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MY JOHNLOCK FIC REC LIST
  1. Absolutely all of these fics have happy endings. I can’t read hardcore angst or I’ll die. I mean it. 
  2. If there are any other relationships in these fics then it’ll be minor but Johnlock is def front and center and endgame for all of them.
  3. I’ve avoided reccing the really famous Johnlock fics. I love them but all these fics need more love cause they’re all so amazing! 
  4. 99% of these fics are bottomlock but since I don’t care who bottoms or who tops (as long as they fuck and as long as they are in character) (that means no DFP Sherlock) (or Baby Princess John) so if you have a problem with toplock in general, tread carefully.
  5. All of these fics are from AO3. 
  6. Also please excuse my crappy summaries.
  7. Be sure to read all the tags before reading!


EXPLICIT 

  • The Dialogue of John and Sherlock Series by cwb - Sherlock decides that he and John are in a romantic relationship. John tries to educate Sherlock on what that actually means. (this is the cutest, Sherlock is literally hopeless)
  • The Bachelors’ Handfasting by jurgbury - 1800s Scotland where younger Sherlock and older John are in an arranged marriage. (John is so fucking hot in this I want to die)
  • Thirteen Dances (Or, The Doctor Dances) by Knackorcraft - John can dance!!!
  • Hellfire by testosterone_tea - Magical Realism! John is a Berserker (powerful fire monster thing that’s supposed to be extinct) and is believed to be a threat to the country and Mycroft wants him held captive so of course Mage Sherlock is like NO.
  • Bury the Bells by unknownsister - Parade’s End AU. 
  • The Kepler Problem by kinklock - Alienlock and space-explorer/worker/maintainer/something John! (all of Kinklock’s fics are awesome af really)
  • The High Tide Series by stardust_made - A rich arse of a bloke tries to woo a clueless John and Sherlock just about loses his mind I LOVE JEALOUS SHERLOCK (The first story is rated T but the other two are E so…) (my fave)
  • The Haunting of Sherlock Holmes by MapleleafCameo - Sherlock investigates a 60 year old disappearance in the countryside and gets a shock along the way. (Not angsty, don’t worry)
  • The Life that is Waiting For by Youameliakaleigh - Sherlock is the son of a Goddess (so basically a demigod) and John is his trusty guardian/teacher/person/Sun sentinel okay just read!
  • Neighbours by thelookyouredoingthelookagain - John moves into 22IC and Sherlock is very silly, as he always is. 
  • Irrational and Sentimental Series by apliddell - Post S3 lovely Johnlock sweetness.
  • Intimacy Series by sussexbound (SamanthaLenore) - Love confessions and then smut! (First story is T later story is E) 
  • Never Have I Ever by hudders-and-hiddles (huddersandhiddles) - The boys play Never Have I Ever with some of the Met and they get together cause John and Sherlock are so dumb that it takes alcohol and a truth game for them to realize that their feelings are REQUITED DAMN IT okay okay I’m sorry canon stresses me out.
  • First and Only by crimsonwinter - Babylock to Kidlock to Teenlock to Unilock, growing up with John. WIP
  • A Study in Movement by Supernova12 - Teen rugby John is working on an art project and needs to improve drawing movement so he draws teen ballet Sherlock. 
  • A Hard Day’s Night by 221Btls - John the Knight and Sherlock the peasant. WIP
  • To the Sticking Place by blueink3 - John and Sherlock as theatre actors, both acting as the main roles in a Hamlet production! WIP (I don’t know why this doesn’t get more love, this is the theatre version of Performance In A Leading Role!) (my fave) 
  • How Do You Know? by LaurieRoar - John having sex with Virgin Sherlock to see whether or not his claim that he doesn’t like sex is true. (my fave) (but I hardly ever see this recced) (super fucking hot)
  • Well Begun Is Half Done by Avice - Sherlock tryna seduce John but John’s like “Fuck that, let’s get down to it”. (Avice’s fics are severely underrated, they are all awesome)
  • Angel Hair Series by justacookieofacumberbatch (buffyholic) - Successful surgeon John and waiter Sherlock get it on wohoho. WIP
  • A Study in Sex Series by Castiel_For_King - John teaching Sherlock The Ways of Sex.
  • The City of Dreams Series by bittergreens - Lots of sex? Lol.
  • Spinning by Tispy-the-Minx (ComeAlongPond14) - Seventeen-year-old John is assigned to Sherlock’s care.
  • For you, there’s only me by shock_blanket - So much pining the boys are idiots I swear to God.
  • Six Degrees of Separation by testosterone_tea - Sherlock highkey wants to meet John but treats it all like a ridiculous experiment to stay cool, I could kill him, he’s so ridiculous. (testosterone_tea is awesome, their fics need more love)
  • Lovesick by distantstarlight - Sherlock getting sick and John taking care of him and also sex.
  • The Republic of Heaven by Blind_Author - His Dark Materials AU. WIP (okay so this is my fave out of all my faves but it hasn’t been updated in forever but I refuse to believe it’s been abandoned or else I’ll perish) (the fave)
  • Imaginary Pictures by crossroads - Teenlock falling in love with John. Loads of pining. (this needs more love)
  • In Care Of by quietasasleepingarmy -  John writes instructions for Sherlock’s ‘lover’ on how to care for him aka I hate them PLEASE DIE.
  • In A Changing Age by allonsys_girl -  Sherlock wakes up in the 19th century, with no idea how he got there aka I love them I’M GONNA DIE.
  • Pretending to Be by 221BJen (jcoz1701) - John is hired to track down Sherlock, who is an asset to The Centre, a secret agency.
  • The Wrong Wagon by DancingGrimm - Molly starts crushing on John instead of Sherlock when the doctor saved her life. Sherlock (aka the gay baby loser that I hate) notices and just about goes insane.
  • Angel With A Fiddle by Remy_Writes5 - Young soldier John meets violinist Sherlock at a carnival the day before he is to be deployed to Germany to serve in World War 1.
  • The Boffin and the Bachelor by starrysummernights - Uh… John and Sherlock getting together and there’s some fluff and some smut and a bit of angst? (Idk how to summarize this. Really good, though)
  • Fool For You by sheerrloockk - Poor clueless Sherlock proposes to John on April Fools’ Day by accident.
  • Operation Inked by QuinnAnderson - John has a tattoo and Sherlock makes it his mission to see it cause he dumb.
  • Discerning Tastes by Irrevocably_Sherlocked - Sherlock tries to get some good Scotch for Mycroft’s birthday but is faced with a hot, kilt-wearing John and practically loses all his genius because of it. (Irrevocably_Sherlocked’s fics need more attention cause they are the bombdotcom)
  • Lightning and Sea Glass by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for - Frankenlock AU. (This is a bit angsty so watch out)
  • In Nomine by Atiki - Sherlock can only manage to say John’s name when they have sex. (Sherlock is too cute, I will perish)
  • See Recipe for Details by pandoras_chaos - John makes a list of things Sherlock likes to eat. (Reading this made me hungry. For food. Obvs)


MATURE

  • Tell it Like it is by testosterone_tea -  Sherlock and John go out to the pub with some of the officers from Scotland Yard and played some games while they’re at it. (This is fucking hilarious) 
  • The Semantics of Crop Circle Formation: a case study by Sherlock Holmes [unpublished] by canolacrush - John and Sherlock are investigating a weird extraterrestrial-like case but for once, John knows more about it than Sherlock does wink wink read it! (my fave) (this needs heaps more love wtf!!!)
  • My Life Had Stood A Loaded Gun by HeartOfTheMirror - Magical Realism! John is a Healer. (I hate Mycroft in this)
  • Aparecium by 1electricpirate - Potterlock! Sherlock is a Muggle but John isn’t. WIP
  • Enigma by khorazir - The Imitation Game-esque fic. WIP
  • Splatter Patterns by beezee - John is an artist and Sherlock is an art critic.
  • Apprehension by BashfulBunny (Aequoreavictoria) - John is hired to kidnap Sherlock but things go awry obvs. WIP
  • Captains of Industry series by 221b_hound - John is a hot barista and Sherlock is, of course, a fumbling mess. (This series is awesome, the whole gang is here, working close by.)
  • where the good things grow by anchors - Sherlock has a magic garden he uses to brew tea and John has a tea shop. (This fic is so sweettttt and deserves more love)
  • Down with this Ship by FrostedFlame (PinkOrchid) - Sherlock takes John to a gay bar expecting him to be uncomfortable but BAM John the Raging Bisexual comes out to play and shocks the fuck out of the detective.
  • The Thin Line by Odamaki - Sherlock and John in a super snug closet  and John gets a raging boner lolllllllll.
  • The Frost Child by twistedthicket1 - Everyone have gifts and John keeps his a secret but Sherlock finds out. (my fave)
  • Dawn Before the Rest of the World Series by PoppyAlexander - 1920s England, butler Sherlock and gardener John. (John is so romantic in this, I want to cry)
  • Dreamer by MagdaTheMagpie - After Afghanistan, John keeps dreaming about Sherlock dying and does everything he can to stop it. (my fave)
  • ROT-13 by berlynn_wohl -  John the spaceman crashes his pod in Sherlock the alien’s planet where he meets Sherlock and fuck it’s hilarious just read.
  • Don’t Underestimate John Watson by BakerTumblings - John is offered the role of Lester Nygaard in Fargo and basically never underestimate him, for reals.
  • Brother Mine by annabagnell - Parentlock and MPreg! Sherlock gives birth to a baby much to the impatience and delight of excited big sister Michaela (This is so sweet)
  • Care of Magical Creatures by stillaseeker - Some Potterlock domestic cuteness and hilarity. 
  • Ink and Honour Series by moonblossom - 1800s. Mrs. Hudson takes in young Captain John Watson who was injured in the Napoleonic wars alongside her young ward Sherlock. (first story is M but the ratings after that are all over the place so read tags) 


