my life is puns!

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*

Things said at Physcon (by actual speakers):

I’m going to win my bet with Stephen Hawking.

Radio telescopes aren’t sexy anymore.

I have absolutely no idea what I’m gonna talk about.

That boson ain’t doing anybody any good.

Maxwell, interesting enough, wrote some equations.

Don’t wait 20 years to write stfff down.

We’re the scene of the crime how did it happen?

The very prestigious mathematical theory; the fudge factor.

Bubbles invented physics.

This source of all wisdom, Wikipedia.

He makes up stuff for a living.

What’s 16-9?

Instead of being outside you all chose to stay here and talk about superheroes. Nerds.

I don’t have a point I just think it’s cool.

That’s brilliant professor you invented the Blender.

Win 3 Nobel prized how? In a craps games?

‘What’s the deal with hulks pants anyway?’ Unstable molocules.

Ohh my physics sense is tingling

What you want to SEE the data?

What does a congress do?
'NOTHING’

Yucky humanities stuff

Laser spectroscopy badasses

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN