my love for this movie is so damn intense it is insane

Steam6

A/N:  Wow. I wasn’t sure there was a part 6 to this story, but apparently there is. Thank you to my lovely betas ( @little-black-dress-24, @niallandharrymakemestrong, @melissas173, @emulateharry) who never fail to prop me up when I’m not sure I can do it. Thank you, ladies. You are all gems. 

Steam    Steam2     Steam3     Steam4     Steam5

After leaving Harry’s house with your loaded bag, you walk a few blocks before you flag down a cab. You feel like you’ve just experienced a three hour workout, your limbs limp. The exhaustion and weariness is so deep that you swear you can feel it at a molecular level. It hurts to raise your hand to flag the taxi. Lifting your duffel bag into the back seat with you is like tossing around a 25kg bag of rocks. Climbing into the taxi, you lean your head back, closing your eyes, holding back tears with sheer willpower.

Hauling yourself upstairs to your flat, you drop your duffel just inside the door, falling face first onto the bed without removing your clothes. Heaving sobs wrack your shoulders. The screams that you hide in your pillow sound like a wounded animal. Your howling scares you, as you’ve never heard this sound from the depths of your stomach before, but you can’t seem to stop. You cry and sob and scream until you are completely spent, and then you just lie on your bed, staring at the ceiling, completely numb, feeling the time ticking away as slowly as a snail attempting to run a marathon. When your alarm goes off, you haven’t once closed your eyes, and they feel like sandpaper as you haul yourself out of bed to take a shower. Oh, how you wish you could stay home and wallow, watching sad movies, listening to Sign of the Times nonstop, eating ice cream out of the container with a single spoon. But you have clients to see, reporters and fans to avoid.

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anonymous asked:

can you share some favorite larry fics? sorry if youve answered this before xx

I have answered this before but I literally never ever get tired of talking about my favorite stories!!!! Here are some of them in no particular order. 

1. My all time favorite story ever is Wild and Unruly by @gloriaandrews and @100percentsassy, though literally every single thing they write, together or apart, is amazing and on my favorites list. I love Wild and Unruly most though probably because I’ve worked on dances before and am a massive horse person and Dolly Parton fan and can’t believe a story exists where Harry serenades his cow named Jolene with Beyonce because like…that’s what the inside of my heart looks like all the time??? Also it’s just so real and romantic and I fucking love every second of it. 

2. Hush. by @wankerville is one of my favorite works of all time and space, too. It was one of the first fics I read in the fandom, and it stuck with me so intensely and so powerfully, like…I really feel this story so close to my heart, on such a profound level. I remember the first time read it at work and I just wept and got choked up the whole time, eyes just burning for hours. Once I finished it I felt this insane comforting warmth wash over me, like all the trauma I experienced in high school being in love with a girl who suffered from debilitating internalized homophobia had somehow been soothed or dislodged. There’s something so intimate and tender and soft about her characters, but also about just the way she writes, and it really moves me in a way I can’t accurately describe? I don’t know I just love it. I love the way she choose not to write technically perfect, and instead invents words of breaks rules to convey a feeing or tone which exists  beyond the constraints of technicality. It’s so inspired. Like, I often talk about how fan fiction as a genre is inherently reparative and restorative for queer individuals, and when I talk about that, the careful love with which @wankerville writes is exactly what I mean. 

3. My heart is breathing for this moment in time  by usedtothebeach, otherwise known as the Time Travellers Wife AU is another favorite of mine…it’s so fucking gut-wrenching and painful and REAL, and it’s SUCH a clever play on canon that I legit almost forget Louis isn’t a time traveler sometimes?! As a canon writer I just really admire how she wove the real story into her universe, it’s absolutely masterful and aside from it being well-crafted, it’s just so emotional and evocative and makes me FEEL SO MUCH. Like wow Harry pines so hard for so long and it’s so aching and ugh. I just love it, even though I hardly ever reread it because it fucking devastates me. 

4. we can take the long way home by @eleadore is one of my all time favorite stories, which is crazy because it’s literally about fertility kink and I hate mpreg and ABO as a general rule? It is seriously one of the sexiest, most intimate, most intense reads off my fucking life though, and I don’t say that lightly. I reread it ALL the time. I actually had a really really hard time choosing one of @eleadore‘s fics because every single one of them is scorchingly hot and very high on my rereading list, but the fact that this is one of the hottest stories ever and it specifically deals with a kink I usually won’t touch with a ten foot pole is a huge testament to how amazing it is. so. Honestly though, read everything she’s ever written though…her TXF fic is fucking remarkable and so is her cabin in the woods fic and the one where they play truth or dare by the pool? Help. 

5. Fuck, so @mediaville is another author I love every single thing from, but again I’m gonna pick a favorite based on the fact it has things I usually don’t dig but I’m still obsessed with it and say One Day to Believe In You. As you all know I lOVE canon fic but I tend to have a pretty strict window in the timeline where I can believably imagine them getting together….like basically anything after week two of TXF I’m like “this is canon compliant but not CANON” and have so suspend disbelief lmao. This story features a SUPER late tension break, and it still manages to be so fucking amazingly hot and believable and the confession scene leading up to the sex? Holy shit it’s hot. Like too hot to think about in public. Anyway I know you asked for larry fic but @mediaville also cowrote an AMAZING bressie fic with balefully that’s FIRE if you’re into that sort of thing. 

6. I also absolutely love To the Ends of the Earth by  @alienproof, it was one of the first canon fics I read where everything seemed really real? I also love the remote cabin love confession trope and I think it cab be a hard one to pull off. I love the tension in this story and the masturbation scene and that Harry has a cat named Neon and spends time making food for his middle aged neighbors…it just seems like a very true and tender hiatus characterization of them. And the sex scenes? Damn. 

7. I sort of feel like @mizzwilde personally wrote Young and Beautiful for me, even though she has no idea who I am, lol. I am just such a sucker for bratty private school boys doing drugs until they fall apart, and Velvet Goldmine is my all time favorite movie…fuck. it’s just so tailored to my interests that I don’t even mind that it’s 100k build with no smut lmao. It’s just a beautifully written dramatic luxurious story and everything about it is absurd and wonderful in the best way. 

8. I adore everything @loadedgunn has written (her sex scenes changed my life?) but my favorite is May We Stay Lost on Our Way Home, otherwise known as the fairy fic. Again…as a general rule, I hATE fantasy fic or stuff with magic/supernatural elements in it, but this story is so unbelievably sweet and hot and funny and real that it transcends it’s genre. I love every second of it and Louis LITERALLY HAS WINGS? Like it’s just such a gloriously written fairytale, but still manages to be distinctly Harry and Louis, which is one of my favorite things about this author: her AUs manage to be SO true to their canon characterizations that it almost feels like reading canon fic. There are parts of this story it that really touch and move me, and then it also has one of my all time favorite sex scenes in it, and then this fucking scene where like…Louis uses root bondage to hold down Harry while he magically tattoos him and the sadist/tattoo artist in me LIVES FOR IT. Basically, this fic has everything and I fucking love it. 


God this was so hard, I keep thinking of more I love! I’m gonna leave it at this though, since most of my other favorite stories are by these authors, who are all phenomenal. 

actor’s job

genre: this is fluff

warnings: mentions of alcohol

words: 6k

summary: As an actor, Dan’s job is to fall in love. In order for him to do a good job in a film, he has to fall in love with the role he’s playing, he has to love what he’s doing, so it won’t feel like a job.  It’s just that it wasn’t Dan’s job to fall in love with his co-star.

Or, how actor Dan Howell keeps getting cockblocked by literally everyone while he tries to woo-hoo his co-star, Phil Lester.

a/n: *sweats* writing? What’s that? I can’t seem to understand that word. Wow. Sorry for that long-ass inactivity. Huge writer’s block, my guys. I do have another work that I was writing before this, but that one was so heavily planned and so complicated that I took a break from writing to. write. again. so here’s this. It’s silly fluff, basically. I love writing silly clichéd stuff.

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G dragon smut #2 “Blindfolded”

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“I really wanna try something new tonight” Ji yong says to you as he touches your arm “Really?”…you were at his apartment just chilling with the others members and their guests. The two of you sneaked out of the living room leaving the others.

“So tell me more about it” you’re looking in the fridge for a drink. He’s right beside you, smiling proud of himself “You have to be patient babe… you don’t want to ruin it” now you’re so intrigued (What could it be?) “Just tell me something” you put your arms around his waist pulling him close to you. He just gave you a gaze “Is gonna hurt?” you are now so close to his face. He was about to answer when he appeared “Get a room you two” Seungri enters the kitchen laughing at you “You’re so funny Seungri” Ji yong said sarcastically “I already know that hyung… come on! the movie is about to start” (Perfect timing Seungri oppa).

The movie was great at least from what you hear from the others, cause you didn’t pay attention “Wow I didn’t expect that ending!” Daesung says to his guest, that girl is pretty but she’s so shy. “Ok! it’s getting late” TOP says “Yeah, I think is time to go” Young Bae says too, hugging his gf “But is not even that late… it’s only past midnight” Seungri just says “Yeah! That’s late” TOP stands up “Didn’t you have a date for tonight? With the girl from…” Ji yong has starting to say when Seungri interrupts him “I cancelled for you guys” he says “Yeah! Sure you did hahaha” Daesung says. Everyone are laughing…They finally left!

Ji yong went to say goodbye so you was alone in the apartment and you are at the kitchen cleaning the mess. You heard the door opens “Why it took you so long?” you asked but there’s no answer. You turn around but Ji yong is not there (What the hell?! I swear I heard the door!). You’re a little freaked out, you left the kitchen and went to the living room…nobody is there. (Ok this is getting ridiculous!) “Ji yong I swear to god that if you scare me I’m going to…”. Suddenly you hear a sound coming from the bedroom. You hesitated but by now you just want to know what is going on…so you went there.

You open the door to find… nothing again. When out of nowhere someone hugs you from behind catching your arms. You scream “Its ok babe…it’s me” Ji yong whispers in your ear. “I’m going to enjoy this and so do you” He captures your neck, his tongue licking the skin where your neck meets your collarbone. He kisses you and you kiss him back, he suck the end of your tongue while his hands were unbuttoning and taking off your blouse. Then you notice he had something in his hand by the time you realize what it was… he blindfolded you. “I’m gonna make you feel so good babe” he guided you to bed. Ji yong put your hands above your head to the headboard using a tie to tie your wrists together. “Ji yong…” “Shhh its ok I’ll take care of you”. He says as he puts a finger over your mouth. He climbed on top of you kissing your lips hungrily and groaning in your mouth. Your tongues slip out and touch.

Ji yong fingertips where across the top of your back, touching your bra clasp. He took it off…now his lips leaves yours. You was about to complain but before you can even mutter a syllable, his mouth is sucking your nipple. You’ve always enjoyed when he kiss or touch your body but this time being private to see or move is ten thousand times better. His hand is in your panties and you let out a moan when his fingers find your entrance. And then his mouth leaves your breast just to go down your body with his tongue licking it all the way down. You can feel his breath near your clit which makes you go insane. “Please… don’t tease babe” you practically beg. He is licking up and down your clit, suckling lightly again, then going back to just flicking the end of his tongue against it. “OMG Ji…” you moan.

“You taste so good” he is pushing your hips against his mouth “Oh god!!!” you almost scream. Before you get your orgasm his mouth leaves you and you can hear the smile in his voice “I knew you would love this”…

“Fuck… you look so damn hot. Blindfolded. Completely under my control” he puts something on you “What is that?” you asked a little too excited. He doesn’t even have to answer, as soon as your words came out your mouth you felt a shock rush through your whole body starting in between your legs paralyzing you for less than a second “Ohhh…” the pleasure was incredible you can’t control yourself. You arch your back sticking your knees together. It’s a vibrator. You felt his hands trying to separate your knees again, you try to fight back but it doesn’t work. He spread your legs keeping them like that. “Ji yong!!!” you’re moaning his name. You starting to feel your orgasm coming just like before but this time is a lot more intense… and then again he stopped just in time. You’re so angry now “Fuck!!! What I did to you?” you said breathlessly “Are you getting mad?” Ji yong reached your neck kissing it gently. You’re about to answer when you felt it again but this time the feeling is overwhelming. Is faster this time “Oh shit!” you’re keeping your legs together trying to minimize the feeling. He’s kissing your lips biting them a little. You tilted your head back and now he’s sucking your neck “Please let me come!!!” but he stopped one more time.

