Seventeen's Tinder Bios
[disclaimer: this is all my opinion and bad humor created at 5am]
S.coups: hip hop and chill. Swipe right if your down to listen to Tupac (or cuddle puppies)
Jeonghan: GIRLS ONLY I’M A FUCKIN GUY!!!!
Joshua: God First 🙏🏻 Timothy 4:12 , Searching for wifey 💍 | Burger King discounts?
Jun: My name is Junhui, my friends call me Jun, but you can call me DADDY 😏
Hoshi: NAEGA HOSH ahahaha lol ✌🏻️
Wonwoo: My favorite past stories include Me Before You and The Fault in Our Stars. My favorite future story is, ours <3 gardening is not a hobby, 🌱 it’s a passion!!
Woozi: lmao this app is stupid ( I’m taller in person btw)
Mingyu: over 6 feet. New to (your city), looking for someone to go on adventures with & cook for 🍳
DK: My name is dokyeom. Where are you from?
The8: Only looking for friends! ( > . < )
Seungkwan: Looking for a high quality woman. Momma’s boy so if you can’t hang swipe left 💁🏻JEJU 4 EVER!!!
Vernon: she said she luvz my rap💲💲| 18 but can be 21 if u want | hmu if u want my mixtape
Dino: OMG pls don’t tell my parents about this