my life is swimming

  • friend: why are you so obsessed over fictional characters?
  • me: why do you love your family?
  • friend:
  • me:
  • friend: did you just--
  • me: yeah, exactly.
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Nagisa Hazuki phone wallpapers [540x960px] // requested by littlest-deer ♥ ゜:・*☆

I really need some like, otayuri fluff in my life rn?? Like pls

•At the beach and Otabek cant swim so Yuri tries to teach him how to swim
•it turns into a giant mess tho because Yuri is apparently a really shitty teacher
•Otabek kisses his frustrations away and instead they make sand castles

•Otabek can draw?? What?? So Yuri lays down on the couch in the LEAST sexy pose and says “draw me like one of your french girls”
•Beka takes a whopping 5 minutes on it, coloring and all, and they laugh at it for 10 minutes
•Later when Yuri falls asleep during the movie at the other end of the couch, Otabek sneaks down and actually does a very nice portrait of Yuri asleep
•Yuri has them both framed in his apartment next to each other

•Yuri constantly buys shit for Beka because he has like no impluse control
•Guys this boy has like a $1,000 backpack okay dont talk to me
•Anyways one day he buys Beka this leather jacket that looks like it belongs in a Lady Gaga music video. Its a crop top jacket with studs and fringe EVERYWHERE and Yuri LOVES IT
•After mails it, like, a week later, Otabek posts a pic on instagram of him, leaning against his bike, in leather skinny jeans and the jacket with ray bands on and it goes like, viral over night. Yuri is s h o o k. Otabek texts him later like, “Oh, by the way, thanks for the jacket Babe”

Give me the boys being silly and stupid and in love p l e a s e

Skulls & Shackles: The Musical

To the tune of “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?” I call it, “I Failed Another Swim Check.”

I failed another swim check.
Oh god, I’m going to drown.
Or get eaten by a Sharktopus
or Grindylow,
or heaven knows what else.
I used to be much better
at rolling dice,
but tonight my luck ran out…
I failed another swim check,
a pirate shouldn’t drown.

I failed another swim check.
I think the end is near.
I lost sight of Conkubar,
I’ve gone too far,
I could really use a beer!
The Sharktopus is approaching,
he’s closing in.
I watch my life flash by…
I failed another swim check,
now I’m stuck inside his stomach.

I failed another swim check.
This is surely certain death.
How many rounds are left?
I’m scared to ask,
oh, shit! What’s that?
A harpoon just whizzed right by my head!
Everything is out to get me,
or so it seems…
I hope my death is quick.
I finally passed my swim check!
Too bad I’m out of breath.

I’m terrified of being in water higher than my knees and I can’t swim for the life of me, but if a handsome encouraging fish prince were to teach me how to swim, you bet your ass I’m getting in that water–