my mind loves to lie to me

[10 Things I Hate About You]

I hate the way you talk to me
And the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare

I hate your big dumb combat boots
And the way you read my mind
I hate you so much that it makes me sick
It even makes me ryhme

I hate the way you’re always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
Even worse when you make me cry

I hate the way you’re not around
And the fact that you didn’t call
But mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you
Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

There aren’t many people I would cry for, lie for, die for. There aren’t many people I would lose my whole fucking mind for. It’s so damn rare you really have to try for it. But you straight up cut the line for it.
i love you, i hate you rp meme
  • “feeling used, but i’m still missing you”
  • “just wanna feel your kiss against my lips”
  • "i can’t see the end of this”
  • “it hurts me every time i see you”
  • "all this time is passing by, and i still can’t seem to tell you why”
  • “i hate you”
  • “i love you”
  • “i hate that i love you”
  • “i realise how much i need you”
  • "you want her, you need her”
  • “i don’t want to, but i can’t put nobody else above you.”
  • “and i will never be her.”
  • “i miss you when i can’t sleep.”
  • “i still got sands in my sweater from nights we don’t remember.”
  • “fucked around and got attached to you.”
  • “do you miss me like i miss you?”
  • “you wouldn’t like that shit.”
  • "friends can break your heart too.”
  • “i’m always tired, but never of you.”
  • “i got these feelings but you never mind that shit.”
  • “you’re still in love with me, but your friends don’t know.”
  • “i don’t mean no harm.”
  • “you ever wonder what we could’ve been?”
  • “if you wanted me, you would just say so.”
  • “you say you wouldn’t and you fucking did.”
  • “lie to me.”
  • “lie with me.”
  • “if i were you i would never let me go,”
  • “now all my drinks and my feelings are all fucking mixed.”
  • “i know that i control my thoughts”
  • “always missing people that i shouldn’t be missing.”
  • “i guess this is moving on.”
  • “i should stop reminiscing.”
  • “i learned from my dad it’s good to have feelings.”
  • “sometimes you gotta burn some bridges just to create some distance”
  • “everyone i do right does me wrong”
  • “all alone, i watch you watch her”
  • “you don’t care, you never did”
  • “she’s the only girl you ever see”
  • “how is it you never notice that you are slowly killing me?”
  • “you don’t give a damn about me”

*feel free to change the words to fit your muse!

Believing he loved me when he never admitted it was the biggest lie I ever let my heart tell my mind. He wasn’t the one to shatter me, my own imagination was the one to blame.
—  Lauren Eloria
Writing Prompts 2.0

So I’m doing this again because my phone is broken and I’ve lost all the progress I’ve made on A Winchester (3). So send in a character and number and I’ll write a drabble. 


1. “Is that what you’re doing? Trying to make me to hate you?”
2. “I’ve been in love with you my entire life.” 
3. “I’m not happy here.” 
4. “If he’s going to treat you like shit I’m going to kick his ass.” 
5. “I just want to cuddle and watch Friends.” 
6. “You’re hiding something from me.”
7. “If I die, I’m going to haunt your ass.” 
8. “I want my best friend back.”
9.  “You better have a good reason for waking me up at the ass-crack of dawn.”
10. “I don’t know what I did to deserve you.” 
11. “A wedding?”
12. “I just want to be alone right now.” 
13. “Don’t you dare to ever do that again!”
14. “Where would someone hide in a town like this?” 
15. “If I ever see you anywhere near her, you’ll have to deal with me!”
16. “I thought you were a dream come true.” 
17. “Everyone keeps telling me you’re the bad guy.”
18. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
19. “I made a mistake.” 
20. “H-How long have you been standing there?” 
21. “You can’t break my heart like this!”
22. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.” 
23. “The skirt is supposed to be this short.” 
24. “I’ve moved on.” 
25. “This is why you don’t ever have any shirts to wear.” 
26. “Run, and don’t ever look back.” 
27. “The three seconds rule doesn’t apply to sticky foods.”
28. “I think I’m in love with you, and I’m terrified.” 
29. “Please, don’t give up on me.” 
30. “When are you going to realize that I don’t care?”
31. “I may be an idiot but I’m your idiot.”
32. “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”
33. “Fuck…I feel I’ve been hit by a car.”
34. “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”
35. “I know that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
36. “i;m tired of being your secret.”
37. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly it seems quite dangerous.”
38. “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”
39. “Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”
40."Who gave you that black eye?!”
41. “After everything you did, you’re asking ME to apologize for snapping at you ONCE?”
42. “I miss her so damn much, and it’s killing me that she’s gone!”
43. “What the hell are you doing here?! I told you I never wanted to see you again!”
44. “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”
45. “Are you drunk?”
46. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes”
47. “You got her pregnant?! What were you thinking?”
48. “It’s OK baby, I’m here for you.” 
49. “You say the nastiest things when you’re angry, so yes, I’m walking away from you now.
50. “I’m starting an idiot jar. Any time you do or say anything idiotic, you have to put at least a dollar in it—more depending on how stupid the thing that you said or did was.”
51. “My parents asked about you.”
52.“Oh, gosh, you’ve insulted me! What ever shall I do? I’ll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!”
53. “You haven’t even touched your food. What’s going on?”
54. “Do you need me to get anything from the store?”
55. “They say I’m in here because I’m crazy, I think I’m crazy because I’m in here.”
56. “You’re hurting me, let me go.” 
57. “If you don’t want to talk about what happened, then say so. Don’t just lie and say it’s fine.”
58. “I was going to kiss him, but then my friend texted me about going to Taco Bell, and, well, there’s this cashier that works there who is way cuter, so I bailed on the rest of the date.”
59. “Don’t say you love me.”
60. “It’s a hobby of mine to prove you wrong.”