“Sorry babe” he said “I hate you so much right now” you said sincerely “You’re gonna love me again when we finish here” you felt how he grabs your legs spreading them apart . His arms are going down your lower back pushing you close to him. “Ohhh…fuck!” you’re feeling his cock lightly touching your clit “I’m the only one allowed to make you come” Ji yong’s hands press against your hips, and you pout up at him. He kisses you again licking your bottom lip, before pushing your legs out further, and rubbing his cock once more against your clit teasing you.

“Fuck me already!” and then you feel it. He’s going down deeper inside you. His dick comes out wet. “You’re soaking baby” Ji yong presses the head into you and you gasp. He pushes hard into you, and you feel yourself stretching around him. Your body is shaking. He is sliding in and out of you so fast now “Come babe come for me!!!”. Both of you came at the same time. Your orgasm hits you so hard, you can’t control yourself, your legs are shaking and your arch your back to the point it hurts.

He takes away the band from your eyes kissing you passionately as he release your wrists. You hugged him “Do you still hate me?” he’s smiling pretending to be sad “Ask me later” a smile shows on your face “You doesn’t seem angry anymore” his nose touched yours and you kiss him.

Burning Up (Owen Grady x Reader)

Here’s some fluff I wrote at 4am with lots of repetitive words and Owen in his underwear.

You weren’t sure how you did it, but after six months of silently pining over him, you were finally on a date with Owen Grady. Actually, you were on your third date with him, the first being a trip to Margaritaville, and the second, him showing up at your door with flowers, soup, cheesy movies, and blankets after finding out you were sick. The whole thing had been a sort of surreal whirlwind. A clichéd dream that you were going to wake up from at any moment. Or maybe you wouldn’t wake up, ever. Maybe you were in a coma after getting hit in the head with a coconut or something. That was what happened to people who lived on tropical islands, right? Granted, the chances of that were slim. But with those pesky palm trees everywhere, it was certainly in the realm of possibility.

But figuring out if you were in the middle of a dream or not was currently not high on your list of priorities. There were much more important things to worry about. Making sure he was having a good time. Trying not to make a fool out of yourself. Being on your best, most charming behavior. Struggling to keep yourself from accidentally letting a certain string of three words tumble awkwardly from your mouth.

You were in love with him. You had been since the second you laid eyes on him that first day at the paddock. You didn’t know why. He’d been such a dick to you; calling you out in front of everyone when he saw you weren’t paying attention to his “You guys are brand new here and you better not fuck up my raptors” speech on the first day of your internship. But attractive men had a way of making you forget little things of that nature, and so your obnoxious crush began to grow.

During your dates, your mind often wandered to this. The strange notion of the fact that you were utterly in love with someone who you’d hardly interacted with up to now. It made no sense, and that led you to believe that the two of you were meant to be. After all, why would the universe bring him to you, otherwise? He was a good seven or eight years older than you. He was much different from your usual type. And frankly, he was way out of your league. Yes. This was definitely the workings of some higher power twisting the fibers of existence together to lead you to now. This very moment in time.

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Love is the only thing in this world that does not hurt (Multichapter)

Chapter 2 Title: Sometimes reality is better than any fantasy

Fandom: Shadowhunters

Pairing: Jace Lightwood x Clary Fray

Request: “We were pretending to be lovers but I’m not pretending anymore and I have to know if you feel the same way”

Warnings: pffff just a lot of cuteness

Summery: Clary and Jace got cockblocked by Isabelle and deal with the aftermath of what agreeing to the mission means for their relationship.

Authors note: Hello lovely people !
This is the second chapter and had also been requested. Continuation of chapter 1 !
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‘‘Why exactly does a demon participate in a Valentines hunt?’
Clary Fray bent down to tie the shoelaces of her red chucks while eyeing Isabelle across the room pouring herself some fancy red wine. She should be the one drowning alcohol after she got talked into this goddamn mission. After Isabelle had interrupted her…painting session with Jace she had found out that there was a demon out there using the yearly ‘New York Valentine’s hunt’ to have fun with his victim before killing it. The valentine’s hunt was no more than an offer for all couples to get off 50% on every activity such as ice skating or dining at restaurants during Valentine’s day.  Isabelle had proposed Jace and Clary to fake-date following the demon around New York until there was a good opportunity to kill him. Jace had instantly switched into business mood while Clary had been still shaken from earlier encounters.  She had almost kissed Jace. And now she had agreed on taking over this mission acting all couple-y with him even though she had no idea how to face him after before.  At least Clary got to wear normal clothes for a change , dressed in blue high waisted jeans, a black and white striped longsleeve shirt and some trainers.
‘’He wants to have a little fun I guess.’’,Izzy answered her question from earlier offering Clary a black coat.
‘’You’re just going to follow them around the city, do the things they do and kill him eventually. No biggie.’’ ,she shrugged sending Clary a cheeky grin. She knew EXACTLY that it was the opposite of ‘no biggie’. She walked in on her and Jace after all.
‘’Remind me again why I agreed?’’,she groaned taking the coat while combing through her curls.
‘’Because you want to proof yourself to our world and you don’t want anyone else to be this close to Jace.’’
Clary shot the brunette a sharp look, but there was no time for a reply because there was a knock on the door before Jace entered.
‘’Good, you’re wearing normal clothes. We take my bike.’’
She tried to dodge his eyes, nodding before rushing out the door. Noticing he didn’t follow she called out ‘’ You coming?’’, before heading to the entrance of the institute.  She didn’t see how Isabelle pressed a supportive kiss on Jace’s cheek murmuring something about ‘Use this chance’ before leaving them to be.
She didn’t see the determined look on Jace’s face either.

‘’Hold on tight.’’,Jace said before they chased off on his bike and Clary took his words literal. He was lucky she was so tiny otherwise she would have squeezed him to death.
‘’Where are we starting?’’, she tried to drown out the wind by yelling into his ear.
He hold up a hand signaling her to wait parking this bike in an alley no less than 10 minutes later.
‘’ We know that the demon is starting off with ice skating. ‘’
So cliché.
‘’Have you ever been ice skating before at all?’’ , Clary asked grinning following him on the streets.
The snort following her question and the look he shot her clearly said ‘no’.
‘’I kill demons I surely can stand on ice. But ouf course if you need any support you can hold on tight.’’, he teased making Clary smile.
‘’I used to go ice skating every year, Jace. I’m sure I can manage that.’’
Jace shot out a hand keeping you from walking further.
‘’See this one with the black hair talking to the woman in red ?’’
‘’That’s him.’’,Clary answered in a whisper, startled when Jace took a hold of her hand.
‘’Play along.’’,he said serious watching her intensely, making sure she understood.  
Her heart was pounding, being so close to Jace made her hyper aware of her surroundings. Like everything used to be in black and white and suddenly they were in screaming colors.
Jace dragged her along to get some skating shoes while Clary watched how the demon wrapped his arms around his prey. She wished she could warn the woman but there was no way to do so.
‘’Here.’’, Jace hold out some shoes that Clary put on waiting for Jace to do the same.
Even though this was a mission, Clary felt a little excited.
She entered the ice, quickly realizing that she still knew how to hold herself up. Looking behind her she realized that Jace had more problems than her, making her giggle.
‘’Full of talents.’’, she teased sliding over to him and taking his hands.
‘’C’mon. Get your hands off the railing. ‘’
She laughed at the look he shot her, almost making him stumbling into her.
Jace grabbed Clary around her hips, anchoring him on this goddamn slippery ice and letting out a frustrated huff.
He noticed out of the corners of his eye how the demon looked over to the Shadowunter pair, noticing something odd but not quite getting it.
‘’Isn’t the guy supposed to keep the girl from falling?’’,Jace asked annoyed trying to keep up with your slow pace.
‘’Who says that?’’
‘’Every man on this planet?
‘’Only those with a messed up relationship.’’, Clary answered stopping at the railing noticing how much Jace actually struggled.
He surprised her by pulling her to him tugging Clary’s head under his chin.  Jace expected Clary to struggle in his hold, but instead she wrapped her arms around him snuggling against him.
He almost forgot his task at how GOOD this felt.
Playing with her hair he tried to focus on the demon.
‘’They look like a real couple.’’, he commented making Clary think.
‘’Just like us.’’, she reminded him before she could hold her tongue. Damn. Why was her mouth always faster than her brain?
She felt him involuntarily pressing her closer to him.
‘’They are not us.’’,he simply said before releasing her  .
‘’They’re leaving!’’

Halfway through the movie they were watching in the local theatre their target must have realized that something was off. The demon kept throwing glances at them , forcing Clary and Jace to step up their couple game. His hand was currently on her thigh, softly rubbing it with his thumb.
This role she was currently playing came natural to her. She didn’t mind being so close to Jace at all, his hands always touching her, his lips on her cheeks.  She darkness surrounding them mad them highly aware of each other, every breath, every sigh and every touch intensified.
Clary’s hand was convulsively buried in her seat, her shoulder was touching his and his scent was surrounding her.  She didn’t even pay any attention to the demon anymore when she realized how into Jace was into this fake dating thing. He had called her love and babe a few times, constantly touched her, making her want more. The memory of the morning still lingered in her head, her thoughts focused on the almost kiss.
It took her a few second to realize that she had moaned out at the mere thought, blushing furiously.  
Jace cleared his throat, seemingly affected by her sensual noise.  He also realized that Clary had attracted the demon’s attention and the woman sitting next to him was no longer his prey. Clary was. He bent down to her ear whispering ‘’ You trust me?’’
A nod.
He took her hand while standing up leading her out of the theatre in the alley next to it.
Jace softly pressed her against the cold wall, bringing their faces together.
Lips almost touching.
His intention had been to allure the demon to follow them, but in this second he realized that if he didn’t kiss her now he would go insane.
So he did. At first really soft, just a gentle touch of his lips against hers. Her heavy breathing and the way she opened her lips as he intensified the pressure made him lose himself in her. Kissing her deeply and enjoying the way her fingers found their way into his hair.
‘’Jace.’’, Clary murmured against his lips fully involved into the way he hold her close. His lips tasted like heaven and she never wanted to do something else again.
‘’Care to share?’’, a deep voice echoed in the ally making Jace to look up facing the demon.
‘’No.’’,he simply said, facing Clary once more to make her understand that he meant it.
‘’What a pity. But I always get what I want’’, the demon growled making his way towards the pair.
Jace waited for the demon to be in arms reach before everything happened so fast that Clary blinked once and the demon faded into his particles.
A clap was heard from the roof before a certain warlock appeared in front of them.
‘’That was truly a enjoyable show. I haven’t had this much fun in ages.’’
Magnus smiled crooked.

It turned out Magnus had had an eye on them all the time, with the task to step in incase anything happened.
It didn’t so all Clary did was give an report of recent events before getting ready for bed since she was exhausted.  Laying in bed she couldn’t sleep, her thoughts with Jace. And the kiss.
It w as half past 11 when she heard a knock on the door and Jace sticking his head inside the room.
‘’Are you asleep?’’
She sat up, smiling lightly while watching him joining her on the bed.
‘’You do know how late it is, right?’’,she tried to lighten the mood after some speechless silence.
‘’Clary I…what we have done today…’’
She expected some ‘you know it doesn’t mean anything right?’ speeches but Jace cradled her face in his hands.
‘’I can’t keep on dancing around each other. I need to know whether you regret it.’’
Clary stayed silent, oberserving.
‘’That’s not what you want to know.’’,she stated quietly making him laugh.
‘’No. But this is a subtle way of getting my answer.’’,he simply said.
Clary smiled sheepishly before bending forwards and planting a kiss on his lips.
‘’Subtle enough?’’, she dared with a raised eyebrow.
‘’Subtle enough.’’,he replied diving full in, kissing her until she couldn’t keep from giggling because she couldn’t breathe anymore.

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Guess who fucking loves Charlotte/Bebe/Nagisa?

Me.

Guess what Bebe/Charlotte/Nagisa loves? 

Cheese.

So I decided, in honor of this qt, I’m going to teach you losers how to make a pretty cool dish that involves a shit ton of cheese.

Fontina and Pecorino Souffle topped with a Chunky Pesto Sauce. 

There’s two very good things about this dish-

1) there’s a shit ton of cheese and it’s delicious as fuck
2) it looks hella fancy so if you serve this to your mom or something she’ll probably like buy you a new car or an iphone idk

So yeah. Let’s make this shit happen.

