my lady lumps

  • Lena Luthor: If we are going to be together Kara there is something I must know
  • Kara Danvers: Anything Lena. You can ask me anything
  • Lena Luthor: I know that Kryptonians age slower then humans so my question is....Will you still love me when I'm no longer young and fergalicious?
  • Kara Danvers: Oh for fuck's sake
  • Lena Luthor: What you gonna do with all that junk ? All that junk inside your trunk?
  • Kara Danvers: I am breaking up with you
  • Lena Luthor: No you are not. You love my lady lumps ,my lovely lady lumps too much

jimin:

I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ice
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and Madonna
Caring they be sharin’
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain’t askin’
They say they love mah ass in
Seven jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t takin’
We can keep on datin’
Now keep on demonstratin'My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you

rap line harmonizing: 

SHE’S GOT ME SPENDINGGGGG

i like to talk to my pets when im feeding them [but i guess everyone does] and I’ll commonly refer to my toads as ‘my lumps’ even to their faces, well another word in my vocabulary I tend to use a lot is ‘lovely’ just because its a nice word so I guess it was going to happen eventually that today, when I went to feed PJ and Moontoad on this brisk december afternoon, i accidentally and unironically turned to them and asked “how’s my lovely lady lumps??” and im still kind of reeling from it to be honest

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All taken minutes apart
Happy hump day peeps
Been working on my lil lady humps and lumps
And fueling up w those carbs and proteins

Wth am I saying I ain’t no fit guru

VANCOUVER TOMORRRROW

tbh

the if Morrigan wants to bang to save the world then why can’t I use my (Persuade) to make it a threesome to save the world??? 

I mean, my character went and got herself engaged to Alistair….. I’m just sayin’

it’s just because morrigan doesn’t like my lady lumps isn’t it :(((

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It’s getting to the point where I can’t hide it anymore. People who haven’t seen me in a while run into me in public & I see them notice. I feel obligated to say something but I’m not sure what. Many have made some harsh judgements & said some venomous things about my body, which is weird, seeing that my body has zero effect on their lives. I guess it’s finally time to address the rumors. The answer is YES: I have gone through some BIG changes recently! NO, I am not pregnant! I’M JUST #BLESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve been skinny my whole life, but I’ve also always hated myself. Of course, I never realized how skinny I was until I gained so much weight that I couldn’t even fit into the biggest pair of sweatpants I own. SWEATPANTS! Who knew sweatpants could ever be tight?! Like, usually this cliche involves the image of a sad lady trying desperately to wiggle into a sexy dress that’s too small, but no dudes, my Eureka moment was contorting my lady lumps into a big ass frumpy pair of sweatpants that fit me like a pair of children’s tights so furiously that I fell backwards, nude, hitting my head on my kitchen table, which sent several pieces of pizza flying onto the floor, where I cried like a massive infant. It was the most Cathy the Comic shit that ever happened in real life, in the history of ever. The past 2 years have been absolutely brutal as life’s bony fingers slowly tightened around my throat, so I did what I could to comfort myself while still trying to stay alive. I don’t hate myself anymore. I don’t recognize myself when I look in the mirror, but I DO finally recognize that my obsessive thoughts, like, “if I don’t lose this weight, no one is going to love me”, or, “if I don’t fit back into these pants, I’m literally going to be alone forever” are extremely disordered & poisonous & not even true.

So guess what, guys? I gained 20 pounds! Actually, probably more than that. But here’s the thing: I’m totally cool with it. Maybe my body will stay this way, maybe it won’t. It’s seriously just whatever, & I can’t think of a bigger #blessing in my life! Finally! Finally, the way my body looks is just whatever! It can’t control my happiness anymore! My body, & what others think of it, no longer dictate my self worth! In lieu of flowers or marriage proposals, please just think about how cool your body is. You can even think about how cool MY body is, just don’t expect me to give a shit. I’M TOO BUSY CELEBRATING THIS #BLESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!

(These photos were taken by Scott Doyle, Houston’s premier weight gain photographer. Contact him at scottistoobored@gmail.com)

Genderqueer moments:

So its winter and my fluffy jacket is covering up my lady lumps and I tend to dress/ have hair that is very gender neutral

so I’m at the bookstore with my grandpa and the salesperson tells my grandpa “Oh a bet your grandson here could help you with that.”

First of all, your the sales person you’re hired to help people like my grandpa and secondly: