my life is avengers

SINNER
  • New Co-Worker: So I heard you like Spider-Man
  • Universe: *shakes in anticipation*
  • Me: Yes I do lo-
  • New Co-Worker: It wasn't even that good
  • God: This boi has sinned
  • Me: How dare you fuc-
  • Co-Workers: NOT AGAINNN SOMEONE GRAB HER!
The 5 questions I ask on the first date:

1.) How’s your life
2.) What Hogwarts house are you in?
3.) Do you know how to hide a body?
4.) What’s your favourite color?
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY
5.) Do you leave or stay when the credits roll in a Marvel movie. Wrong answer and I will file a restraining order.

The Kicking Evolution Of Bucky Barnes

From this…

Originally posted by staralbums

To this…

Originally posted by d-white211

ok but like I’ve decided that I should handle all my life problems like Stephen Strange

aka: fly into the dark void and kill myself, repeatedly. 

Gal Pals @ prom sharing a Friendship Dance

ALRIGHT SO I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST AVENGER RECENTLY WITH MY BOYFRIEND SO OF COURSE I JUST TALKED THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE DETAIL AND FACT KNOWN TO MAN ABOUT MY PAL STEVE ROGERS AND I MENTIONED HOW SAD IT IS THAT STEVE KEEPS EVERYTHING BOTTLED UP FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS AND NEVER LIKE TAKES TIME FOR HIMSELF AND TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF AND THAT LITERALLY HE JUST LETS HIS EMOTIONS STAY HOLED UP AND NEVER LETS THEM COME OUT AND THEN I REMEMBERED THIS FUCKING JOHN MULANEY THING AND STARTED LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SUPER SERIOUS RANT ON STEVE’S CHARACTER AND I JUST… AGH THIS IS LITERALLY STEVE FUCKING ROGERS. LIKE C’MON HE’S IRISH. IT FITS TOO WELL DAMMIT

To be honest if you put me in Tony’s position in the MCU I’m telling you now I would have quit that shit so fucking fast?? And I’m generally a really persistent stubborn ass but honestly??? The shit that he goes through, he amount of loss and pain he’s suffered through….if I’d been kicked down to the dirt that many times I would just not get up again. And for him to just…to keep going? Through every day? Every disaster? Every hardship? It’s something only the most powerful superhero could do.

So maybe Cap can lift trucks and Thor can crush a man with his bare arms etc etc whatever blah blah. But son. There ain’t no one as strong as Tony Fucking Stark.