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Fontina and Pecorino Souffle with Chunky Pesto-
(serves: 5, one for you and 4 for some people you really wanna impress)

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Ingredients for Souffle-

  • 4 tablespoons softened butter
  • grated Parmesan
  • 3 tablespoons flour
  • 1 cup hot milk
  • 5 egg yolks
  • 5 egg whites
  • 1 tsp thyme
  • 1 tsp oregano
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • ½ cup shredded young fontina
  • ¼ cup grated pecorino romano

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Ingredients for Chunky Pesto-

  • 1 cup various basil leaves*
  • 4 Tbsp pine nuts
  • 1 clove garlic
  • ½ cup olive oil (or more if you prefer)
  • salt and pepper to taste
  • pecorino romano to taste

*I have like 6 different types of basil plants in my house so I like to give it a more interesting flavor by combining the various basil leaves. I recommend doing that if you can, because only using one type of basil is a lil boring and plebish as balls.

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Procedure for Souffle-

  • coat the inside of 5 small ramekins in butter and then proceed to coat it with parmesan cheese. Shake off any extra parmesan. Preheat your oven to 400 F
  • Now take your 4 Tbsp of butter and melt it in a medium sized saucepan. Add the flour once it’s melted and stir for about 2 minutes until the mixture starts foaming. Remove it from the heat.
  • Microwave or heat up the milk on the stovetop until it’s super hot and then add it to the flour and butter mixture. Stir it, then place the mixture onto the stove again over low heat until the mixture thickens.
  • Pour the mixture into a medium sized bowl and add salt, pepper, thyme and oregano.
  • Separate the yolks and whites and then proceed to add the egg YOLKS in one at a time, whisking frequently.
  • Beat egg whites with an electric mixer until they form stiff peaks. Add ¼ of that mixture to the batter and whisk it really fast. Then proceed to fold in the rest of the egg whites slowly, alternating between whites and the fontina/pecorino.
  • Once everything’s incorporated, taste the batter to determine whether you want to add any more salt/pepper/herbs/cheese to it. If you’re all good, fill up the 5 ramekins and then cover the tops with some more shredded fontina and pecorino.
  • Lower the temp of the oven to 375 F and pop the ramekins onto a baking sheet and into the oven for about 30 minutes or until the tops are 2 inches above the ramekins and they’re a nice golden brown.
  • Remove from the oven and serve immediately with chunky pesto and share it with you huge-boobied blonde friend with rad twin tails.

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Procedure for Chunky Pesto-

  • Combine basil, garlic, and pine nuts to a blender/food processor and set it to chop. Slowly add most of the olive oil.
  • You can puree it further if you want it to be more liquidy, but I prefer the texture of the chunky pesto. Remove it once it’s at the consistency you like and then add whatever olive oil you have remaining, along with salt, pepper, and pecorino.
  • Whisk well and serve with souffle. Try not to devour it all and share it with your other magical girl friends pls.

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And Bam. You are done. You just made an insanely fancy looking breakfast that also tastes rad as balls. 

Eat these souffles while you either

a) watch rebellion for the 500th time and cry over the intense feelings you have or

b) blacklist any and all rebellion tags because you are a fuckbucket who still hasn’t managed to watch the god damn movie WATCH THE MOVIE HOLY SHIT

ahem. 

that is all. 

Have a good start to your day, nerds. Start it off with this delightful breakfast/brunch yo

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Little Flutters, a Joel Heyman x Reader fic

Ever since you moved into this apartment, which was nearly 8 months ago now, you’ve had this…thing for your neighbor across the hall. Joel. Joel really is something. It’s nothing really; just that every time you so much as have a conversation with him your heart does these little flutters that you really wish would go away. Even worse, you recently discovered that you have mutual friends with him (of course Adam is friends with him, Adam is friends with everyone) and have found yourself falling into a comfortable friendship with him.

If only you could enjoy that friendship without those damn little flutters.

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Top 50 Villain Songs

We all know it’s just fact that villains invariably get the best song in every musical. It’s a pretty rare occurrence for a villain to get a bad song. To cut right to the chase, this is a list celebrating the best villain songs. Now, I’m going by the TVTropes definition here: “ The Villain Song is an over-the-top, gloating cackle about their Evil Plan, philosophy of life, or why they do what they do.” It’s also important to note that not all villain songs are actually sung by the villain; in fact, a few of the entries here are sung from the villain’s point of view but not by the actual villains.

 All the songs are linked, with videos when applicable. 5 songs near the bottom of this list (or the top, whichever way you want to look) have the videos right here in the list itself. Without further ado, let’s check out the best songs from the worst people:

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i missed you the most (luke hemmings one shot)

somehow you find the other half of your soul in your cheesy, weird best friend luke

or

it’s been a year and your best friend luke is back home and you’re kind of in love with him

“There’s a twig in your hair.”

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My EXO Concert Experience in Dallas

So even though I’m pretty sure no one is going to want to read all of this, I am documenting here my EXO concert experience because DUDE….I’ve been waiting for this for like 4 years, okay? I know there are videos uploaded of it, but I am getting down MY thoughts about how I feel about it and sharing this with those who maybe plan to go to EXO concerts and want to know how others have felt attending!!

As we all know, three members already left the band, Lay couldn’t be there because of a schedule he has in China, and Kai couldn’t be there because of a visa issue (specifically just for the Dallas show). So that left us with seven members. And luckily for me, my two [remaining] favorites (Chen and Xiumin) were of the seven performing lol.

It was crazy waiting in that dark theater, knowing any minute the VCR would start playing and we’d see EXO on stage. I was fortunate that I was on the first row of my section, meaning no one was in front of me to possibly obstruct my view. And my section was the first row of seats AFTER the seats behind the pit. In other words, we were damn close.

The intro VCR was epic, telling the EXO mythos in a movie trailer narrator voice and the music was very intense. Wow, that bass was booming, and the screaming was so loud that it actually SOUNDED to my ears the way it sounds in the video fancams on laptop speakers. It was crazy and only heightened the sense of anticipation. Finally after buildup, the screen started splitting and we could see EXO’s outline. And there they were xD Dude, it was so cool. After years and years of seeing only digital replicas of them on computer screens, they were in the flesh.

When they first started performing, it was no secret that they were suffering from major jetlag. They still performed with intensity and did their very best, though, and started the concert with a bang. Gawd I was so hyped and rocking out x’D

When they started talking to us, it truly was great because Suho spoke in very good English to us, and even confirmed to us that they were suffering from jetlag, which we figured. “Do you know jetlag?” he said with a smile and a bashful laugh. He also commented that all they had were “energy drinks”, which breaks my heart since that is so unhealthy and I hope he was exaggerating!! I hope they had good lunches and drank lots of water. By the way, the way he pronounced “Dallas” at first was adorable. He kept saying it like “duh-LASS” ^w^ But he stopped saying it that way eventually haha. Someone must have corrected him? Suho was a great leader that night and I truly appreciate his hard work. We can tell he’s been working very hard on his English to connect with international fans and not have to rely on a translator. NOT to diss the members that do rely on one, I’m just saying that that is really cool of Suho to be so responsible as leader and to work so dang hard. I hate that fans don’t cheer for him as loudly as other members, because he is the MAN, okay?!! His singing was SOOOOO great and his dancing was just so damn good. Major props and respect to Suho from me, lemme tell ya.

It was hilarious. As some of you may know, my husband David came along because he knew how much it would mean to me. He’s not into EXO, really, though he has nothing against them and he does like a couple of their songs. But when they were performing Playboy, it was hilarious to see his face. Chen and Chanyeol were dueting in the front of the stair setup, all groping each other in the very raunchy choreo. We all know I’m a fujoshi so I love that (LOL), but I turn to look at David and he had the biggest WTF expression LOLOLOL!!! NOT to be confused with homophobia, as he is a supporter of gay rights and social equality. He was just shocked that such a raunchy dance was being done at a concert mainly comprised of girls under the age of 18 hahahaha. (that’s probably an incorrect age estimation, but you know what I mean)

But that was nothing in comparison to the paper wall stripping stage PAAAHAHAHAHA!! They all got behind these paper walls with lights shining on them so that we could see their silhouettes as they literally changed clothes behind them. I almost felt like I was in a Chippendale’s show x’D One of them tossed their shirt up in the air, Xiumin’s suspenders crossed in a way that the shadow looked like we were seeing the silhouette of his dong (dear god it was hilarious and even more hilarious was David’s reaction once again), and Suho peaked up shirtless over the top to sing, which made the crowd go insane pffffft~ Then after they were all successfully changed into their new wardrobe, they bursted through the paper walls. Xiumin apparently had trouble getting his previous pair of shoes off AND had a big ol’ chunk of paper stuck to one of his feet. He had to kick it off and then artfully get rid of his shoes (they were those silly elf shoes because they had performed a Christmas stage). So that was pretty funny watching him struggle since we all theorize he did the suspender thing on purpose (lol jk I’m sure he didn’t).

They actually DID sing live and damn they were good. After they got pepped up from the first couple songs, they were really mint in their choreography and it was just phenomenal. They are superb entertainers.

When I heard the intro to Growl, I lost my shit. I jumped up and down so uncontrollably that I bounced backward and rammed my thigh into the armrest behind me. Hell, did it hurt but it was worth it. In a strange way, I’m proud of the gigantic bruise I have from it right now hehehehehe~

I think one of my favorite parts was the “Jump” segment. Chanyeol lead EXO and the crowd to all jump in unison. It was cool because you don’t need to learn choreo to jump in tandem, and so the entire crowd was doing something with EXO and all the other fans as “one” xD However, the sad part was when D.O started going down those stairs onstage after jumping a lot, he had to randomly stop mid-stair and grab onto the railing and just be still a moment. Suho stopped by him and put his hand on D.O’s arm or shoulder for a moment and stayed by him, I’m assuming in case D.O fell or something? I think D.O was suffering the worst from the jetlag (and we later found out that he really needed to eat but I’ll get to that). Even though I hated that D.O was in a bad state, it was kinda cool to see Suho all “responsible leader” with him over it xD Suho is awesome.

Let’s talk about the members individually other than Suho because I already gushed about how awesome he was haha.

Chanyeol was charismatic as always, very entertaining and fun. There was an adorable part where he mushed Sehun and Baekhyun together, forcing Sehun to kiss his hat. I wonder if the members hate doing that kind of stuff….regardless, it was funny of Chanyeol and made us all crack up. He said some very touching things to us, talking about how even though he was so tired, our excitement made him excited and helped to pep him up. Being the big teddy bear that he is, he said sweet things like how much the fans mean to him and whatnot. At the end, when they were all talking but Chanyeol’s turn had already passed, he was purposefully trying to annoy D.O. No surprise there, though, right? He’s always trying to annoy D.O specifically. It’s like his life’s mission lol. He was pointing his mic unnecessarily at D.O’s elbow, and throat, and random places while just holding the mic there for long spans of time xD D.O ignored him like a pro, though. I think he’s so used to Chanyeol’s antics that he doesn’t notice such things anymore. Chanyeol is very entertaining. He did an air-pinky-promise with us at the end pfffft~

Baekhyun sang amazing and was very adorable. To be honest, my favorite Baekhyun part was at the end when he was talking to us. He made a shout out to all the dads that attended with their daughters, which was hilarious because I’m sure he was apologizing for them having to trudge through the raunchy homo-erotic dancing and then the paper wall strip stage HAHAHAHAHA!! Baekhyun is very aware and mentioned that the fathers must have been bored hahaha. Then he made fun of a girl in the audience who he saw was holding her skirt down during the “Jump” segment because her skirt was too short lolololol. And of course he imitated her awkward movements. He broke my heart, however, when he told us he’d expected far fewer people to be there (surely because of the Kai situation) and that he was so surprised and pleased to see that there was a full house. So I’m very glad about that, that his expectations were exceeded.

Sehun was truly adorable for this concert. His dancing was mint and he was very impressive as always. But my favorite part for him was also the end when he was talking to us. He started just RAMBLING about how he was watching a Chris Brown video before and wanted to be like Chris Brown to us. He talked about Chris Brown for a good little while lolololol. But then he finally said that he realizes he’s been saying a lot of “unnecessary things” but that the reason was because if he “said a lot of word”, the concert would last longer. So everyone was all “AAaaAAaaAAwwWWwwWW!!!” LOL! It was indeed adorbs.