Masterlist ~ My Babies

Damon x Reader:

I Can Hear You – (smut) You catch Damon Masturbating in the bathroom

I’ll Get You – (fluff) Damon wins you over by being sweet

A Reason – (fluff) You come back to Mystic Falls to see everyone gone but Damon.

Revenge Served Hot – (fluff, smut) Damon and you had an argument resulting you to wearing lingerie around the house to mess with him

Tortured – (fluff, angst) Julian tortures you and turns you before Damon can save you

Too Long – (smut) Damon finds you moaning his name after he’s been gone

Happy Valentine’s Day – (fluff, implied smut) Spending Valentine’s Day with Damon

Red Riding Hood – (smut) Your are the grown up red riding hood.

Be With Me – (smut) Damon cannot bear the thought of you with Lucien (Lucien x Reader as well)

Extracurricular Activities – Your sexual rendezvous with your boyfriend, Damon, in school premises or what not

Class Work – (smut)

Homework – (smut)

Keep Quiet, Please – (smut)

Cheer Practice – (smut)

Little Damon – (fluff) Damon and your baby together

Little Damon.. Number Two? – (fluff)

Foggy – (smut) steamy shower with Damon 

All Is Forgiven – (smut, angst, fluff) You and Damon fought and you walked out.

Sex You – (smut) strip teasing for Damon

Through the Phone – (smut) phone sex with Damon

The Art of Persuasion – (fluff) you’re playing hard to get when you met him

Prom – (smut) Damon convinces you to go to Prom and you two get a bit flustered

Happy New Year! – (smut) Damon and you have sex on new year’s eve night (this has Steroline)

Distracted – (smut) hunter!reader x Damon where she distracts Damon

Behave (Distracted Part Two) – (smut) Damon meets reader’s family, this is a crossover ;)

Need Any Help – (fluff, smut) plus sized!reader x Damon where reader is caught pleasing herself by Damon himself.

Taste of Immortality – (fluff, light smut) You grew up with the Salvatores and falling for Damon

Our Forever – (fluff) Spending forever with Damon

I’ll Make Love To You – (smut) You have a nightmare and you have your first with him

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Two) – (smut) hide and seek and car sex

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Three) – (smut) first time face sitting

I’ll Make Love To You (Part Four) – (smut) Damon massages you

Frisky – (smut) Human!Damon 1864!Damon I mean what else can I say?

Baby It’s Cold Outside – (smut) sex in front of the fireplace

This Isn’t About Me – (smut) Birthday smut ;)

Caught – (smut) You caught him pleasing himself

Caught (Part Two) – (smut) angry sex

Caught (Part Three) – (smut) drunk sex

Please, Professor – (smut) Au!Damon and you break the sexual tension with professor

Let’s… Party? – (smut) Sexual tension during a party so you do it in an empty room

Stop It – (smut) Damon touching you in public so you gotta home and yeah

Passing Time – (smut) Damon distracting you as you studied

Finders Keepers – (smut) Damon being your first

Intertwined – (smut) Au!-ish Damon being tall and reader being small and might get lost in big crowds

Me, You Dick – (smut) It’s a long as story where reader is a necromancer and the last part’s pretty much the smut lol

Moving On – (smut) when Elena died, things just changed for the ‘mystic gang’ and the reader

It Has Always Been You – (smut) Damon just wanted to take his mind of off the doppelgängers [first smut posted]

Dean x Reader:

Come Back Home – (angst, fluff) When you two realize home is with each other.

