my life or just what's cool

fawnsoftly  asked:

I wanted to ask you this forever!! what's your favorite..ANIME!!! Like something I would fall in love with and devote my life to, tysm ily

OH MY GOD. THIS. THIIIIIIS I cannot answer. I have waaaaaay too many. Lemme just casually list the ones I die for and nerd out too much about _(┐「ε:)_♡

-bungou stray dogs (its SOOO AMAZING I CANNOT)
-kyoukai no kanata (I love the story)
-world trigger (idk the entire thought of aliens from another dimension and having to fight against them is super cool)
-ao haru ride (I’m a sucker for shoujos)
-say I love you (same as shoujos)
-ao no exorcist (rin is just so h o t)
-Tokyo ghoul (I’m not sorry)
-no game no life (I’m mean of course)
-owari no seraph (I love yuu x Mika I’m sorry)

I need to stop the list is endless LOLOL

Also I’m really loving maid dragon, and masamune kun no revenge it’s bomb af (*´꒳`*) ♡

Update: how I could forget. HIMOUTO UMARU CHAN WTF IS WRONG WITH ME, ☆
Noora style
  • <p> <b>Me standing up to people *before SKAM ™*:</b> just cos you suck dick, doesn't mean you have to be one<p/><b>Me standing up to people *after SKAM ™*:</b> what an awesome guy you are. what happened that made you have such a large inferiority complex that you have to piss on the feelings of a first year girl for you to feel cool? were you never validated as a child or? did mommy never compliment your drawings? or did daddy never come to any of your graduations? you didn't have hair on your dick in 7th grade and you were bullied for it? anyway, you have to seriously get over it and start behaving like a human. stop walking around like a fucking cliche.<p/></p>

anonymous asked:

Okayyyy... soooo... I kind of really value your opinion a lot?? Anyways... I just got a septum piercing and I was wondering what you think Shawn's opinion would be? Or what you think? I like it and that's what really matters but idk... my dad said I'll "attract the wrong guys" with the piercing and that I look like a slut idk I don't even see my dad that often so yeah I guess I'm just looking for positive yet cynical outlook on life! I LOVE YOU BTW EVERYTHING ABOUT YOUR BLOG IS AMAZING!! -yvonne

I love septum piercings they are so badass and if you want to hide it it’s relatively easy. And they look so. fucking. cool. My jaw dropped when I read what your dad said. No offense but what an ass??? Don’t listen to him I know you look amazing. I just know. YOU HAVE A SEPTUM PIERCING THAT IS SO SO COOL AND THEY LOOK SO PRETTY I M JEALOUS!!!!!
And honestly Shawn would love it because it would make you more badass, it would bring out his inner sub. But you also look so gorgeous? he would be all over the place: to fuck you roughly against the door or to let you make him whine underneath you? THE STRUGGLE


shout out to my favorite child @pizzazzer for tagging me in things and just being super cool (ily)

1) what are you looking forward to for 2017?
my muse concert tbh. also just me getting my life together

2) if you could teleport anywhere rn where would it be?
To someone’s house that already has the Nintendo switch so I can borrow it

3) whats your favorite season?
winter, if I’m a hoe for anything it’s the cold

4) what talent/skill do you want to pick up?
skateboarding, or playing the piano. always wanted to do either of those

5) what’s your favorite memory?
oh goodness, any with my brother at disney world or muse playing starlight live

6) whats your favorite old song?
I really like sharp dresses man or just about any AC/DC dong

7) how would you describe your style?
comfortable and/or retro

8) whats your best quality?
what best quality? Idk man, I guess my compassion for others

9) worst quality?
other than everything, probably how I can be stubborn with a lot of things

10) what’s on your bucket list
Skydiving, disney world with best friends, go to Alaska, and some others idk

Okay, my question for y'all are

1. Favorite album of all time
2. What does your favorite blanket look like?
3. Last video game you played
4. What is your ‘fuck everything’ song. Interpret that however you like
5. Greatest achievement in the past 5 days
6. Last animal you pet?
7. Would you rather evolve with fins or wings?
8. What was the last thing an enemy of yours said to you
9. How much longer until the next thing you are anticipating the most right now?
10. How are you today? Because it’s okay to have the best day and it’s okay to say it’s been the worst

