tbh once you find ao3, you can never go back to fanfiction.net
Oh Melly, you sweet innocent flower you! Haven't we established that Zayn is the sneakiest of secretive hoes? You thought he was gonna let those randos in his bathroom take a peak at his serums and such? He was probably all "dis needs to beh undah lock and keh befour duh people get here, don't let monkeh see it either"