But around 11 she heard a knock at her door. 

She cautiously walked up to her front door. She wasn’t expecting anyone, and couldn’t think of anyone who’d visit so late. Diana peered through the peephole only to see a wet and dirty looking (y/n) on the other side. 

Diana immediately opened the door. “(y/n) what happened are you alright?”

You nodded, not looking at her. “Can I stay here? My place was raided by thugs and I don’t think I can spend the night there.”

Diana stepped aside to let you in. “Of course, you always have a home here (y/n).”

You gave her a quick nod and walked inside. Diana closed the door and hurried into her room to get you a tshirt and maybe some sweats. You needed something dry and clean. Diana returned to where she’d left you and handed you the clothes. 

You thanked her and went directly to the hall bathroom. You changed and looked at yourself in the mirror. You knew you had to apologize to her. 

So you walked out and found Diana in the kitchen, making tea. 

“To help you calm down,” she said. “I want to know everything that happened. Were you hurt?”

You shook your head and sat down at the kitchen island. “No, they were gone when I arrived.” You finally looked her in the eye. “Listen, Diana I’m sorry for our fight today I shouldn’t have-”

“It’s fine (y/n), it doesn’t matter. What matters is that you’re okay,” she said and smiled. 

You smiled back. “I don’t know what I would do without you.”