I tag @we-were-kissing-gods, @drcned, @potholes-and-revelations, @tagtra, and @chriswolstenbeast have fun :3

i fucking hate posts that are like

“i’m [insert a label here] and the source of my problems is NOT [what a lot of people consider a source of their problems], but [something different], so i think it’s TIME FOR US TO STOP BLAMING [the first thing] and TALK ABOUT [the other thing]!”

cool cool cool, but get this: everyone is different and u can’t force people to MOVE ON, just because YOU don’t think something affects you personally. live your own life, solve your own issues, develop your own branch of identity-related activism, but let the others do the same exact thing my dude.

100 questions to invade my personal life
  • 1. What's your middle name, and do you like it?
  • 2. are you artistic?
  • 3. Have you had your first kiss?
  • 4. What is your life goal?
  • 5. Do you have any expieriences with a famous person?
  • 6. Do you play any sports?
  • 7. What's your worst fear?
  • 8. Who's your biggest inspiration?
  • 9. Do you have any cool talents?
  • 10. are you a morning person?
  • 11. How do you feel about pet names?
  • 12. Do you like to read?
  • 13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life.
  • 14. Do you care about your follower count?
  • 15. What's the best dream you've had?
  • 16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender?
  • 17. Do you have any pets?
  • 18. Are you religious?
  • 19. Are you a people person?
  • 20. Are you considered popular?
  • 21. What is one of your bad habits?
  • 22. What's something that makes you feel vulnerable
  • 23. What would you name your children?
  • 24. Who's your celebrity crush?
  • 25. What's your best subject?
  • 26. Dogs or cats?
  • 27. most used social media besides tumblr?
  • 28. best friends name
  • 29. who does your main family consist of
  • 30. Chocolate or sugar
  • 31. have you ever been on a date?
  • 32. Do you like rollercosters?
  • 33. Can you swim?
  • 34. What would you do in the event of an apocolypse?
  • 35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder
  • 36. Are your parents together?
  • 37. What's your favourite colour?
  • 38. What country are you from/do you live in?
  • 39. Favourite singer?
  • 40. Do you see yourself being famous some day?
  • 41. Do you like dresses?
  • 42. Favourite song right now?
  • 43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
  • 44. How old were you when you first got your period?
  • 45. Have you ever shot a gun?
  • 46. Have you ever done yoga?
  • 47. Are you a horror girl?
  • 48. Are you good at giving advice?
  • 49. Tell us a story about your childhood.
  • 50. How are you doing today?
  • 51. Were you a cute kid?
  • 52. Can you dance?
  • 53. Is there anything you do that you can't remember ever not doing?
  • 54. Have you ever dyed your hair?
  • 55. What colour are your eyes?
  • 56. What's your favourite animal?
  • 57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself?
  • 58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
  • 59. Do you have good friends?
  • 60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group?
  • 61. What's your favourite class?
  • 62. List all the tv shows you are watching.
  • 63. Are you organized?
  • 64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion?
  • 67. Which tv character do you relate to most?
  • 68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness?
  • 69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing?
  • 70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die?
  • 71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you?
  • 72. If you could start over, what would you do differently?
  • 73. Would you break the law to save a loved one?
  • 74. When was the last time you travelled somewhere new?
  • 75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind?
  • 76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?
  • 77. What did you want to be when you were a kid?
  • 78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking?
  • 79.When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have?
  • 80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence
  • 81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like?
  • 82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity?
  • 83. How would you spend a billion dollars?
  • 84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future?
  • 85. What motivates you to succeed?
  • 86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most?
  • 87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why?
  • 88. Do you believe in life after death
  • 89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they?
  • 90. What’s your fondest childhood memory?
  • 91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why?
  • 92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy?
  • 93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life?
  • 94. What do you think happens after we die?
  • 95. What would you do if you would be invisible?
  • 96. What's something you can't do no matter how hard you try?
  • 97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring?
  • 98. How did your first crush develop?
  • 99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it?
  • 100. Do you live or do you just exist?

dave: were you gonna grab it by the top
john: no
john: yes
dave: ive been on youtube before bro… maybe try something like………. original

