Ok so funny story. I have two cats and they are both named Simon. This was a complete accident. “How do you accidentally name both of your cats Simon?” You ask? Heres how. I got the first Simon when I was two and my mom named him. Whatever pretty typical. I got the second Simon when I was in first grade. We got her as a kitten and she is MY cat so my little child self got to name her. My mom asked the day before we were supposed to get her what the name should be. At the time I was watching Ned’s Declassified School Survival guide and I was just really into it and wanted her to stop talking to me so I said “Cookie” to get her to stop asking. Well the name stuck. We named the kitty Cookie after the character on Ned’s Declassified. A few years later I was thinking about this, and I realized that on the show, Cookie was just a nickname, and his full name was SIMON Nelson Cook. By naming the cat after the nickname, according to cat naming law, she also inherited the full name. And thats how both my cats are named Simon.
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