TEEN AND UP AUDIENCES 

  • Love or What You Will by miss_frankenstein - John is an English professor and Sherlock is a PhD student assigned to be his TA. (I just… I love this one so much… I will die) (my fave) (this fic introduced me to my favourite poem, Sylvia Plath’s Mad Girl’s Love Song)
  • Bookshop Series by alivingfire - John meets Sherlock at a bookshop.
  • The Master of Latham Hall by Kryptaria - John and Sherlock investigates murders at Latham Hall and is in for a bit of a shock. (A bit of angst but not in regards to John and Sherlock) (I love you. I will always love you. God, I die every time)
  • A Haunted House series by cassyl - Major Character Deaths but not angsty. (Can’t say anything more cause spoilers but seriously, don’t worry, just read)
  • Once Upon a Beast Becoming by antietamfalls - Sherlock is an ancient being cursed by a Druid and John is the only person who can rid him of it. (loveeeeeeeee)
  • between each beat are words unsaid by darcylindbergh, hudders-and-hiddles (huddersandhiddles) -  On their wedding night, John and Sherlock gift each other with a collection of writings they wrote about the other. (Sweet af)  
  • Deleted Files Series by oh_my_stars_and_sky - Every time Sherlock deletes something from his Mind Palace it shows up in John’s mind. WIP
  • Four Shots Series by Opy3332 - John works at a Starbucks at SIS Headquarters and meets Sherlock.
  • Quality of Life Series by cleflink - John has great healing powers! WIP
  • Truth or Consequences Series by Majela - John gives Sherlock a taste of his own medicine in regards to drugging people without their consent.
  • Witness Protection by missilemuse -  John used to be Jim’s fiance but he finds out about him being super evil and all and testifies against him. He meets Sherlock and ya know: lurve. (my fave)
  • The Red Dianthus by kinklock -  The boys investigate a mysterious disappearance in a supposedly haunted house, and get much more than they bargained for.  
  • Watch What They Photograph Series by Itsallfine - “If you want to learn what someone fears losing, watch what they photograph.” (First two stories are rated T the last is E)
  • A Different Kind of Complication by Atisenia - John, living alone in 221B, started getting letters addressed to Sherlock.
  • Without a Doubt by prettysailorsoldier - 1950s Teenlock.
  • The Strait of Juan de Fuca by mightypog - Post Reichenbach. John is distant from Sherlock even though he has forgiven him and Sherlock tries hard to fix their friendship.
  • Turbulence in the Sky by esplanade - Sherlock wants to tell John how he feels about him but he keeps spouting bullshit instead oh my poor child…
  • Affectionate Investment by MillieTheFreak - Sherlock and John feeding each other like it’s the most natural thing in the world I LOVE THEM
  • What Would Sherlock Do? Series by EinahSirro - John uses his deductive powers to find out if Sherlock reciprocates his romantic feelings and to seduce him! 


GENERAL AUDIENCES

  • The Contingency Plan by mightypog -  When Sally and Greg prevent Sherlock from committing suicide when he thinks John has been killed, Sherlock and Sally reconsider each other. (bit of angst, nothing heavy) (this is so real like this is exactly how canon Sherlock will react if anything happens to John) (my fave)
  • Evidence by JezebelGoldstone - Angry papa Lestrade comes bounding up to 221B demanding the return of all the evidence Sherlock stole so the detective tells the DI about some of the evidence so he’ll let him keep it. (Sherlock is amazingly sentimental in this, I love him)
  • And as the seasons change, I love you more by Teatrolley -  A year in the lives of John and Sherlock, essentially. (I will bawl my eyes out, this is so… just so! So much) (This isn’t rated so I’ll just put it under here) 


If I’ve mentioned your fic here and you want me to credit you or add a link to your Tumblr or anything like that, let me know! 

I’ll be updating this post regularly as more great fics will inevitably come along. And I’ll always be happy to rec specific fics to anyone and everyone! Just ask. I read Johnlock fanfic 24/7 every single day so might as well utilize it somehow. 

rick and morty: the rickshank redemption
         sentence starters

spoilers ahead if you have yet to watch this episode! i also kept in a bunch of quotes about the damn szechuan sauce just to make myself laugh.