This is not a love poem
this is an I love you do you love me like
I love you poem
do you know me like
you think you do poem
this is a would you be disappointed
if you did poem
an I have been feeling the chilling of the air
and I cant tell if it is just the fault of the season
or if you, too, are cooling
whatever heat you had for me
browning and falling and
crumbling between my fingers
like the leaves of these oak trees
in november poem
a what would I need to do to keep us warm poem
and this is also
an I may be completely mistaken poem
an it was seventy degrees today poem
this is a show me I am completely mistaken poem
—  A.O.A.M. || This Is Not Love Poem Poem

#when you’re too excited about life bc you’re just a smol snake grasshopper so that your hood which represents your coolness slips off#so you have to put it on again as quickly as possible bc you don’t want anyone to notice that you’re actually a lil bean instead of a chill and cool thug

I want teeth
longer than my fingers
and claws longer than those
and I want stars on my cheeks
and sunbeams tangled in my hair

I want to smile at strangers on the street
with a bounce in my step
and I want to intimidate
to freeze hearts
I want to awe

I want the guts
to be capable of filleting an idea
as it flips and squirms in my hands
while maintaining a mind
as open as the ocean

I want to burn
and destroy
and I want to build
and create worlds

I want to finish this poem
and I never want it to end
—  A.O.A.M. || Am I a Mess of Contradictions or Am I Just Closed Minded

can i just say…….. autistic people have such a wonderful magical relationship with our special interests!!!

like the amount of joy the tiniest thing can bring to us because it’s related to our SI is just so cool!!!!????

my SI have helped me through SO much in my life and since recognizing them for what they are and REALLY embracing them i have just got so much more love in my heart for them and everything else really

anyway i hope all of you embrace your SIs as much as you can/want to and they make you happy because autistic special interests are such a beautiful phenomenon 

Dating Cassian Andor would include...

Originally posted by asnipplesonabreastplate

I’m in love with Diego and he’s my son, bye

  • Calling him Cass
  • And calling him captain, especially when he’s a little bossy, just to annoy him
  • You calling him captain becoming a little kink…………….
  • K-2SO being your boring, sassy and cool son with Cassian (that droid loves you lol)
  • Meaning so much to Cassian that he can’t even remember how his life was before meeting you
  • A lot of PDA because he doesn’t give a damn about what people may think about him
  • And now that he found you, now that he truly knows what love means, he has nothing to be ashamed of
  • Being his weakness
  • Totally having him wrapped around your finger
  • Cassian hugging and kissing you whenever and wherever he can (which means all the damn time)
  • Him singing for you to sleep
  • Sleeping on his arms
  • Being the big spoon sometimes, like when he’s angry or sad
  • Running your fingers through his perfect hair to calm him down
  • Giving you passionate and soft kisses
  • I mean, have you seen his lips??????
  • Cassian being gentle at sex because he likes to slowly make love to you, not to fuck you
  • But having hickeys on your neck the next morning (and Cassian being proud of it)
  • Him being quite jealous
  • Cuddling a lot because he’s so warm
  • Kissing and caressing his body when he can’t sleep, especially his back
  • Letting him cry on your chest because he finally has someone to talk to, to tell about his fears and mistakes, etc
  • Secretly being in touch when he’s away on a mission (Mon found out one day, but she doesn’t care, she knows how important you are to Cassian)
  • Having late night dates on Yavin 4
  • Kids? He doesn’t actually want them, at least not now, but is a subject that he definitely wants to bring up again someday
  • Always making him laugh, and basically, just making him a better person and a happy man

i’ve been trying to post a drawing every day so…here’s some lineless practice with allura holding… molten steel? a star? you decide.

  • Laura: [What's inside?] It's teeth!
  • Taliesin: It's teeth? I hope it's teeth, 'cause then it can go in my teeth collection.
  • Travis: Taliesin...god...
  • Taliesin: What, man?
  • Travis: Listen...just SHARE. When you talk about...bring it WITH you. Keep talking about it and never get to see it--
  • Taliesin: [in a winsome, cheerful voice] I have it powdered, I put it in your drink every week.
  • Everyone else: [Fake gagging noises]
  • Taliesin: Slowly I'm getting inside of you. :)

Yesterday, after accidentally teaching 8 uninterrupted hours of calculus (I had a 2-hour break between discussions, but I told them I would keep teaching if they stayed and SO MANY PEOPLE STAYED!), I had the sudden realization that I got paid to do the talk-about-math thing….


