my life as an avon girl

Sometimes, the pictures in Avon catalogs are much too wonderfully over the top. She looks like a villain in a magical girl anime who’s just succeeded in capturing the transformation pendants of the magical girl group.

What makes it better is that, according to the product description, the hearts actually light up.

…maybe if I get Robin one of these in her birthstone, she’ll finally achieve her magical girl destiny!

random lyrics sentence meme
  • "A guy like you should wear a warning."
  • "You don't have to put on that red light."
  • "Judgement day is coming, we're always being warned."
  • "Save your prayers for when we're really gonna need them."
  • "Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy, that's what I long to be."
  • "Everybody loves a winner, so nobody loved me."
  • "I get it. I'm dead."
  • "Just leave everything to me!"
  • "Now when we fight, we fight for bread."
  • "I'll never talk again."
  • "We've tried to fight this, but we can never win."
  • "I just need company, I can't stand it here by myself."
  • "I want to spit in their faces, but then I get afraid what that could bring."
  • "Figures that my courage would choose to sell out now."
  • "You're the perfect man for me -- I love you, I do."
  • "Why, it's a pleasure to meet you, you look like one incredible creature."
  • "Let them all say whatever they may."
  • "All the birthday money that my parents sent was spent on the phone bill and paying my rent."
  • "Don't lie to me, tell me where did you sleep last night?"
  • "Light a light, leave it in the window. I'm coming back home to you."
  • "I'm only frightened by the things that I've done."
  • "Your love's the finest thing I've ever known."
  • "I want to come home."
  • "I was so young that it barely affected my life."
  • "The Avon is calling us to come and swim."
  • "We'll make a very good girl of you."
  • "It's not like they matter."
  • "It's not fair, and it seems impossible that it happened at all."
  • "I have no doubt that I could love you forever. The only trouble is, you really don't have the time."
  • "All those years of dark nights could make a person blind."
  • "I like lots and lots of wine, and I like it 'cause it gets me drunk."
  • "I followed the voice you think you gave to me."
  • "I think I've finally grown up and got myself a lover now."
  • "It's so nice to be back home where I belong."
  • "Promise you'll never go away again."
  • "Put on your Sunday clothes, there's lots of world out there!"
  • "But oh, it's heaven nowadays."
  • "There was nothing missing on the day I died."
  • "It's hard to say goodbye, my love."
  • "I don't want to be free."