my m*a*s*h post

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i love W.I.T.C.H. a lot but now that i’m older i’ve kind of realized how these 12-14 year old girls were very sexualised with their ~magical girl clothing~

so….. here’s two of my favourite characters from W.I.T.C.H., taranee cook & hay lin, wearing outfits that are actually appropriate for their age lol

The Costume Party

Summary: Dean x Reader - Dean and the reader go on a hunt at a costume party, where Dean has to deal with his jealousy as the guys can’t seem to keep their eyes off the reader.

Triggers: Jealousy

Word Count: 3671

Y/N = Your name ¦ Y/H/C = Your Hair Colour

I’m trying to write a seasonal story a day up towards Halloween in my “Halloween Bonanza”. This is the next one, and should have been posted yesterday though I ended up falling asleep. Sorry about that!

“Remind me again… Why are we doing this?” You asked under your breath, tugging at your costume before reaching out and ringing the doorbell. Your eyes leaving the door to glance over at Dean. His cowboy hat slightly hid those gorgeous green eyes of his as he adjusted his holsters and smiled wryly.

“It’s our job,” He said as he looked up, tipping the cowboy hat towards you with a crooked smile. The gesture making you roll your eyes as you looked from his cowboy costume and down at your own Poison Ivy choice. Damn it, all the damned leaves were tickling your bare arms and honestly you missed your comfy cotton t-shirt. But, it was a costume party. And to fit in you had to dress up. With a sigh you glanced up at the still closed door, waiting for someone in the house to notice the doorbell over the loud thumping music from inside.

“Our unpaid, thankless job you mean?” You said, the sarcasm dripping from your painted lips akin to the poison that was the weapon of choice of your costume character. You loved what you did, you were a hunter - which meant you saved people. But, hell, normally you didn’t have to wear a green corset to do so. “Oh joy…”

“Yeah…. That one,” Dean chuckled as the two of you shared a wry grin, just as the door opened to reveal a man dressed as a typical Hollywood-esque zombie. Shouting over the music to apologise for not hearing the bell as you twisted your smiles to instead just look happy and maybe slightly tipsy before you entered the door into the Halloween party.

Someone within the house had messed with forces they shouldn’t have. All in the spirit of Halloween. Which might be why you had such a bleak view of the holiday. For some stupid reason there was always someone that thought that old creepy book with incantation would make for good party games or, like in this case, thought that old cursed object would be a perfect halloween decoration.

Keep reading

A-Z tagging game

thank you for tagging me @angstymarshmallow @jaimetons @xnightsx 💕

A: AGE - 20
B: BIRTHPLACE - holland
C: CURRENT TIME - 11:37 pm lol
D: DRINK YOU HAD LAST - water
E: EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO - myself, lol no my friends.
F: FAVORITE SONG - it’s different every week but rn Dead - Madison Beer
G: GROSSEST MEMORY - don’t read if you don’t like vomit talk. - one day when I was like 8 we had just gotten back from the beach and somehow I got sick and threw up everywhere :)))
H: HOGWARTS HOUSE - slytherin 🐍
I: IN LOVE? - love? idk her.
J: JEALOUS OF PEOPLE - I’m only jealous of people who are richer than me
K: KILLED SOMEONE - hypothemically speaking, if I had, do you really think I’d post it on tumblr
L: LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT OR SHOULD I WALK BY AGAIN - attraction at first sight sure, but love nah
M: MIDDLE NAME - Sierra
N: NUMBER OF SIBLINGS - zero, nada, zilch, none
O: ONE WISH - a fit body would be nice
P: PERSON YOU CALLED LAST - the last hundred entries are all my mom, I ain’t got no friends
Q: QUESTION YOU ARE ALWAYS ASKED - if I’m Indonesian lol
R: REASON TO SMILE - my best friend @freshmansht is gonna be staying over for like a week 💗
S: SONG YOU SANG LAST - also Dead - Madison Beer lol
T: TIME YOU WOKE UP - 5:26 am
U: UNDERWEAR COLOR - it’s snake print 😂
V: VACATION DESTINATION - Rome/Japan/Greece/Egypt < all of these as well, and Hawaii, Bali, Brazil
W: WORST HABIT - knowing how to break my depression cycle but not having the motivation to do so 🙃
X: X-RAYS - forehead eyebrow area, left elbow and down, that’s it I think
Y: YOUR FAVORITE FOOD - sushi, Italian, Indonesian, SOTO
Z: ZODIAC SIGN - Leo 🦁

I tag @freshmansht @appleblossomqueen @pixeljazzy @zig-ortega@zagmunds​ you don’t have to ofc, also sorry if you were already tagged

Get to Know Me

Hiiii–I know I’ve been terrible about tags and bad at Tumblr in general recently. So sorry about that! The fabulous @arrancarkitty tagged me in these Brand! New! Questions!!! Yay!! Thanks boo!

Rules: answer all the questions in a new post and tag blogs you want to get to know better!

A: Age - 28

B: Birthplace - midian

C: Current Time - 21h43/9:43 PM

D: Drink you had last - i’m currently doing the jesus double fist: water & wine. 

E: Easiest person to talk to - my mom, my sister, my fella

F: Favorite song - come now, you know i can’t answer that! 

G: Grossest memory - i have too many to list, but it’s probably in between almost eating a bug and getting puked on. 

H: Hogwarts house - slytherin4lyfe

I: In love? - i am, yes!

J: Jealous of people? - nah, that’s junior varsity shit.

K: Killed someone? - totes magotes

L: Love at first sight or should I walk by again? - i don’t understand the question. is this a pick up line? is this quiz trying to get at me?

M: Middle name - that’s classified

N: Number of siblings - 4

O: One wish - A MILLION WISHES

P: Person you called last - one of my girls; i called her to coordinate her borrowing one of my corsets. 