‘  anyway, that’s how i escaped from space prison.  ’
‘  i just got my sixth promotion this week and i still don’t know what i do!  ’
‘  it’s great to have you back no matter where we are, but wouldn’t you like to go home?  ’
‘  get out of the booth, take all your clothes off, and fold yourself twelve times.  ’
‘  you cheap insect fucks didn’t think i was worth your best equipment?  ’
‘  relaxed, enough?  ’
‘  he is the smartest man in the universe.  ’
‘  well, when you’re not sure what you do for a living, you can make your own rules.  ’
‘  you’ve hardly touched your pills.  ’
‘  stop saying his name. he abandoned us!  ’
‘  horses live longer than tortoises now. is that what you want?  ’
‘  maybe i just want you to care if i run away yelling!  ’
‘  admit it, you’re going crazy cooped up in here.  ’
‘  yeah well, tough titties.  ’
‘  that depends on who breaks first: me or the titty.  ’
‘  if we stay here we’ll die along with all your memories.  ’
‘  oh, that sounds cool. i can get what i want and you can say goodbye.  ’
‘  fine, but i’m driving.  ’
‘  hey, i like being 35. i can rent a car now.  ’
‘  they weaponized the eiffel tower!  ’
‘  no one’s special to him. not even himself.  ’
‘  i’m not right! i was using ghoulish overkill.  ’
‘  we’re going to the day it all began… and ended. the moment that changed everything.  ’
‘  i’d like to get a 10 piece mcnugget and a bunch of the szechuan sauce. like as much as you’re allowed to give me.  ’
‘  in 1998 they had this promotion for the disney film mulan where they created a new sauce for the nuggets called szechuan sauce and it’s DELICIOUS.  ’
‘  wow, this sauce is fucking amazing! you said it was promoting a movie?  ’
‘  i used to wear blue pants.  ’
‘  well, well, well if it isn’t us.  ’
‘  nobody has to know about that. we can put it right back and pretend we never saw it.  ’
‘  i’ll make it up as i go.  ’
‘  oh my god… i have that exact same top!  ’
‘  that’s my sister. this used to be my home.  ’
‘  imagine doing anything you want and hopping to a timeline where you never did it.  ’
‘  excuse me? we don’t pass on this. who do you think you are?  ’
‘  i heard sci-fi noises. did you make a breakthrough?  ’
‘  i only wanted to stop by here for a quick ‘i told you so.’  ’
‘  why would you do that? what is the matter with you people?  ’
‘  i’ve got it… i’ve fucking got it!!!  ’
‘  awesome possum!  ’
‘  yeah, that’s the three lines of math that separates my life as a man from my life as an unfeeling ghost.  ’
‘  you can alter anything you want about a totally fabricated origin story.  ’
‘  lovely. not only is my plan screwed up, i also forgot how to improvise!  ’
‘  he’s a spy, blow him up.  ’
‘  i’m gonna go take a shit.  ’
‘  he’s not a lawyer. we just keep him here because he’s fun.  ’
‘  i say: fuck you.  ’
‘  you killed him because you were jealous of him. that’s pretty obvious.  ’
‘  what? no! i don’t want to see your pog collection.  ’
‘  let’s not suck the ghost of his dick too hard.  ’
‘  he’s not a villain, but he shouldn’t be your hero. he’s more like a demon or… a super fucked up god.  ’
‘  i know you’re too stupid to get this, but you’re really fucking this up right now.  ’
‘  i wasn’t going to let her die, you fucking moron!  ’
‘  you’re a serious fucking idiot. you basically killed us all!  ’
‘  who’s stupid now, bitch?  ’
‘  i’m almost proud.  ’
‘  look, i’m not proud to share this, but the truth is i just kept crawling and it kept working.  ’
‘  guess who dismantled the government?  ’
‘  please don’t leave me again.  ’
‘  is there any light beer left? it’s insane what you miss in prison.  ’
‘  no, you’re right. where’s the vodka?  ’
‘  i’m sorry to hear that, sweetie. i hope i had nothing to do with that.  ’
‘  i better tend to him before he changes his mind and doesn’t move out.  ’
‘  but never him. you wanna know why? because he crossed me. ’
‘  take it easy – that’s dark!  ’
‘  welcome to the darkest year of our adventures!  ’
‘  if you tell them i said any of this, i’ll deny it and they’ll take my side because i’m a hero and now you’re gonna have to go do whatever i say – forever!  ’
‘  and i’ll go out and i’ll find more of that mulan szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce because that’s what this is all about – that’s my one-armed man.  ’
‘  i’m not driven by avenging my dead family, that was fake.  ’
‘  i’m driven by finding that mcnugget sauce. i want that mulan mcnugget sauce! ’
‘  that’s my series arc. if it takes nine seasons!  ’
‘  i want my mcnugget dipping sauce. szechuan sauce!  ’
‘  that’s what’s gonna take us all the way to the end!  ’
‘  what are you talking about?  ’
‘  nine more seasons. nine more seasons until i get that dipping szechuan sauce or 97 more years!  ’
‘  fine. fuck it. who cares?  ’

Celebrating two months on hormones today..and life is getting better and better every day ;-)
It really starts feeling like my life and it’s an absolutely amazing feeling.. looking at the mirror still gives me an heart attack every time I look into it because I am seeing me and that is just so freaking awesome.. cant believe that cis people are feeling this already for their whole life and it makes me a bit jealous because im feeling this feeling only recently :-P
Let’s have a look at the hormones and their physical effects - my boobs are hurting like crap when I touch them..oh yes you’re right: with some immense power of imagination you can really see some boobs growing there :-P but they are really really sensitive touching them just a bit too strong and..ouch! Even the water from the shower hurts a little :-o
Apart from that my skin got more softer and i think my muscles are forming back. Parking in front of my house and carrying some water and groceries to my flat never was a big deal.. but now it feels like my arms are falling apart already after half of the distance :-)
And the last thing - which is really great - I don’t have any psychological issues: no depression or anything.. Im just feeling great after all :-)

One line prompts

So basically I’m missing school today and my plans got cancelled so I have some free time to write! Send me the number along with the ship name you want me to write it about (Ereri/Sebaciel/soukoku/etc). You can also add the name of any other characters from that show if you want them to be included in the story. Don’t be disappointed if the story doesn’t go exactly how you imagined it!

1) “Stop it! You know that I care about you!”

2) “I hate you!” “You love me!”

3) “Don’t you see? I’m in love with you”

4) “Trust me, I know what I’m doing.”

5) “That’s a lie.”

6) “Wait…are you saying what I think you’re saying?!”

7) “We’re two different people…yet we’re the same.”

8) “I just want you to love me like I love you!”

9) “T-That’s…not possible.”

10) “It’s all my fault.”

11) “I can’t give you what he/she can. But I can give you my all”

12) “Just leave me alone!”

13) “What part of ‘Get lost’ don’t you understand?”

14) “So…wanna make out?”

15) “You’re a virgin?”

16) “I would kiss you, but you’re a total dick.”

17) “Why are you so obsessed with me?!”

18) “You gotta let me go…”

19) “I can’t live without you…why can’t you see that?”

20) “Don’t you see? I can’t.”

21) “I-I-I am not drunk”

22) “WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!”

23) “What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?”

24) “I’m pregnant”

25) “Stop breathing.”

26) “Well…that just happened.”

27) “are you jealous?”

28) “At the WHAT and WHERE was I?”

29) “I loved once. Then I realized: Bleh.”

30) “Whatever, I’m just too awesome to handle.”

31) “You’re an idiot.” “I’m YOUR idiot.”

32) “We shouldn’t be doing this.”

33) “How can I repay you?”

34) “My precious, innocent mind!”

35) “You…you what?”

36) “I hate you with a passion.”

37) “Are you an angel? Good, because your horns are showing”

38) “Why are you so determined to make my life miserable?”

39) “Is it too late to say I like you?”

40) “Look at his stupid face…I just wanna kiss all over it. Why do I wanna do that?!”

Worth The Wait

Summary: Jensen plans on cooking dinner for the reader on Christmas Eve. But she has plans of her own.

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 2,470

Christmas Request by: @atc74


“Hi sexy.” Your boyfriend whispers into your ear when you hug him hello.

“Hey.” You giggle as he tightens his arms around you making it hard to move.

“Jay! I wanna go see my baby!” Jensen finally releases you from his grip then he follows you down the hall.

“There he is!” You squeal running into the living room. Jensen’s dog Duke jumps up from his bed and he bolts in your direction.

“Such a good little puppy, huh? Yes you are!” You praise scratching behind his ears when he falls to your feet.

“I swear you only date me for my dog.” Jay playfully scoffs as he takes in the scene before him.

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Dating Neville Longbottom and being a Ravenclaw would include...

Dating Neville Longbottom and being a Ravenclaw would include…
—Tutoring him in Potions and Defense Against the Dark Arts.
—Neville seeing how smart you are, that’s why he falls in love with him.
—You love how clumsy Neville is.
—Being set up by Ginny and Luna.
—Being the first saying I “love you”.
—Reading about plants together.
—Quick make-out sessions on the greenhouses.
—Loving when Neville bites your lip with his crooked teeth.
—Studying together for the exams.
—Stealing Neville’s cardigans because they are harm and smell like him.
“Babe I love you but stop stealing my cardigans!”
“But they are so fluffy and they smell like you!”
—Visiting his parents together.
—Him crying because you are always with him and he feels you deserve better.
—Making sure he knows how awesome he is.
—Slow and loving sex.
—He loves when you scratch his back.
—You write your dates with Neville in your diary.
—Him meeting your parents.
—He gives your mother a boquet of roses and gives a daisy to your baby sister. (coincidently her name is Daisy)
—Your parents loving him.
—Being jealous of Madelaine (Read Good Life, Good Friends, Good Love imagine to understand)
—When Daisy goes to Hogwarts, you and Neville help her with her classes.
—Daisy and Neville being super close because they’re both Gryffindor’s.
—Being like parents to Daisy.
—Neville and Daisy doing little surprises for you.
—Joining Dumbledore Army.
—Losing Daisy during the Battle. (Daisy was 12)
—Killing your sister murderer, Frerin Greyback.
—Neville making a boquet of Daisies for her Grave, and you end up crying.
—Your wedding bouquet are daisies.
—Daisy Alice Longbottom is sorted to Gryffindor.
—Thiego Frank Longbottom is sorted to Hufflepuff.
—Your family was in peace, and Daisy soul was too.
I will probably write an imagine, just like I did with NevilleXSlytherin!Reader.
Millie Bobby Brown is how I imagine Daisy, she’s so cute.
R.I.P Daisy ;-;

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Good Grief - Chapter One

Jungkook makes a habit of showing up drunk to a nearby flower shop. Bad puns and fluffy pining ensue.

