my kid's got the skills

Communication Skills n. /kəˌmjuː.nɪˈkeɪ.ʃən skɪlz/

The ability to convey information to another effectively and efficiently.

Example: 

- saying “They’re my ISU-approved anxiety meds, not steroids, you idiot!” and sparing hundreds of fanfiction readers the screaming, crying, hyperventilating and curling together in a ball in the floor.