D.O sang beautifully and was very intense during the darker songs. Like I said before, he seemed the most physically tortured. Like he really needed a good, restful sleep. But he perked up a lot of the time, trying very hard to do his best and make the fans happy. We found out later at the end that he was very hungry. Because when it was his turn to talk he just started off by saying “I’M HUNGRYYY!!” and got a good laugh out of the crowd, and he himself was laughing as well as his band-mates at him. “I need dinner!” I think he was telling us this just in case people (like me) noticed him acting worrisome during the “Jump” segment. I feel really bad that apparently for some reason he was not able to eat properly before the show. And I hate that, on top of that, he had the jetlag. I really wish they could have flown in on Monday instead of Tuesday to give them more time to adjust and rest before such a big show. But, that’s not what happened and I’m just glad that everyone was okay in the end. I hope D.O pigged out on a gigantic, delicious meal and slept like a log. But anyway, he was also saucy with us when claiming that he was not only surprised that we were singing with them, but REALLY surprised haha xD Of course we’re gonna know at least some of the lyrics, D.O!!

Chen. WOW. Just wow. He. Gave. His. All. From. The. Very. Start. If he was dying of jetlag and lack of food, you couldn’t tell. Like shit, that boy was giving it. His singing was phenomenal and his dancing was spot on. I just can’t even. Hearing his voice live (my favorite singing voice of the group) was surreal. And I KNOW he was singing live because (*snorts*) he actually went really sharp during Miracles in December in one of the choruses. Like really sharp, but he was hitting them high notes like it was nothing. His mic was all squeaking and stuff so I think it’s possible his earpiece was being crazy too. We all know he could make an angel cry with his voice, so it’s all good. Plus, it was only for that one chorus. The rest was flawless. He was very funny and charming and I can’t say that watching him nearly grope Chanyeol’s behind during Playboy was not nearly heart-attack inducing pppfffffft~ It was cool when he’d say English phrases to us.

Xiumin. I don’t even damn well know where to start with this dude. Xiumin was absolutely crazy for this show, in the best possible way. He was like your very drunk uncle at the family’s Fourth of July cookout during fireworks and someone just turned on his favorite 80s metal band. That is honestly the best way to describe how this pent up ball of energy behaved at the Dallas concert. He was hilarious and made me laugh the most out of all of them. He was constantly kicking, pelvic thrusting a new galaxy into the universe, and being just downright silly. IT WAS AWESOME!!! He was very funny at the end when it was his turn to speak. He was all trying to suck up sympathy and “awww’s” from the fans as he told us a story about how he’d hurt his leg before the show and even GESTURED for us to awwww for him PPPFFFFFTTT! And then he said he had been worried that he wouldn’t be able to perform for us (more awwws) and then very adorably lifted his leg, gestured toward his knee and said in English “But…NO PROBLEM!!!” hahahaha. Of course he followed that by saying we, the fans, were the reason he’s all better x’D That little shit, just wanting to get awwws and make us falsely feel special hahahahahaha!!!! JK, JK, I know he really just wanted to make us feel happy even if it was in the cheesiest way possible (I love cheesy).

And then at the end Suho broke a lot of hearts when he acted like he was going to dive into the pit and then really didn’t. Hahaha, it’s for the best though. I think the fangirls in the pit would have accidentally killed him, trying to take his arms and legs home with them or something. Smart move, Suho. I wouldn’t have done it either.

So it is needless to say that overall this experience was worth every penny, every minute of my long-ass drive, every bout of anxiety that made me feel like I needed to breathe into a paper bag (I always get very weird about travel, and when going to big events). I rocked out and I have the battle scars to prove it. These boys are sensational entertainers, and I truly, genuinely hope they positively love their job. I know it’s hard and their company does not treat them well (and that seriously breaks my heart), but I hope that at the end of the day they realize how happy they make so many people. I wish I could personally thank them for such a spectacular experience!!! Suho, thank you for being such an amazing leader, singer, dancer, and bandmate. Don’t worry: like you said you hoped, even if it’s one member on stage, we will still support you guys. THANK YOU ALL!!!

TOP 25 FILMS OF 2013

This is coming a little late, and I know most people already have 2013 in their rear view and are looking forward to the films coming out in 2014, but having now seen everything I think had a shot of making my list of favorite films of the year I’m going to go ahead and post my Top 25 Films of 2013. Barring a planet-sized surprise in the form of something like The Book Thief or The Counselor, this should be my final list. Most people seem to believe that 2013 was one of the strongest years for film in decades and while I’d go the opposite and say it was shockingly weak, I can safely say that my Top 3 are my favorite since 2007. The quality drops off pretty quickly for me and there were a lot of disappointments this year, but also some pleasant surprises and some of the best filmmakers in the business continuing to prove why they are just that. All of that said, here are my Top 25 Films of 2013, starting at #25: 

25. A SINGLE SHOT (David M. Rosenthal) 

As with any actor who’s been working for over two decades, there have been plenty of roles that Sam Rockwell has auditioned for and not gotten. My favorite of all, and the most interesting for me to think about, is the part of Llewelyn Moss in Joel and Ethan Coen's No Country for Old Men. Of course we all know that Josh Brolin got that part and was perfect in it to a point where I can’t imagine seeing anyone else in the role, but this year Rockwell gave us a little taste at what his Moss might have looked like as he stars in the similarly grim backwoods noir A Single Shot. Structured more as a series of conversations between characters than a plot-heavy narrative with a ton of momentum, A Single Shot explores the many different shades of evil in men and women existing somewhere between the eyes of the law. From William H. Macy’s corrupt lawyer to Jeffrey Wright’s booze-soaked veteran, A Single Shot gives plenty of great actors opportunity to shine but of course it’s ultimately Rockwell’s show and he delivers yet another performance that demonstrates why he’s for my money the finest actor in the business. While it may take the movie a while to find its footing in its unique structure, once it does it really begins to soar all the way until its gripping climax and director David M. Rosenthal doesn’t hold back on letting us see the brutality of this bloody world. 

24. MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING (Joss Whedon) 

Coming off directing what would soon go on to become the third highest-grossing film of all-time, most directors would feel comfortable taking a much needed vacation and watching the cash roll in before they saddle back up to continue on with that franchise. Not Joss Whedon. Most fans of Whedon have heard the stories of how he likes to gather his actor friends at his Santa Monica home, drink a lot of wine and perform various Shakespeare plays but this time he filmed it (presumably with less actual wine consumed) and let us all take a look. Shot in just 12 days at that house, Whedon's Much Ado About Nothing could have been one of those miserable experiences of a group of friends just goofing off and thinking that we would care, but instead it’s as solid a Shakespeare adaptation as anything we’ve seen and an absolute delight to watch. A charming lilt of a movie, Whedon’s picture is light on its feet and manages to stay true to its source while still incorporating his own unique style into the classic words. The cast is of course great and handles both the comedy and drama in equally sharp measure, but special notice has to go to Amy Acker who hits such a diverse range from pratfalls to heartbreaking monologues that really demonstrates what an immense talent she is. 

23. SHORT TERM 12 (Destin Cretton) 

The kind of low-key indie that we unfortunately don’t see a lot of anymore in a time where you’re either a $100 million big studio picture or a straight-to-VOD micro-budgeted indie, Short Term 12 is a character drama that shades its ensemble with rich texture that allows for great work from one of the strongest casts of the year. Made up of actors that are familiar but haven’t gotten this kind of deep material as well as a few newcomers, Destin Cretton’s examination of a group of workers and teenagers at a foster care facility for at-risk youths jumps a little too far into melodrama in its climax but thankfully it’s got a great roster of actors to keep things grounded and never let it get overwhelmed by the narrative trappings. These kind of small, independent and character-focused dramas are a breathe of fresh air among the prestige pictures and blockbusters but they’re a dying breed in a landscape that needs more of them. Nowhere else would an actress like Brie Larson get such a grand showcase to deliver a startling performance, with young actors like Kaitlyn Dever and Keith Stanfield showing up and dominating right alongside her. 

22. THE COMPANY YOU KEEP (Robert Redford) 

Robert Redford generated a lot of talk and awards buzz for his performance this year in All is Lost, but for me his best film was actually one he directed as well as starring in. As someone very fond of ‘70s political thrillers, it’s not a big surprise that this throwback starring one of that decades’ mainstays spoke directly to me. How far does idealism go? Does it require personal sacrifice? Does it conquer any and all familial loyalties? Can personal relationships take precedence, or does everything play second fiddle to your own moral convictions? These questions and many more ruminate deep within The Company You Keep, and through Redford’s former Weather Underground activist and Shia LaBeouf’s young reporter we are taken on a journey through many assorted characters as we see their own takes on living in a world decades beyond their lives as anarchist youths and the lasting ramifications of their actions. With one of the most insanely packed ensembles of the year, The Company You Keep offers up performances (often in only one scene) from actors as varied as Julie Christie, Susan Sarandon, Richard Jenkins, Chris Cooper, Brit Marling, Anna Kendrick, Brendan Gleeson and plenty more, with Redford and LaBeouf leading the charge in two opposite yet spiritually connected portrayals of men seeking some kind of truth in our modern world. 

21. WORLD WAR Z (Marc Forster) 

One of the most notoriously troubled productions of the past decade (maybe ever), a lot of people had written off World War Z long before it was released. As a result, its massive success was one of the biggest surprises of the summer, a big win for Brad Pitt after a nationwide promotional campaign and the nicest part is that the movie itself is actually damn good. In a summer of one disappointing blockbuster after the next, World War Z managed to be the exception that proved this kind of filmmaking can still be exhilarating. Operating on a global scale that actually allowed the scope to feel as epic as it should (another rarity in modern blockbuster filmmaking), World War Z took us on a journalistic, procedural run through countries as varied as South Korea and England as we watched Pitt’s Gerry Lane try to discover a way to cure a global viral outbreak. Mixing massive setpieces with intense closed-quarters combat, sometimes in the same scene, this film never let my pulse take a rest and at the same time it takes on a more political approach to the proceedings that added something more cerebral to go along with the straight-up visceral action that occurs through the majority of the picture. There’s not a lot of heart or emotion, but when it comes to pure summer blockbuster entertainment World War Z was the only one this year that really gave me exactly what I wanted and even a little something more. All of that troubled production paid off with something exciting and wickedly thrilling. 

20. PRINCE AVALANCHE (David Gordon Green) 

Rejoice, fans of early David Gordon Green. Since Snow Angels back in 2008 the director has fallen into some bizarre vortex of directing awful studio comedies like Your Highness and The Sitter, but finally he has returned to those like me who loved his early dramatic work. 2014 should see the release of his strict dramas Joe and (hopefully) Manglehorn, but crossing the bridge back from the comedy realm to his heavier work is Prince Avalanche, a two-hander that casts Paul Rudd and Emile Hirsch as road workers painting lines in the summer of 1988 after a natural disaster took out much of what once existed in the location. These two actors create a perfect balance for one another, Hirsch shining as the immature young man who is constantly talking about sex and letting his mouth run places it shouldn’t while Rudd plays a guy too stuck up in his own world and afraid of letting anyone else in that he doesn’t realize he’s letting his relationship fall apart in front of him. Both actors are given rich material here to deliver unexpected performances, demonstrating the talent they usually hide away by starring in films that don’t let them stretch themselves appropriately. Mostly a grounded, natural drama, there’s still a slight bit of magical realism in Prince Avalanche that reflects the beauty of Green himself. There’s a magic in this filmmaker that sets him apart from others and it’s a beautiful thing to see him finally harnessing that again after so many years spent working beneath his level. 

19. THE SPECTACULAR NOW (James Ponsoldt) 

For decades we’ve seen the teen movies with underage kids drinking, loving life and even when they go through hardships they make it out alright and you know that things are going to be okay in the end. James Ponsoldt (director of last year’s great alcoholism drama Smashed), along with writers Scott Neustadter and Michael H. Weber, turn this misconception on its head by taking those kind of movies and following them through to their natural conclusion. Sutter Keely (Miles Teller, surely bound for a mainstream/awards-lauded breakout sometime soon) is the life of the party, the kind of guy that everyone loves to be around for a while but when things get serious he’s nowhere to be found and that’s how everyone likes it to be. What Ponsoldt does so beautifully here is he examines what happens when the party stops and Sutter realizes that you can’t live your life with a buzz going at all times and that “living in the now” is no way to live. If it weren’t for the achingly real performances of the cast, notably Teller and Shailene Woodley, The Spectacular Now could have fallen apart but what we get is an honest, incredibly natural film that doesn’t paint Sutter as a bad guy, nor does it take his side by cheering him on for his chaotic ways. Instead it gives us an authentic depiction of a well-intentioned guy who doesn’t realize just how far down he’s gotten. 

