Aliens reactions to humans irrational fears. Like they are so confuse because the thing is not threat to the human but the terrifying human is scared shitless of like a butterfly or something equally as dumb.
-Human and alien comrades on a break visiting earth
-Human is wearing a reddish shirt with black dots. Something random they grabbed out of their closet that morning
-Shortly after arrival, alien remarks that the human is matching the local fauna, and did they plan it that way? Does this creature have any significance?
-Human looks down to realize a ladybug has landed on their arm
-Human proceeds to f r e a k o u t and get that thing off me ick ick ick
-Alien did not expect this
-Is it dangerous oh no it’s bright red didn’t the human say bright colors are poisonous? Why else would the normally-calm and steady human get so upset?
-COMRADE HUMAN IS GOING TO DIE OH NO
-Ladybug flies off on its own because it’s a bug and doesn’t need this kinda of drama in its life
-COMRADE HUMAN WE MUST GET YOU TO MEDICAL SERVICES
-Human now has to figure out how to explain to the alien that the thing is harmless and actually useful in gardens but it’s just that beetles of all sorts are creepy because they just are
-This is embarrassing quick change the subject
-Oh hey alien look it happens to be autumn and we’ve got this fall celebration and there’s a haunted house my family always goes to, I bet you’d love it
-The alien is just ????? and remains that way for a large portion of the trip