Or, a college!au in which BTS are all frat boys, Namjoon is a science club president,Jimin just wants a good party, and Jungkook is hopelessly fascinated by the girl who takes care of flowers in her free time.

author’s note:  hiiiiiii!! so this is my first ever fanfiction, and to be completely honest- it’s a long ride. so strap in, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Also there is a soundtrack/playlist for this fic! If you enjoy listening and reading (or, if you just want to have a g list of songs) you can find it here !

disclaimer:
All mentions of the university in this fic are purely pulled from my ass— I don’t claim to know anything on a deep, spiritual level about university clubs, classes or frat parties. Side characters, that aren’t specifically Bangtan Members™, are all made up and therefor fictional .

If you’d prefer reading on AO3 the link is here

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(do you like my cool banner that i made on addtext.com? i know, you’re all jealous of my astronomical talent and tech-savvy skills)

best friends:

  • @guardixan maria! we have been friends for longer than skam has existed. you are the one who introduced me to this show, so you are the reason i’m here! i am so grateful to have you in my life. you pick me up when i am down, you can cheer me up like no one else can, i love you more than words can say! glad i deg vennen min!  
  • @closetlesbianvilde alex! you are SO AWESOME, i look up to you so much. your writing is INCREDIBLE. i’m so glad to know you! 
  • @skamofmylife phoebe! you are the kindest, most wonderful friend. you are so talented and fun! i love talking to you, i’m so glad we’ve become friends!
  • @kardemomme-kisses annika! let me just say, i am OBSESSED with your blog, i absolutely love your tags and posts and EVERYTHING you do. i really love talking with you, even though we’ve just recently made friends, and i really look forward to getting to know you better!
  • @icky-trump zoe! you are so incredible, thank you for being the best network admin ever!! thanks to you and the skamwlwnet, i got to meet so many fun and interesting people. you are always so great to talk to, lysm!
  • @isakneven clara! your writing is THE BEST. seriously. headcanon QUEEN. you are so funny, so kind, so thoughtful, i love you so much!!

quick shoutouts to my faves:

  • @cactinouis - lois! you are so awesome, i love your music taste! we should talk more often!
  • @evasaetremohn - lise! you have such a beautiful positive aura, i love talking with you!
  • @heroesfromdustandclay- vivi! you are soo sweet, ilysm!
  • @josteninski - daf! you’re a badass
  • @kroppendintrengerpotet - ellen! you make me laugh so much, you’re the best
  • @lienhellerud - alicia! love your gifs so much, you’re so talented and awesome
  • @queerisaks - katie! i love talking with you! you’re the coolest
  • @theleavesoflorien - marianne! you are such an interesting person, i really love talking with you! 
  • @thelivingflop - mathilde! you are legendary tbh. you’re always so great to talk to!
  • @vegemates - celia! you are so cool! lysm!

my wonderful mutuals from A-Z: 

@ad1b1b / @bikinikillme / @blumenkind123 / @books-tv-swiftie / @caryled / @daddario / @evakviigmoon / @evavildes / @evilde / @gay-dragon / @guacamolicgay / @hardertosay / @henrikholmz / @isakssaetre / @isakhvaltersen / @isaksvalterson / @isaksvaltersn / @isakvalt / @jonasvsquez / @let-me-ski / @limabae / @lyhoradka / @queensanna / @radeggkid / @rosewars / @sanaandthesun / @skamda / @skamlock / @skammywham / @sskkam / @sweaterisak / @tessalabessa / @valtersans / @valtersn / @vildesmohn / everyone in the @skamwlwnet! i think i got just about everyone, but if i missed someone, i’m so sorry! i love ALL OF YOU <333

non-mutual ultra faves:

@adamparishe / @allyasavedtheday / @becheven / @duerdigg / @isak-sidedish / @isaksbestpillow / @kierensczerny / @koninginnen / @kosegruppaa / @p3skam / @ravenclawisak / @sanaknows / @sanasevaks / @shameforskam / @shametv / @skamforfaen / @skamgif / @skamisak / @skammmed / @skamz / @softnorwegians / @stardefiant / @stormboxx / @watchskam

this is my first follow forever, and i had a lot of fun making it! it really made me appreciate the amazing people i’ve gotten to know through the skam fandom. this show makes me so happy, and you guys makes me even happier! can’t wait to dive into s4 with all of you! xoxoxo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @dill-pickles you’re honestly great but also super weird so wow check urself. no honestly you’re a really great person and i feel like you’re the strange little sister i never had so i like to plague u at every chance i get. you’re extremely talented n so creative n it makes me hella jealous but also happy. i’ll never understand how anyone can dislike u tbh, you’re a cute bean but yes ok fun times r over, nice abbie is over n im releasing a diss track lol jks but i hope u enjoyed looking at my simself completely battering u bc it was a beautiful sight for me to behold. i hope u have an amazing life n keep creating awesome stories. im hella proud of u n im sending u all the hugs rn

learn to fall in love again.

