my mewling quim

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Hey, are you alright?“ He asks, gripping your waist and whispering in your ear.

"Yeah, it’s just that guy over there won’t stop staring at me.” You shutter but he places a supportive kiss on your forehead.

“I’ll handle this.”

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Do You Love Me? - Loki Laufeyson

Pairing: Loki Laufeyson x Reader

Characters: Loki Laufeyson, Thor Odinson, Heimdall, Steve Rogers, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanoff

Warnings: N/A

Request: N/A

Word Count: 1075

Author: Hannah

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Infinite List of Favorite Movies - The Avengers, dir. Joss Whedon

Can you? Can you wipe out that much red? Drakov’s daughter, Sao Paulo, the hospital fire?… Barton told me everything. Your ledger is dripping, it’s GUSHING red, and you think saving a man no more virtuous than yourself will change anything? This is the basest sentimentality. This is a child at prayer… PATHETIC! You lie and kill in the service of liars and killers. You pretend to be separate, to have your own code, something that makes up for the horrors. But they are a part of you, and they will never go away!… I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you! Slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear! And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work, and when he screams, I’ll split his skull! This is MY bargain, you mewling quim!”

Deleted lines from The Avengers script #464
  • Loki: This is my bargain, you mewling quim!
  • Natasha:
  • Fury: *(walking back in)* Excuse me, what did you just say to her?
  • Natasha: He called me a whiny c—!
  • Fury: You should be ashamed of yourself! You speak to your mother like that?!
  • Loki: No, no, please. Don't tell my mother. Please!
  • Fury:
  • Fury: *(walks off)*
  • Fury: *(mumbling)* Tired of these motherfucking shitty-ass, lack of manners asshole bitches...!

anonymous asked:

hey so i just hope u realize that benedict cumberbatch compared autistic ppl to frankenstein's monster and called them "man-children" and intentionally misgendered a trans woman and also says that his privileged upbringing has made life so hard for him as a straight white cis male. he's a genius actor but he's just a shitty human being

Wow I never knew all that! I just looked up stuff about it and good lordy lou I’m shaking my head. I mean I knew he was problematic because let’s face it all of our faves are problematic in some either known or unknown way, but to make public statements like that! I’ll always respect Ben as an actor, but I might have to reevaluate my feelings for him as a person.

Deleted scenes from The Avengers script #107
  • Loki: *This* is my bargain, you mewling quim!
  • Natasha: ...You're a monster.
  • Loki: Oh, no... *(grins)* You brought the monster!
  • Banner: *(mumbles)* Hey, I have feelings too, you know.
  • Tony: Yeah, lay off him, Severus Malfoy! We're all on vacation. Can't we just enjoy it?
  • Steve: *(to Tony)* Why don't *you* lay off of *him*?
  • Barton: Stop talking about laying. You all sound like chickens. Caw-caw!
  • Fury: *(sighs)*...Motherfuckers...
  • Thor: *(laughs)* It is indeed a good bargain, though. Look at the embroidery on these drapes!
I need to be fucked - the sex scene.

TITLE: I need to be fucked - the sex scene.


AUTHOR: skinnylittlered

WHICH TOM: Actor!Tom

GENRE: Erotica (a bit humorous, though?)

FIC SUMMARY: Tom fucks his publicist (no, not Luke. Don’t get excited) in the car on their way home to fuck.

RATING: M (penis goes into vagina action)


The fact that Luke has given him a lift a couple of hours prior to the present moment does not, on a more assertive mental study of the situation, provide him with any sound reasoning on why he’s riding shotgun in his other publicist’s car

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