House Fights – (angst, fluff) Couples always fight and but things can get better.

It’s Okay – (fluff) A hunt made you emotionally drained and Dean cheered you up.

Couch Memories – (smut) When you and Dean has the whole place to yourselves.

You Can Do Better – (angst, fluff, smut) Fic based on Drake’s song Marvin’s Room

Saving the Ball – (smut) You’re a volleyball player and Dean gets turned on you wearing short spandex

To The Batmobile – (fluff, implied smut) You’re a huge Batman fan and Dean surprises you on your birthday

Adore you – (fluff, implied smut) You were adopted by John but you grew feelings for Dean

Happy Valentine’s Day – (fluff, implied smut) Spending Valentine’s Day with Dean

New Meetings – (smut) You’re Claire’s friend and you meet the Winchesters

My Sweetheart – (fluff, smut) you’re pregnant with bad hormones and Dean helps you

The Only Omega – (fluff, smut) Alpha!Dean x Omega!Reader

Loud Noises – (fluff, smut) You’re afraid of the thunder and Dean calms you down

Sleep Tight – (fluff, smut) You didn’t want to sleep with Dean because you were afraid that he’d find out you snore

Birthday Treat –(smut) Happy Birthday Dean!

Personal Bodyguard (Part One) – after recent events your father gets you a personal body guard

Part Two – (fluff)

Part Three – (fluff, light smut)

Part Four – (fluff, smut, angst)

Part Five – (angst, fluff)

End – (fluff, smut)

Epilogue – (fluff)

Relax – (smut) Dean fucks you everywhere in the house

I Got You – (smut) phone sex with Dean then the real thing

The Lines – (smut and fluff) Dean see’s reader’s cutting and her scars

I’m Home, Sweetheart – (smut and fluff) Dean gets back from purgatory

Tenerife Sea – (smut and fluff) fic based on Ed Sheeran’s song

The Real Thing – (smut) you get pregnant but you and Dean are only FWB

Touch Me And My Dirty Mind – (smut) based on songs by 3OH!3

Roadhouse Lovers – (smut) reader and Dean are introduced by Jo

Coming Down – (smut, angst) song based on the song by Halsey

Holiday and Mistletoe – (smut, fluff) plus size!reader and Dean celebrating Christmas

I Miss the Misery – (smut, angst) fic based on the song by Halestorm

Highway To Hell – (smut, fluff) second installment, based on the song by ACDC

Love the Way You Lie – (smut, angst) fic based on the song by Eminem

Belts and Ties – (smut) Dean using belts and ties on you

Do You Remember Me? – (fluff) this is also a Sebastian Stan fic (crossover)

Do You Remember Me? (Part Two) – (smut) second installment

Keep Me Warm – (fluff) Chubby Dean! :3

New In Town – (series) AU!Dean where you are new in town and you meet Dean in one of your part time jobs.

Feeling At Home (Part 2) – (fluff) Second installment

That’s Why (Part 3) – (fluff and making out) Third Installment

Something To Celebrate (Part 4) – (fluff and smut) Fourth Installment

I’ve Had Enough – (smut) jealous Dean being dominant

Bookshelf – (smut) You’re a nerd and Dean loves that

The Demon In Me – (smut with demon!Dean) You are a tag along hunter turned demon and you accompany demon Dean

Kitten Turned Tiger – (fluff) Reader is emotionally stable.

Study Habits – (smut) teen!dean and you studying

Beg – (smut) Dean and you were doing a begging ‘game-ish’

Come On – (smut) Reader is studying too much according to Dean

Stay Here – (smut) sick Dean, what more?

Watch With Me – (smut) Au!Dean in college where you two watch TV in the dorm’s TV room together

It’s Not Everyday  – (fluff) Reader is Bobby’s daughter who graduated college and wants to hunt with the brothers now

Starting Today  – (smut) Second Installment to It’s Not Everyday

Her Other Side  – (smut) Reader blushes all the time at the slightest things and Dean was proved she has another side, if you know what I mean

Oh, Really Now?  – (smut) possessive Dean but there’s kind of a plot twist

The Demon Angel  – (fluff) This is the first installment. Idk I loved my idea go read it

His Demon Angel  – (smut) This is the second installment

Your Demon Angel – (smut) Third installment

My Demon Angel – (fluff) Fourth installment. This is also Lucifer!Cas x Reader

And You Knew  – (demon!dean smut) Dean needs to be cured and the reader was the reason why

Wanna Christen the Bed? – (smut) title says it all

Sic'em Boy – (smut) reader being able to control hellhounds… and Dean

Getting Back – (au!smut) reader and Dean after a breakup

Damon x Reader x Dean:

Figment – (fluff) AU! where they’re characters in your book that came to life

Wishes – (smut) AU! You got your birthday wish from your best friends

Dean x Reader x Sam (No Wincest):

Two Sides – (smut) Demon!Dean x Reader x Soulless!Sam need I say more?

