my life with ron

hp characters as anna kendrick’s tweets

harry: It’s cute how I used to think this “barely-holding-it-together” feeling was temporary.

ron: Sometimes I think “I need to think before I speak” and then other times I think “I shouldn’t leave the house or interact with people ever.”

hermione: I woke up just before winning the argument in my dream. Fuck this day.

draco: For someone with such an intense need to be liked you’d think I would have figured out how to be less of an asshole.

neville: My daily objective is less about goal achievement and more about regret management.

ginny: “You’re the only person in the world I don’t hate right now" is as close as I get to saying “I love you”

luna: When *I* played Barbie, I stripped her naked and melted her with matches.

voldemort: My life would be so much easier if it wasn’t for that thing…God, what is that thing called…other people.

dumbledore: If I die unexpectedly can everyone just do the right thing and pretend I was a way better person than I am?

snape: Can I petition to make holding grudges an Olympic event? Cause I’ve been in training my whole life.

  • ron bashers: romione sucks because ron doesn't care about her
  • me, an intellectual: harry potter and the deathly hallows uk edition page 375, chapter 23, line 8
  • Harry: I think Malfoy was created for the soul purpose of making me miserable.
  • Hermione: [sarcastically] Yes. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy decided to have a baby, not to produce their pureblood heir and have a family but to put a force on this planet to make Harry James Potter as miserable as possible.
  • Harry: So you get it then! Perfect!
  • Hermione: [incredulously] Really? THAT is what you took from that?
  • Harry:
  • Hermione: [sighs] I'll just add this incident to the list of reasons Ron and I think you're in love with him and move on with my life.
Being a multishipper like

When there are ships I ship only under certain circumstances and then ships where I Do Not Care how it happened just that it happened and ones that I will literally read Every Single Fic for. I love all of them.

And then there’s the notps that I just avoid like a ~normal person~

“Malfoy?“

“Hmm?“ he murmured against her neck, relishing the feeling of her hair on his skin. It was really silky and so uncontrollable he sometimes was afraid that it would strangle him.

“Can you move away for a second? I need to—“

He shook his head and buried it deeper in the crook of her neck, her whining be damned. She had such a delicious scent, vanilia and magnolias, so innocent and so untainted. It aroused him to no end.

“Draco!“ she barked again, but still no answer. He was sleep-deprived and so exhausted that even breathing seemed to be hard enough to be done all by himself. “You need to move if oyu don’t want to suffocate your own son! Does the name Scorpius ring any bells?“

And there it was.

He landed on his backside on the floor, in confusion, blinking up owlishly and the white-washed haired toddler that had very effectively kicked him in the ribs.

Fuck that sprong - he grumbled - mummy is mine!

The toddler - as if understanding what his dad was mumbling - flashed him a radiant smile.

My mum will hear about this! - he mouthed clumsily. 

Ron and Hermione can enjoy complete silence together. 

One or the other can make two cups of cinnamon tea, they can sit three feet away from each other on the couch, Ron reading the paper and Hermione reading this month’s bestseller from the Quibbler’s It List, and for an hour everything is at peace in the world. 

They argue of course, oh, they argue, but not as much as one might think. Even Harry doesn’t know the extent to which they enjoy each other’s company, plain and simple. They’re perfectly happy to support each other’s passions and joys, taking pleasure in the other’s fulfillment. Everything in their lives is push and pull, and both get exactly what they need. 

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The stories about me. You want to know if they’re true, right? You know the funny thing about stories like that? Everyone always says they heard it from someone who was there. Then if you ask that person, they say they heard it from someone who was there, and so on. I bet if you went back 2,000 years, you’d find a bunch of centurions standing around talking about how Tertius lopped the heads off of some Carthaginian prisoners.

The years through Ron Weasley's perspective

1. Ron Weasley and the time he almost died playing chess to save his friends

2. Ron Weasley and the time he faced one of his biggest fears just so Harry wouldn’t have to do it alone

3. Ron Weasley and the time he stood up to a known murderer to protect his friends

4. Ron Weasley and the time he expressed normal human emotions

5. Ron Weasley and the time he stood up for Harry when others didn’t believe him

6. Ron Weasley and the time he supported his friends even when they were shown blatant favoritism

7. Ron Weasley and the time he struggled with but overcame his insecurities so he could help his friends

If you don’t think Ronald Weasley was fueled by the need to help and protect his friends throughout all the books just because he was insecure….you’ve got some reassessing to do

You know what I really need rn? An Anastasia!Drarry AU.

Give me a snarky Draco who doesn’t remember his past forced to work with a (handsome) bossy Harry and his hungry, friendly partner Ron.

Give me Draco coming up the stairs in a beautiful sky blue suit (or dress, I’m not picky) and Harry going slack jawed before swooping him up in a waltz.

Give me Ron, encouraging Draco as he slowly learns more and more about his past.

Give me Draco answering all of Hermione’s questions in order to get to Queen Narcissa and prove he’s the prince.

Give me angst Harry, realizing Draco was his prince all along, knowing he could never act on his feelings.

Give me all of them, a night in Paris, enjoying their last moment together before they learn their fate from the queen.

Give me Harry wanting so bad to admit his feelings before Dracos out of his life and vice versa.

Give me Narcissa, so heart broken about losing her son she never wants to see another faux version of him again.

Give me Harry, hijacking a car just to give Draco everything he can and everything he deserves.

Give me Narcissa, subtly telling Draco to follow his heart.

Give me Harry and Draco, fighting off Rasputin (Snape???) and ultimately saving each other’s lives.

Give me Harry and Draco, dancing in the moonlight, before coming together to share their first of many kisses.

Just give me every moment of Anastasia with Harry and Draco please. I need this in my life.

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get to know me meme - [18/25] films
↳ the music man (1962) dir. morton dacosta

“Please folks.  May I have your attention please?  Attention please!  I can deal with this trouble, friends, with a wave of my hand, this very hand!  Please observe me if you will. I’m Professor Harold Hill, and I’m here to organize the River City Boys’ Band!  Now think my friends, how can any pool table ever hope to compete with a gold trombone?  Remember my friends, what a handful of trumpet players did to the famous, fabled walls of Jericho - oh billiard parlour walls come a-tumblin’ down!  Oh a band will do it, my friends, oh yes, I say a boys’ band, do you hear me?  I say, River City’s gotta have a boys’ band, and I mean she needs it today.  Well Professor Harold Hill’s on hand, River City’s gonna have her boys’ band, as sure as the Lord made little green apples - and that band’s gonna be in uniform!”