Your ex-boyfriend is getting married and if you get asked one more time how you’re doing, you’re going to scream.

wc: 683 // things just got a whole lot gayer around here!!!

Originally posted by autumnjie

Today is the day.

Grant Anderson is getting married to Ashley Seaver.

It’s a beautiful wedding. They chose some expensive country club that you couldn’t ever dream of affording with a gorgeous view of city. But you’re having a godawful time.

Bitterly clutching your drink, you grimace at your watch: it’s only been seven minutes since Anderson and Seaver– now Anderson and Anderson, you suppose– said “I do” and you’ve already been asked three times how you were doing. (Which, really, is only a fancier and more polite way of asking “Are you jealous that your ex-boyfriend and previous love of your life is marrying another cooler, prettier, more awesome girl?”)

“I’m doing alright, thank you,” you say to his mom, of all people. “Grant and I are better off as friends, really,” you add. You try not to think about how that was a better and simpler explanation than saying that you and Grant had ended your relationship because you realized that you liked girls, exclusively. His mom doesn’t really need to know the whole gay story, anyway.

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I love Dis included in other things because Tolkien’s and PJ’s works are awesome but so much of a sausage fest. So yay fans.


Anyways Dis’s only flaw is that she can be nosy when it comes to love life (much like Fili)

Frerin likes to surprise snog Bilbo while they are on their journey while is not exactly great because Bilbo screams/yells/causes noises that gets Thorin jealous distracts the whole company.

One of the questions I had about the episode “Alex” (which was awesome) was pretty simple- the kidnapper (Rick) spent a year stalking Alex, Maggie, and Kara planning this. Then he went after Alex- a badass secret agent with a lot of skills (I mean, the credit card thing? AWESOME.)  My question is- why Alex? WHy not someone else Kara cares about, but who is a bit easier- like Eliza? And if you think about it, the answer is pretty clear.

Rick picked Alex because he wanted to punish her. It’s clear he was jealous of the Danvers- thinking they had the perfect family and life while he was abused. And then the girl he liked- the one he asked out on a date- turns out to be gay and finds love with Maggie, a cop.  This must have been one of the last straws. So instead of the easier victim of Eliza, he goes for the person he can turn his hatred, jealously, and homophobia towards.

I tweeted out that Rick was the walking personification of white male entitlement (Thanks Cat!) and I meant it. He was jealous that Kara had all the power, Alex got the girl, and the family was perfect- at least that’s what it looked like to him. In his mind, those things should have been HIS. This makes the episode and his stalking waaaaaay creepier in retrospect. 

i bet pietro is on team floor turned 1 today!


i know i’m probably really annoying posting about this so much but this should be one of my last posts today i’m going to bed soon xD

Tumblr sent me this email and I couldn’t help but post it. SO now I’m taking my time to appreciate my year on Tumblr.

I hit 100 followers in my first ten days. A thousand in two months. Two thousand in three months. Three thousand in five months. And finally, five thousand in eight months. It was insane, and I never imagined this many people would like my blog…so I thank you. The old followers, and the new followers. Thank you for sticking with me for so long and if you’re new, I hope you stick around and enjoy your time on my blog :)

Gonna be honest…When I wrote my first fic and posted it here, I had only seen the two Cap movies that were out and the two Avengers movies. But the fic I wrote centered around Tony…AND I HADN’T EVEN SEEN THE IRON MANY MOVIES XDD, I was really cringe. But I found a fandom I fell in love with, and I still love it to this day. Everyone is so nice and encouraging, and even with a few bad apples (anon hate?) it does not ruin the whole batch. I made so many friends that have improved my life…some you guys know better than others. EVERYONE I HAVE MET BY BEING ON HERE IS SO AWESOME AND I LOVE THE SUPPORT WE ALL GIVE EACH OTHER AHHHAHAHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THIS FANDOM I LOVE YOU GUYS.

Friend appreciation time.

I kinda don’t even have to say this one because if you even scroll down my blog just a little bit you see her everywhere, but, damn, Jadyn @jaderz-mega-yikes i mcfreaking love you. We bonded so quickly and I still have the screenshots from when we first interacted. Thank you for always being there and I’m so happy we’re friends..ahh, still highkey jealous you’re in New York right now, though. I can’t wait to meet.

I made other friends from the group chat we made over the summer (HAHA THE SQUIRREL SQUAD) that I actually haven’t really talked to recently, but I still value them and see them on all my social media and they helped me continue in my blog. Magic, @theflameofdeath , Hannah @rejectedmarvel , and Mira @queenmira29​ ahh it’s been so long guys but i still luh you.

I MADE OTHER REALLY COOL FRIENDS TOO. @buckyslion@justcameforthefanfiction@mcuimxgine@marrvelle@fangirlingisajob @tatortot2701@mehrmonga@i-write-and-stuff@thecoffeestudyblr@peter-maxiimoff@sarcasticcritic@themcuhasruinedme @captainamericasinnocence@livforthegames@moonfairydraws​ and i really hope i didn’t forget anyone but I’m so tired it’s really possible that i did and i’m sorry i really love you guys and thank you so much for being mah friend and i know some of us don’t talk as often but i still get really happy seeing you show up on my dash and ahhhhhhhhhhhh i just love this community of avengers lovers and i need to show my love because there are just so many great people on this site and im rambling

Thank you.

I’ve never really done a big appreciation post like this before, and it is really long overdue, but I think I show a lot of love when reblogging stuff or answering asks, but it was time to put it in a post. Thank you guys for a great year, friends and followers, old and new, TO MANY MORE YEARS!

Originally posted by distinguidos

anonymous asked:

This is the tumblr squad round up. Tag your squad and pass this on

so it’s like t.s’s squad? cool then. i’m giving them a description too, idc

@spiced - aesthetic goddess, @buckys-fossil - she understands my pain, also mr kroobadoo, @buckysinthesinbin - sin wife for life, @helloitscrowley - my gorgeous girl and jefferson sharer, @spideytrxsh - maeeeeeeee, @whyisbuckyso - im so jealous of her writing but so proud of my the light of my life, the whole of the sorta inactive geese life on deck groupchat aka the hoes (hafsa, macy, bee, amanda, kumi, bella, even tho the last two are barely there), peeps i have on other social media because they put up with me (cameronnn, emilyyy, nessaaa, sofiaaa, sadieee), @sebastianstanaddictsanonymous - internet mama who i love with all my heart, my rp buddies (jefferson and stucky, i love u both), @mynameisnoelle - perf aesthetic queen, @soldatbarnes - another queen but with incredible writing skills, @winterssmiles - new friend but beautifully awesome friend, + last but def not least, @yikesbuckster - basically my soft cuddly love bug who i love. i think i have more but these are my mains right now. mm hm

tenten-hinamori  asked:

OK! HOLD UP! I just say one of your recent, ask post. And let me let you. You are you wrong. Your art is amazing! It's awesome, fascinating, incredible, marvelous, prodigious, stunning, wonderful and many other words! I'm honestly jealous of you cause I can't draw to save my life. *puts crown on your head* you earned that crown so wear it with pride! Have a nice day. Can't wait to see more MariChat <3. My fave ship

Originally posted by k-eke

thanks. i tend to have..not good days but i appreaciate everyone’s words of support. means a lot to me.

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Because I feel like she’s replacing me”


i feel like i didn’t quite do what i was asked to but honestly, i’m not the biggest fan of hendall. don’t get me wrong i don’t have anything against Kendall, but i like her much better when she’s not associated with Harry. okay, doesn’t matter. i wanna say thank you for the 407 followers! you’re all so amazing! thank you so much for all the love that you show towards these imagines! i feel like i say this all the time but i never in my life thought that it’d get this much attention :D i also combined two imagines again bc yeah. :D keep being awesome babes! x

Requests:

  • Can you do one where y/n is mad that Harry took Kendall on the boat trip. But they end up getting into a fight and he makes her insecure and says he like kissed her and shit? Lol 
  • Could you do one where Harry takes Kendall on the boat and y/n gets jealous and they fight and he makes her insecure (like says “well she’s skinny” or something like that" and admits he kissed her. Then they break up and Harry wants her back.😅 Fake text*
300 Follower Celebration!

I woke up to 311 followers so I’m doing a small celebration! Send me asks to get a music playlist based off of your name and/or a blograte.

Rules:

1. Must be following this blog

2. Reblog this post

3. Tell me something that makes you happy! And asks should include a short summary of your personality so I can build a playlist that fits you

4. Anon asks are fine but that will make it difficult if you want a blograte

5. Please don’t be shy! 

Template for blogrates under the cut. :)

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Social Media and Vet School

This post isn’t to nag, or to whine about people putting up inappropriate photos. This post is to make you aware that putting photos up from vet school is fine, but if you do it wrong you can very easily get yourself expelled. And lots of people get away with posting photos that could be led back to them, sure. But do you really wanna risk five to six years of blood, sweat and tears on a cow selfie??

Below are some tips to try and do the social media thing right:

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