Temptation – (smut) brothers x child of Aphrodite!Reader

Hi Shy – (smut) The brothers help virgin!reader through her first

Sandwich – (smut) The brothers show plus sized!reader just how beautiful she is

Laid There – (smut) The boys see you practically naked in bed

Our Little Arrangement – (smut) reader dies, yet again, and the boys made a little arrangements towards their feelings for reader

Sam x Reader:

Let Me Take Care Of You – (fluff, smut) You get hurt and Sam takes care of you

Intentions – (smut) Sam gets jealous and gets dominant

Nightmare Are Dreams Too – (fluff) You are hit with a nightmare spell and Sam breaks it

Baby – (smut) Sammy wants to have a child with reader

Glares – (smut) Sam and reader hate each other and Dean does his best

We Met and We Went – (fluff) Meeting Sam as FBI but then you met again in a hunt

I Wanted – (fluff, smut) reader and Sam smut and reader gets pregnant

More Than That – (fluff, smut) plus sized!reader with Sam

Trying – (fluff) You and Sam are training. No smut, sorry

What was that about? – (smut) no plot lol

Taken Care Of – (smut) Sam and Dean get angry at you and Sam punishes you

Just Like That – (smut) Sam pranked you and you got mad at him

Stefan x Reader:

Only You – (fluff, light smut) Elena is mad that you’re with Stefan

A Thousand Years – (smut) A sappy night with Stefan

Cas x Reader:

My Demon Angel – (fluff) Fourth installment to The Demon Angel series. This is also Lucifer!Cas x Reader

Devil In Disguise – (implied smut) Fic based on Elvis Presley’s song

Fly With Me – (smut and fluff) Cas shows you his wings

Shut It, Angel  – (I wasn’t quite sure I should put this under Cas x Reader because they break up and the brothers cheer you up…) but eh

Towards the End – (smut) endverse!Cas

Gabriel x Reader:

Here For You – (fluff) This is the second part to Shut It, Angel

Chuck x Reader:

A Day In The Life – (fluff, smut) You are living the apple pie life with Chuck

Damon x Reader x Klaus:

In Between Beasts – (smut) You are trapped in a house with these two and fun ensues

Klaus Mikaleson x Reader:

Wanted You – (smut) Dom Klaus, what more?

Elijah Mikaelson x Reader:

Risks – (smut) you have an argument with Elijah when you were reckless

Another Original – (fluff, implied smut) reconnecting with Elijah after centuries of being daggered.

Enzo x Reader:

Rage – (smut) jealous and angry Enzo

Tyler Lockwood x Reader:

Cliché – (smut) You and Tyler admit feelings for each other

Poe Dameron x Reader:

What I See – (fluff, smut) AU!Poe. You’re shy and insecure and he shows what he sees

Safe – (smut) Poe thought that the First Order killed you then you reunite

You’re Mine – (smut) Poe gets all jealous and he becomes possessive of you

Co-Pilot – (smut) You and Poe missed each other after he had to leave for the fight

Negan x Reader:

Hi, I’m Negan – After being alone in the apocalypse you get to meet Negan

Actors:

Ian Somerhalder x Reader:

Living a Normal Life – (fluff) series part one

Part Two – (smut, angst, fluff)

End – (smut, fluff)

You Got It – (fluff, smut) Being with Ian

Jensen Ackles x Reader:

Summer Confessions – (fluff, smut) Young!Jensen where he confessions his feelings for you after your sister’s wedding

We Don’t Talk Anymore – (angst, fluff) Fic based on the song of Charlie Puth and Selena Gomez

Die A Happy Man – (fluff, smut) Fic based on the song of Thomas Rhett

Little Whispers – (fluff, smut) You get Jensen all bothered during a Con

The Only One I Want – (fluff) series part one

Gladly – (fluff) part two

Just Stay Here – (fluff, smut) part three

I’m Ready – (fluff) part four

You’re Too Close – (smut) part five

I Missed You – (fluff and smut) You weren’t able to go to con and Jensen missed you

My Angel – (fluff) Jensen professes his feelings for you

Sebastian Stan x Reader:

Do You Remember Me? – (fluff and light smut) Where he is a demon that’s obsessed with you (Supernatural crossover)

Do You Remember Me? (Part Two) – (smut) second installment

No Pairings:

Supernatural:

 Double Trouble – (fluff) Being Dean’s twin and messing with Sam.