Like, that whole day I just did? Yeah, they paid me for all of it. And that stunned me, because I feel like I’m conning the school… Do they not realize I would absolutely do everything I’m doing right now for free? They have to realize that. Heck, if I had the money, I would pay people to look interested while I rattle on about math nonstop, solve problems and talk about how cool the ideas are… Do they understand what a rare treat that is? And it’s even better because my students chose to hang around and learn math for several hours longer than they even had to do. 

Let me say this again. It is my job to talk about mathematics all day to people who care about the mathematics I’m discussing. That’s more exciting to me than going to Disneyland. I get paid to go to Disneyland every day.

This can’t be real life. 

And you know something else? My students thanked me for staying late yesterday, as if I was doing them a favor. Hahahahahahaaa like I would choose literally any other activity over talking about math. Hahaha never. 

Anyway, it’s Friday which means I don’t teach tomorrow and I’m so sad about that. One of my supervisors asked if I had anything fun planned for the weekend and I had to stop myself from saying “No, I’m just going to sit around and wait for Monday :(”

Unpopular opinion: 2016 was actually an incredible year to me, so many cool things happened!! I’ve become independent, I learned and experienced tons of things, I’ve overcome my problems and finally I achieved what I’ve wanted for so long: I am truly happy with who I am as a person! I learned how to be happy and how to stay happy, I learned what’s important and to what extent. I realised that everything is a choice and there are literally no limits!! I finally see that every minute spent on whining and crying under a blanket is a wasted minute!! There’s literally no point in being stuck in one place, life moves forward and so should I!! Every failure is a test of persistence and determination, the key is to never stop looking for solutions!!

tl;dr Bring it on 2017, I’m ready

anonymous asked:

Hi I saw your reblog and I wanted to ask what are the memes that were generated from brooklyn 99??

oh man, so many!! my brain already malfunctions just thinking about it, and so answering this ask took me literally hours. but i’m gonna try:

  • the gif of jake strumming the guitar and shrieking, often used as an example of how life is going for the op
  • the “thanks dad” moment, where jake and holt’s names are switched to fit different characters for an incorrect quote
  • the gif of jake shrieking “guess who just got muuuuurdered”, when talking about the death of a villain
  • cool motive, still murder” i’ve seen this in either quote or gif form as the final words on a discussion about whether or not a character with a homicidal past can be redeemed
  • draw the squad:
  • hey guys, i just discovered a new drug! it’s called ‘your relationship’ and i’m high on it.
  • putting the “human form of the 100 emoji” over caps of characters who think very highly of themselves
  • quoting two characters with with one talking about their easy chemistry and being able to finish each other sentences, the other finishes their sentence for them and the first one goes “please don’t interrupt me
  • the gif of jake looking intently at cheddar and sternly saying “do not blow this for us”. the last time i’ve seen this on a popular post is when 2016 finally ended and people were rooting for 2017 to be better. this has also been used as a drawing reference like when someone replaced jake with soldier 76 and cheddar with bastion from overwatch
  • the text post that goes ‘not all men’ added with “you’re right, jake peralta would never do this
  • i suppose this isn’t really a meme, but, using jake as an example of what a good male protagonist should be:

anyway these are the ones i can think of right now. obviously i have missed a whole ton but it’s past midnight and i need sleep so if anyone else can think of other iconic b99 moments that have transcended into general tumblr memes please feel free to reply!!

Narcissa Black

[[OOC: I’m planning a bit of a series with the Black sisters, but my life is super hectic at the moment, so it’ll probably be a cool minute before those come out. Hopefully within the next month though. Testing out young Narcissa for that here (mostly just the hair because I’ve got no clue what to do with it omg, so if you’ve got comments/suggestions hmu). Anyways.]]

  • Jordan Vogt-Roberts: Hey, Tom, you wanna be in my movie about Kong? You get to run around with guns in the jungle. Here, check out the script, bro.
  • Jordan Vogt-Roberts: ....
  • Jordan Vogt-Roberts: No.
  • Tom Hiddleston: Okay, that's cool, man. I'll just make it sound like you did.