18. BLUE JASMINE (Woody Allen) 

Almost five decades of directing a film almost every single year and Woody Allen continues to prove that he’s still got it. He also continues to find ways to diversify himself while remaining true to his own brand (drama or comedy, you always know when you’re watching a Woody Allen movie) and with Blue Jasmine has made perhaps his most topical and culturally aware film to date. Allen’s work usually involves character dynamics that are universal and timeless, but Blue Jasmine casts a shade on the current financial crisis that directly affects the characters within it. That being said, it speaks to Allen’s neverending focus on character that for all of the troubles the crisis wages on these people it is ultimately the tornado that is Jasmine French who holds the responsibility for everyone’s suffering, not the least of which being what she causes for herself. In six weeks Blanchett will be winning her second Oscar for her work as Jasmine and it will be more than deserved as the incomparable actress portrays this loathsome character as simultaneously frustrating, vapid, tragic, hysterical, human and haunting. Of course part of the credit goes to Allen’s writing, but it would be nothing without Blanchett’s shattering work that blows the roof off in such a theatrical fashion and yet is still able to keep things feeling remarkably human; as if Jasmine’s elaborate showmanship is her own facade designed to heighten herself in the eyes of others. 

17. THE CONJURING (James Wan) 

As a longtime fan of the horror genre this past decade has been pretty rough. We’ve gone through the trend of torture porn and are still neck deep in the turgid found footage explosion, not to mention the countless remakes and sequels that are almost always terrible. It’s very rare to get a new horror film that’s any good, let alone one that takes off in a way that few could have anticipated. The Conjuring was that rare beast, not only a genuinely great picture but one that was embraced fully by critics and audiences, smashing the box-office during the summer and becoming a huge success on many levels. Of course that has now given the studio the idea to make a spin-off and maybe a sequel to it which is another sign of the death of this genre, but as long as we can have movies like The Conjuring show up there’s still hope alive. There’s nothing particularly new about the film, focusing on a haunted house that was investigated by the real-life couple who later took on the Amityville case, but James Wan’s decision to make it a throwback to the kind of films from the era its set in is exactly what was needed to make this one sing. With the combination of old-school techniques and new-school equipment, The Conjuring is the kind of film that shows you can sometimes teach old dogs new tricks and it creates for a visceral experience that may not have quite the same punch on repeated viewings but offers one hell of a thrill ride either way. 

16. IN THE HOUSE (Francois Ozon) 

Francois Ozon is one of the most underrated directors in modern film and In the House may just be his finest work to date. A bold, complex and marvelously creative exploration into the many facets of writing and a whole lot more, for something adapted from a play (by Juan Mayorga), it’s surprising how distinctive this film is to its director’s style. This fascinating tale begins with a high school teacher (Fabrice Luchini) becoming intrigued by a pupil’s (Ernst Umhauer) obsession with the seemingly quaint life of his classmate and two parents. Teacher and student embark on a dangerous expedition that treads on many layers of voyeurism, manipulation, naturalism and observation that comes not only with the human experience but more specifically with the work of writers. Anyone who considers themselves a writer, be it of books, scripts, reviews, short stories or anything, should do themselves a favor and check out Ozon’s enrapturing opera of twisting perspectives, ideas and plots. It comes a little unglued in the final stretch but that’s only noticeable due to how intricately woven the rest of the picture is, offering up many questions without a lot of easy answers and letting the viewer become just as much a participant as the characters themselves, who are also an audience to another story within the story. This is a complex journey into the mind of the writer as seen through the eyes of an audience, and the dangers that come with trying to objectively create your own design. 

15. PHILOMENA (Stephen Frears) 

One of the biggest surprises of the year for me. Philomena was done a disservice by the Weinstein marketing machine by being played up in the advertisements as the kind of treacly, emotionally manipulative and cringe-worthy light dramedy that he felt (probably rightfully) would bring in the biggest audience when in actuality it’s a film with a much more genuine, natural telling of an absolutely heartbreaking true story. Taking on her first leading role in a film since Notes on a Scandal (which was released seven years ago), Judi Dench portrays Philomena Lee, an Irishwoman who was forced fifty years ago as a pregnant teenager to give up her child and live in a convent to repent for her “sin” of lust. Philomena’s journey is one loaded with emotion and the combination of Dench, writer/co-star Steve Coogan and director Stephen Frears is able to present it to the audience in a way that draws on their humanity without feeling overly-manipulative or saccharine. I spent at least the last half hour of the film in tears, and I found myself wondering just how wrong this could have gone with a director less capable than Frears, who finally made a return to the kind of quality filmmaking that has been absent in his work for the past decade or so. This is a director who trusts his audience to respond naturally to a story and doesn’t feel the need to prompt them with manipulative cues for how they should be feeling in any given situation, and as a result he trusts in Dench to transfer everything honestly to the audience, allowing her to do wonders with such a strong role, delivering that human emotion in waves upon waves. 

14. TO THE WONDER (Terrence Malick) 

You’ve just created a film, widely considered to be your magnum opus, encompassing a scope as epic as depicting the literal creation of the universe and the afterlife. So, what do you do next? If you’re Terrence Malick, you take things in a more intimate direction with a domestic psychodrama detailing the coming together and falling apart of an American man and French woman. Played by Ben Affleck and Olga Kurylenko, with support from Rachel McAdams as a former flame and Javier Bardem as a troubled priest, the drama at the core of To the Wonder is semi-autobiographical for the filmmaker and yet it’s ultimately just a metaphor for his more universal themes of faith and love. Played without a traditional narrative structure and mostly told in whispered voiceover inserted atop handheld footage of the lovers in the throes of emotion, To the Wonder could easily be the director’s most polarizing work to date, but for this viewer it worked like a charm. Even some of Malick’s biggest fans (and the majority of critics) felt this was the director’s weakest effort, with most considering it his one failure, but for me it contained an emotional impact that I had never experienced with his films until now and while it may not have resonated as long as I would have liked it still hit me like a powerful wave while viewing the film. 

13. AIN’T THEM BODIES SAINTS (David Lowery) 

One of the toasts of the Sundance Film Festival early in the year, David Lowery's Ain’t Them Bodies Saints faded quickly on its release but if you haven’t seen it you should do yourself a favor and amend that. Plenty of reviews for the film noted the clear influence of Terrence Malick (ironically the man behind the film that ranks directly after this for me) and those comparisons are pretty apt in the way that Lowery is able to derive an emotional response from the poetic design of his direction. There’s a freedom to the way that Saints flows, almost stream-of-consciousness in some scenes, with every event feeling as natural as breathing. Some of the harsher critics of the film have gone as far to claim that it’s derivative of Malick more than anything else, and that’s where I’d say they’ve gone too far. There’s a fine line between influence and imitation, but I think Lowery takes inspiration from the director’s work while still crafting something very much of his own design. While Malick’s films are expansive and thematically potent, Lowery takes on a much more intimate and character-focused approach that makes Ain’t Them Bodies Saints really resonate and rely a lot on its actors. Thankfully he was able to assemble a superb cast of fine performers, led by Casey Affleck and Rooney Mara with noteworthy support from Ben Foster and Keith Carradine. 

12. STOKER (Chan-wook Park) 

About half an hour into Stoker I was feeling disappointment and begrudging the fact that I had to spend another hour with this mess. The quick editing from scene to scene, chopping them off before the picture could establish a rhythm and the heightened nature of all senses took the picture into an area that I was perplexed by and not particularly responsive to. Then the twist came, from the debut script of Prison Break star Wentworth Miller, and it all made sense. We are brought into this world through the perspective of India Stoker (Mia Wasikowska) and as a result it takes a while to adjust to her worldview but once it’s understood that this is what Stoker is, everything takes on a whole new level and the film begins its insane, layered and character-focused drive for the remainder of the picture. I still can’t say that I’m on board with how the first act takes place, but it’s certainly justified later on and through every breath it’s Chan-wook Park’s immaculate direction that guides Stoker into becoming one of the most individual, unique and creative movies of the year. Top that all off with another stunning performance by Mia Wasikowska, who has quickly become one of the very few young actors that I’m excited by or even interested in, and Stoker emerged as an early-year favorite for me that held on all the way to the end. 

11. THE EAST (Zal Batmanglij) 

A few years ago Brit Marling was the toast of Sundance with her writing and acting work in both Another Earth and Sound of My Voice. The latter was co-written and directed by Zal Batmanglij and two years later they have turned out another collaborative effort, this one a much more focused and topical thriller that delves into the world of freeganism through an anarchist group looking to take down major corporations through guerrilla attacks. Marling stars as an operative for a private intelligence firm, but when she finds herself getting in too deep with this group everything turns upside down for her and she is no longer sure where her loyalties lie. Sound of My Voice had a lot of interesting ideas and a phenomenal ambiance but its idea never felt fully realized and it all climaxed with a shock value cliffhanger ending that felt cheap more than anything else, but The East sees the Marling/Batmanglij team take their considerable talents and put them to their full potential with a timely thriller that excites its audience as much as it engages them in real-world themes and ideas. Marling only emerged back in 2011 but in three years she has become one of the most exciting and promising voices in current cinema and I can’t wait to see what we get from her next (Sundance will bring us another performance from her in Another Earth director Mike Cahill's I Origins). 

10. THE WOLF OF WALL STREET (Martin Scorsese) 

Within the first five minutes of Martin Scorsese’s The Wolf of Wall Street, we see American golden boy Leonardo DiCaprio throw a midget into a giant bullseye, receive oral sex while speeding down a highway in his sports car, snort cocaine out of a prostitute’s anal cavity and land a helicopter in his backyard. Whether that made you laugh hysterically or cringe and want to run out the door is a pretty decent indicator as to whether or not you’re going to be on board for this movie. For me it was decidedly the former and for the next two hours of Scorsese’s epic three hour picture I was in absolute hysterics as we saw DiCaprio and his cohorts traverse a world of excess, excess, excess with one scene of depraved, drug-fueled, sex-crazed debauchery after another. The laborious final hour drags the pace down to a painful level and offers up an attempt at humanizing DiCaprio’s character (the real-life Jordan Belfort) that felt inappropriate and insincere after two hours of watching this guy basically be the devil, but even in that final hour the movie manages to reach some high points of primal entertainment like the much-discussed cerebral palsy scene which is without a doubt the hardest I’ve laughed at a movie this year. DiCaprio’s performance is a commanding, show-stopping manipulation of that golden boy perception he’s cultivated over the years and Jonah Hill provides a turn that absolutely steals the movie in every scene he gets, but the real star of Wolf of Wall Street is the excess itself and whether that works or not for you is up for each individual person to decide but for me it ultimately created the funnest, funniest movie of the year, pacing problems be damned. 

09. DALLAS BUYERS CLUB (Jean-Marc Vallee) 

On paper, Dallas Buyers Club looked like a movie that was going to be a trying experience at best. Telling the true-story of a bigoted man diagnosed with AIDS in 1985 who then fought the system in an effort to bring illegal medication to sufferers like him, this had all the potential to be just another self-important, awards-baiting biopic of the worst breed. To my delight this wasn’t to be the case, as Jean-Marc Vallee (one of two French-Canadian directors to make my Top 10 Films of the year) turns Ron Woodruff’s story into a rambunctious, energetic journey with tons of heart and significance. Never backing down from Woodruff’s lesser qualities, nor the importance of this story, Dallas Buyers Club still manages to provide plenty of fun and charm, which shouldn’t be too surprising given that it’s led by Matthew McConaughey at the absolute peak of his career renaissance. In what I firmly believe is far and away the best performance of 2013, McConaughey brings Woodruff to life with all of his flaws, tragedy, heartache and rambunctious charm to create a character as fascinating and tough to pin down as the film itself. Dallas Buyers Club is the kind of important movie with a story that needs to be told that is smart and caring enough to never get bogged down in its own self-importance. There’s not a pretentious bone in here, and that kind of approach allows its strength to naturally translate off the screen. 


08. THIS IS THE END (Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen) 

This shouldn’t have worked. A who’s who gathering of some of the most popular comedic actors today coming out of the Apatow factory playing themselves all gathered for a giant party at James Franco’s house when the actual biblical apocalypse comes crashing down. On paper this reeked of the worst kind of self-aggrandizing narcissism possible but when Evan Goldberg and Seth Rogen got their hands on these guys (the two making their directorial debut as well as writing the picture, though naturally there was plenty of improvisation) they created something much more self-aware, scathing and absolutely, unbelievably hilarious than I could have ever imagined. With a central group played by Franco, Rogen, Jonah Hill, Jay Baruchel, Craig Robinson and Danny McBride, This is the End puts these guys through the gauntlet of slashing their public perception, their professional mistakes and their own personal dynamics, skewering themselves while offering the audience an inside baseball look at how these guys really think (maybe, at least partially). Whether we were watching the guys kick around a severed head because they were afraid to touch it, Jonah Hill getting possessed by the devil himself through coitus, a cannibalistic cameo of insane proportion or Franco and McBride’s argument over masturbation rules in someone else’s home, This is the End is the rare comedy to keep me laughing harder and harder from start to finish. 