Q: Question you’ve always asked - “where’s the bathroom?” in various languages

R: Reasons to smile -  UMMMMM HALLOWEEN IS VERY FUCKING NIGH??? ALSO IT’S 2017 AND WE HAVE GOTTEN NEW CRADLE OF FILTH *AND* MANSON CDS??? ALSO GHOST REMIXES AND MAYBE THAT LIVE ALBUM????  AND MY LIFE JUST KINDA FUCKING RULES IN GENERAL RIGHT NOW AND I AM FLOATING IN A SEA OF GRATITUDE AND JOY??? (BLACK, SPARKLY, SUPER GOTH JOY, OF COURSE).

S: Song you sang last - spellbound by siouxsie and the banshees

T: Time you woke up - early as shit. 6 AM. 

U: Underwear color - i’m wearing grey supernatural underoos with little black devil’s traps all over ‘em!

V: Vacation destination - i’m going to the azores soon!

W: Worst habit - i’ve gotten better about it, but…picking the skin around my nails, picking scabs. it’s horrible and compulsive and disgusting and completely at odds with my intense germaphobia. yay!

X: Xcuse me why is there no X - “he gon give it to ya…” hahaha that was the answer that was already here and i’m gonna leave it because that shit just cracked me up

Y: Your favorite food - filthy naughty soul food, mediterranean food, and japanese food. 

Z: Zodiac sign -  scorpio–my birthday is comin’ up

that was super fun! if you’re so inclined, i’m tagging @blacklightguidesnic @papas-gay-ghoul @snazzelle @elizzziebeth @noccalula-writes and anybody else who would like this in their lives. <3 

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Take this voltron au of my favorite show

The boy’s head snaps upward. His eyes, those are different colors, too, Izuku notices, widen like a deer in headlights. He scrambles to get up, holding his arm out in front of himself protectively, but then something clicks and Izuku sees the shoji door behind the boy inch open just slightly. Gray and blue eyes flicker and spark desperately in the dim lighting of that room before, wrenching his stare away from Izuku, the boy turns, favoring one arm, angling the other one into a fist ready to sail.

The door opens. Izuku sees a man, engulfed in fury and hellfire, and the image fades away until all he sees is his own petrified stare gawking back at him in the mirror.

from legit the best written fic ive read ever by @todorokishouts (read it read it read it fiC RE C REA D IT BEST DECISION YOU’LL EVER MAKE)

masterlist

alright so here’s the masterlist on my new blog. it’s the exact same, just on another blog tbh ;) 

if anything isn’t as it should be (the links aren’t working, wrong title, ect) please me so i can fix it 

if you wanna chat about writing and 5sos and stuff pls hit me up ! 

now, happy reading and tell me what you think about the writings!

(most/some of the pieces are on my old blog but there won’t be posted any writing on @calumsbtich anymore)

☆ = means personal favourites 

☼ = means over 100 notes

= means over 200 notes

 = means over 300 notes

* = means smut

valentine!5sos blurb night with @calumsbicth​

S E R I E S

PAID TO BE POPULAR (on-going)

THE PURPOSE OF LOVE (on-going)

BITTERSWEET GENERATION (on-going)

A S H T O N

IMAGINES

The Awful and the Adorable ☆ ♔

The Unprepared Guest (Halloween series)  ☼

Talking-before-thinking

Eyes ☆ ♔

Inconvenient 

soft apologies *✧

C A L U M

IMAGINES

Nia  ♔

Coping Mechanism

That Lovelis Bitch  ♔

Years Long Past ☆ ☼ - Part 2

Jealous Daddy ✧

The Cutie from Stanford

You Could’ve Killed Me  ✧ (Halloween series)

Two Lovebirds In The Water ✧

Love In The Air(port) ✧

Please ✧

In Charge ♔

One Match 

Change of Status 

A Christmas Miracle ✧

L U K E

IMAGINES

How Can I Be Good Enough? 

Let’s Just Pretend ☆ ✧

Scary Ex-Girlfriend ♔ (Halloween Series)

A Treaty Trickster  (Halloween series)

Long Time No See ✧

Angry Arzaylea ♔

Handcuffed 

Hurt ☆ ☼

M I C H A E L

IMAGINES

Doctor Stranger(Halloween Series)

Movie Theatre and Chill 

No, Please & Thank You 

Everything that doesn’t make sense about me, makes sense when I’m with you

4 / 4 / ALL

Jealous (4/4) 

Worried about nothing (4/4)

How you cuddle (4/4) 

Breakups are painful (4/4) 

Closer - Song Preference

Outer Space - Song Preference


Request here! (unless they’re closed. of course, you can still share your ideas, but don’t expect them to be written)

Prompts if you can’t think of anything

I would like to take this moment to thank the content creators in the bap fandom. All the gif creators, artists, writers, subbers and even shitpost writers. Honestly thank you so much. I know we have a smaller fandom than before and seeing the small amount of notes on your content can be disheartening. But regardless of the amount of notes you get remember that you guys are really valuable part of the fandom and you are appreciated. So please don’t get disheartened by the amount of notes you get and just keep doing what you do. You are loved.

Me: *scrolls down my dash to catch up with yesterday’s posts*

My dash: *+100 variations of gifsets, +50 fanart, + 50 meta posts about  Welcome to the Madness* *the OtaYuri fandom on fire*

Me:  .    . (ミⓛᆽⓛミ)✧ ♡  ✧  ʕ  ̿– ㉨  ̿–  ʔ .    .   .    .    .     .    .    .     .     .    .    .     .    .     .    W  E  L  C  O  M  E     T  O     T  H  E    M  A  D  N  E  S  S  !  !  !  ~  ~

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Last updated 8/24/17

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