Once Upon A Dragon – (fluff) Dad!Dean to the rescue to his daughter.

Scars To Remember – (fluff) The Winchester boys find out that you cut.

Giant Teddy Bear – (fluff) Child!Reader being under the care of the Winchesters

Moose and Squirrel (Part Two) – (fluff) second installment

That Damn Girl – (fluff) Dean, your best friend, unable to handle your sass and comebacks

Imagines:

Can I Have This Dance (Damon x Reader) & Start Of Something New (Dean x Reader)

The Birds and The Bees (Damon x Reader)

Teddy (Dean x Reader)

Under the Blanket (Dean x Reader)

Where’s Uncle Cas? (Sam x Reader)

Surprise (Jensen x Reader)

Mixing It Up (Damon x Reader)

With Palm Trees And Such (Dean x Reader)

Say My Name (Cas x Reader)

Power’s Out (Damon x Reader)

Sweet Spot (Dean x Reader)

Deepest Darkest Desire (Dean x Reader)

Bundles of Joy (Dean x Reader)

Sure Thing (Bellamy Blake x Reader)

Meet My Boyfriend (Damon x Reader, Supernatural/TVD Crossover)

That’s My Girl (Dean x Reader)

Shorty (Sam x Reader)

Cute Stuff (Kai Parker x Reader)

Confusion (Cas x Reader)

Right Away (Damon x Reader)

A Little Dance (Poe x Reader)

Hades’ Daughter (Supernatural)

Revealed (Damon x Reader)

Anger Management (Damon x Reader)

Award Show (Ian x Reader x Jensen)

Pet Names (Damon x Reader)

Howdy (AU!Dean x Reader)

Your Aid (AU!Damon x Reader)

Eye Trick (Damon x Reader)

Morning and Nights (Damon x Reader) and (Dean x Reader) not related at all.

Why Hello There (Supernatural)

Not Too Bad (Dean x Reader)

Unlikely (Damon x Reader)

It’s On (Damon x Reader)

Pain (Dean x Reader

Others:

Emma and Devin – (smut) a personal request

littlesproutling  asked:

I saw your post where you mentioned different occupations you would have wished for Harry, and when I read your idea that he becomes a thestral breeder, it was like the stars alligned because I just love the image of him running around in comfy sweaters looking after these misunderstood creatures with a bad rep, secluding himself a bit from the busy world and the media. In my mind he wears clogs or rubber boots depending on the weather and there's always a few strands of hay in his hair

not even going to lie, I probably wasn’t 100% serious when I said it back then, but the way you described it just made me genuinely consider it.  

just imagine the daily prophet headline: SAVIOUR OF THE WIZARDING WORLD QUITS AURORS TO BECOME A THESTRAL BREEDER Did The Boy Who Lived go full Lockhart? Will thestrals gain popularity now that Harry Potter himself took them under his wing? see page 3 for a full article! 

(only the quibbler gets an exclusive interview though)

six-word sentences.
  • frankly speaking, i wanna give up.
  • they love me cause i’m hot.   
  • just try to guess the answer.
  • everyone here knows you don’t care.
  • fine, do things your way.
  • i want to be in love.
  • no, i would rather make money.
  • shut up already, i’m not going.
  • because you said that, fuck you!
  • i hate you more than anything.
  • just sit down? let me explain?
  • can i be a little nasty?
  • there’s nothing wrong with being sexual.
  • i want you to like me.
  • don’t you dare lie to me.
  •  i’m way too scared to fall.
  • terrified of my love for you?
  • we were both afraid, shut up.
  • it wasn’t anyone’s fault. not really.
  • life’s too short to care anymore.
  • i dreamt about you last night.
  • really? what did you dream about?
  • i dreamt you chose me instead.
  • how did you become like this?
  • this isn’t any of your business.
  • i’m losing my mind, losing control.
  • you weren’t there! i needed you!
  • please don’t start with me, okay?
  •  why do you always leave me? 
  • this is all we have left.
  • i turned around. you were gone.
  • all i can think about is you.
  • wow, you look like shit today.
  • i called and you didn’t answer.
  • i wanna be a child forever.
  • today, my love is in mourning.  
  • your words felt like sharp knives.
  • “ say something nice or don’t speak. 
Complicated

Characters:  Dean x Reader, Sam 

Summary:  Dean gets a little jealous/turned on watching reader hustle pool.

Word Count:  2200

Warnings:  Smut, Language

Tags are at the bottom.  As always, feedback is welcomed and appreciated.

Originally posted by kissabledeanw

Complicated

I watch her from across the bar, from the booth Sam and I snagged by the wall. She knows my eyes are on her, it’s part of the thrill. It’s her night to hustle pool, she insists on contributing. I know she can handle herself, but I get kinda protective watching her.  

And jealous. I mean, I know it’s part of the con, the way she leans over that table, the way her breasts press together when she lines up a shot. The way she giggles and smiles and teases her marks.  

She told me once that there were two rules for a woman hustling pool. First, make sure the guy you’re hustling feels like he can easily beat you. Building their confidence is key. Second, make them feel like they have a shot at fucking you. Follow those two rules and you’re golden, she said. Every fucking time.

Men underestimate her when she’s in the short skirt and the tank top with plunging neckline. If I’ve learned one thing in this life, it’s never underestimate a woman. She proves the rule. Sam and I always keep a close eye on her, because there’s always that one guy that pushes a little too hard, a little too fast, gets a little too handsy.

She’s never needed us for backup, but it never fails to make my blood boil when they put hands on her. She lets them, it’s part of the game. They’ll wrap an arm around her waist or line up behind her to “help” her with a shot. I know it’s all part of the hustle, but it makes me feel a little crazy. And it makes me horny as fuck.

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Sometimes when people lie to me I just stare at them and I really want to ask, “Is that what you’re going with? You sure you don’t want to try a little harder or maybe try the truth?” But then I’m just so amazed they think I’m that stupid that I just roll with it and realistically have black listed them in my mind.

Often I ask myself why I’ve fallen for you; how is it possible I’m in love with someone who isn’t mine? But then I replay our interactions over and over in my mind. The way you tease me, our playful fights, the stupid inside jokes. The way you look at me when something funny happens, the way your head jerks up when I begin speaking. And the answer becomes obvious. I’m in love with you because you’re my someone special. You’re incredibly stupid and immature and blind to others feelings; but you’re also talented and funny and unique in your childish ways. And you’re not mine, but our memories don’t lie. You’re the one who read the love hearts to me, you’re the one who asked for a dance, but you’re also the one who’s afraid he’s lost his chance.
—  Excerpt from a book I will never write #1206 // I must ask you this: you’re in love with me too, so why don’t you take the risk
  • Penny: Friend Ruby! I have been installed with mind wave detecting equipment!
  • Ruby: So you can like... Read minds?
  • Penny: In layman's terms... Yes.
  • Ruby: Hm, what's Yang thinking over there with Blake?
  • Penny (Yang thoughts): ... { There's so many things I would do that sweet, sweet bu-}
  • Ruby: Uh, nevermind! What about um, Pyrrha and Jaune!
  • Penny (Pyrrha thoughts): {Notice me right now you fool! So help me God I will chain you to the bed and do so many things to yo-}
  • Ruby: AH! Uh, um... What about Nora and Ren! Er, Ren's thoughts please!
  • Penny (Ren thoughts): {Soon. The end draws near. I will enact a war of attrition upon the world an bring pain to all that question me. Friend or foe, all will perish beneath my-}
  • Nora: Whatcha thinking?
  • Ren: What a lovely day it is.

the-trashster  asked:

What would the 104th and veterans pickup lines be?

Mikasa: You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
Reiner: “Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?”
Bertholdt: Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
Annie: If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.
Eren:  Was your dad a boxer? Cause you’re a knockout!
Jean: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
Marco: If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.
Sasha: Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Connie: I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Historia: Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Armin: I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Ymir: I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
Levi: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
Hanji: Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
Erwin: “You got some commander in you? No? You want some?”
Nanaba: Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Mike: I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve met. I wouldn’t forget a pretty face like that.

4

There I was, minding my own business when suddenly intense Luffy and Robin nakama feels hit me.

That’s a lie. I always have feelings for these two.

Only Friends Are Allowed To Touch Luffy’s Hat.

The Adrien Diaries...

6 Mar 2017

You know how I said I was going to be killed by the muffin man, Diary? Turns out, I was wrong… pretty sure at this point he’d settle for having me neutered. Well, maybe not Adrien Agreste…

…just the leather-clad superhero he caught KISSING HIS DAUGHTER TONIGHT!

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Bookish

Fandom: WWE

Pairing: Dean Ambrose/Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins/Female Reader

Rating: Holy shit M.

AN: Thirsty crew! This is some self-indulgent, romance-novel levels of hurt/comfort, touchy-feely shenanigans. I hope you like it! Tagging @toxiicpop, @oraclegazes and of course, @hardcorewwetrash! Enjoy!