07. CAPTAIN PHILLIPS (Paul Greengrass) 

As someone who has never considered himself a fan of Tom Hanks as an actor, it means a little extra something when I say that his performance in Captain Phillips is one of the best I’ve seen this year or of the past decade. Everyone talks about his incredible work in the final scene (deservedly so, it’s the best single moment of acting this year from anyone), but that shouldn’t take away from his selfless, inhabited work throughout the entirety of the film. Portraying Richard Phillips in the true story of the hijacking of a cargo ship by Somali pirates, Hanks captures in painstaking detail the emotion, intelligence and terror of this man while also making sure to give plenty of room for his Somali co-stars to shine, all of them played by first-time actors. Chief among them is Barkhad Abdi, a deserved Oscar nominee for his work as the leader of the pirates in the rare Hollywood picture that gives equal attention and detail to the kind of people who are more traditionally seen as caricature villains. With a script from the eternally underrated Billy Ray (seriously, watch Shattered Glass and Breach sometime) and the shaky-cammed, in-your-face direction we’ve come to expect from Paul Greengrass, Captain Phillips is one of the most thrilling and visceral pictures of the year but it’s also got a ton of heart and texture underneath its exciting trappings. 

06. AMERICAN HUSTLE (David O. Russell) 

The film that broke the internet, American Hustle is beloved by critics but the backlash online has taken things to a disturbingly personal level that I’m doing my best to stay the hell away from. While I can’t say that I have the passionate love for it that I do for the four films that I place above it, for me this was one of the most pleasurable and surprisingly emotional experiences of the year. Combining the free-wheeling, zany tomfoolery of David O. Russell’s early work like Flirting with Disaster and I Heart Huckabees with the more grounded, human stories that we saw in his The Fighter and Silver Linings PlaybookAmerican Hustle feels like the culmination of everything in his career to date and while it may clash with itself at times I think its imperfections are what define it as something indistinguishably of its creator and its all the better for them. This isn’t a perfect movie, no doubt, but neither are its broken characters and O. Russell uses the bizarre pacing of American Hustle to get the energy to an overwhelming extreme before cooling it down to turn the focus onto a deeper examination of its characters, acted out by the best ensemble of the year and essentially what O. Russell has become all about. Take note Scorsese, this is how you pace a movie in a creative and effective way.

05. ABOUT TIME (Richard Curtis) 

The marketing for About Time would have liked to have you believe that this was another romantic comedy with a time-travel male protagonist wooing Rachel McAdams, a strange and very specific subgenre, but that did a giant disservice to the beautiful picture this actually is. Coming from the mind of Love Actually writer/director Richard Curtis it’s easy to go into About Time with the wrong expectations, but coming out you’ll find that it’s a touching and thoughtful character piece about discovering the beauty in life and the things that really matter. Domhnall Gleeson continues his quick rise as one of the best actors of his generation with a superb, naturally evolving leading performance, but as much time as the film spends in the charming and very entertaining relationship between him and McAdams (a rare male-focused film that casts a female love interest who is five years older than the leading man) it also spends its time on the relationship between Gleeson’s character and his father, played in a career-best turn by Bill Nighy. Aided by scene-stealing supporting work from Lydia Wilson and Tom Hollander, About Time quietly became one of my favorite films of the year and if it weren’t for a meandering final act that drags on too long for no real purpose I could have easily seen it being even higher on this list.

04. SIDE EFFECTS (Steven Soderbergh) 

The earliest release to make this list is a film that stuck with me all the year through, and if his retirement is to stick is also the final theatrical release in the tremendous career of director Steven Soderbergh. Ending not on a heavy, politically relevant type of film like Traffic but instead on a pulpy thriller that throws one twist after another until the whole thing is boiling over with genre goodness, Side Effects is one of the most deliriously entertaining films of the year. Headlined by a surprisingly ingenious and multi-faceted performance by the great Rooney Mara, along with some of the best work Jude Law has done in years, this thriller goes so far beyond what you’d expect walking in or even after the first thirty minutes. Opening up as a tale of the big bad world of pharmaceutical companies and the dangerous consequences of our over-medicated world, the sharp turns in Scott Z. Burns’ script send us deep down a rabbit hole of power playing assholes who are constantly trying to get the upper hand while bringing each other to their downfall. Side Effects may be the last film of Soderbergh’s to see a theatrical release in the U.S. (Behind the Candelabra, released a few months later and just narrowly missing this list, got an HBO release in the states and a theatrical release elsewhere), but if it is he made sure to go out on a high note. 


03. HER (Spike Jonze) 

Her, just the fourth feature by Spike Jonze and his first stab at a solo original screenplay, is an enigma in that it can present different things for each and every viewer. It’s a personal film for Jonze that translates this kind of heavy emotional reaction to some viewers (me included) while leaving others cold, only able to appreciate the more surface-level aspects of it. These are no doubt impressive, with the costumes and production design effectively bringing us into a near-future that feels advanced while entirely familiar, but it’s that personal touch that lands it such a high spot on my list of best films of the year. A rarely-better Joaquin Phoenix and voice-only Scarlett Johansson capture the beauty and humanity in a relationship between a lonely divorced man and an operating system, but the genius in Jonze’s writing is how he uses this unconventional, prescient relationship to explore the many evolving paths of all relationships. Her unravels in a fascinating way, touching on elements that any person who has ever been in love can relate to while also making sure to not put too much pressure on the central relationship and rob it of its individuality by pushing all of these elements into that one dynamic. This is a touching film that should only look better as time goes on, but even now it’s one of the most impressive of this or any year. 

02. PRISONERS (Denis Villeneuve) 

If there was one movie in 2013 that seemed designed to appeal directly to me it was definitely Prisoners. Cold, long and dark as night, this is a crime thriller to end all crime thrillers, tossing us down into the labyrinthine hell with Keller Dover (Hugh Jackman) and Detective Loki (Jake Gyllenhaal) as they take opposite approaches in trying to find and rescue two young girls who went missing (one of them being Dover’s daughter). The script by Aaron Guzikowski takes things beyond the genre trappings into a murky moral area that does what the best crime thrillers are capable of doing – putting you into the shoes of these characters and asking what lengths you would go to if you were them. When Dover abducts and brutally tortures a suspect (Paul Dano) for days on end, the shattering complexity of Jackman’s performance is given an extra dose of resonance in how Guzikowski and director Denis Villeneuve turn that mirror onto the audience and confront them with whether or not they agree with his actions, and what the true extent of justice is if it gets the proper results in the end. Shot by the unbelievable talent that is Roger Deakins, who frames his actors in a way that adds so much more texture and gravitas, Prisoners sinks deep into the subconscious and refuses to exit long after we’re given the answers to the surface mystery. Villeneuve’s movie takes us into a dark world and for a breakneck duration of over two hours doesn’t let us go. Not that I wanted to be anywhere other than the bleak, cold hell these characters were living in. 

01. INSIDE LLEWYN DAVIS (Joel and Ethan Coen) 

After treating us like kids stuffed on sugar with four films in consecutive years from 2007 to 2010, Joel and Ethan Coen made us wait a couple before returning with one of their finest efforts to date. Inside Llewyn Davis is as sharp, witty and melancholy as you’d expect from the best filmmakers in American cinema but there’s something about it that caught me off guard and catapulted it to become my favorite film of the year; it’s got so much more heart than we’re used to seeing from them. While the brothers are generally considered as artists who take a step back from their characters and like to poke fun rather than delve into and understand them, Inside Llewyn Davis explores its central figure with an emotional impact that I hadn’t experienced in their work prior to it and soared through me from first frame to last. Thanks in part to a breakout performance from Oscar Isaac as the eponymous figure, this journey through the '60s folk scene and the clash between artistic integrity and mainstream conventionalism feels as personal to the Coens as it does to Llewyn himself and it takes the film to a different level. Inside Llewyn Davis boasts the best soundtrack of the year on top of everything else, and is a film I am sure I’ll find myself coming back to over and over as the years go by. As with any Coen movie, this one is covered from beginning to end in themes and metaphors that can be dissected time and again, something that makes for plenty of richness upon initial viewing and will sure to make the pleasure and intellectual fulfillment of the experience increase tenfold on repeated viewings. 

You look cute in my shirt

Summary/Prompt: “I may have slept in your shirt while you were gone.”


Word Count: 1733 words


Warnings: slight smut (but yeah not really), language, 


Pairings: Sebastian Stan x Reader 

Originally posted by agent-peggy

The house on nights like tonight were extremely boring and lonely. A cold breeze shot past me, sending shivers down my spine. Lately the house had been extremely cold and it obviously didn’t help that I walked around it in just a t-shirt and underwear. That is unless I had been accompanied by Sebastian or Chris, then I would be forced to put on more layers. And I’m not saying I liked that. 

As of right now, Sebastian and Chris where a 5 hour drive away from the house. Sebastian had crept into my room sometime yesterday during the earlier hours and had let me know that him and Chris were going to meet up with a couple of old time friends, and that they would be back no later than tomorrow at around lunch. 

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CEO!Luke Part 20

Y/N’s POV:

Warning: Smut

“Luke I look like shit and you look all handsome. We can’t go out” I say to him as I climb into his car. “Baby you always look beautiful whether you’re in sweats or wearing nothing at all” he winks at me. “You’re just saying that” I laugh at him as he pulls out. “Alright fine. How about this. I take you back to my place and you stay the night. We can order Chinese for dinner, get all cuddled up, and watch a movie” he offers putting his hand on my thigh. “That sounds perfect” I giggle smiling at him. Luke leans in to kiss me as I slowly place my lips on top of his. “You’re going to make me crash Darling” he whispers. “That’s your fault” I laugh licking his bottom lip. “Fucking hell you’re so sexy” he growled gripping the steering wheel. “Watch the road Hemming’s” I laugh as I lean back onto my seat. We drive for about ten minutes more just enjoying the comfortable silence between the two of us. “Home sweet home!” Luke smiles pulling into his garage along with his other two vehicles. He takes the keys out of the ignition and pushes his door open. He walks over to my side and opens the door for me helping me out. “Such a gentlemen” I say. “Yeah yeah” he smirks before smacking my ass. He shuts the garage door as we walk inside his condo. I slip off my shoes and rush up the stairs to go lay in his bed. “Where you going baby?” Luke calls after me. “To your bed” I giggle throwing the covers over myself. Luke comes up from the stairs and smiles at me. “You’re adorable” he chuckles. “Come here. I need your help with something” he says to me. “Me? Help you?” I tease. “Yes Baby you” he tells me taking my hands and leading us to his closet. “Whoa. You have a lot of suits!” I say looking at his organized, color coordinated closet. “I know. That is why I need your help putting my suit away. There a specific spot for it” Luke says. “Just throw it in the dirty laundry” I respond. “Baby you can’t just throw it in the laundry after wearing it once” he says. “That’s true but I want cuddles and food” I whine tugging on his arm.

“Sweetheart we will do that very soon” he chuckles at me. “And I want kisses” I say to him. “Someone’s needy today, huh?” he asks me kissing my forehead. “So needy” I whisper making Luke smirk. “And it’s gonna get worse as I get even more bigger” I say holding my stomach. “That won’t be a problem because I will be there to care, hold, and kiss you everyday. Don’t forget that pregnancy sex is a thing too baby” he smirks. “Not rough sex Luke” I laugh at him. “I know baby I know” he smiles. “Anyway you’re suit belongs here” I tell him walking over to his closet and creating an open space between two other suits. “See this is why I love you” Luke smiles gently placing his suit in his closet. “I feel a very Christian Grey vibe in here Luke” I laugh looking around. “How? I’m just very organized” he says. “Yes I know but you have all your suits color coordinated and your ties neatly rolled up in drawers” I smirk opening his draw and showing him. “Then we have something in common” he says folding his arms. “Whatever you say” I roll my eyes and walk past him. “Where are you going?” he asks me. “To go pick out a movie. Can you order the Chinese?” I ask. “I’ll do that now. Pick a good movie!” Luke says taking out his phone. As Luke is ordering our food, I scan through the movie choices on a shelf below Luke’s TV. I drag my finger along the sides of the DVD’s and stop on one of them. “Son of a bitch” I whisper to myself pulling out 50 Shades of Grey. Personally, I have never seen the movie myself but Clara told me all about it and the characters. She even told me how Luke and Mr. Grey are basically twins and I agree but I must see for myself now.

