my lovely little lumps

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My hump, my hump my hump my hump my hump…. my lovely “little” corgi lumps…
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If like Maman you’re a corgi 🍑 addict, now is the time to confess your sin 😉

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devastating news: we had dress rehearsal for shrek today

AND THEY MADE MY FAT SUIT LESS FAT

ten perfect fingers (ten perfect toes)

They aren’t surprised the first time it happens, or the second time, either. It had been too early for them to even start to hope.

The third time stings a little, but they power through. No one in Camp Jaha has experienced more than three so far. They start to hope.

Then it happens a fourth time, and they start to break. 

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'My Humps' but Sidney Crosby Mumps version

My mumps, my mumps, my mumps, my mumps,
My mumps, my mumps, my mumps, my mumps, my mumps, my mumps.

My lovely little lumps (mumps)
My lovely little lumps (mumps)
My lovely little lumps (mumps)
In the back and in the front (mumps)
My lovin’ got you,

He’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
He’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, up on me, on me.