(Also apologies on this being a little late, the wifi was not cooperating)

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one direction's song titles
as sung by one direction
one direction's song titles

(an updated version of this post

what makes you beautiful / gotta be you / one thing / more than this / up all night / i wish / tell me a lie / taken / i want / everything about you / same mistakes / save you tonight / stole my heart / stand up / moments / another world / na na na / i should’ve kissed you / forever young / live while we’re young / kiss you / little things / cmon cmon / last first kiss / heart attack / rock me / change my mind / i would / over again / back for you / they dont know about us / summer love / shes not afraid / loved you first / nobody compares / still the one / truly madly deeply / magic / irresistible /one way or another / best song ever / story of my life / diana / midnight memories / you & i / dont forget where you belong / strong / happily / right now / little black dress / through the dark / something great / little white lies / better than words / why dont we go there / does he know / alive / half a heart / steal my girl / ready to run / where do broken hearts go / 18 / girl almighty / fools gold / night changes / no control / fireproof / spaces / stockholm syndrome / clouds / change your ticket / illusion / once in a lifetime / act my age / home / hey angel / drag me down / perfect / infinity / end of the day / if i could fly / long way down / never enough / olivia / what a feeling / love you goodbye / i want to write you a song / history / temporary fix / walking in the wind / wolves / am / just cant let her go

Wedding in Hawaii || Part 1

hi. i got inspired these last couple of days bc as we all know harry freaking styles is spending his free time in hawaii at a wedding looking hella good and stuff. i guess the title already gave it away so i don’t need to explain anything further so just enjoy bc i absolutely loved writing this. oh and a part 2 is coming. and maybe more parts. i don’t know about them tho. part 2 is confirmed it is on the way it’s almost done actually. harry is feeding me so good y’all i can’t believe my man i love him so much and my love for him will be clearly shown throughout these little one shots. so if you don’t like too cute and sweet and lovey-dovey shit then i suggest you not reading these. they’ll be full of stuff like that. sorry for any spelling mistakes, once again i haven’t proof read it lmao i probably should start doing that again but o whale. lotta love, xoxo -b

Part 2 • Part 3

I couldn’t have imagined spending my time elsewhere as I was in Hawaii with Harry on my side in his lovely attire looking like the happiest person on this planet.

He was gorgeous. Like so fucking gorgeous.

There were no words that could’ve possibly described how I felt about him as I was watching him in his pale yellow suit and dress pants. Not to mention the blue Hawaiian shirt he wore under his blazer.

He found that funny. Nah, scratch that.

He found it hilarious. Absolutely hilarious.

Harry found it absolutely hilarious that he was wearing a Hawaiian printed shirt while he was in Hawaii.

“What you smiling at?” he asked me as he stepped next to me, his arms sneaking around my waist and pulling me closer to his body.

I sweetly kissed his chin then the corner of his mouth which caused him to grin widely and the pounding of my heart increased dramatically at the sight. He was so so pretty and I could barely breathe as he was right there in front of me.

“I love you,” I muttered as I stared up at him, my voice a tiny bit serious but oh so full of love. “You’re so gorgeous.”

“What’s gotten into you?” he chuckled as he put one of his hands on my cheek, the palm of his hand was warm and it fit perfectly on the side of my face. I leaned into his touch, closing my eyes and forgetting the fact that we were at his mate’s wedding.

“You before,” I blurted out a bit too bluntly which caused him to laugh out as loud as hell and I couldn’t help but chuckle too.

“Alright, my love,” he said as he hugged me and pressed a kiss on the top of my head. “You cannot drink anymore alcohol.”

“Hey, don’t be rude to me! I can drink whatever I wanted. It’s your fault you’re not used to me being blunt.”

“Trust me, I am,” he sighed with a smile on his lovely face. I couldn’t help myself when I just grabbed both sides of his face and pressed my lips against his.

His mouth was massaging mine as he was giving me one of his sweet kisses, his grin spreading across his face causing us to pull away from each other. His eyes were shining and his cheeks were pink, his hair fluffy because of the humidity and he was just having so much fun it got me to never end up being bored.

“You didn’t say I love you back to me,” I pouted and he leaned down and pecked my lips.

“I love you. I love you. I love you,” he said it three times and between each confession he kissed me. “Hey, baby?”

“Yes?”

“I love you.”

I laughed before hugging him tightly around his waist.

“I love you.”

**

It was bright and early when I woke up to the sound of someone puking in the bathroom and that someone ended up being Harry when I didn’t find him next to me in bed. We only came back from wedding at four am so when I checked what time it was and ended up finding out it was just twenty past five in the morning I was not impressed.

Sighing, I got out of bed, throwing my hair in a bun before entering the bathroom. Harry was on the floor leaning against the bathtub which I used right when we arrived. It was lovely in case you wanted to know.

