my life in austria

2p’s as quotes me or my friends said (pt 2)
  • 2p Italy: "If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would"
  • 2p Germany: “I have Hitler blood.”
  • 2p America: “I want him to ride his big green tractor up my ass!”
  • 2p Russia: “I couldn’t care less about other people’s problems.”
  • 2p China: Is that Marijuana? Spare me some of that weed shit fam!"
  • 2p England: “Oh my jesus! You're not gonna butter me up with those words! I already have enough bread in my basket thank you very much!"
  • 2p France: "I don't even know half of children's names, I'm way behind in child support."
  • 2p Canada: *puts toilet paper into the cart* "Here, for all your bullshit."
  • 2p Romano: “Take you’re sass and put it in your ass.”
  • 2p Prussia: “Why isolate the variable when you can isolate yourself?”
  • 2p Japan: “I can’t see my damn Hentai!”
  • 2p Austria: “I have a list of people who sold their soul to me.”
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historical otps: princess isabella of parma & archduchess maria christina

I am told that the day begins with God. I, however, begin the day by thinking of the object of my love, for I think of her incessantly.

              s ’ l i e d   v o   d e   b ä r g e   d e   k l a n g   i   m i m   h ä r z e
                                                                  (x)


                                             | aph austria x aph switzerland |

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My Personal Top 10 Eurovision 2017 entries (before the final)

1. Salvador Sobral - Amar Pelos Dois (Portugal)
2. Francesco Gabbani - Occidentali’s Karma (Italy)
3. Naviband - Story of My Life (Belarus)
4. Nathan Trent - Running of Air (Austria)
5. Alma - Requiem (France)
6. JOWST - Grab The Moment (Norway)
7. Kristian Kostov - Beautiful Mess (Bulgaria)
8. Joci Pápai - Origo (Hungary)
9. Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma (Moldova)
10. Blanche - City Lights (Belgium)

uh so wtf is eurovision

 i’ve heard that A LOT the past few years from americans and now i decided to put together a eurovision 101 masterlist that will pretty much explain what it is

(warning: a lot of these videos have flashing lights and strobe effects so please don’t watch these if they will trigger you)

(also all of these are from the past decade or so because these are the ones i personally remember the best and they’re arranged by year and winners are bolded)

lordi - hard rock hallelujah (finland 2006)

verka serduchka - dancing lasha tumbai (ukraine 2007)

dustin the turkey - irlande douze points (ireland 2008)

alexander rybak - fairytale (norway 2009)

sunstroke project & olia tira - run away (moldova 2010) (epic sax guy)

jedward - lipstick (ireland 2011)

zdob si zdub - so lucky (moldova 2011) (mainly bc of the hats)

loreen - euphoria (sweden 2012)

buranovskiye babushki - party for everybody (russia 2012)

cezar - it’s my life (romania 2013)

conchita wurst - rise like a phoenix (austria 2014)

pollapönk - no prejudice (iceland 2014)

donatan & cleo - my słowianie/we are slavic (poland 2014)

love love peace peace (not an entry, it was an interval act in stockholm 2016)

if there are any others you can think of, feel free to add to the list these are just the ones i could remember off the top of my head !

also most of these were the typical “joke” songs and a lot of these weren’t even close to winning but these are the ones that explain eurovision the best because they’re the most memorable

Sometimes I just imagine the day ‘Besame Mucho’ and/or 'Lily of the Lamplight’ will be updated, I imagine tears and cursing in English, German, Spanish and Italian, I imagine Spamano and PruAus shippers rise, I imagine my heart being shattered and destroyed to nothing, and I laugh like a maniac.
Sometimes it happens on the street. Fuck, I feel so sorry for those poor passers-by.