“Alright thank you bye” I hear Luke say into the phone. I sit on the edge of his bed waiting for him to be finished. After he hangs up, he walks over to me and sits down. “So what movie are we watching tonight Darling?” he asks me rubbing my back. I smirk and pull out the DVD and wait for Luke’s reaction to my choice. “You would” he grins laying down on his back. “I’ve never seen it Luke. I want to watch it and see how similar you and Christian are” I laugh looking down at him. “You sure? The love scenes are pretty intense” he tells me. “I’ve seen sex scenes Luke” I protest. “I know Y/N but like these scenes are BDSM. Are you comfortable with that?” he asks me. “Yeah I am” I say. “Alright Sweetheart. Just making sure” he smiles and takes the movie from my hands and heads toward the DVD player. I climb up further on his bed as I get myself comfortable under the covers. “When will the food be here?” I ask Luke. “About 45 minutes” he says joining me in the bed. “Good. I’m hungry!” I say leaning on his chest. “Me too” Luke growls kissing my forehead. “What are you hungry for?” I tease him. “I would say you baby but some chicken teriyaki is literally calling my name” he chuckles. “Yeah but I can scream your name” I smirk slowly sliding my leg up and down his. “Damn Princess. Where are you getting all this naughty language from?” he asks me. “Hm I don’t know. Maybe from my insanely sexual boyfriend” I smile kissing his lips. “Oh I see. Well then keep that up Darling cause Daddy’s gonna be all over you later” he growls into my mouth. “Can’t wait” I giggle laying back down on his chest as the movie starts.

40 Minutes Later..

Luke and I have boxes of food around us as we watch the movie stuffing our faces with either chicken or rice. In the movie, Christian and Ana are having their first intimate scene together as I look at Luke. “What’s wrong Love?” he asks me. “I thought he doesn’t make love. I thought he fucks hard like he told her” I say genuinely confused. “Well since she is a virgin he wants to go slow the first time you know? Then they will get more intense” he explains to me. “Oh okay” I respond stuffing my face with noodles. A loose noodle hangs from my closed mouth as Luke notices and giggles. “Let me get that for you” he smirks as his mouth comes closer to me. His soft wet lips come into contact with mine as he bites of the loose strand sucking it into his mouth. “I was going to eat that” I laugh at him. “Oops” he teases shaking his head at me before digging back into his rice. As the movie progresses, the scenes became more intimate and intense like Luke said. We put away all the food in the fridge and are now cuddling under the covers. Luke has taken his shirt and pants off due to the warmth in his room. “Luke?” I ask looking up at his face. “Yeah?” he responds. “Have you ever done stuff like this before? Like whip them or anything?” I ask curious. “No I haven’t. I mean I have used toys but I’m not really into whipping than I am into spanking. Why?” he tells me. “Just curious” I tell him. “Okay Love” he smiles and kisses my cheek a few time. After the final scene, I sit up with my mouth hung open. “They ended it with her heartbroken! That isn’t right!” I protest. “Calm down Baby. They are making two more movies” Luke laughs at me. “They better be or I’ll call them up and rant” I say. “I’m sure they would if they heard from you” he chuckles laying down. “Come lay down baby” he adds on. I lay down and just sigh looking at the ceiling. Luke plays with a loose strand of  my hair on top of my head as silence overcomes the room.

“I love you” Luke says breaking the silence. “Aw Luke. I love you too” I smile cupping his face. “I mean it Y/N. I really love you and I’m going to be here for you and our baby. I’ve always wanted a family and knowing you’re the mother just makes it even better. I know this might come off as strange to you but I’ve always wanted to be a dad. To be a father of my own children. My children that the love of my life and I have created together. Whether it’s a boy or girl, I’ll love my child unconditionally and I’ll never stop. Just like how I’ll never stop loving you Y/N. Knowing that a beautiful, smart, passionate, strong, caring woman is carrying my child makes me so incredibly happy. Now that I think about it, I just can’t imagine anyone else besides you. I fell in love with you the moment I say you and that is a true fact” Luke breathes out as tears flow down my cheeks from his loving words. “Luke Hemming’s you’re the sweetest man on this earth and I’m in love with you so much” I cry out as I kiss his lips hard. Sparks, butterflies, everything magical fluttering in my stomach telling me that Luke is the one for me and nothing could change that now. “God I love you” he growls laying me down on my back gently. His big hands slowly raise my shirt off my body throwing it across the room. Luke’s mouth instantly finds it ways to my nipples as his hands grasp them hard. I throw my head back enjoying the feeling of him touching me again. Luke takes his time as he swirls his tongue around each of my nipples. “Luke!” I laugh as he raises his head. “I just can’t get enough of you and your pretty tits baby” he huffs out as he kisses down my stomach. His hands pull down down the waist strap of my shorts along with my thong and throws them onto the ground. “I’ve missed this sight so much” he says looking up and down my body. “You’re wearing too much” I whine looking at him. “Sweetheart I’m only wearing boxers” he chuckles at me. “Still. Too much” I giggle leaning up and ripping them down his thighs revealing his semi hard length. “You like what you see Baby?” he asks me. “Mhm” I smirk at I take his length into my hand and start to pump his length. “Lukey you’re tip is so red” I grin at him. “Why don’t you use that pretty mouth of yours? I’ve missed it so much” he says caressing my face his with fingers

I instantly take his throbbing tip into my mouth as I close my wet lips around it sucking it hard just the way Luke likes it. “Shit. Ugh” he breathes out as I continue to pleasure his head. “You look so gorgeous sucking my cock Sweetheart you know that? So fucking gorgeous” Luke tells me as he throws his head back is awe. “Your cock tastes so good Daddy” I say to him as I gain some more confidence in my dirty talk. “I bet it does Princess. God you’re going to kill me with your dirty talk huh?” he asks slowing rocking his hips into my mouth. “Mhm” I moan sending more pleasure into him. “How about we try something new tonight Princess? Would you be comfortable with that?” Luke asks me taking himself out of my mouth. “What were you thinking?” I ask. “Well I was thinking maybe we could try 69. What do you think?” Luke asks sitting down next to me. “I’ve never done it before” I truthfully say. “That’s okay Baby. I’ll guide you through it. It’s honestly so simple” he tells me. “Okay so what do I do?” I ask. “I lay down on the bottom while you basically sit on my face but while I’m pleasuring you, you are down there pleasuring me. Do you get it?” he asks. “So you’re eating me out while I’m sucking you off?” I ask him. “Yes. Do you wanna try?” Luke inquires. “Alright” I say giving off a small smile. Luke crawls further onto the bed and plops down in the middle waiting for me. “Come here Princess” he says tapping his chest. “I’m going to crush you” I tell him. “Oh stop Y/N. No you won’t. If I can fuck you standing up like we did in Vegas for like a half an hour, I’m pretty sure you sitting on my face won’t do any harm” he smirks. “Whatever you say” I say straddling his chest. “Time for my favorite meal of the day” Luke chuckles as my heat hovers over his mouth. I only laugh as I was about to lean down but Luke’s tongue is very impatient as he swipes a lick up my folds making me gasp.

“Mhm!” I screech as he does it again. I lean down and grab Luke’s now hard length into my hand and pump him slowly making sure I rub my thumb over his tip. “Baby I need your mouth so badly” Luke growls as he starts lapping my folds with his tongue. His eagerness makes me even more wet so I begin to suck him off. Feeling Luke literally devour my entrance makes me moan second by second causing me to suck harder and faster up and down his length. “Ugh fuck Darling that’s it” Luke groans grasping my bum with his hands. He suddenly bites my left cheek gently causing me to push forward. “No biting!” I giggle at him. “Sweetheart you don’t understand. Your pussy, ass, body, tits, everything I just want to devour with my mouth!” he shouts. “You can now get back to work or I’ll do it myself” I say to him. “I love it when you talk dirty” he growls as his tongue laps up my clit again making my eyes shudder. I swirl my tongue around his red tip a couple times as I fully take him in my mouth. Luke starts to shift around a little so I plant my hands on his thighs the best I can to make him stop squirming. I bob my head up and down his hard length repeatedly not stopping because I want Luke to cum. I want to hear his screams for me and how good I make him feel. I skillfully use both hands without losing my balance and rub him even more causing grunts from Luke. “You going to cum Lukey?” I ask. “If you continue that god yes” he groans entering his tongue into my heat. I’m unable to say much so all I do is just moan as much as I can. “Fuck Princess I’m going to cum!” Luke warns me as he starts to buck his hips. I grip his balls gently as Luke almost shouts. “Fuck! Baby I’m cumming! I’m cumming!” he yells as he shoots his head back against the pillow just moaning out swears. His warm load fills my mouths as I swallow every drop of him.

“Yes! Ugh god baby you’re perfect” he hisses as I look at him. Those familiar dark grey eyes appear on Luke’s flustered face. “You’re not finished yet baby girl” he smirks as he holds my hips tight. His mouth attaches onto my clit making me gasp. He wiggles his head back and forth just kissing, licking, sucking my heat as I close my eyes. “Ugh Luke” I moan as I start to grind back and forth against his mouth. “You like this baby girl? Me eating your pretty pussy out?” Luke asks me. “God yes!” I moan as Luke starts to guide my hips. “Make me cum Daddy!” I shout not realizing what I just said. “You my dirty girl baby?” Luke asks me spanking me gently. “Yes Daddy” I respond as I lose energy. “Lukey!” I whine out feeling my orgasm coming. “Cum for me Princess. All over my mouth” he encourages me. Luke’s tongue swipes up my clit once and I’m gone seeing stars. “Ugh! Fuck!” I scream collapsing against his thighs as Luke brings me to my release. After a few seconds, Luke slides out from underneath me and lays down beside me. “How was that baby?” he asks me rubbing my back. “I love you” I say out of breath. Luke smiles and leans down kissing my lips as I taste myself on him. He puts back on his boxers and he kneels on the end of the bed grabbing my legs so I’m near him. Luke captures my face in his hands again kissing me once more. There are so many different types of kisses. Luke and I have shared many types such as rough, cute, quick, wet, kisses but this one was different. It sent butterflies and sparks into my stomach making me smile against his mouth. Luke pulls away with such calm and love in his face. “What are you thinking?” I ask sweetly. “Marry me” he blurts out. “What!?” I ask him only causing Luke to flash his big white smile at me. 

Thank you guys so much for waiting this long! You’re honestly troopers for that. So that was Part 20! I hope you enjoyed it. This series will be winding down very soon so send in those requests for some imagines and other smuts! Again, thank you and I love you all! Xx

anonymous asked:

Hi~~ Can you do the skinship timeline with Jimin, please? :) Thank you! ♥️

I haven’t started writing or even thinking about this yet but I predict I will die of bias feels midway. SO. Lets get started. This is going to be long.