“How are you feeling?” I asked him as I made my way towards the sink, took his toothbrush out of the cup and filled it up with cold water. I also gave him a towel that was on the side then I flushed the toilet after closing the top of it.

“Like hell,” he answered lowly. He chucked the towel to the side then put his elbows on his knees that were propped up and laid his forehead on his arms. “What’s the time?”

“Around half past five,” I sighed. “Do you wanna come back to bed?” I yawned, putting my hand in front of my mouth naturally.

“Yeah give me like a decade to be able to stand up,” he told me sassily and I just rolled my eyes.

“Come on, sass pants, give me your hands,” I said as I put my hands out. “Don’t let yourself be like that, it’s only gonna make this worse.”

“Why did I even drink? Why did you let me drink?”

“Hey, don’t blame me! I let you have fun because you’ve been working your butt off.”

“True. It’s not your fault. Well, not entirely.”

“Go to hell, Harry Styles,” I laughed as I gave a little slap to his ass when he stood up. “Now come and brush your teeth.”

“Really?” he looked at me like he saw a ghost as I put some toothpaste on his toothbrush. “Why do I have to brush it?”

“You literally just been throwing up,” I told him with a little chuckle added at the end, my voice thickly laced with sleep. “Come on, please, don’t be a hassle,” I sighed. “I’ll brush your teeth for you, c’mere.”

And he did.

He actually let me brush his teeth.

I couldn’t believe how lazy he was. But then again I didn’t expect him not to take up on that chance. He always did when I offered to do something instead of him.

He was a lazy piece of ass and I found it funny how no one really knew that about him. Harry never showed that, only to the people he was really comfortable around and with and I felt really good that I could consider myself to be one of those people.

“Thank you, love you,” he murmured as he hugged me with one hand and kissed my temple.

I just nodded as I rinsed out his toothbrush then put it back in its place. Harry took my hand once I dried it and we went back to bed, both of us getting under the duvet since all the windows were open and the weather was a bit windy outside.

Moments later Harry curled up against me, his legs sneaking between mine as he hid his face in the crook of my neck. His right hand was slowly making its way on to my waist then it slid down on to my bum and he rested it there.

“D’you wanna come work out with me tomorrow?” he asked me after minutes had pass, his voice low and croaky.

I furrowed my eyebrows as I ran my fingers through his short hair, remembering back to that loose strand of hair that rested on his forehead all day and night. It was so blooming sexy I found it so much more attractive than I probably should have.

“Work out with you? Tomorrow?” I asked back with a light chuckle. His hand squeezed my bum a bit which I’m not gonna lie was a good feeling.

I loved his hands all over me I didn’t mind one bit when he did that as long as we were in private. I’d rather him not do stuff like that when we’re out and about with all the paparazzi and fans around.

God knows what would happen to me as soon as people would find out about it.

“Mhm, I saw the gym when we arrived. Wanna try it before we gotta leave.”

“Okay, we’ll see, bub,” I told him as I continued to play with his curls that were making a comeback and ensuring my happiness.

“Do you wanna get married in Hawaii?” he asked me which caught me off guard.

“I mean if I’ll be marrying you, I won’t mind where we’ll get married.”

“Good answer,” he laughed. “I think m’gonna sleep now.”

“You should and so should I,” I said yawning.

“Mmmm, yeah,” he agreed. “Sleep tight, pretty girl.”

“You too, gorgeous,” I kissed his head before scooting closer to him in hopes of not having to get up again for another round to the bathroom.

ICARUS
sun boy, you make falling like flying. the heat is too much to stand – all the sweat in all the secret places, all the honey-stickiness of summer thunder. i have been warned against too much sun, but i have been locked in the darkest chambers for so long and i have only missed you more. let me scorch my hands on you, slip the burn onto my tongue so the rest of me can glow. i have been waiting for june, but june never comes to me, so i will take myself to him.

APOLLO
my angel, my winged fantasy, take care. i have watched you from a cruel distance and i have only glowed brighter, that i might shed my light on you. do not grow tired of the sky and do not grow careless of it, either. i lie in wait, as all good things do.

ICARUS
my love, i shed my wings and spiral. close enough to touch and yet divided. as in all great romances, i have had my high and now i will have my low. heat is replaced by the bottom of the sea: cool, calm, and irreversible. you are always in the back of my mind, as i see fractions of you soak through the blue blanket of waves above my head – you are everywhere, in everything. love is in all things as well – in me, in my soaring hope and my quiet resolution.

APOLLO
i will remember you. i will make you matter, i will make you of consequence. i will make you immortal.

- the sun and his angel // abby // prompt for anon