my life is puns!

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*

ok so hear me out, “gaydar” but for bisexuality

BI-FI

“are you getting any Bi-Fi in here” “i only have like two bars of bi-fi” “why is there no bi-fi in here” “the bi-fi signal is great in here”

and my favorite: “what’s the bi-fi password?”

and for pansexuals? PAN-SCAN

anonymous asked:

The others interrogate Logan as to why he loves Word Association Games but hates puns~~~ (added plus if everybody gangs up on him with puns that are ALSO word associations ;);) )

Knife to Meet You

Fandom: Sanders Sides
Pairings: Logicality, Prinxiety, LAMP-ish
Warnings: Wordplay about knives

Tagged: @existental-crises@jordisama@here-to-vent


The Sides had been bickering in the common space for an hour.   Roman and Virgil were sitting on the couch while Patton and Logan stood in front of the TV, deep in an unnecessarily heated argument.  Neither wanted to admit that the conversation was silly and at this point, the other two were too worried about being dragged into it to speak up at all.

“Word association games and puns are not the same thing,” Logan said, arms firmly crossed in defiance.  Patton gaped for what was probably the dozenth time and retorted,

“Word play can be a game.  You play games, you’re using words, therefore it’s the same!”  Patton’s hands kept moving from his hips to his face, covering his mouth every time Logan said something he deemed outrageous.  At this point, the whole conversation had become a game.  Virgil and Roman felt like they were sitting at the sideline of a tennis match, heads bouncing from Patton to Logan and back again.  At some point they’d gotten up to get snacks, Virgil was sipping at some ginger ale while Roman happily munched down on popcorn, beginning to enjoy the verbal joust.

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