Holding hands: everyone knows jiminnie wants to hold hands and he will definitely really want to hold hands – so much so that he will practically be…I don’t know how to say this…hungry for it? HE’D JUST REALLY REALLY WANT TO HOLD HANDS SEE everything else be damned and he really really wants to do it as soon as possible because he strikes me as the type to want to show off to the world HEY LOOK THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND with the help of PDA and literally the only thing that would probably be a halting factor would be the fear that he’d come off as too pushy and that you’d leave him because of that which hah why would you because excuse me um Park fucking Jimin but back to the point. He’d think and think and think and just about kill himself over how badly he wants to hold your hand but IS THIS THE RIGHT TIME HAVE YOU PROGRESSED ENOUGH WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP?? Eventually it’ll get so much he’d just ask you like hey can I hold your hand? Which you wouldn’t refuse because like I said, PARK JIMIN and then he’d give you this smile this really cute heartmelting smile that reminds you of a kid who you just gave candy to and then he’d reach out shyly and take your hand AND HE’D BE SO CONCERNED ABOUT IT TOO LIKE WHAT IF MY HAND IS TOO SWEATY OR CLAMMY BUT I CANT GIVE UP THIS OPPORTUNITY and it’d be so awkward and so embarrassing and you’d practically feel the awkwardness and the insane amount of happiness radiating off of him and basically here starts the time where your hand practically belongs in Jimin’s

Hugging: skinshippy boy who just needs all sorts of physical contact BUT JUST CANNOT BRING HIMSELF TO INITIATE IT– he’d gather up all his courage to hug you when you’re not looking but just then you’d turn and smile and he’d feel it all drain away and he’d hate you so much for reducing him to such a desperate state. He’d keep trying to convince himself hey its okay she wouldn’t mind BUT OH GOD WHAT IF SHE DOES until eventually he finds himself sitting next to you watching a movie or something and he just stretches and does that arm around hug thing AND HE TOTALLY DOESN’T MEAN TO but you think he did it on purpose because he wants to hug you and you’d shift until you’re leaning against his shoulder AND THAT IS WHEN HIS BRAIN PROCESSES WHAT IS HAPPENING oh she’s leaning against me and my arm is over there and oh shit oh shit oh shitttttt and then he’d force himself to pull his arm down until it’s around you and you’d snuggle closer and then he’d just be elated like I HUGGED HER FUCK YEAH I’M THE MAN

Kissing: I think this won’t take much time tbh. Most likely he’d take you out on what would be like your fourth maybe fifth date and you’d just be sitting there and laughing about something and he’d lean across the table and kiss you – yes in front of everyone – and you’d just be so shocked and embarrassed and happy and he’d apologize to you like I’M SORRY I COULDN’T HELP IT and you’d just smile and laugh at him and everything would go back to normal but he’d spend the rest of the date being worried about it until he leaves you at your doorstep and you stop him when he turns to go by pulling at his collar and kissing him full on the mouth. He’d definitely make some greasy comment about it like “you just cant resist me at all can you” (to which you should be sassy and reply with “you cant resist me either” and tease him very sexually – I’m sorry back to the the point..) but he’d be shy about it and would still be shy with every kiss you give him for a really long time after that and he’d TOTALLY be into giving you small cheek kisses in front of the rest of Bangtan (something that would embarrass you, disgust them and give jimin an ego boost)

Cuddling oh baby he’d want this so quickly he wouldn’t even wait too long he’d be all for showing up at your place on what he deems are “good cuddling days” and he’d just sit on the couch/bed and pull you with him and wrap the blanket around you and tell you how much he loves you and just give you these really cute kisses and make greasy comments (he’s so famous for that jimin you shitface) and you’d just really love him so much at that point you’d kiss him all over his face to see him grin shyly at you and basically cuddling with jimin would be something you would look forward to every week ALSO I THINK YOU CAN MOST PROBABLY GET HIM TO AGREE WITH WHATEVER YOU WANT HIM TO AGREE WITH YOU ON WHILE CUDDLING because skinship is jiminnie’s weakness and he’d do anything for you at that point

Making out this would take time. He’d think about it frequently but he wouldn’t really dwell on it as such. It’d be a thing he’d expect to happen sure but it might not necessarily happen in a relationship. It’s a semi-sexual thing to do and he wouldn’t want to go too far with someone he might not really last with. He’d hold out as long as he can and I think he’d probably wait for at least 5 or 6 months before he just cannot hold himself back one day and it just happens. He’d DEFINITELY be intensely greasy about it oh my god he’d so so so smirk at you when you part all breathless and panting I can almost imagine it—it’d still be pretty infrequent at first but then as your relationship progresses and you become more serious about the thing then I guess it’d get more of a recurrent thing

Sex would be a HUGE deal for him. It’d be something almost taboo until you’re at a certain point in your relationship. Tbh I think Jimin would actually be the most aware of the sanctity of sex - that’s just my opinion tho, that sex is a kind of sacred act, people might disagree with me on this, but I feel idk that Jimin would agree that sex is a big big big thing. It wouldnt necessarily happen in a relationship, like with making out. He’d actually sit and weigh the pros and cons of going that far with someone – are you the right person? Has your relationship gone that far? Would you be okay with it? Is HE okay with it? Eventually, when he decides that sex with a certain someone is something that he’d actually be okay with at a certain point in time, he’d still delay the matter and most probably hint something about it, until he finds out that you’re okay with it too. Now there’s mutual consent and he can actually go ahead and have sex with you. And this is where his greasiness and teasing starts oh god there would be no end. He’d get his fair share of teasing from your side, sure sure, no doubt about that but he’s so cheesy god help me he’d be so gentle and sexual and inappropriate at every moment of the day. He’d go for sexting at first – when he knows you’re in public – before slowly progressing to phone sex and basically just telling you how much he’s desperate and just you wait and then eventually naughty touches during cuddling which would also be taken outside of cuddling and in public, LIKE EXCUSE YOU JIMIN GET YOUR FUCKING FOOT AWAY FROM MY PRIVATES WE ARE AT A RESTAURANT—but the actual sex would be carefully planned and gentle and cautious. First time. Second time. Third time. And now you are in for a regular feeding of your sex drive get your vaginas ready goddammit jimin how dare you destroy me like this

I knew I’d die. Hello guys this is my soul.

-pepper

Fashionably Late

Metalocalypse just turned ten years old. I remember what it was like being 10 years old … can’t say I was a fan.  I also can’t say I’m happy with the fate of what has been one of the singlemost important bits of media to cross my path in the 32 years I’ve been spinning on this rock adrift in the cosmic emptiness of space.

Sometimes a show, or a movie, or a book, or a comic can become too important to people.  I think that sometimes it supplants the place of religion in the spiritual annals of far too many folk – and as a result, things can get really ugly really fast.  But sometimes, that same devotional drive can also be something that does an immense amount of Good.

Metalocalypse is far from perfect, but it didn’t need to be. It just needed to be in the first place. It came to me at the right time, in the right place – when I needed it more than I could have ever known.  As silly (or even insane) as it may seem, through this show’s characters, story and music, I was able to find out a lot about who and what I am as a person.  The notion that surfaced in the later episodes, that family isn’t always who you are related to by blood – but can and often is the people in your inner circle that care about you, was incredibly important to me.

I have made over 8000 images for this blog. Why? That’s an astounding amount of time and effort put into something for no tangible “reward”. I had many reasons for doing it – most them involving amusing myself as well as the love of my life – but mostly it came down to two things: God DAMN the between-season waits were awful, wouldn’t it be nice to have something to fill the gap … and I love making people laugh.  And as far as I know, many of you did. And as far as I know – many of you still are.  I’ve never claimed to do a great job at what I do, I use MSPaint for crying out loud, but I wanted more than anything to be consistent. I think I’ve achieved that, at the very least.  My reward has been seeing you guys reblog things and tag it #canon, or even all the RP blogs that’d take a prompt from a post I made and work it into their strorylines. Sometimes posts would even inspire artwork – AMAZING artwork at that.  My reward was seeing everyone else that loves this show as much as I do love it even more. 

When Galaktikon II comes out, I believe we will be treated to the finest music Brendon and company have ever given us.  As sick with anger and bitterness as I am with [adult swim], my fury and frustration has to pale in comparison to Mr. Small’s.  They’re essentially keeping the name and rights from him out of spite, and whatever childish squabbles we’ve had in our fandom don’t even come close to how juvenile that is. Fans can be awful, entitled little beasts … but isn’t it great to know that even at our worst we’re still better than the alleged human beings that work at William’s Street?

I can’t keep doing this blog forever. I wish I could, but there will come a day when the posts will end. I vowed from the very beginning that I would stick with it until Dethklok’s final note rang in my ears – and I’m keeping that promise. I’ll be here, every day, 5 times a day until we, the fans, get our closure. Insert metaphor about a single candle flickering in the dark of a very long night.

In conclusion, I only have this to say: all of you, every single one of you, are amazing.  You might not think so, and in fact – this world works very hard to tell us that we’re not.  But together, and as individuals, we are all capable of creating something great.  Be it a blog like this, artwork, fanfiction, MEMEs, discourse (even the negative shit) – it’s all great because you are great.  I have tended to adopt a standoffish and aloof persona when handling this blog because mostly, I don’t really know how to handle it when people say they like me. Or that they like a thing I did. My inbox is full of unanswered anonymous praise that I feared to publish because I didn’t wanna look like I was too full of myself.  I want you to know, anons, that each and every single one of those messages has meant the world to me – and sometimes I even go back and read them when I feel really low and like I’ve never contributed anything worthwhile to this world. If I’m being truthful, I have to say … I love you. I love all of you. And that’s so not metal, but … love is absolutely the most brutal thing I have ever done.  Nothing else in this world can change a person for the better like love can, and Dethklok embodies this idea more than you might think.

With the most brutal love ever (in both amount and intensity),
Admin A.

anonymous asked:

What are a few books you'd recommend someone read? That you really like? I'd like some new books to read and I figured I'd ask you?

oh boy, you’ve really opened pandoras box now, because i have a lot

here we go, I’m going by genre:

SciFi:

The Barsoom Series (also known as the John Carter books) by Edgar Rice Burroughs. There are eleven books in the series, but they’re really short. This shit is gonna be 100 years old in two years, but it still holds up. Attractive, sarcastic motherfucker goes to mars, meets aliens, action happens. Has badass warrior ladies, which was huge for that time period. If you’ve seen the movie, you kinda know the gist of it, but holy crap the movie is shit compared to the books. 

The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams. Technically six books, but Adams died before he could write the sixth so Eoin Colfer stepped in and wrote it. World gets blown up to make a hyperspace bypass, the last man alive and a cast of ridiculous characters end up traversing the universe together. Marvin the depressed robot is the greatest character you will ever meet. This series is fucking insane. It’ll make you fall to the floor gasping for air one minute, and the next it’ll fuck your mind so bad you need to stare at a wall for an hour. Everything is connected. And I do mean fucking everything. Some of the best comedy I’ve ever read.

Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. It’s Jurassic Park, you know what the fuck it’s about. But the book is a lot different and a shit ton more intense than the movie. I had nightmares about this shit. It’s great.


Fantasy:

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor. Three books, but they’re pretty damn long. Holy fucking shit, this series. It’s one of those things that no matter how many times you try to explain it, you just can’t. It’s one of the most beautifully written and brilliantly imagined series I’ve ever read. The characters feel alive, the magic feels real, and the tears you’ll shed are definitely gonna be real. If you like mythical creatures, mystery, magic, paradoxes, and some of the most gorgeous writing you’ll ever read, this is the book for you.

Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. Stand alone book. The most absurdly amazing book you’ll ever read. Basically, an angel who sucks at being an angel and a demon who sucks at being a demon like the world the way it is, so they decide to sabotage armageddon. But somebody has misplaced the antichrist. It’s fucking hilarious, very clever, riddled with Queen songs, and just when you think it can’t get any more insane, it does. Holy shit it does.


The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini. Four books in the series. Dragons. Magic. An evil ruler that has to be defeated. All the classic fantasy you could possibly want, written beautifully. 


Urban Fantasy:

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan. Five books in the series. Modern day Greek Mythos. Fucking hilarious first person narration given from one of our many demigods, Percy Jackson. The chapter titles are a gift to this world, shit like “I Accidentally Vaporize My Pre-Algebra Teacher.” Good gods, do yourself a favor and read this.

The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. Fifteen books so far, not stopping any time soon. This series has it all. Humor, heartbreak, magic, amazing villains, mystery in Chicago. The main character is the most wisecracking wizard to ever exist, I’ve fallen off the bed laughing several times due to the narration alone. The world is amazingly well developed, the characters are perfect, the writing is hilarious, but also incredibly fucking sad when it needs to be. I can’t say too much without giving away spoilers, but if you’re willing to start this monster of a series, it’s absolutely worth your time.

The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Claire. Six books. This series is very well written, the shadow world is amazingly well developed, it’s funny, heartbreaking, badass, and a really entertaining read. Plus, a couple gay and bisexual main characters. Very angelic based, most of the main characters are nephilim, keeping ‘order’ in the shadow world, which doesn’t bode well for the other magical creatures that exist. Revolts happen, and wars break out, causing several cases of severely questioned morals, so if you like that sort of thing, this series is definitely up your alley. Magnus Bane is a gift to humanity.

The SPI Files by Lisa Shearin. Two books so far. Very similar to the Dresden Files, magic wise. The main character is a tiny, hilarious, adorable, blonde, tequila drinking, powdered-donut loving Seer in a supernatural agency full of badasses. Very funny, the one liners in these books are legendary. It’s a very unknown series, but it’s really good, and I’d really love to see more people read it.

These are just off the top of my head, so there are plenty more I didnt think of just now…

go read! and I’m sorry for probably ruining your life!